Episodes

18h ago

On Today’s Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out […] The post I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

2d ago

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only).Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida […] The post Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

4d ago

On Today’s Show: DDistorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com. Today’s Highlights (aka: why your […] The post Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 12

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. […] The post Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 10

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 📞 Voicemail & Text LineCall or text 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) – or text 4HAIRYCUNT – to […] The post Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 8

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front […] The post You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 5

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […] The post Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 4

On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […] The post The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 3

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00 Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14 Introduction 03:02:06 Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of […] The post Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 28

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […] The post Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 26

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […] The post Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 24

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […] The post Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 21

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01 Introduction 02:55:13 Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04 Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02 Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14 Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07 White Supremacist At A City […] The post Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 19

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […] The post Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 17

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:07 Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13 A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14 Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good Way?) […] The post Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 14

On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […] The post Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 13

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Support the Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 10

On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 10

On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The post Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 7

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 5

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […] The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 3

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE […] The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 31

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon […] The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 29

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […] The post Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 27

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 24

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 22

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 20

Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […] The post Blasphemous To The Future first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 17

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot […] The post Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22 Andrew Cuomo […] The post Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 13

On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07 Introduction 03:01:13 Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22 Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […] The post Mystery of the Upper Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 10

On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […] The post Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 8

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […] The post Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 6

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode 💬 Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener “Your Little Honey” – Today’s […] The post Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 3

On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Prolapse Cannoli first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 1

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 29

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 26

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 24

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 22

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 19

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 17

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 15

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 12

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 10

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 8

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 5

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 3

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […] The post The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 1

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 27

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear your name (or anything you want) on DV. Adam & Eve – Use promo code FREAK at checkout for 50% off almost any item + 10 free gifts + free shipping. Distorted View […] The post King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 25

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join The […] The post Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 22

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 20

On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 18

On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 15

Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a […] The post Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 13

On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post “I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 11

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 7

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 5

On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com | […] The post Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 4

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 1

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 30

On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: show@distortedview.com💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: show@distortedview.com 👑 Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now at distortedview.com […] The post Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 28

On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 25

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted […] The post Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 25

I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 23

💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 21

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 18

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The post Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 16

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix […] The post Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 14

🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The post Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 11

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 9

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 7

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 4

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 2

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 30

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Poop Lasagna On The High Seas first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 27

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The post Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 25

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […] The post Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 23

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedview.com🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […] The post There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 20

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 18

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 16

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 13

On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 11

On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 […] The post The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 9

On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 6

On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […] The post Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 4

On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 2

On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: Also in this episode: 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only!👉 Monthly = $7.50👉 Yearly = $80Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord.Sign up at DistortedView.com […] The post Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 30

On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit AdamAndEve.com and use promo code FREAK! 💬 Quote of the Show: “My new car doesn’t have doors, but it does have zip-tie seatbelts and burlap seats. It’s called EXOTIC, bitches.” […] The post Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 28

On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 26

On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 23

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […] The post A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 23

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 21

On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […] The post Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 19

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 19

On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 16

On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ show@distortedview.com📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The post Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 14

On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked […] The post Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 12

On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is […] The post Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 9

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 7

Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 5

Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […] The post The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 2

On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The […] The post AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 30

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 28

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 27

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 25

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign […] The post Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 23

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […] The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 21

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 18

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 18

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 16

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […] The post M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 11

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […] The post Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 9

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […] The post Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 7

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 5

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 3

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign […] The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Apr 1

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 31

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […] The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 28

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03 Plumber […] The post Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 26

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14 Sign Up […] The post Take The Pedophile Temptation Test first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 24

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:58:22 I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […] The post Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 21

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:18 Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04 Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14 Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24 Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07 Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06 Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14 A […] The post That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 19

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:17 It’s The Death Anniversary of Fred “God Hates F*gs” Phelps 10:17:16 Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women 14:00:00 Valentina Is At It Again – Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy 16:39:04 Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo’ing It Up 19:40:00 An Oppresed Trans Demonologist 25:18:18 Sign Up For The […] The post Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 17

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08 Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06 Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21 Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00 The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:21 […] The post A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:31:17 It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13 Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11 Who Wants To Get Deported? 15:43:04 A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22 Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18 Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 13

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:23 Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02 Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04 Meade Weight Update 13:43:06 Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20 Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00 Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07 Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, […] The post Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 10

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08 The World Hates Target 10:48:05 MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17 MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23 Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00 Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20 Dousing Your Enemy In […] The post Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 10

