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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney·1000 episodes

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

35 min
Jul 21, 2026
History Box - RIP Kevin Keegan

A tribute to the late, great Electric Mouse, a man loved beyond all reason by this podcast.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

45 min
Jul 21, 2026
IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Prison Drone Chippendales

(Rec:14/1/25) A career leap, the hell of house-moving, strong heart work, lesser royal weddings, and bring back Grandstand.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 min
Jul 20, 2026
World Cup 2022

Salt Bae, the best final, boycotting, Uber dinner, Tony Walker, observing Qatar, and a ghost mascot.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min
Jul 17, 2026
Centaurs

An episode recorded just a few days before someone we talk about in it actually died. And some other stuff. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
Jul 15, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

(Rec: 2/12/20) Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
Jul 14, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 40

(Rec: 8/1/25) Radiator show plans, cabbie trouble, Hulk interaction, Bartlett v Johnson, pencil hate, and the Heat diaries.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

41 min
Jul 13, 2026
Birthdays

Andy’s special day, oversleep write-off, a lie-in with Sarah Greene, a Seaview party, and a missing DJ.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

52 min
Jul 11, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 2018

(Rec: 19/7/2018) England fever, Croatia president erotic hobbling, more unsavoury anecdotes, and some other stuff.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
Jul 10, 2026
Cocktail Of Death

Lots of fan noise (sorry), scaffold plans, a fly infestation, a hot king, and more fan noise (sorry). Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

34 min
Jul 8, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 18

(Rec: 25/11/20) Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish’, Dahl’s team of nurses and his complex business affairs.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
Jul 7, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 291

(Rec: 2/1/25) Kemp rises towards full height, nickname allocation, school house worries, and a Spandau exit strategy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

44 min
Jul 6, 2026
That’s Why Football

A sheepskin chair, Duran Duran, Burnham’s Saturday night advice, and Rooney’s articulacy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

57 min
Jul 5, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 2014

(Rec: 8/7/2018) Fair-play shame, tattoos, Suarez’s teeth injury, Stevie Wonder’s driving, and a 2018 festival plan. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

42 min
Jul 3, 2026
Big Daddy Christmas

Pod clips, England staring, walls, a magnifying glass, splash execution, liver paste, and reservation hell.Big Daddy source material (free for all to view): https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine/posts/162787803    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 min
Jul 1, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 17

(Rec: 18/11/20) A milk spillage, how Hitler REALLY died, The Twits’ influence on The Jam, and the dark ending of this book. (World Cup TM back on Saturday)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
Jun 30, 2026
IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/12/1979 Part 3

(Rec: 24/12/24) Sweet wrappers, disliking Pink Floyd, hippy mistrust, celebrity weirdos, and McCartney in the pub and jail.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

41 min
Jun 29, 2026
Lee Dixon’s Sandwich Bags

Some World Cup stuff, a Glasgow quandry, a t-shirt in New Jersey, a funeral, and a Cundy car share.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

37 min
Jun 27, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 2010

(Rec: 5/7/2018) Libya? A scaffolding-wielding mascot, England misery, a zodiac team, a psychic octopus, and Mandela’s biting phase.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

37 min
Jun 26, 2026
Elvis Football Trial

World Cup stuff, nation pronunciations, tall abuse, a pink shirt, and more World Cup.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47 min
Jun 24, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 2006

(Rec: 2/7/2018) A semi-naked mascot, a Hungarian circus, Baden Baden, John Laptop-Case, and trouserless Dutchmen. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
Jun 23, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The 2025 Ripley’s Odyssey - Part 2

(Rec: 18/12/24) A sausage tree, feet navigation, satnav denial, Vader’s snacks, actor swordplay, private podding, and the deep.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

38 min
Jun 22, 2026
Hot Dogs And Prejudice

Family trees, Dad Day, craft fairs, a very sad road, heatwear, and showing aliens to Ben Kingsley   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

41 min
Jun 20, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 2002

(Rec: 28/6/18) Breakfast boozing, worst mascots, Keane v McCarthy, a foreign boss, and tree-bound lavatorial horror.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

46 min
Jun 19, 2026
Powdered Cue Ball

Ending televising, Sinclair’s flights, a dream social club, ‘Sam!’, cheap booze, and summer freedom.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

45 min
Jun 17, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 1998

(Rec: 25/6/18) Knife-wielding Italians, Ronaldo, wardrobe squatting, speedballs, and a spectacular chat show dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

43 min
Jun 16, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 288

(Rec: 12/12/24) Glossy dreams, cigars, woke football, a blue ink deal, taking no for an answer, and compartment replenishment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

43 min
Jun 15, 2026
Woke Cup

Nuns 2030, Liverpool, liver transplants, ignoring celebrities, Brazil, and Roy Race on Tracy Chapman.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

56 min
Jun 13, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 1994

(Rec: 21/6/18) Yankee Doodle WC, an anti-tan strategy, the five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, and 'Sausage Island’.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 min
Jun 12, 2026
World Cup Fever!

A second attempt, ITV’s floating platform, Lineker’s outburst, Pougatch in bed, brown studios, and voodoo.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min
Jun 10, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 1990

(Rec: 18/6/18) Worst mascot, patchy football, a school play, an rat’s tail, Milla’s love tree, and Mr. Sausage.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
Jun 9, 2026
IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 4

(Rec: 3/12/24) Musings on Jacko, the death of JFK, a costumed cat, small man anger, dissing The Beatles, and Brando’s libido.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

39 min
Jun 8, 2026
Escaped Bear (Intelligent)

Kindness levels, shorts, retro football, a hot dragon, lighthearted punditry, and a 'feminist rant’.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

43 min
Jun 6, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 1986

(Rec: 15/6/18) Sanitary arrangements, the arrival of 'jalapeno', cocaine football, and rats vs bats. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

36 min
Jun 5, 2026
Buttering Up The Taliban

Intro fatigue, x-ray overload, insomnia, night football, hair growth, hair removal, and nostril waxing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min
Jun 3, 2026
TFTM Gold: World Cup 1982

(Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito’s sex life, a dead OAP’s TV, Breitner’s chequered past, and (Toni Polster...)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

37 min
Jun 2, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 38

(Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

40 min
Jun 1, 2026
Funky Fight

A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

38 min
May 29, 2026
Major v Currie

Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
May 27, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 16

(Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 min
May 26, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 285

(Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

44 min
May 22, 2026
City Geese

TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel’s masterstroke, and osmosis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
May 20, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 15

(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 min
May 19, 2026
IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 1

(Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr’s consideration, and younger girlfriends.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

36 min
May 18, 2026
Sam’s Toon Trip

An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

36 min
May 15, 2026
Trouser Win

Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

34 min
May 13, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 14

(Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
May 12, 2026
IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 35

(Rec: 6/11/24) Mould, the showering rhyme, the misery of perfection, rich-adjacency, toy day, sharking melancholy, and cheese ambitions.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
May 11, 2026
Stay Bubbly

An Irons elder, Sam Fox reviews The Smiths, council business, and one for the neutrals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

37 min
May 8, 2026
Swan Arm-Breaking

Democracy, fighting politicians, Masternaming, and a noxious substance invasion.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min
May 6, 2026
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 13

(Rec: 21/10/20) Steve Jobs’ original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.