Episodes

20h ago

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1d ago

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6d ago

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 16

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 15

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 11

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 10

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 9

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 8

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 5

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 4

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 3

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 2

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 28

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 27

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 26

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 25

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 24

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 21

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 20

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 19

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 17

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 14

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 13

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 11

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 10

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6

In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 5

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 4

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 31

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best paranormal investigators her way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 30

Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 29

In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 28

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27

It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 24

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 23

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is calling as that handyman, and not only has he fixed that toilet, but rotated everything she could imagine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 22

It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s gonna rub it in today’s Phone Tap victim’s face all thanks to his girlfriend, who set him up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 21

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer service calls could come from anywhere, even prison! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 20

In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard. It’s a customer service catastrophe! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her troubleshoot! But we’re more trouble than help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 16

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 15

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her problems thanks to modern technology! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 14

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 9

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 8

Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 7

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 6

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t pay their fees! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 2

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 1

In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 30

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29

In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 25

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 24

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 23

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 22

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken toilet might be the least of this guy’s new issues! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 18

Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling back with the cold, hard truth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17

In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 16

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 15

“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12

Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11

If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next Phone Tap because it’s the hot new deal that everyone is LOVING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 10

We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 9

Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 8

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 5

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 4

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 2

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 1

Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 29

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 28

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 26

One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 25

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s some VERY randy seniors looking to take his class. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 22

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 20

An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 19

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 18

One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 12

In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11

In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 8

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 6

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 5

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 4

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 1

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 30

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 29

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 28

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 25

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 24

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 23

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole new type of DMV screwup! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 22

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 21

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 18

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 17

Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect her...that is until we pose as HR with some pretty big questions about some of the things she CLAIMED about her college "experience". Is she SURE she wasn't lying too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 16

In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new reality show coming to his neighborhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 15

Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 14

Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 11

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 10

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 9

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 8

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 4

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 2

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 30

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 25

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 17

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 16

All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 11

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 10

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 9

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5

Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 2

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 30

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28

Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 27

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 26

If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21

How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 19

One of the best feelings in the world is becoming a self-sufficient adult. You move out of your parent's place, get a nice place, well-paying job. The only thing that could ruin it? A prank phone call saying it's all fake. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 16

We call a woman who is worried she accidentally nicked a car in a parking lot. While she thought no one saw, she's in for a shock when she gets a call from Stoner Max saying he knows EXACTLY what she did in your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 15

In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his wife's friend....and since he hasn't met her child yet, we thought we'd introduce him using a completely fake kid made from internet clips! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 14

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 13

Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 12

Today we call a woman to let her know she was seen parallel parking the other day, and it was SO GOOD that she's been nominated for an outstanding award! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 9

Today's Phone Tap victim is a woman who recently got professional family photos taken and Brooke's calling to tell her the good news...Her prints are 100% FREE! In exchange she just needs to agree to something...And she’s REALLY gonna have to think about it… because it could make her FAMOUS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 8

Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 6

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who applied to her homeowner’s association for approval to paint her house a new color, and she’s not gonna slip that past him so easily! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 5

In your Phone Tap Brooke prank calls a guy who told his friends he used Chat GPT of all things to spice up his dating profile. Big mistake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 1

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 30

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 29

In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 28

Today Brooke's calling a guy who works as a party entertainer and seeing if he’ll be willing to take his clown skills to a FUNERAL for the right price… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 25

Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 24

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23

Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22

The guy Jeff's pranking today has been taking one of those “mind-sharpening” vitamin products and he told his wife he swears they’re working. She emailed us and now he’s the latest victim of our Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10

Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9

This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8

Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with in even his wildest dreams! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1

You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28

We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27

Working from home might be pretty cushy for some people, but in radio we don’t get that option. Until today when Brooke took working from home to the extreme in an all new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26

A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25

One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 24

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 21

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20

Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 19

What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 18

Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 17

Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 14

In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 13

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 11

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 10

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 6

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 5

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 4

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 3

One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 28

In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 27

Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 26

Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 25

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 24

Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 21

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 20

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 19

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 18

In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 17

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 14

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 13

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 12

Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 11

One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 10

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 7

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 5

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of season party and he’s NOT gonna like it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 4

