Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily .