Episodes

Jun 17, 2024

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: our interview with Rachel Smythe! She was genuinely the sweetest, most wonderful person we've ever met and it was a pure delight to talk to her. Thank you all so much for your support and love over the YEARS we've been doing this! We love you!

Jun 3, 2024

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING IT'S FINE Our FINAL episode covering the FINAL two chapters of Lore Olympus, chapters 279 & 280, featuring: Redecorating all the men's restrooms in the Underworld One last tub time emergency for Hermes MOMMIES everywhere Our headcanon on what happened to Apollo after the finale & our undying love for you <3

May 20, 2024

Our SECOND TO LAST EPISODE (*sob*) covering chapters 277 & 278, featuring: The nymphs of Demeter's Home For Women Wronged by Men showing what 27th wave feminism looks like The debut of our Ouranos voice Apollo suffering AMEN

May 6, 2024

Covering LO chapters 275 & 276, featuring: LOTS of audacity from Kronos A BOLD request from Morpheus The end of our Kronos voice acting!

Apr 22, 2024

Covering LO chapters 273 & 274, featuring: A special rendition of the birds & the bees A young witch finally worthy of Hecate's tutelage Metis and Zoey getting in a fight

Apr 8, 2024

Covering LO chapters 271 & 272, featuring: Hera's Oscar-worthy acting skills The worst day of Persephone's life made even worse by the appearance of her toddler A very wise little grape boy

Mar 25, 2024

Covering LO chapters 269 & 270, featuring: The sexiest outfit that has ever existed The absolute worst babysitters that have ever existed SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WE ALL WANTED AND NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET

Mar 11, 2024

Covering LO chapters 267 & 268, featuring: Persephone's lackluster PR team (aka her boobs) Ouranos' lowkey iconic manicure Ares bludgeoning Apollo on live TV, thank god

Feb 26, 2024

Covering LO chapters 265 & 266, featuring: Truly inscrutable decisions from Hades Morpheus sleeping in the most deranged position possible History's worst attempt at cleaning up a wine spill A surprising number of tasty snacks

Feb 12, 2024

Covering LO chapters 263 & 264, featuring: The world's longest (potential) lap dance The most revealing dress we've ever seen -- and it's on DEMETER An old spooky harpy who is just here to ruin Demeter's life and die laughing (iconic)

Jan 29, 2024

Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring: Demophon being a special little guy who needs love Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods

Jan 15, 2024

Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including: Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate Tub time getting upgraded to pool time An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice

Jan 1, 2024

Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring: The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter An excellent cameo from Eris A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting

Dec 18, 2023

Covering LO chapters 255 & 256, featuring: An inscrutable Olympus succession plan Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time

Dec 4, 2023

Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring: Apollo's secret hobby Our new middle name Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay & more

Nov 27, 2023

Covering just LO chapter 252, featuring: Plenty of sadness and trauma, courtesy of Kronos Psyche realizing Eros has many strengths but intelligence isn't one of them Our newest suggestion for Chiron

Nov 13, 2023

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! The hiatus is over, our crops are watered, and we're here to cover chapter 251 of LO, featuring: Hades doing his absolute best to recover from an incredibly tough moment Some feedback we have for Morpheus Lecue making possibly the most absurd choice any character has ever made in the history of media

Oct 30, 2023

LO is coming back SO SOON but here is an extra piece of bonus content to tide us over until then. Today, we're discussing the LO books volumes 4 & 5!

Oct 16, 2023

Covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 3 print book! We LOVE to see our babies being happy and flirty and thriving!!! As always, don't just take our word for it -- you have to see this chapter for yourself!

Oct 1, 2023

In this October of hiatus, please enjoy this episode covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 2 book!

Sep 18, 2023

Another release from the Patreon vault to tide you over during the hiatus. This week, we're telling you some of the most inscrutable myths we've encountered from Greek mythology.

Sep 4, 2023

A very old Patreon bonus ep covering some of our favorite random beasties from Greek mythology!

Aug 21, 2023

More hiatus content from the Patreon! This week, enjoy this very obvious episode that we somehow failed to do for a very long time.

Aug 7, 2023

Continuing our hiatus content with part 2 of our Theseus coverage from our Patreon. His heroics go down hill in this one, so prepare yourselves.

Jul 24, 2023

During this LO hiatus, we're releasing some episodes from our Patreon! This is part one of us learning about Theseus, a legedary hero of Ancient Greece whose heroism is somewhat questionable.

