Ep. 566 Stuck Brother-In-Law, Pirate Pits, and Sad UY SCUTI | Brown Bag Mornings (09/26/25)

The Brown Bag Mornings crew jumps into chaos this week, debating Tito’s desperate "Homie Helpline" dilemma after his brother-in-law needed an ER ride because "Something is stuck in my body". Tune in as they crown Mariah the Scientist the 'Simp of the Week', argue whether viral "pirate pits" are disgusting or sexy, and reflect on the "really, really sad" new album from Young Thug, UY SCUTI. - Edited by @iamdyre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.