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The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson·1000 episodes

Comedy

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

1 hr 14 min
Jul 21, 2026
TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights

High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TDmbIbrsUR0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
Jul 20, 2026
TMS: Oops, all Brian!

Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy!Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Jul 16, 2026
TMS 3038: Hey not Hay

There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I'm hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. Jimmy Johns Does It Mike's Way. This is not my beautiful wife with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8cUnHU_ST5g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 12 min
Jul 15, 2026
TMS 3037: Snake Healer

The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells' The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make it a Mushroom Meal. Gorgeous chicken tendees. They punched me out of my hulk and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0vy6PLphG_I Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
Jul 14, 2026
TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids

Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood's, One Cup. Something, something, choking on the splinters. Greasy Franz. Really large head. Little tiny body. Zuckerfart. Hedgehog porn. Forgetting Ron Jeremy. I don't like humidityyyyy with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/rLNZxgF22r8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 10 min
Jul 13, 2026
TMS 3035: Cucumber Butts

Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I'm Hawken Here! 140 degrees of godzilla. Give me your sister! I don't like Buttermilk. Decataracted Tina. Dearest Love Dunaway. Eyeballologist. Mayhaps Blood Shall Be Had. The Business of Outrage with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/RfyHEaaZIm4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 18 min
Jul 9, 2026
TMS 3034: The Taco Bell Peace Prize

Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a biker rally. Vent your spleen. Everything is better with Muppets. I sell televisions and televised products I tell ya hwat. Successfully Made The Holes. Travis' glasses magic. Nailed the Bajarken. That Brett Ratner stank. She only fainted a couple other times. Hope Porn with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 7 min
Jul 8, 2026
TMS 3033: Goat Coven

Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun With Guardrails. What kind of a turn-down deal? The great academic goat journal Far Cry 4. They can both butt you and screw you. Butts and Poop and Dunaway. Look at this paperwork. There are FOUR FACTORS! Old White dudes with crazy hair. Weird people who work with BEEEEEEES! Scott's Weird Internet Sister and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Io9gRMVHc5Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58 min
Jul 7, 2026
TMS 3032: Symmetrical Film Experience

Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don't like my soup crustyyyyyyyyyy! Please drag your body to the DEAD center of the bar. Down front is for weirdos. I love when families enlarge around here. Chicken Gender Reveal. Flapping with Chuck and Amy. You had me at Ragtag possie. Fischer Price Crosses the Streams. Deciphering the cipher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/BFmW-WGJj8U Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Jul 6, 2026
TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men

Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just A... Lego Brick on the Floor. Hootin' Holler Hoosgow! Spreadless cracker. You play as people. Use the Flu, Luke! Desperately Holding on to the Jugs of Pee. Dark vicious blood. Making a space in your life for Gary Larsson. Real fake cells with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/bE4mW-R4K6c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Jul 1, 2026
TMS 3030: Basically Lube

Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize me!! Geriatric mother stock. Gimme a 243 with Extra Sparkle. Yes and vibe. Dirty feet run in family. Soup of Theseus. Beliefs with Old Man Merrit. Hornets are much worse than BEEEEEES and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dHUmLPGfy2E  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 3 min
Jun 30, 2026
TMS 3029: Big Medical Fork

How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is my Alternate Name. Dudewarming. There are FOUR NEEDLES!! Hard vibing with Niki and Huyen. You can RENT BEES! Half Scott's Frontal Fell Off. No Dudes Allowed. Victory Pancakes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 14 min
Jun 29, 2026
TMS 3028: Boil in Bag Brian

Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem. Broke Brian mountain. Arby's: we have the herpes. June is Utah Month. Pumping His Pistons. Pillbox HAT!!!! What kind of a Netflix deal? Nobody Puts Billy Idol in the Corner! Adam Scott is the Michael Cera of Adam Scott's. Hot ones for Ketchup with Nichole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 10 min
Jun 25, 2026
TMS 3027: Chris Browne's Final Form

Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The Satanic Golden Girls. Got a Burning Sensation from Nevada. Incidents of Towers and Iron. Tina was born in the darkness. It's the little moustache what does it! DCsplaining. Heartbreak Feels Good When You Won't Shut Up. Ask Your Doctor is Flipadapazeepatoid is right for you. Floss Rage with Wendi. All Sweaty Corn and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 16 min
Jun 24, 2026
ALT TMS: The Panic is Real

An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of you! Enjoy! Video: https://youtu.be/NyXvIHHZcf8   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Jun 23, 2026
TMS 3026: Ram stick deflection

Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy David's package. Dear Ethics. I hath slain thine hornets. Marty Supreme a Grapefruit. Big Journey Scarab. Du, Du Ram, Du Ram Stick. You Say Supply Chain, I Say Logistics Network. Soggy, Papier Mache Diaper. A Burrito or Diana Ross. Dan Dan the Busy Man with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Jun 22, 2026
TMS 3025: Cocaine Worm

Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too early for a belly button sandwich?! In Soviet Russia Hamburger Helper poke you. Ice cream math. Got a Little Ding. Black Pink Lemonade. Baby Boots on the Ground. A Tad of Trivia. Don't drink the brown lemonade. The Case of the Disappearing Asian Cameras. The Plaza is the movie star. Got a big hot thing for you with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Jun 18, 2026
TMS 3024: The Dog Named Beef

Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the universe and everything....67. Just Doing Spider Things. First Live Shaggy. Diagnosis: Geek. Nerdtacular? More like Dork Fest! A trashy experience. He's got Wes Borland eyes. Map in the Iraq. A Decent Feller. Disco Nests. Busting Moves with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Jun 17, 2026
TMS 3023: Mo Nopoly, Mo Problems

La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy. Change your dumb answer. Shallot Sounds Like Chalet? Smoke from grandpa's hole. Show me your cootie. It's beautiful back there! Mythical Alan. Choots and Ladders. Mouse trout. No AI with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 14 min
Jun 16, 2026
TMS 3022: T. H. I. C. C. Waffles

The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine Room. Six Sixteen Twenty-Six. End. Times. Beau Among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in days. Bernie Sanders Math. Surprise puppets. Huckin' Bucks. So Many Belgians. Competitive Dirt Kicking with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 22 min
Jun 15, 2026
TMS Nerdtacular 2026!