Jul 10, 2023

Covering LO chapters 249 & 250, featuring: A redoubling of our commitment to Hestia as the best god A new ship we didn't we know we needed The reveal of THE DRILL

Jun 28, 2023

Covering LO chapters 247 & 248, featuring: Way too much Apollo and his stupid feelings that we DO NOT CARE ABOUT Persephone being an A+ therapy participant Our new proposal for who should run the entire world

Jun 12, 2023

Covering LO chapters 245 & 246, featuring: Leuce reacting completely unreasonably to a beautiful situation Iconic demon behavior from Persephone and Bou The reappearance of CHIRON, and thank gods

May 29, 2023

Covering LO chapters 243 & 244, featuring: The world's most lit group chat with eveeryone but Thanatos and Zeus The iconic gremlins that live in Persphone's apartment building An absolutely classic thigh baby removal

May 15, 2023

Covering LO chapters 241 & 242, including: Hades' VERY impressive drill wink wink A campaign for fair wages for Aetna Persephone making the most inscrutable communication decisions possible

May 1, 2023

Covering LO chapters 239 & 240, featuring: Kronos really coming out of the gate swinging with the misogyny Morpheus low-key abandoning Persephone in her dreamscape Hades' chiseled triceps being very helpful for all of us

Apr 17, 2023

Covering LO chapters 237 & 238, featuring: Apollo demonstrating why we shouldn't let men hold office Hermes showing us what an absolute KING looks like (and also demonstrating that sometimes violence maybe is the answer) The minor character headcannon couple of our dreams

Apr 3, 2023

First off, we apologize for the audio quality of this very special episode we recorded together in my car. Covering LO chapters 235 & 236, featuring: Jennifer the nymph from Pennsylvania with a degree in hospitality doing her best Very strong reactions to Hades kissing Persephone's foot Our newest passion: hating on Kathleen, the nymph who was definitely born specifically to be the worst

Mar 20, 2023

Covering LO chapters 233 & 234, featuring: 100% rancid vibes from Kronos Hera planning literally a whole wedding in 3 hours The moment we've all been waiting for!!!

Mar 6, 2023

We're back!! Covering LO chapters 231 & 232, featuring: Hestia really coming through for all of us The best day of Eris' chaotic life Hades fully delivering on all of our proposal needs

Feb 20, 2023

Because of the little hiatus LO is on for the next few weeks, we're hitting you with a release from our Patreon this week! Please enjoy us doing our best to discuss our new favorite topic, Sheela Na Gig.

Feb 13, 2023

Covering chapter 230, featuring: A whole lot of anger for Demeter Nymphs who were literally born yesterday Lots of attempts at envisioning our happy places

Feb 6, 2023

Covering chapter 229, featuring: Our headcannons about Metis' current lifestyle Ouranos making a fool out of himself Hades being a moth but still understanding the assignment

Jan 23, 2023

Covering LO chapters 227 & 228, featuring: Psyche being truly the biggest bad ass the world has ever seen Aphrodite being the world's greatest mother-in-law Ares planning the world's worst date

Jan 9, 2023

Covering LO chapters 225 & 226, featuring: Aphrodite being both a genius and a sexy baby A good time for a quick cry on a water slide Hephaestus failing to communicate even the bare minimum of required information

Dec 26, 2022

Covering LO chapters 223 & 224, featuring: Ares facing the very foreseeable consequences of his own dumb actions Aphrodite showing us how to be the goddess of knowing your own worth Persephone getting ripped arms from all her days of hoe-hoe-hoeing in the mortal realm

Dec 12, 2022

Covering LO Chapter 221 & 222, featuring: -A relatively manageable household pest problem -A whole new take on c*ck fights (bad when it's with chickens, okay when something else) -A surprising number of jokes about chapters we found super endearing and wholesome

Nov 28, 2022

Covering LO chapters 219 & 220, featuring: Eros' excellent, dramatic commitment to the bit Tori seeing his life flash before his eyes Hades dramatically undervaluing a building with SEVERAL balconies & more!

Nov 21, 2022

Covering LO chapter 218, featuring: Hypnos bringing truly unparalleled levels of audacity The truth about the Underworld HR department A 100% perfect friendship trio

Nov 14, 2022

Covering chapter 217 of Lore Olympus, featuring: Daphne's best attempts at fixing Thanatos at war with his habits of the patriarchy Lots of awkward silence between Hades & Thanatos Bad policy decisions from Zeus, as always & lots more

Oct 31, 2022

Covering LO chapters 215 & 216, including: Thanatos having a BAD TIME Hypnos' fashion choices (aka nudity) Hecate's light show to end all light shows

Oct 17, 2022

Covering LO chapters 213 & 214, including: A child who was born ready to put Minthe in her place Perse continuing to be the most emotionally mature person in every room The special torture of trying to wrangle a room full of children

Oct 3, 2022

Covering LO chapters 211 & 212, featuring: Demeter looking like a high-powered business woman Ariana Grande Hades being unclear on how to define his relationship with Cerberus A suggestion for Kronos & Typhon

Sep 19, 2022

Covering LO chapters 209 & 210, featuring: The coffee of love and safety and healthy relationships Excellent fashion choices across the board A bad look for Hades

Sep 5, 2022

LO is back from the hiatus and so are we! This week, we're covering the start of Season 3 (!!!), LO chapters 207 & 208, featuring: Unbelievably sexual hand kisses The most polished designer himbo ever Lots of joy

Aug 22, 2022

Hello hello hello! While LO is on hiatus, we're bringing you a recent episode from our Patreon, featuring some excellent unsupported head canons from listeners.

