Brown Bag Mornings

4h ago

The squad dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Jessica should "crash out" and expose her fiancé's secret sexting or if she’s just setting herself up to ruin a "friendly" co-parenting relationship over some "soft evidence". The vibes remain "hella studious" as the crew roasts the questionable physics of IKEA’s $5 half-meter hot dog and discusses the "creepy" rise of AI bots talking trash about humanity on their own secret social network. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌭] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5h ago

Today’s Brown Bag Mornings is packed with messy debates, tech paranoia, and relationship drama 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police: Who’s really more petty? The crew debates whether guys should be changing diapers — or if some men are dodging daddy duties 👶😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies (DJ Greg C): AI is AI’ing — Will Smith warned us in I, Robot. Is AI officially taking over the world? 🤖😳 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Jessica trusted her man’s baby mama… now she’s sexting her fiancé 😬 Should she snitch or stay out of it? The crew weighs in 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Could you really marry someone and still live separately? 👀💍 🎤 The Rap Sheet with Letty: WILL.I.AM says this could be the last Grammys with only humans in the room 👀🤖 💸 Money Moves: IKEA’s 20-inch hot dog is here — because why stop at one foot? 🌭😳 🧠 Studious Foo: Just three minutes of playing Tetris can help curb cravings for sex, alcohol, and food — science says 🎮🤯 Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and real talk on Brown Bag Mornings 🎧🔥 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1d ago

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they tell 40-year-old Melanie to "close the store" after her long-term "friends with benefits" chose a boys' night at a Concrete comedy show over her. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes drama from the Grammys, including Donald Trump’s legal threats against Trevor Noah and the scientific "power pose" of manspreading on dating apps. [Edited by @iamdyre ☕] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1d ago

🚓 Petty Police: Noah gets called out for being petty at the Grammys 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Monday weather across SoCal ☎️ Homie Helpline: Melanie is almost 40 and tired of being a booty call. He’ll hook up but won’t take her out — cut him off or keep the benefits? The crew weighs in 🏆 Chismation with Angie : Bad Bunny at the Grammys 🎶 Rap Sheet: Grammy rap recap — Kendrick, Lefty, Kehlani See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

The crew navigates a hilarious Homie Helpline for a stay-at-home dad whose "me time" involves wiggling his toes under a blanket while his kid is at daycare, leading the squad to suggest he just tell his family he’s out "fighting dragons". The "studious fools" also provide a space for solidarity during the nationwide protest, discussing the "wild and wrong" arrest of journalist Don Lemon and the importance of media acting as a megaphone for the truth. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫵] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

The crew shows love and support for everyone who took part in the National Shutdown ✊ 🌪️ Concrete Storm has your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Ulises is getting shamed for being a stay-at-home dad — even his own mom is coming for him. Should he go back to work, or stay home in his robe all day? The crew weighs in 👨‍👦🛋️ 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete shares the best places to hide from your family when you need a break 😅 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

🚓 Petty Police: Siblings take petty to a whole new level 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with DJ Greg C: A single queen sparks a trend by going intimacy-free — if she can stay celibate for five months, do the rest of us have excuses? 👀 ❤️ Homie Helpline: Griselda and her man are moving in together… but now he wants her to pay half. Is it fair — or a red flag? 🚩 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Fans are trying to ship Sabrina Carpenter with comedian Marcelo Hernandez — and he’s not exactly feeling it 😬 ❓ Why Do We Die: Letty tackles a big life question after her 6-year-old asks the ultimate mystery 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete breaks down the surprising science behind why humans might be built different than chimpanzees 🧠 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Griselda, whose man pulled a last-minute "mama’s boy" move by demanding they split the $2,000 rent 50/50 just days before their move-in date. The vibes get "hella studious" as the squad investigates a scientific study exploring why human males evolved to have larger primates than chimpanzees to attract mates and intimidate rivals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥲] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.