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I’ll be back with a new episode. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Mexican Shit Nuggets first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 7

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:08 Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14 Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15 Racist Couple On Cam Realize They’ve Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00 Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18 And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint…Big Yikes 24:17:07 A Moorish Linda Finkle Hall Of […] The post Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 5

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:01 Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06 Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22 A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03 Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24 Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22 Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semitism 28:12:01 […] The post Vicious Rim Jobs first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Mar 3

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:20 I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24 Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01 A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21 Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19 Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19 Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02 Vandalising The […] The post A Penis You Can See From Space first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 28

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Use Promo Code “FREAK” For 50% Off!! 02:02:14 Introduction 03:47:20 Goodbye To Black History Month 05:26:02 Workplace Training Module Slur Remix 09:39:22 Slam Frank – The Ann Frank Musical For Our Generation 15:09:23 Hitting Disabled Children At School – Yay Or Nay? 18:09:14 City Council Music Singing 20:19:23 […] The post Synchronized Monkey Urination first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 26

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Whorephange At The End Of The Street 00:25:12 Introduction 02:34:03 The Not So Nice World Of Nice Girls 16:04:16 Two Female Cops Scream At A Drunk Livestreamer 21:51:21 Cops Encourage A Father To Beat His Son 25:24:12 Racist Chat Between President Nixon And Reagan 29:16:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:26:17 […] The post Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 24

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:48:18 Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16 Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22 Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05 Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05 A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting 20:43:24 Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06 Vladimir Putin In Dick Form 30:00:20 Setting […] The post Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 21

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:22:01 Phone Losers of America – Drone Window Flyby 03:14:22 America: Let’s Come Together To Eliminate Trump Songs And LGBTQ Anthems 09:56:22 Street Preacher Angela Cummings Crashes An Ice Cube Concert 13:23:09 Woman Keeps Getting “Chemical’d” And Has Swollen Privates 17:30:08 Toxic Couple Fights In Front Of Child 25:16:00 Sign […] The post A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 19

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:06 Fish Porn 05:19:06 Peeing In The Aquarium / Fish Crush 09:50:02 When You Have a Fish Fetish And Work In Fish Processing Plane 14:19:16 Mom And Daughter Cause A Sceme At Hotel 25:04:14 Jesse Lee Calls JD Vance A Beta Male 33:10:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 35:48:14 Denmark […] The post How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 17

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:18 The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06 The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00 High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16 In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20 Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02 Book […] The post A Full Release Hot Air Balloon first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:46:15 Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16 Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22 Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06 Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […] The post Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 13

On Today’s Show: Running a bit late. I’ll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Transcript: The post Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 12

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:07:00 Reality Shifting – The Next Dumb Stuff From TikTok 15:03:17 The Sounds Of Fart Suffocation 16:37:05 Offensive Dirty Sexy Race Play Talk? 19:13:19 Our Favorite Crazy Man From The Streets Is Back 21:12:01 A White Woman Was Not A Fan Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show 23:52:12 Arizona Racist […] The post You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 10

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introudction 01:58:21 Jury Duty 06:45:09 Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05 The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15 Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14 Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14 A Livestreamed Police Standoff […] The post The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 7

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:00 Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16 AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12 Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20 Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […] The post He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 5

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:41:16 Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger 13:14:04 Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts 21:06:22 Doing Shots Of Nail Polish 30:06:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:00:12 Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets 35:16:23 A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis 40:01:17 Twerking On The Disabled […] The post Twerking On The Disabled first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Feb 3

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:38:01 Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06 Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06 Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23 Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10 Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11 Support The Show! 34:58:21 Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02 Find A Trove Of […] The post Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 31

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:33:00 Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23 My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10 Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00 UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18 UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14 “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […] The post How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:01 Introduction 01:54:17 Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17 I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole. 16:34:07 Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02 Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13 A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22 Support Distorted View Daily! […] The post Child Brides Are Back On The Menu! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 27

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:13 Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23 The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04 Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13 Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01 How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24 Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00 Sisterly Brawl […] The post Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 23

On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:01 Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21 Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15 Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11 I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04 Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09 Billy […] The post Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 23

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […] The post Two Enemas For The Price Of One first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 21

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:13:18 My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22 Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06 God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05 Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03 Black Man Drives Home From Work And A White Woman Feels Threatened […] The post Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 17

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:21 A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials 06:35:13 1-900-Schadenfreude 08:15:17 Make Your Fantasies Come True 11:16:11 1-900 Gay Phone Fun 12:56:04 Another Extremely Annoying Vegan 17:43:12 Alpha Male Cashmaster 21:18:03 A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats 24:13:21 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:55:19 Penis Exploding Circumcision 32:38:14 […] The post Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:41:16 Living That Urinal Cake Huffing Life 09:24:14 AIDS Shit Verbal Slave 14:49:07 That Time A Murderous Incel Went To The Park 20:08:05 Going Through Puberty During Your Roid Rage 23:31:09 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 28:03:23 Support The Show 30:31:01 Get High On Those Dank BK Chicken Fries […] The post Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 13

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 50% Off! AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK 00:40:11 Introduction 02:19:08 Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back In 06:58:04 Dhar Mann Has Run Out Of Life Lessons To Teach Morons 13:14:16 Making Indian Stepson A Slave 20:41:24 Alexyss K. Tylor – MK Ultra And Spiritual Dick 30:27:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:35:01 […] The post Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 10

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:59:15 My Prediction For 2025 05:07:18 California Karen Demands WildFire Answers 10:36:00 Stinky Penis Tinder Date 17:41:12 Old Drunk Beachgoer’s Insane Arrest 31:26:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:11:00 Porn Watching Police Man 37:34:19 Marrying Your Son’s Fiance – Not Cool Dude 41:19:09 Ms. Dookie’s Gret Big Haul 44:18:01 Voicemails: […] The post I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 10

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode, but for right now here’s a Best-Of program where I interview the recently deceased Shane Lee. I mean, I interviewed him before he died, but he is now recently deceased. Video The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen […] The post Shane Lee Interview first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 8

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:26:24 Mouse In The House / Piss Supply 08:06:09 Mouse Trap CBT 10:46:17 We’re Taking The Gulf Away From Mexico! 13:37:24 MAGA On Ice! 17:11:13 Free yourself From The Bondage Of Food With Jesus 23:51:12 Road Rage Pile Driver! 27:06:19 Join Distorted View Ultimate Premier MAX Plus 28:32:03 Youtard Fakes […] The post Getting High On Your Piss Supply first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 6

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:18 Double Gang Stalking 07:16:07 The Government Causes Swollen Vaginas 09:25:18 Gang Spunking – Erotic Gangstalking? 12:48:22 The As Seen On TV Product For Gang Stalk Victims! 18:45:03 The Glamour And Glitz Of Child Auctions 29:25:24 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:37:02 Sexual Trend Watch 2025 35:40:04 Have Space Sex […] The post Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 3

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:22 Vocal Runs 07:15:17 McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06 Incel Documentary 24:25:03 A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00 Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17 A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07 Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post The 7 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jan 1

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Best of Show today as we celebrate the new year. Back tomorrow for another Sideshow exclusive episode! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post …And A Happy Jigoo Year! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 30, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:22 Vocal Runs 07:15:17 McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06 Incel Documentary 24:25:03 A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00 Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17 A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07 Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 27, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:22:17 Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20 A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12 Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15 I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05 My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19 My Italian Heritage 22:57:09 The First All Black Women Debate Champions […] The post A Christmas Menstruation Miracle first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 26, 2024

On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […] The post Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 23, 2024

On Today’s Show: I’m up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 19, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s 12 Days Of DV Deals 01:33:13 Introduction 04:04:16 I’d Be Good At Making Depressing Christmas Music 08:04:08 My Favorite Red Sovine Song: Dead Kid On Santa’s Lap 11:55:01 A Dysfunctional Family Fight Over Tortillas 19:27:04 Meade Upset With Me Regarding His Height 22:02:00 Meade Skelton Working On A DV Theme […] The post Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 17, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03 Introduction 03:15:05 A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04 The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23 Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01 Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08 Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13 A Bunch […] The post The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 14, 2024

On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03 Introduction 03:50:18 Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09 More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24 A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […] The post Cosmetic Nipple Puffing first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 12, 2024

On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17 Introduction 03:21:14 Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08 Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03 That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01 Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23 The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19 Bros Sharing […] The post Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 10, 2024

On Today’s Show: My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It’s a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons. Checking In With NAMBLA Lois Gags On Peter Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK Eating Feces In Court Sign Up For The Sideshow and […] The post High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 9, 2024

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23 Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […] The post 20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 6, 2024

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10 Introduction […] The post Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 4, 2024