Aug 15, 2022

Covering the season 2 finale, chapter 206, featuring: The return of Zoey's favorite tertiary character, Hank Harvey, Thespian Persephone taking her rightful place as queen of the Underworld and also my entire life Persephone's BOOBS

Aug 8, 2022

Covering just chapter 205 so we could take our time to revel in the glory, featuring: Persephone being everyone's vampire fantasy dream girl Athena being a precious MVP Nothing but iconic moments from our favorite queen

Jul 25, 2022

Covering LO chapters 203 & 204, feat.: A statue of Persephone for every Underworld citizen Kronos doing a terrible job in this role play Leto being DEFINITELY NOT the feminist icon we're looking for & more!

Jul 11, 2022

Covering LO chapters 201 & 202, featuring: Zeus pretending like he knows what's going on & doing a terrible cosplay of NCIS Miami Our new headcanon about a proposal in absentia Lots of concern for baby Morpheus & more!

Jun 27, 2022

Covering LO chapters 199 & 200, featuring: Competing headcanons about Athena's owl A promising theory on how to defeat Kronos using the power of tub time Zeus FINALLY being useful & more!

Jun 13, 2022

Covering chapters 197 & 198, featuring: Ares knowing exactly which issues to prioritize in his convo with Persephone The one truly essential worker in the Underworld Persephone continuing to be the world's most relatable character

May 30, 2022

Covering LO chapters 195 & 196, including: Nymphs with their priorities in order (beer over all) Persephone tasting a little blood for genuinely no reason A standalone torso leaking breast milk

May 16, 2022

Covering chapters 193 & 194, including: A glorious water beasty we are obsessed with Rachel giving us a mature, responsible woman lead in her 30s who knows when to say "screw you" to someone's face Artemis aka the goddess of "oh god I'm having a panic attack in this school assembly"

May 9, 2022

Covering chapter 192, featuring: Persephone missing some key details, but still being an icon Zeus having complicated feelings about grass A pretty raw deal for Minthe

May 2, 2022

WE'RE BACK and we have A LOT to say. Covering the first LO chapter after the hiatus, chapter 191, featuring: Zeus' chaotic and inexplicable bullet journaling The best day of Hecate's life Much screaming and many feelings

Apr 18, 2022

This final episode before LO returns (!!!!), we're covering the bonus chapter in the LO Volume I print book. If you don't have the book, you should buy it or check it out from your local library IMMEDIATELY because it is BEAUTIFUL and has this exclusive bonus chapter in it!

Apr 4, 2022

Part two of our coverage of Old Lore Olympus, covering chapters 8-9! Follow along here: https://lore-olympus.fandom.com/wiki/Pilot_Episodes .

Mar 21, 2022

Greetings from the past! This week, we're releasing some classic content from our Patreon -- the first of our episodes covering chapters of the original Lore Olympus. You can follow along with the old LO panels here: https://lore-olympus.fandom.com/wiki/Pilot_Episodes !

Mar 7, 2022

Content to fill the void in all our hearts while LO is on hiatus. Here's a clip show of some of our favorite moments from our first 100 episodes.

Feb 21, 2022

Covering Lore Olympus chapter 190 and all the juicy content therein, including: A new completely legitimate theory on the origin of Zeus' powers Everyone inexplicably completely forgetting about Artemis Presumably the last moments of Zeus' life before Hades smites him

Feb 7, 2022

Covering LO chapter 189, featuring LOTS of good stuff, including: The baddest goddess we've ever met, coming in hot with pure, ominous chaos Speculations about Aprhodite's blessing for baby Persephone JUSTICE FOR ARION & more

Jan 24, 2022

Covering LO chapter 188, featuring: Hestia remembering why she never comes to Thanksgiving A new accent for Kronos Athena to the rescue with the SNACKS & more!

