Ep. 571 She’s Not a Witch, She’s Just an Actress 🧙‍♀️ (Like the Burger King Creepy King!) | Brown Bag Mornings (10/03/25)

This episode gets spooky fast as we tackle a terrifying Homie Helpline submission about a roommate who whispers, smells like the disappeared ex-roommate Carol, and collects hair from the shower—leading some to suspect she’s not a witch, she’s just an actress trying to secure those lease deposits. We also try not to be bad Catholics while discussing Our Lady of Leche , lament the profit loss that cost the Creepy King his crown, determine if Mary Lisa's intimacy requests make her the "Simp of the Week", and decide if the Instagram CEO is gaslighting us about the mics listening in. [Edited by @iamdyre ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.