Brown Bag Mornings

19h ago

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where a fiancé’s "jerk" friends are caught trying to sabotage his engagement by posting uncropped throwback pics of his ex-girlfriend for the "2016 trend". The studious fools also investigate a 550lb black bear in Altadena that was evicted from one home only to move into the neighbor's crawlspace because he apparently wanted a more "luxurious two-bedroom". [Edited by @iamdyre 🌹] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3d ago

Today's Homie Helpline is messy- with a foo who's trying to choose between his girl and the Superclásico. And whether it’s ASAP Rocky’s mom playing matchmaker or Clayton Kershaw lying about retirement, this episode proves that mothers—and "studious fools"—always know best. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥅] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed ; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Jay-Z and the squad discovering that making your bed makes you 206% more likely to be a millionaire, this episode is a masterclass in "studious fool" logic. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦴] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids with "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" react to the Hollywood Walk of Fame being voted LA's worst attraction—where Spider-Man might just shank you—and investigate a mysterious 140-year-long YouTube video that allegedly hacks your computer. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6d ago

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michael Jordan once threatened to trade his teammates for laughing at his old-man dancing. [Edited by @iamdyre 💱] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 12

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was circling LAX. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛫] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 9

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s insane checklist for a wife, which includes a helicopter license , a ban on Scorpios , and a strict "no Irish or Scottish" policy. [Edited by @iamdyre 😋] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 8

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. [Edited by @iamdyre 💸] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.