Jan 10, 2022

Covering LO chapter 187, featuring: Zeus' strategy for getting out of arguments with Ares Hera's new workout routine Demeter embracing her inner horror movie energy

Dec 27, 2021

Discussing LO chapter 186, featuring: an absolutely terrible merch idea a very good idea for a post-workout snack Perse being VERY relatable and awkward

Dec 13, 2021

Covering LO chapters 184 & 185, featuring: Hades putting his foot in his mouth just a little Persephone drooling in her sleep like the rest of us Another glimpse of that forked tongue we love so much

Dec 6, 2021

Covering L.O. chapters 182 & 183, featuring Hephaestus being the NERD KING ICON we need Hades being exactly as wrathful as we hoped he would be Truly just so much catharsis & more

Nov 29, 2021

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 180 & 181, featuring: The newborn god of irrelevant testimony Impending doom for Sicily courtesy of Ares Niobe being 100% right that her family is better than Leto's & more!

Nov 22, 2021

Discussing chapters 178 & 179, featuring: Absolute chaos as we try out 10,000 accents for Hades and Hecate during their 19th century Londoners phase Demeter and Zoey getting into a fight A never-ending parade of incredibly irrelevant testimony

Nov 15, 2021

Covering chapters 176 & 177 featuring A LOT of Hermes: Hermes doing the MOST to express his disdain for Zeus A new use for body glitter The world's highest toga slits

Nov 8, 2021

Covering LO chapters 174 & 175, including: Zoey's newfound passion for capes What do eyebrows have to do with being an attorney? OnlyFans' aquatic cousin, OnlyFins

Nov 1, 2021

Covering LO chapters 172 & 173, featuring: Zoey's new favorite character More fashion than anyone can handle Demeter getting all dolled up to be completely unhelpful & more

Oct 25, 2021

Covering LO chapters 170 & 171, featuring: Eros continuing to be unbelievably dense Psyche having a relatable meltdown Can we get Chiron in here for some trauma counseling? For the readers?

Oct 18, 2021

Covering chapters 168 & 169 of Lore Olympus, featuring: a VERY ominous happy montage Eros continuing to be mind-bafflingly dumb Thanatos being very overwhelmed but very pure & more!

Oct 11, 2021

Covering LO chapters 166&167, including: Storge being a very relatable pet parent The gentle himbo convention Gray overalls: cute, stylish groutfit or 8 year-old miner chic? & more!

Oct 4, 2021

Covering LO chapters 164 & 165, featuring: a mystery elevator ride to the literal depths of hell the most Persephone thing that's ever happened some incredibly outfit coordination from Hades & Hecate & more!

Sep 27, 2021

Covering LO chapters 162 & 163, featuring: Hades making 5,000 veggie burgers to avoid a difficult conversation A really bad idea for a Greek Mythology-themed bar/restaurant The best day of Poseidon's life & more!

Sep 20, 2021

Covering LO chapters 160 & 161, featuring: Therapy for EVERYONE The new voice we created for Apollo An absolutely underwhelming LO-themed Backstreet Boys cover that no one asked for

Sep 13, 2021

Covering chapters 158 & 159 of Lore Olympus, featuring: A critique of Thanatos' hiding and begging skills Persephone's new 24/7 on call therapist Hades creating a whole new wing of his mansion for Persephone's flower nymph sisters

Sep 6, 2021

Covering LO chapters 156 & 157, including: the happiest cow in the world an extremely long diversion about salt the introduction of Brenda, the world's most relatable character & more!

Aug 30, 2021

Covering LO chapter 155 on its own because we had a lot to say, including: Big MILF energy from Demeter Zeus surpassing our expectations by doing at least the bare minimum as a partner for once How Zoey and Erin would react in Zeus' shoes during Hera's nightmare (not well)

Aug 23, 2021

Covering just LO chapter 154 because we have a LOT to say, including: Artemis' strong feelings that this TGOEM meeting could have been an email Athena being the world's most supportive partner Hermes watering all our crops

Aug 16, 2021

Yikes, Erin's audio is real bad here but Zoey did her best to edit through it. Sorry, team. It's hard out here with these budget mics. Covering LO chapters 152 & 153 featuring: THE PLANT-BASED EVENT OF THE CENTURY Why does Underworld Corp not have HR???? Why do they not have Security???? What are we doing??? Full sexy primal forms for Hades, Perse, and the MAGNIFICENT HECATE Our headcanon about a beaux for Artemis & more!

Aug 9, 2021

Some surprise bonus content during our hiatus! This is one of our all-time favorite monthly bonuses from our Patreon, so we hope you all enjoy it. We'll be back with regular episodes on August 16!

Jul 26, 2021

Covering LO chapters 150 & 151, including: Minthe getting truly the full capitalism experience The world's MOST DISRESPECTFUL exercise class The potential start of Thetis' career as a pop star & more!

