ARC Raiders: Camping the Extract, PVE Pacifists, and Rat King Rules | Camping the Extract 1

🎉 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOOT GOBLINS, HUG PATROL, AND EXIT CAMPERS WITH HURT FEELINGS… WELCOME TO THE PREMIERE OF CAMPING THE EXTRACT! 🎉 Brand-new ARC Raiders extraction shooter podcast. Same Toxic Teacher. Same Nicky A.I. Dente. Way less hugs. Toxic opens Episode 1 by declaring DbD “sucks ass now” and crowning himself 👑 RAT KING of Arc Raiders. This show is for rats, grief goblins, and anyone who looks at an extraction point and thinks “that’s a mugging opportunity.” If you’re a PVE pacifist with a fragile soul… this episode is about you, but it’s absolutely not for you. 😇🔫 🧪 GAME 1: “NAME! THAT! PACIFIST!” Fake Earl Grey rolls out soft little labels for Arc Raiders PVE players — loot librarians, care bear commanders, hug patrol — while Toxic screams for something nastier. Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente staggers onstage like a drunk prize model and starts rapid-fire slurs: bolt brigade, toaster tappers, servo snugglers, participation trophy posse, aluminum foil army, coward caucus, extract virgins, loot-and-scoot losers. Toxic tries 37 versions of “hug ___” until his brain blue screens live on mic. 💥 📜 GAME 2: STEAM FORUM READING COMPREHENSION FROM HELL We crack open the Arc Raiders Steam forums and spin the wheel of crying: • “Exit campers, I hope each and every one of you die today.” • “PVP really sucks.” • “I could never bring myself to rat like that, it reflects your real-life morality.” In a shooter. About extraction. Toxic goes full infomercial: you installed an extraction shooter and you’re mad people extract-shoot you. That’s like buying Madden and shrieking there’s too much football. 🏈🤡 🧻 BONUS ROUND: “BILL THE HUGGER’S CONFESSION” PVE Bill has 250+ hours of hugging, helping, handing out guns. One day he gets camped all night, finally snaps, kills a guy at the train… and feels so guilty he closes the game and lies down. Then he posts to ask if ratting makes him a bad person. Nicky recommends therapy, vertebrae, or Animal Crossing. Toxic points out if you’re not sometimes getting hunted and losing gear, it’s not an extraction shooter, it’s a walking sim. 🐝📦 🎶 PRIZE SHOWCASE: “I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR SHIT, BITCH” Toxic fires up AI and commissions a theme about robbing Arc Raiders PVE saints blind. The song goes way too hard, instantly promoted to unofficial Camping the Extract anthem. Then he orders a soaring Josh Groban-style version so a choir can belt “I’m taking your loot, sweetheart” like it’s a Christmas special. Choir by way of war crime. 🎤🐀 🧠 FINAL GOSPEL OF THE RAT KING Your loot is already his loot; you just haven’t been ventilated yet. If you sprint to extract alone, shaking with guilt, you’re not the protagonist — you’re content. And the gates of heaven? Wide open for rats. Hug patrol can queue for the tutorial. When you get to that extract, remember: we might be behind you, beside you, above you, below you… we’re gonna get that shit, bitch. 💋 Welcome to Camping the Extract. No hugs. No safe lobbies. Just rats. 🐀 NICKY’S BODY COUNT – CAMPING THE EXTRACT EPISODE 1 “Pilot Episode of the Rat Cult” • 0 Arc Raiders matches played on air • 1 full rat manifesto broadcast to the world • 2 podcasts now permanently cursed with Nicky A.I. Dente • 9 hug-based nicknames before Toxic mentally crashes • 20+ PVE insult labels sprayed across the pacifist lobby • 1 250-hour hug addict who ratted once and had to lie down • 4 Steam posts full of death wishes and moral panic over exit camping • 3 rants about wanting an extraction shooter with no extraction • 1 coronation of Toxic as Rat King of Arc Raiders • 2 AI tracks born, including future cult anthem “I’m Gonna Take Your Shit, Bitch” • 999 future Arc Raiders cry posts foretold in one pilot Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro and Rat Manifesto (00:05:00) PVE Pacifists and Nicknames (00:13:00) Rat King Rules of Arc Raiders (00:20:00) Steam Forum Guilt and Death Threats (00:32:00) I’m Gonna Take Your Shit Bitch