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:23 Homo For The Holidays […] The post Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Dec 2, 2024

On Today’s Show: – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Cyber Monday Sideshow deal is on! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New […] The post A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 29, 2024

On Today’s Show: It’s Black Friday weekend! I have some great deals for you! – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Black Friday Sideshow deal is on! […] The post My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 27, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 DV Store Radio 02:02:23 Introduction 05:57:13 Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21 The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00 The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15 The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08 The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07 The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07 A Very Gay Man […] The post Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 25, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:04 Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20 Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13 More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03 Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01 Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […] The post Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 22, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12 Introduction 02:53:01 A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18 AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes 17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15 Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03 Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02 Become A Member Of […] The post Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 20, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13 Introduction 02:29:02 Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00 If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04 You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24 Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08 Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […] The post Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 18, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:05 The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18 Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23 Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12 Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05 Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13 Support […] The post Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 15, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:19 Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18 Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10 Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15 Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20 Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11 Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 13, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:19 Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year 18:49:20 Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed 27:16:17 Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer 31:42:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:28:14 The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent 39:08:20 Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex 44:36:17 Home Alone […] The post Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 11, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:24:00 Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10 Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05 Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17 Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01 Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23 Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09 Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15 Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […] The post Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 7, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:02 Introduction 02:01:23 Election Results 04:47:15 To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump 05:45:12 To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00 Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22 More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21 Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20 Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 5, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16 Introduction 05:02:04 Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03 Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20 Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk 28:46:19 Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00 Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Nov 1, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:03 Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16 The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23 Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21 Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19 Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00 New Viral […] The post How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 30, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:18 The Dating Requirements Of A Fart And Shit Loving Incel 22:20:09 Meade’s Lost Sweet Tea And Politics Video 33:30:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:55:15 Horrible Way To Die 1: Backing Yourself Into A Plane Propeller 40:39:09 Horrible Way To Die 2: Baking Yourself In A Commercial Oven 45:04:06 […] The post The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 28, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:24 Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan 05:06:15 Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March 08:19:10 Donald Trump Live In The Studio 13:20:05 Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer 16:10:05 National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate 20:10:22 Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again […] The post Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 25, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:10 Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts 04:30:22 Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King 09:18:00 Obese Christian “Weight Lifting” 13:14:20 October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement 21:34:18 Homeless People Being Gangstalked 25:50:09 Bred Down On The Plantation 29:59:15 Become A Sideshow Member! 30:28:01 Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat 35:44:11 Highschool […] The post Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 23, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:22:01 A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak 07:12:01 An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup 11:58:17 Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice 17:44:07 Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud 20:40:07 Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God 22:54:05 Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery 28:21:20 […] The post Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 21, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:24 Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action 05:18:09 Human Death Rattle 08:31:13 Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued) 11:07:08 Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers 17:07:19 Meade Gains More Weight 18:32:00 Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God 20:55:05 Extreme Predator Catchers 26:19:23 Sign Up For […] The post First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 18, 2024

On Today’s Show: I’m running late with the brand new Sideshow exclusive episode today. I’ll be posting that for paying freaks a little later today. In the meantime, here’s a Best-Of Show for everyone. Enjoy! Newest Mail Unboxing Video! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On […] The post Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 17, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:48:02 Check Out My (Mail) Sack 05:42:24 A DV Freak In A Major Motion Picture 10:56:20 God Ransacks A Mormon Church 17:48:10 Idiot Mistakes Greek Flag For Israel Flag. Stupidity Ensues 20:56:18 Martial Arts Is Satanic 23:46:06 Meade Skelton’s Trad Life / Lyme Disease 34:47:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Oct 15, 2024