Jul 19, 2021

Covering LO 148 & 149, featuring: A terrarium for Kronos A creative punishment for Hades Minthe's best ever moment (aka insulting Thetis) & more!

Jul 12, 2021

Covering chapters 146 & 147, feat.: Yet ANOTHER round of the Apollo drinking game (God help us) A hilarious condemnation of human nature courtesy of Eros Artemis' defender of young women energy coming out & more!

Jul 5, 2021

Wherein we cover just ONE chapter of Lore Olympus because we had SO MUCH to say about chapter 145 including: Hecate's home brewing operation Why is Demeter being SO SCARY? Hardcore relating to Hecate's desire to see chaos and drama but only FROM A DISTANCE and while drinking a beer And LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT FERTILITY GODDESSES

Jun 28, 2021

Covering chapters 143 & 144 of Lore Olympus, featuring: A bunch of iconic retail workers bringing their A-game for Perse and Hades' shopping spree Our new head canon about Hephaestus' secret twin New love in the women's department of a Macy's

Jun 21, 2021

Covering L.O. chapters 141 & 142, including: Meeting Hephaestus, aka everyone's new nerdy boyfriend who definitely owns all the patents to Underworld Corp's phones The Underworld's new mandatory uniform Is Cordon Bleu actually based on Zoey's dog? Survey says yes.

Jun 14, 2021

Covering LO chapters 139 & 140 including: Echo getting real sketchy vibes from Apollo and being 100% over it Daphne finally coming to her senses re: Apollo The best day of Thanatos' life so far

Jun 7, 2021

Covering LO chapters 137 & 138, featuring: Pleas for a tech literacy class for Persephone Lots of love for Hera and Perse LOTS of questions about the decision to play sports instead of eating ice cream to cheer Perse up

May 31, 2021

Covering LO chapters 135 & 136, including: a Zoom call we can all relate to iconic statement fashion choices by Hera unbelievable and unquenchable thirst for Hades

May 24, 2021

Covering LO chapters 133 & 134, featuring: Persephone discovering she's a little too into hearing about criminal activity Hades being a little too into Persephone getting big Lots of brotherly love & more

May 17, 2021

Covering LO chapters 131 & 132, including: representation for soft jawlines an elegantly sexy mummy the spookiest panels ever & more!

May 10, 2021

Covering LO chapters 129 & 130, feat.: Apollo's order at P.F. Chang's The merits of hibernating in a volcano instead of facing your problems A TERRIBLE use of taxpayer money & more!

May 3, 2021

Covering LO chapters 127 & 128, feat.: Incredible co-parenting skills & himbo energy from Poseidon The Karen of eagles Hades REALLY doing it for us

Apr 26, 2021

Covering LO chapters 125 & 126, and man, things are getting real. Including: Hermes really blossoming into his full bad boy self A diversion involving Dionysus marrying a piece of filet mignon A special phone Hades keeps just for Thanatos

Apr 19, 2021

Covering LO 123 & 124 featuring: Hecate doing her best Vice Principal impression The most responsible purple character we've met yet Hera giving us the boldness, the confidence, and the audacity we deserve

Apr 12, 2021

Covering LO chapters 121 & 122 including: Hades being entirely unable & completely unwilling to even attempt to go along with Hecate's improv A thousand nymphs named Gus Several characters taking their lives into their hands for no good reason

Apr 5, 2021

I AM SO HYPED WE GET TO SPEND THIS WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT HERA. Covering Lore Olympus chapters focusing on the queen herself, chapters 119 and 120, including: Hera's alternating phone answering strategies Hera cosplaying as Audrey Hepburn, Ariana Grande, and a pirate queen An app idea for people who can't be nice to waitstaff

Mar 29, 2021

We are HERE for this Artemis arc in LO chapters 117 & 118 featuring: Artemis proving that she is EXACTLY the type of friend you want if you go missing Psyche/Ampelus' hair looking INCREDIBLE Speculation about Ares' non-toxic masculinity vibe

Mar 22, 2021

We're back!!!! We are beyond excited to start covering season 2 of Lore Olympus, starting with the season 1 recap and chapter 116, including: wise advice from Hermes a complete 180 on our feelings about Demeter so much hype!!!

Mar 14, 2021

Coming at you from our Patreon, it's our reactions to Lore Olympus Chapter 148, which was just published! We do a reaction to the new chapter every week on our Patreon, but we wanted to give you all a little bonus content while we're on our break. (And if you love this, check out the Patreon!!) We'll be back with regular episodes on March 22!

Mar 1, 2021

IT'S HERE. The big bad season 1 finale we've all been waiting for. We're losing our minds as we cover chapter 115 of Lore Olympus, including: Demeter being an incredibly realistic depiction of a mom who just doesn't get it Persephone making a very scary ginger bread house Cinnamon roll, are you okay?

Feb 22, 2021

Covering LO chapters 113 and 114, featuring: the correct amount of bread for two people having breakfast wild speculation about where Apollo is taking Daphne for this stupid date incredible sexual tension between a man and a butterfly

Feb 15, 2021

Covering chapters 111 & 112 of Lore Olympus and THINGS ARE GETTING GOOD: Mirrors are cancelled because of the high risk of spookiness Persephone FINALLY PATS THE GROUND Should we replace the government with sexy panels of Lore Olympus? We think yes.

Feb 8, 2021

Get ready to listen to our soul songs as we cover Lore Olympus chapters 109 & 110. We can barely handle everything that happens, including: -THE KISS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR -INCREDIBLE amounts of thirst -Wait hold up is Thanatos hot now?

Feb 1, 2021

Covering LO chapters 107 & 108 including: the scoundreliest scoundrel that's ever scoundreled a very bad day for this sexy cat lady bank manager Peresphone's very unofficial full name: Persephone Kore O'Demeter O'Hades

Jan 25, 2021

Covering chapters 105 & 106, including: Minthe's truly inexplicable shower positions Thanatos' stagehand outfit Does Minthe not pay rent?!?!?!

Jan 18, 2021

Covering LO chapters 103 & 104, covering: WHEN is Minthe going to start therapy? Why is everyone trying to pick a fight with the furies? Credit where credit is due for Thetis & Minthe's clubbing outfits

Jan 11, 2021

Covering LO chapters 101 & 102, feat. discussions on: What Ares is going to write in Apollo's birthday card Ares' mad improv skills with his "yes and" abilities Precious baby Hades' making real personal growth

Jan 4, 2021

Covering LO chapters 99 and 100 (!!!!), including discussing such crucial topics as: HOW is Persephone pulling off the lowest of low ponytails? Psyche getting progressively more relatable Persephone being sexually curious and ready to mingle

Dec 28, 2020

Covering LO chapters 97 & 98, including: Apollo being the worst kind of artsy dude Why is Artemis' wolf not mauling Apollo? MORE Apollo drinking game!

Dec 21, 2020

Covering LO chapters 95 & 96, featuring: An image of femininity we can get behind A continuation of the Apollo drinking game (remember, play with coconut water if you're under 21!) Persephone's new garage housing all of the world's cars

Dec 14, 2020

Covering LO chapters 93 & 94, feat.: the god of getting lit a totally justified reason to smite an entire village (i.e., hurting a dog) why can Zeus have a successful full term pregnancy from any body part?

Dec 7, 2020

Covering LO chapters 91 & 92, feat.: The world's most useless powerpoint presentation Hestia being the god of bread An Ariana Grande-inspired thrift store look from Aphrodite

Nov 30, 2020

Covering LO chapters 89 & 90 feat.: Hades & Persephone's hospital dance moves the world's most apathetic receptionist Hades & Persephone re-igniting everyone's sexy doctor obsession

Nov 23, 2020

Covering LO chapters 87 & 88, feat.: the greatest c*ckblock in history the real definition of bedroom eyes is Persephone a literal saint?

Nov 16, 2020

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 85 & 86, including: Hades' suits made of diamonds the goddess of goat cheese, Goatarella Erin's thoughts on the sexiness of that weird goat man bouncer

Nov 9, 2020

Covering LO chapters 83 & 84, including: Persephone being sad and chesty Zeus' full founding father regalia Poseidon being secretly woke

Nov 2, 2020

Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is. Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring: Lots of wishes for violence against Apollo A beautiful family history of castration Persephone being a terrifying sexy monster baby

Oct 26, 2020

Covering LO chapters 79 & 80, feat.: Zeus and Hera's sex life Hebe learning about the birds and the bees using cups Hades' "big, sexy, Adam Driver hands," in Zoey's words

Oct 19, 2020

Covering LO chapter 77 & 78, discussing: The insane story of Metis A dark Animorphs roleplay Baby Hera & baby Hades being horny little monsters

Oct 12, 2020

Covering chapters 75 & 76 of Lore Olympus, discussing: Hades rocking a sexy Santa Claus vibe Zoey's GENIUS theory about the Fates' VHS tapes Hades' complete lack of understanding of how money works for normal people

Oct 5, 2020

Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.: A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay Thetis' spicy basic home decor Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life?

Sep 28, 2020

Covering LO chapters 71 & 72, featuring: An incredible Game of Thrones cosplay by Minthe Is Hades' shrine drawer to Persephone getting a little creepy? The best excuse to get out of any situation (see title)

Sep 21, 2020

Discussing LO chapters 69 (nice) & 70, feat.: Hades' very appropriate use of his work computer Admiring Aphrodite's mom skills and her seduction skills Plenty of sex jokes for chapter 69, obviously

Sep 14, 2020

Covering LO chapters 67 & 68, feat: Aphrodite being a problematic icon What Eros is actually cooking for breakfast Z&E butchering the pronunciations of all the Greek words for love.

Sep 7, 2020

Covering LO chapters 65 & 66. Highlights: Artemis' best moment Mandatory educational content for every human being courtesy of Eros Eros is literally the only character who matters and everyone else can sit down

Aug 31, 2020

Covering chapters 63 & 64 of Lore Olympus, feat.: More details on Z's absolutely impenetrable headcannon about Artemis's crush on Persephone Lots of reactions to Hades' tongue A completely unlicensed and poorly executed medley of semi-relevant Hamilton songs by Z&E

Aug 24, 2020

Discussing LO chapters 61 & 62, feat. such hot topics as: Persephone's sexy superhero fashion sense Hestia's ongoing attempt to set Persephone up with Artemis Hermes' complete & total willingness to transport and chaperone Persephone to school

Aug 17, 2020

Covering LO chapters 59 & 60, feat. discussion on: the Furies' ability to bring pain to ANY life form Thanatos' STRONG evil train conductor energy VIRGINAL PANIC

Aug 10, 2020

Covering chapters 57 & 58, discussing such critically important topics as: Persephone's aggressive steal-your-man energy Hades' dueling roles as sexy business daddy and totally non-creepy friend of Persephone's mom How is Persephone always SO SEXY and can she teach us?

Aug 3, 2020

Discussing LO chapters 55 & 56, feat. Hades' hair extensions, Hecate being surprisingly relatable, and the sexiest Virgin Mary you've ever seen. Also, FYI: The audio on this one is a little funky because we were not using our normal recording set up. Yikes. BUT it's totally audible and everything will be back to normal next week.

Jul 27, 2020

Covering LO chapters 53 & 54, feat. discussions on: Hades' STILL pierced ears Hades' frustration that Persephone won't let him kill people for her How is ANY of this "good optics"?

Jul 20, 2020

Covering LO chapters 51 & 52, wherein Persephone lives out every human being's nightmare of being trapped in an elevator with your love interest and their current partner, discussing such hot topics as: Hades' MULTIPLE ear piercings Persephone's ongoing iconic fashion choices The questionable filing system in the Underworld

Jul 13, 2020

Covering LO chapters 49 & 50, featuring a rousing game of Z&E's Apollo drinking game and discussions on: Hades and Hecate's chic torture fashion sense A really great day for Hermes Persephone's somewhat unusual understanding of friendship

Jul 6, 2020

Covering chapters 47 & 48 of Lore Olympus, discussing: Minthe's choice to wear fishnet stockings for a serious conversation The general badassery of the furies Hades' TRULY ICONIC mug

Jun 29, 2020

Honestly, what else do you need to know besides the fact that we will be discussing the glorious form of Hades in the pool and in the shower? In addition to that most important content, we'll be covering LO chapters 45 & 46, discussing topics like: How INCREDIBLY special Hades' dogs are What is the Olympus equivalent of PornHub? Minthe's inexplicable taste in leisurewear

Jun 22, 2020

Covering chapters 43 & 44 of Lore Olympus, tackling real big questions like: Is it possible to have TOO MANY Daddy vibes? Why doesn't Minthe have social anxiety like the rest of us? HOW is Persephone riding with her hair down in a convertible and not looking like one giant tumbleweed?

Jun 15, 2020

Covering chapters 41 & 42 of Lore Olympus, feat. discussions on: Hecate's wingwoman skills Minthe's sci-fi villain origin story Persephone's "please don't come in, I'm in the bathroom" voice

Jun 8, 2020

Covering chapters 39 & 40, discussing professional and academic topics like: How Cerberus deserves to be Employee of the week every week Hades is sexy and we are thirsty, as always WHY IS THERE NOT A LOCK ON THE DOOR TO TARTARUS Seriously, Hades, how hard would it be to get a combination lock for that door? It's TARTARUS!!!

Jun 1, 2020

Discussing chapters 37 & 38, featuring a Z&E Lore Olympus drinking game, lots of threats for Apollo, and a debate about how sexy is too sexy when it comes to everyday undergarments (hint: we're pretty sure garters are way too much work, but you do you, Persephone).

May 25, 2020

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 35 & 36, discussing such critical and intellectual matters as: Thetis' IMPRESSIVE manipulation skills and her wild mythological background, Hades' real preference when it comes to women, and why the centaur that teaches Persephone's biochem class is the true villain here.

May 18, 2020

Covering LO chapters 33 & 34, feat. discussions on: the spooky icon that is Hecate, Persephone's flawless digestive system, and what it would be like to work at the Underworld Corporation every day (hint: very steamy).

May 11, 2020

Covering LO chapters 31 & 32. Lots to cover in this one, including: -How Persephone should embrace her new internship as an opportunity for workplace sexy times -Hera's ICONIC powers of manipulation -Hades' very special demon dogs/noodles

May 4, 2020

Covering LO Chapters 29 & 30. Alright team, we were pretty tipsy for this one so get ready for a wild ride. Discussing some VERY important matters in our intoxicated state, like: -Our desire to revive the cult of Hera and worship specifically the LO depiction of her -Hera's relationship with her DUMB AND INADEQUATE husband -How absolutely screwed we would have been if we stopped aging at 19 like Persephone

Apr 27, 2020

Discussing chapters 27 & 28, covering critical topics like Hades period roleplay costumes, Zeus' obvious furry fetish, our immense respect for Persephone's aggressive line of questioning about Hades' relationship status.

Apr 20, 2020

Back on our normal BS covering chapters 25 & 26, feat. admiring young Hades' accidental dance moves, admiring adult Hades' everything, and admiring Persephone's decision to channel all of us and eat chocolate cake at 2 AM.

Apr 13, 2020

Alright team, we have to be serious for a hot second to talk about chapter 24. Don't worry, though -- the second part of this episode is just outtakes and our garbage, our signature content. Content warning for discussion of sexual violence. If you or someone you know needs help with issues of sexual violence, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673.

Apr 6, 2020

Get ready team, we're about to dive into this Apollo mess. We're covering THREE chapters this episode -- 21, 22, and 23 -- and discussing CRITICAL topics like all of the horrible things we wish would happen to Apollo, how Hermes is a snack but could do better, and Artemis continues to be useless.

Mar 30, 2020

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 19 & 20, feat. discussions on drinking, drinking, and more drinking; our love for Poseidon; and how much worse Demeter's life got after Persephone hit puberty.

Mar 23, 2020

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 17 & 18, feat. discussions on the true meaning of BBD, Eros' HIGH QUALITY friendship, and Hades leveling up from standard business daddy to murderous business grandpa (who can FOR SURE still get it).

Mar 16, 2020

Covering chapters 15 & 16, feat. discussions on the thriving life of Eros' new pig friend, the insanity that is Psyche's life, the exceptionally low bar for heterosexual men, and how Psyche's sisters are total assholes but just might have a point this one time.

Mar 9, 2020

Covering chapters 13 & 14, continuing the beloved sidequest of Eros & Psyche, featuring discussions on what it would be like to marry an invisible snake demon-god-thing, weird sex things, and, as always, the sexiness of animated characters (i.e. EROS, CALL US).

Mar 2, 2020

Covering comic episodes 11 & 12, featuring discussions about which household pets Zeus has had sex with, how hot and also precious Eros is, and what manspreading looks like for gods. Twitter/instagram: @loreolympod www.loreolympod.com

Feb 24, 2020

Father Hades teaches all of us how to drive in this episode covering comics #9 and #10.

Feb 17, 2020

Lore OlymPOD is coming in hot with this episode covering comic chapters 7 & 8. Discussing the weird and beautiful things Hades and Persephone resemble, our other favorite hot cartoons, and how much of a good special boy Cerberus is (hint: VERY special and VERY good). The audio is kind of weird in this one and we don't know why and we're sorry. Maybe that's what we get for recording in a bedroom in our apartment.

Feb 10, 2020

Discussing comic episodes 5 & 6, including how petty Aphrodite is (but also how much she can work a crop top); how Hades is anything but a narc; and how jealous we are that gods and goddesses evidently don't get hangovers. The super awesome candles we discuss are by Book and Reverie, and you can find their Etsy page here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/bookandreverie . (We don't know them or anything -- we just legit like the candles!) Again, theme music by Erin's Sam, who has a music page thing here: https://firesidedaycamp.bandcamp.com/ .

Feb 3, 2020

Covering comic episodes 3 & 4 of Lore Olympus, including discussions of sexy wombats, evil magicians, the perfect basic bitch, and everything we did wrong in our first episode! P.S. Theme music by Erin's boyfriend Sam. He has other things here.

Jan 27, 2020

Welcome to the first episode of Lore OlymPOD! Discussing comic episodes 1 & 2, featuring major themes including big god energy, the original white man, the essence of "business daddy", and the meme "Who is she?"

Jan 18, 2020

Coming soon: Lore OlymPOD. A podcast about the web comic Lore Olympus by two people who have no qualifications but a lot of feelings.