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 3

Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 31

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it, in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 30

A pharmacist asked us to prank her coworker so today Jose is calling for some help with a bizarre and exotic new condition that you’ll have to just hear to believe! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 29

What’s the only thing worse than a late caterer? An 87-year old late caterer named Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 28

Today’s Phone Tap victim is 3 months into dating the HOTTEST guy she’s ever been with, and with today’s call Brooke is letting her know there are some VERY interested parties… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 27

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, Jeff's gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 24

In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 23

One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way to motivate him, is to embarrass him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 22

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 21

Wouldn’t it be great if returning a laptop to the electronics store went smooth and easy? Not today! It’s the Return of the Mac(book)! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 20

In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 17

We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 16

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pretty big company, so it’s hard for him to know EVERYBODY in his office, so Jeff's taking advantage of that to say he's the new guy and he needs a BIG FAVOR! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 15

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 14

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 13

One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 10

We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. Hear the call right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 9

In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are on their way right now as the entertainment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 8

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 7

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 6

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 3

In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 1

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 31, 2024

In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 30, 2024

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 27, 2024

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 26, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and Brooke's calling from the airline to break the news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 24, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 23, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 20, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 19, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 18, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 17, 2024

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 16, 2024

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the mall law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 13, 2024

YOUR #1 PHONE TAP OF 2024! Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Let's find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12, 2024

YOUR #2 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 11, 2024

YOUR #3 PHONE TAP of Christmas - One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 10, 2024

In your #4 Phone Tap of Christmas, we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 9, 2024

YOUR #5 Phone Tap of Christmas! You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 6, 2024

YOUR #6 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS! Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 5, 2024

YOUR #7 Phone Tap of Christmas! Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 4, 2024

YOUR #8 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 3, 2024

YOUR #9 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS: In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 2, 2024

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today Jose's calling as that service to tell him he found the perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 29, 2024

In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 28, 2024

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 27, 2024

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 26, 2024

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 22, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 21, 2024

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 20, 2024

Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 19, 2024

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 14, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 13, 2024

Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 11, 2024

One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 8, 2024

How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 7, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6, 2024

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 4, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 31, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 30, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 29, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 28, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 25, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 24, 2024

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 23, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 22, 2024

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 21, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 18, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 16, 2024

Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 15, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 14, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 11, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 9, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 8, 2024

One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 7, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 4, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 2, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 1, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 30, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 27, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26, 2024

We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 24, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 23, 2024

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 20, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19, 2024

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 18, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 16, 2024

Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 13, 2024

In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to get a woman to say a name of someone from her past… and no matter what she says.. Brooke will INSIST she’s that person and pretend to be her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 10, 2024

One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 9, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's posing as corporate HR and letting one guy know that she's seen his social media pages and there's gonna be a problem soon if he doesn’t change his tune! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Find out in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 5, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mail carrier with some peculiar characters on his normal route. Little does he know, Alan Winterbottom moved in and he has some ISSUES that need addressing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 4, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her airline reservation but Jose's running customer service today and he's not letting a fancy hi-tech ROBOT trick him into doing anything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 3, 2024

You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 2, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 30, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 29, 2024

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 28, 2024

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 26, 2024

What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 23, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 22, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21, 2024

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 20, 2024

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 19, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 16, 2024

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 13, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 12, 2024

Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 9, 2024

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 8, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 5, 2024

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 2, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 1, 2024

Before today’s Phone Tap victim heads off to her husband’s family reunion, we’re gonna introduce her to a part of the family she hasn’t met yet, and there are some VERY close ties here… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31, 2024

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 30, 2024

Some restaurants claim “When you’re here, you’re family.” So they should be cool with us dropping our kids off for a few hours right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 29, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 26, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 24, 2024

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 23, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 22, 2024

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 19, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a bit of a reputation for abusing the free samples at the Frozen Yogurt shop so Jose's calling to enact a new policy that only applies to HIM! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 18, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim always does their own yard work, but today when they need a landscaper, we’re gonna give them WAY MORE than they bargained for… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 17, 2024

