41: Did a bird just crap on my car or is that Apollo?

Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is. Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring: Lots of wishes for violence against Apollo A beautiful family history of castration Persephone being a terrifying sexy monster baby