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Oct 11, 2024

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Oct 9, 2024

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Oct 7, 2024

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Oct 4, 2024

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Oct 2, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:22:03 We Need More Halloween Songs 07:01:11 Rocky Horror Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 12:39:21 Old Man Hates Ducks In His Neighborhood 15:12:17 The Boob Sucking Incident 21:44:05 A New Tammy Hull Freakout 24:09:19 Arrested At The Renaissance Faire For Being Too Good At Juggling? 31:47:00 Sign Up For […] The post The Boob Sucking Incident first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 30, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:22:07 Test Of Patience: Astrology Edition 07:00:17 Amaon Music Review 08:08:15 Woman Locked In Room On A Carnival Cruise Ship Because She’s Crazy 19:14:10 Prophet Katie Is Back With More Religious Bullshittery 26:27:03 Gay Podcasts That Over Share: Shit Dick 29:48:20 Gays Tackle Dingleberries 31:41:20 The Homosexual and the Terrible, […] The post Kiss Me Under The Dingleberry first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 27, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:42:01 Pure Hypochondria Is Streaming Everywhere! 04:04:15 The Sad Math Of Streaming Music Profits 06:54:18 Wheel Of Triumph Challenge 08:23:15 Billy Ray Cyrus And His Achey Breaky Rage 15:56:17 Hate Preachers / Very Very Gay Preachers 20:17:04 Roseanne Is Out To Expose The Vampires 25:31:01 Soverign Citizen Turns Traffic Ticket […] The post Let’s Have A Gay Jerk Off Contest For Christ first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 24, 2024

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Sep 24, 2024

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Sep 20, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:57:19 Jesse Lee Peterson – Black People Were Created To Serve White People 11:36:12 Woman Confronted Over Phone Charger She Stole On Plane 15:12:24 The Toxic Breakup Of KingCobraJFS – Psycho Stalker Girlfriend 23:28:16 Insane Barking Politican Interrupts Journalist 26:05:16 Old People Pissed Off Over Others Having Fun – Episode […] The post How Frozen Beef Patties Killed A Man first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 18, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:04 Morning Scoop – The Breakfast Ice Cream! 05:38:19 Diddy’s Freak Offs Caused A Supply Chain Issues For Lube Makers 09:29:24 Depressed Rednecks Singing About The Evils Of Drugs And Satan 18:25:19 Is This Racist? 21:27:02 Black Woman Has Cotton Picking Hobby 25:18:17 What The Hell Is He Singing? Crappy […] The post Diddy’s Freak-Offs Blew Through Gallons Of Sex Lube first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 16, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:16:16 Brainwashed Children 04:36:01 Smell The Piss In The Air 09:01:01 The Hawk Tuah Girl Has A Podcast 14:32:20 Libtards Vs. Animal Eating Savages 18:13:22 The Man Who Has A Joke Car Registration Tag Gets Pulled Over By Cops 26:59:07 Old Couple Angry Neighbor Knocked On Backdoor 30:02:22 Sign Up […] The post The Fresh Smell Of Urine Blowing In Your Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 12, 2024

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Sep 10, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:02 Shower Sex / Candy Cunt 04:51:14 1-900 Sex Song 07:13:18 More Old Weird 1-900 Numbers: Boglins 10:11:03 Proof Elvis Is Alive Phone Line / Insult Line 15:57:01 We Got Dragon Babies Swimming In Our Sperm, Boys! 25:06:17 Woke Video Game Lists 34:01:06 Join The Sideshow! 35:29:17 Pervert Urologist Wipes […] The post Is Vampire Dragon Sperm Swimming Around In Your Testicles? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 5, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:58:20 Blackulator-Caucasiatron.Com Is Live 08:33:01 Journalist Double Downs On Growing Concrete 15:22:23 Pussy Boy Lockdown 18:09:20 Dickless Roundtable 34:03:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 36:14:18 Scorpion Scrotal Sting 40:33:12 Hate Preacher Wants To Shoot Some People 46:12:06 Driving The Car You Stole Right To The Police Station 49:33:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Sew Your Penis Head To Your Pubic Puff first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Sep 3, 2024

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Sep 2, 2024

On Today’s Show: Happy Labor Day! I’ve got a best of show for you, but before that, I apologize for the Wheel of Misery f-up and instead spin the Ring of Triumph to reward you listeners for your loyalty and forgiveness. PO Box Mail Unboxing Video: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 30, 2024

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Aug 28, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Promo Code FREAK For 50% Off + Free Shipping 01:40:17 Introduction 03:09:10 New Donald Trump Griftables Have Dropped 08:48:06 The Satellite’s Are Still Rotting Out Tony’s Teeth 10:35:18 Meade Gives Life Advice To The Youth Of America 20:30:16 Hotel Confrontation 26:34:06 Watersports And Dung – The Anthem 29:16:02 […] The post Collectible Presidential Soiled Diapers Are Now Available! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 26, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:02:21 Lord Douche On Distorted View Daily 06:32:21 Demented Dad Want’s You To Defile His Daughter’s Corpse 14:27:14 New Product Alert! Donald Trump Talking Fish Mouth 21:46:21 Talking Skeletrump, Maga Claus, Turkey Trump, Etc 26:32:09 Gay Man Misses Flight At Airport 30:04:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:55:18 When Your […] The post Daddy Wants You To Defile His Daughter first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 22, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:19 Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic 04:56:06 When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries 11:47:14 Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter 16:47:23 Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs 27:20:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:41:03 Miming Masturbation Gets You […] The post Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 20, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:23 Chris Chan: The Incest Incident 06:54:08 Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest 22:37:06 Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump 27:05:11 Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream? 28:33:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:55:00 Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong 35:06:04 Fruit Smoothies Won’t […] The post Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 16, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:52:20 That Time Satan Had His Own TV Show 09:26:04 Satanic Gay Sex 10:59:24 Eugene The Thumb Dicked R-Word 14:49:15 Let’s Play “What’s The Crazy Person On The Bus Trying To Say” 16:15:09 A Woman Gets Punched On The Subway, And Everyone Is OK With It 20:36:01 4 Pork Chops […] The post Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle Free Skin first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 14, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:03 Revisting Mobility Mary 07:58:02 Trump’s Awesome New Lisp 11:53:19 Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket 21:56:11 Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile 25:29:24 Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is 28:50:15 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:17:04 World Record N-Word […] The post Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 12, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:09 Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist 08:04:10 Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid 16:44:16 Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals 21:04:08 Scraping Your Anal Walls 25:50:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:35:13 A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition 34:34:22 Dogs Are […] The post The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 9, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:53:09 My Weakness: Nostalgia! 03:41:22 Altoid Sours Are Coming Back! 07:20:02 Toilet Water Sniffing 08:21:09 Man Pays Woman To Racially Humiliated Him 10:01:08 The Sounds Of Fart Fetish 11:31:14 Angry Woman On The Street Scats Her Complaint 14:49:22 Predator Hunters Pinch A Furry Pedo 25:11:23 The Disease Of Heterosexuality 27:12:11 […] The post The Celebrity That Left Her Placenta All Over Hollywood first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 7, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:02:19 Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck 06:45:22 Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words 12:41:21 Racist Woman At A Police Station 16:17:15 Meade Gains *More* Weight 19:03:10 How To Pee Up Your Own Butt 22:11:16 A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video 30:31:08 Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom […] The post Sauced Ass Nuggas first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 5, 2024

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you today! Sit back and enjoy this classic episode. On Today’s Show: – Calling Hoverround mobility scooter to customize a ride– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)– Two Botched Penis Procedures– Shitty Diapers On The Highway Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Souped Up Street Legal Mobility Scooters first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Aug 1, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:12:02 Timmyboo’s Birthday! 03:18:06 Senator Kennedy Sexifies Children Books 05:38:16 Space Raptor Butt Invasions Reading Rainbow Review 07:02:08 Mentally Ill Woman Thinks All Fast Food Employees Are Poisoning Her Water 17:26:11 Meade Decides On An Ideal Body To Shoot For 23:32:09 Meade Love Song To A Teddy Bear 25:51:07 City […] The post Good Night Butt Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 30, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:28:17 Did JD Vance Fuck A Sofa? 03:59:20 JD Vance Fucks A Leather Couch – Erotic Story 17:15:10 Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR 23:36:18 Olympic Controversy 24:59:03 DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo2333 27:33:23 Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character 31:05:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday 33:04:19 Screwdriving Your […] The post Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 27, 2024