Enjoy EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Video version of this will be available soon as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
Jun 9, 2026
TMS 3021: Spice Assignments

Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To Be ANTS. My Daughter, Who's Not A Dog. Tac NO Bell. Ai can poop for you Wholesale. Smelling The Nerdtacular Sausage. Excited About The Kimchi In The House. Don Worry. Are you waiting to receive my Nerd-nerd-tac-tac-tac-tacular? Bulbous abdomen. Spice Assignments. My Vomit Vent is Full with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ghoiLMWOXT8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Jun 8, 2026
TMS 3020: Fletcher Invasion

Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco.Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine.It's the final half ass! Scott and Brian and Scott and Brian. Bobby Says Magnets. Be Villiagant. Nerdtacular reproduction. How many Scott's is Too Many. Kalean Dismount. We call her Dick for short. Scott is the one smoking crack! Always in Game Show Host Mode. Extra Crispy Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 20 min
Jun 4, 2026
TMS 3019: Cursed Bread

The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in a Maple Grove? Ice Cream Prejudice. Cake Mix. Tall Feet. It's not the man-spider we expect, but the man-spider we need. The Bernthal Bears. I really like Creemeeeeeeeeees! Horde Flavored. Kroger by day, King-Super by night. Maple ain't Simple. Social Lube with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 10 min
Jun 2, 2026
TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up

Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be ground zero for covid 26. Ya'll Like Dirt Vistas? Sad Steroid Tears. Ugly Bags of Mostly Water. (s) We Built This Latte with Extra Foam. San Francisco is not Seattle. Riding the Enipticle. How to Maintain a Disgusting Physique. Big Boy Storage Shit w Bill, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iPOJqCKe7TM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 14 min
Jun 1, 2026
TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets

Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We Like A Good Movement. I Do Like Smokemonster Veeeeeeeeee. Bored or Stoked. No Bottom Beaches. Comin' Down to the Rope! Not A Full Cigar Guy. Right Thigh Hot Mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and Fanningless with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 17 min
May 28, 2026
TMS 3016: Tinkle Target

Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 7 min
May 27, 2026
TMS 3015: Hoity Floity

Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
May 26, 2026
TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes

Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness. Anti Chumbawumba. Grey Water Swimming. I'd tap that tree and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
May 21, 2026
TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen

Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo With Feceeeeeees! Triggering By Tectonic Hurling. Carbonated Spumba. Scott the Dog, Not the Dude. A giant ear, bud. Beat up by 14 Monkeys. Stretch Before You Sneeze. Ben and Jerry's First Doobie. A Great Time for White People. Oh And No Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
May 20, 2026
TMS 3012: Randy McNally

Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day. Big Arse Blue Jeans. Colorado hippie shit. Phish for Kids. Robert Goobers Gabbers Gobbers Gaybbers Goobers. Handless butt bike riding. We just want the jeans! Jorts & Crocs & Jorts & Crocs. Adjusting the Bull. Zune over Genesis? What's The Matter With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 18 min
May 19, 2026
TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops

Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 7 min
May 18, 2026
TMS 3010: Shiddygutz

Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 4 min
May 14, 2026
TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers

The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20. Pulling a Double Johnson with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58 min
May 13, 2026
TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions

A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
May 12, 2026
TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez

Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's got Hotness. Livin' on the air in Cincinnati and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/E-0xO3KxxC0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
May 11, 2026
TMS 3006: Land O Face

Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 4 min
May 7, 2026
TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork

Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn This Screaming Goat Chariot Around. Forgetting and Conflating Names. Nobody Wants A 2nd Hand Sex Doll. Mongoose blood. The Skibblings. Warm Sticker In Your Pocket. Grabbed by the 6 pack holder. Untainted Fresh Gusher. Dry run with a wet doll. That's very nice, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Pvc_FjT6x10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
May 6, 2026
TMS 3004: Parmigone

Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis er Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
May 5, 2026
TMS 3003: Human Smoothie

Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 21 min
May 4, 2026
TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...

I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 15 min
Apr 29, 2026
TMS 3001: Medal of Amber

I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum Supremacy w Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 13 min
Apr 28, 2026
TMS 3000: Trashnesia

Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 9 min
Apr 27, 2026
TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits

This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivia with Stephen. The one where the Doctor finds weird shit and solves it in 40 minutes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 22 min
Apr 23, 2026
TMS 2998: Sephora for Men

Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 2 min
Apr 22, 2026
TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic

Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 2 min
Apr 21, 2026
TMS 2996: Garden package toss

Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 17 min
Apr 20, 2026
TMS 2995: Manually Stamped

Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the Atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Apr 16, 2026
TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy

Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My Secret. I'm Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I'll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house. No Titles From TRPW Today. Positivity Olympics with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 4 min
Apr 15, 2026
TMS 2993: Injectable Meat

Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad. Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby-Dick Like Spider-Man. Scott's brick of coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark ate me boat. Team Beardos. Xeroscaping your Manscape. Moore's Law no More with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.