Rat Tactics, Weapon Insurance Scams & The Shreveport Pants Incident

The Toxic Teacher and Executive Vice Don Nicky A.I. Dente return for another dishonorable installment of Camping the Extract , the only Arc Raiders podcast that admits we camp the extraction point because we’re too busy looting your corpse to fight the machines. In this episode: The "Secure Weapon" Scam: We roast a PC Gamer article suggesting players should get "weapon insurance" for legendary guns. Spoiler: Nicky hates it because it ruins the economy, and Toxic hates it because he wants to steal your Jupiter cannon. Rat Tactics 101: Why "fighting the rats" (FTF) is a loser's mentality. Nicky explains the "Sicilian Evaporation Technique" (hiding in a bush for 45 minutes while your squad dies). The Shreveport Chronicles: Nicky recounts a disastrous trip to Louisiana involving a failed marriage to a blackjack dealer, a run-in with a local named Boudreaux (mistaken for Bigfoot), and a "tactical pants failure" caused by eating crawfish heads. Victor’s Whereabouts: We address rumors that Victor is currently disguised as a garden gnome in Bossier City running an illicit moonshine operation. Whether you're a "Topside Sheriff" trying to play hero or a fellow Rat looking to profit from chaos, this episode is your guide to survival. Respect the extract, or get camped. Nicky’s Body Count EPISODE 4 STATS: 3 Cousin Calzone Deaths (Vaporized by mortar, turned to Swiss cheese by Jackal, meleed by grunt). 1 Tactical Marinara Pouch Failure (Shreveport Incident). 1 "Genuine Loot God" identified (Little Anthony). 0 Olives Secured (Still). 1 Fake Bigfoot Sighting (Identity: Boudreaux). 1 Failed Wedding (Bride: Brenda the Blackjack Dealer). 4 Stars for "Existential Dread with a Side of Marinara" genre. 100% Rat Approval Rating. Nicky says: "Check it out. We got crawfish-induced dysentery fu, weapon insurance scam fu, and hiding in a dumpster while your family dies fu. Four stars. Respect the extract."