On Today’s Show: Enjoy this weekend’s bonus show! I’m back here because the Golden Ring of Triumph was spun after you freaks pushed DV over the 900 ratings mark on Apple podcasts! Thanks for continue to rate and review DV! We talk about Meade’s Appearance On The Jesse Lee Peterson Network A Restaurant Thought A […] The post Taking A Long, Difficult Bowel Movement At Closing Time first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 25, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 You Will – Distorted View Daily 00:33:22 Introduction 02:30:20 The Ronald Reagan Movie Trailer’s Creepy Slow Song 07:23:20 The Tiktardiest Couple Ever – Autistic, Nonverbal, DID, Trans – They’ve Got It All! 19:40:22 Judge Threatens To Shoot Teens Looking For Keys 25:40:11 A Group Of Drunk Friends Vs. Stuck Golf Cart […] The post Get Those Lyrics Out Of Your Mouth Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 23, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:16:07 The Wheel Of Triumph / Misery Aftermath 04:55:11 JD Vance Is A Soda Nerd! 06:55:18 All The Candidates Are Koo-Koo Crazy Ba-Nay-Nays 08:13:06 Hit And Run Driver Calls Mommy 15:26:12 Deep Diving A Classic Anal Scene 21:52:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 22:36:09 Dine And Dasher Forgot To Take […] The post Looking Into The Eyes Of Satan – Sex Edition! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 19, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:20 A Rare Distorted View Correction: Sowwy For Being A Weetard 06:52:05 Youtuber Faked Cancer – A Brief Boogie2988 Primer 24:54:24 Spending Some Family Time Together (Participating In A High Speed Police Chase) 27:39:04 Catching People Having Sex In The Community Pool 28:54:05 Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband All Of His […] The post It Might Be Time To Start Breastfeeding Your Husband first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 17, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:24 Grown Ass Man Cries About The Cut Of A Sandwich 10:06:23 Grammy Nominated Artist Butchers National Anthem 14:35:04 Meade’s Emergency Trump Stream 21:10:20 Banned From An Autistic Dating Website 24:43:22 An Eric Peyton Soundcloud Account Is Full Of Garbage 26:54:19 Homeless Man Norm Vs. The Cops – Episode 812 […] The post Women Don’t Respect Men Who Cut Their Sandwiches In Half Like Prissy Bread Bitches first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 15, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:59:07 Celebrity Deathageddon! 05:02:07 Shelley Duvall Vs. Hot Pockets And Shapeshifters 07:36:04 Shannen Doherty Vs. Richard Simmons: Who Wore Cancer Better? 11:21:04 Someone Had Their Sight Set On Donald Trump 16:33:13 Unveiling The Wheel Of Misery 19:07:21 The Ring Of Triumph / First Goal For A Spin 21:07:16 Incest Music […] The post Public Butt Chugging And A Part Time Clown Prostitute first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 12, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 08:58:12 Meade Tries To Sing Some “Modern” Music 12:31:04 Naked Twerking Demons Have Tormented Meade 15:54:14 A Straight Bottom Male Bottom Gets Toe Topped By A Transwoman 21:51:14 Clips Of President Biden’s Lack Of Cognitive Functions 25:23:19 A Christian Preaches At A Ross Dress For Less 30:50:05 New Music About […] The post Bottom Boy Gets Toe Topped By A Trans Woman first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 10, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:30:04 Embarrassing Social Media Content Needs To Be Turned Off In Public 06:58:11 Meade Skelton’s Ode To Processed Foods 14:01:03 Proctologist Schools Us On Fecal Seepage 16:52:06 Introducing DV’s Wheel of Misery / Golden Ring Of Triumph 20:43:15 Shit Smearing, Seeping, And Hemorrhoid Slime – Part 2 23:59:08 Kevin Leonardo’s […] The post Do Our Robot Vacuums Need To Be On Suicide Watch? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 8, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 A Quick Message From Timmyboo 02:13:01 Introduction 04:18:08 Highlights Of An Interview With The Hawk Tuah Girl 14:10:15 Livestreamer Creeps Woman Out With An Unwanted Kiss 25:07:23 Steven Dawson Got A Crappy Pacakge In The Mail 28:22:13 Vermin Supreme’s (Libertarian Wizard) Music 32:24:11 Cat Sex Based Music 34:49:22 When The Lack […] The post Cat Sex Dubstep – A New And Exciting Genre Of Music first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 3, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:39:12 The God Hates America Church Had Some Bangers 04:07:11 The Westboro Baptist Church “God H8S” Video Series 08:13:02 That Vegan Teacher’s Most Unhinged Video Yet 19:26:07 If Animals Drove Ambulances, Would They Save Non Vegans? 22:20:22 An American Racist In Poland 25:14:23 Showdown At The Costco Checkout Lane 29:35:02 […] The post Who Needs A Butthole When You’re Working With Two Penises? first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jul 1, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:13 It’s Independence Week! 03:07:22 Tamir’s Happy Birthday Video / More Videos On The Way 08:45:17 Meade Performed And The Crowd Went Mild 11:39:03 DIY Piss Fan Instructions 13:35:05 Aged Urine Influencers 20:27:13 Urine Drinker / Barefoot Hiker Crossover 24:15:09 Shit Fan / Scary House Tour 27:42:24 Two Tone Deaf […] The post Beat The Summer Heat With A Cool Blast Of Piss Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 27, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:20:19 Favorite Past Time: Watching The Olds On Facebook Share Weird Shit 04:42:14 The First Anti-Woke Cartoon Sitcom On X! 16:02:18 A Non Binary Tiktokker Has Some New Pronouns For Us 18:42:18 The Sounds Of Anal Fisting 24:05:01 Preaching From A Mobility Scooter 26:15:05 Tiktokking Excorcisms 30:18:06 Support Distorted View […] The post Exorcising Weather-Controlling Demons first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 25, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:07:06 Misgendering Singers 04:09:03 Getting Singer’s Race Wrong 10:30:13 Our Favorite Emma Watson Hater Is Back! 14:46:00 Face Farting Skunk Lady 16:31:06 Sexual Squirting With An Unwanted Bonus 18:56:14 Christian Woman Sees Drag Queens In A Hotel Lobby / Freaks Out 23:40:20 Arrest Of D.A.’s Daughter Goes Extremely Well 31:13:04 […] The post Drag Queens Ruin Yet Another Family Vacation first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 20, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:56:13 The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip “Cathy” 09:33:14 Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American 18:38:19 Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn’t LGBTQ 24:20:14 Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles 26:07:08 Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel […] The post Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 18, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:04:17 Foreplay: Let’s Get Sexy 04:53:17 Supernatural Sex: Mr. Clean Mind Fucks Billy Mays 18:19:06 Old Woman Freaks Out At Poker Tournament 23:39:04 Half Naked Freak Threatens President And Travis Kelce 25:21:19 Woman Claims Women Are Dumb Bitches 32:05:15 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:35:13 Stealing Flight Attendant Outfits For […] The post Mr. Clean’s Magic Virginity Eraser first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 14, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:15:22 My Tribute Song To Pastor Mannings Semen Latte 04:04:01 Making Full Length Songs Out Of Commercial Music 05:52:08 Alpine White Sweet Dreams Extended Version 08:00:05 Today’s Dish Is Fish: MEGAMIX 10:18:01 Glass Meat Clocks Full Length Song 12:50:17 Teasing Cherebra Venti’s Song “I Don’t Know” 13:43:23 Sticking Horrible Things […] The post Sticking Horrible Things In Womanly Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 13, 2024