It’s a special occasion whenever we get to do a “TO CATCH A CHEATER” Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 16, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy who recently checked out a movie from the library to accuse him of leaving some…. Traces… all over her precious books! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 15, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been trying for MONTHS to get her kid into a certain class for swimming lessons and she’s in luck, because we know just the ex-British special forces agent to teach the class! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 12, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a mom and leaving her with a BILL for all the food and drinks her daughter ate and drank while on a play date with a friend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 11, 2024

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service verification and making it more PERSONAL than ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 10, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 9, 2024

Before today’s Phone Tap victim meets his girlfriend’s family for the first time, we’re about to put him through the most uncomfortable picnic experience he’s ever had! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 8, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim might be Top 10 most gullible people we’ve ever called, so OF COURSE we had to push this prank call to the limit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 5, 2024

Wedding Season is here and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 4, 2024

Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 2, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 1, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 28, 2024

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27, 2024

If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 26, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 24, 2024

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 21, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made the mistake of telling his girlfriend that his new assistant at work is attractive, so of course we agreed to make it worse for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are coming to the store and her salad is the FIRST thing to go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 17, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 14, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview…and while she’s ecstatic to have a job…Jeff can’t keep his mouth shut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim was spotted NOT returning his shopping cart after buying groceries, and today we have time to exact some punishment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 11, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY interested in his lady… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 10, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 7, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 3, 2024

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a college student supervisor and introducing one of the newest members of the school, a 40-year old mother with a need for PARTYING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 31, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to keep her eyes to HERSELF! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 30, 2024

In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED UP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just ruin her day in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as one to watch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 24, 2024

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and because of that there’s gonna be some BIG changes coming his way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21, 2024

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never forget again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 17, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 16, 2024

With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with our new Artificial Intelligence Dating Concierge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 15, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 14, 2024

In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 13, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 10, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 9, 2024

In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 8, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 7, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 3, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2, 2024

Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 1, 2024

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 30, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has an entirely NEW set of problems on his hands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 29, 2024

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 26, 2024

One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 24, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 2024

One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 19, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 2024

Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 2024

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 12, 2024

Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 2024

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 2024

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 2024

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 5, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 2024

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 2024

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 29, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28, 2024

One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 2024

The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 2024

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 22, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 21, 2024

It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20, 2024

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 19, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 18, 2024

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 15, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 14, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows! Oops! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 13, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 11, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 8, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should go well… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 7, 2024

Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 5, 2024

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 4, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR BABIES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 1, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 1, 2024

Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 28, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 27, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 26, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger he was served and wants justice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 23, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 22, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 21, 2024

In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 20, 2024

We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 19, 2024

Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 16, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable products is actually ENDANGERING animals in the neighborhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 15, 2024

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think she’d mind parking a few blocks away? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 14, 2024

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 13, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 12, 2024

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 9, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 8, 2024

Jose’s retired black ops specialist character “CLOVER” has taken up a new position at J. Crew and his first mission is pranking the store manager while she’s on vacation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 7, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met her landlord but after a late rent payment she’s about to get the rudest introduction possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 6, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell phone too! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 5, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim still has their Christmas lights up so Jeff's calling to start some CONTENTIOUS neighborhood drama because of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 2, 2024

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 1, 2024

What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 31, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 30, 2024

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 29, 2024

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 26, 2024

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 25, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 24, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 23, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 22, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 19, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 18, 2024

In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 17, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 16, 2024

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 15, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 12, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 11, 2024

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 10, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 9, 2024

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 8, 2024

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 5, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 4, 2024

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 3, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 2, 2024

Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 1, 2024

Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 29, 2023

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 28, 2023

Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 27, 2023

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 26, 2023

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 25, 2023

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 22, 2023

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 21, 2023

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 20, 2023

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 19, 2023

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 18, 2023

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 15, 2023

We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 14, 2023

In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 13, 2023

In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12, 2023

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.