On Today’s Show: It’s a best-of episode of DV this morning. I’ll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post Celebrating Female Genitals first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 11, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00 AdamEve.Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK 00:00:35:10 Introduction 00:02:18:21 Meade’s Bouncy Castle Workout 00:05:16:17 Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video 00:08:32:02 Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 2 00:12:37:05 Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk 00:18:21:09 Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok 00:24:09:15 Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald […] The post Significant Bowel Ejection first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 6, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00 Introduction 00:03:35:13 Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece 00:08:41:09 A Meade Weighloss Review 00:11:58:18 Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media 00:18:01:08 Insane Ramblings 00:23:24:11 Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again 00:24:03:07 Vioilating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights 00:26:15:10 Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks 00:27:26:21 Sign Up For The […] The post Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

Jun 4, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:19 America’s New Number Two Soda Pop! 05:24:21 The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years 16:02:18 Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder 22:13:20 Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor 27:45:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:48:10 Police Officer Locked […] The post A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 31, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:47:00 Day 281 Of Me Being Sick 03:25:09 Donald Trump Visits To React To Trial Verdict / Announce New Products 07:42:20 Cunty MAGA Gay Reacts To Verdict 10:23:02 Being Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force 18:13:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 20:48:11 Semen Shots To The Back […] The post Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 29, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:17:04 I’m A Sick, Weak Little Boy 07:32:09 Pubic Hair Wedding Rings 11:49:09 Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave 15:06:11 The Incubus Is Horny 17:19:19 Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers 21:51:17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 28, 2024

On Today’s Show: Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio) Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

May 23, 2024

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:19 Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09 IVF And Porn – A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24 The Government Is After The Top Hermaphrodite 20:24:23 Youtube’s Best Anal Douche Tutorial 28:26:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:58:05 Gen Z Is Getting Trashed On BORG 36:12:12 We’ve All Gotten Scrotumfuls Of Plastic In Our Testicles 39:48:20 […] The post The Government’s Number One Most Wanted Hermaphrodite first appeared on Distorted View Daily .