Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Guys, before we begin, I need you to know that this is all Allen's fault. This week we're discussing the 2026 film "Faces of Death." Film is a loose descriptor. Special topics for your consideration include: what the kids are on these days, lake life, Budd Dwyer, shitty documentaries, and student films. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a movie that we absolutely adored-- it's the 2026 film "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable cavalcade of beloved stars, shirtless men, the real Satanists, "Warriors"-esque factions, great names for cats, and fuckin golf carts. Did you miss us discussing the first film in the series? It's Episode 371. You  can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing a film chosen for its dubious honor of having an actual 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after release (don't worry, it's up to 9% now!): the 2026 movie "Psycho Killer." Special topics for your consideration include: the shoddiest of police work, using a vocoder in your day-to-day, hand tattoo placement, Pennsylvania lore, and the work of a private detective. I dunno, maybe watch "Se7en" instead? It's Episode 251. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are going back to a comfortable and safe space for us, the 1980s slasher, to discuss the film "Hell Night." Special topics for your consideration include: Linda Blair's coke habit, the Van Patton boy, confusion over the number of corpses, confusion over a beheading, confusion about a general plot, and Rick James. Want my advice? Go with Episode 192- "Night of the Demons" or Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" instead. Those at least have tits! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!

It's a bait and switch, babies! Turns out it's harder to find our original movie choice than expected, so we called an audible (that's a sports joke) and subbed in the 2017 Japanese film "One Cut of the Dead" and truly what a happy mistake this turned out to be. Special topics for your consideration include: films within films within films, sick t-shirts, poking babies in the face, and truly doing it for the love of the game. We talk a lot about our patron saint Don Dohler in this episode. You can hear us discuss his films in Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," Episode 490- "Night Beast," and Episode 524- "Galaxy Invader." Truly an American treasure. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports. Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Episode 513- Longlegs, and Episode 534- The Monkey. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant. Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check out Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 429- "Witchfinder General." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! Do you think we liked "Lady Bloodfight?" WE DID. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing what is regularly bandied about as a slasher classic: the 1979 film "When a Stranger Calls." Special topics for your consideration include: being a cute little baby koala, distinctive art, not letting women do their goddamn jobs, and fantastic mustaches. Want to hear us talk about another slasher classic? You could do worse than Episode 113- "Black Christmas." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits.  This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "House by the Cemetery," respectively.  You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are taking a stroll down the most toxic of emotions (nostalgia) with the 2025 reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Special topics for your consideration include: men who wear jewelry, an extreme misunderstanding in the nature of a sex scene, podcast awards, and The Cure. We covered the original and sequel of this franchise in episodes 8 and 328, respectively. You can also catch more JLH in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait." The  regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" did you know that one of them is called "Lady Bloodfight?" Genuinely hoping the voters know what they're doing this month. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a very divisive film: the 2025 remake of "Deathstalker." Special topics for your consideration include: "Clash of the Titans," "Jason and the Argonauts," "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," "Evil Dead," "Hellraiser," and so many others! We covered "Hellraiser" in Episode 51 and "The Evil Dead" in Episode 281. Maybe start there! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month plus we're starting Series 2 of "Line of Duty" very soon! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Trigger warning: a lot of rape talk in this one, thank you so much Roger Corman. In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolute sleazefest of a sword & sandal film "Deathstalker." Pretty much all the topics for your consideration are tits, so... tits! Obviously Riger Corman's greasy little fingers are all over many films we've covered, so maybe just try Episode 219- "Attack if the Crab People." It's a batshit delight.

Yinz know that we love a rock block!

In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinning sign guys, and racks for days. We've covered the first three Paranormal Activity movies, albeit out of order (doi). They are Episodes 83, 296, and 430. Our links page isn't working right now so I can't copy and paste, but you can go to www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance and join us there for about a million action movies, an entire series of the British crime drama "Line of Duty" rewatch, and this month's episode which will be "Police Story 3." Michelle Yeoh forever, baby.

In this week's episode, we are wrapping up our Kristy Swanson Rock block with the 1986 Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend". Special topics for your consideration include: MAGA SINCE 1969 BABY, old ass teen professors, the dangers of ignoring child abuse, Wes Craven's take on necessary gore, and probably one of the best kills we've ever seen on this show. We've done so many Wes Craven sounds that I can't be arsed to list them all here, maybe just try Episode 493- "Shocker." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing a pick from our favorite listeners on the Discord, the 1991 AC/DC-less film "Highway to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: the other Lowe brother, making a copy of a copy of Johnny Depp, the appearances of children because we're classy like that, the very fine Stiller family, and a big divergence in the ratings phase. Genuinely this movie can be compared to no others, for better or for worse. Go listen to Epispde 17- "Return of the Living Dead" and Episode 339- "Return of the Return of the Dead" in which we gave the movie a second shot. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP?? Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! You can vote on this month's movie now and, bonus, our third podcast,"Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 has dropped!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Join us as we embark on this journey to share our love of a wonderfully bananas British Police drama, Line of Duty. In this inaugural episode we get to know our main characters, spoil futures season, and have a good time making fun of somethings we very much love.  We'll be back to horror movies next. Hope you enjoy this little sidequest.

And this week's episode, we are discussing the third installation in this series, the 2025 zombie film 28 weeks later. Special topics for your consideration include; rite of passage for children, zombie body shaming, the inexplicable will to live, mom problems, and some really good gore. We have covered the first two movies in the series and hey look! We did them in order. They are Episode 101 and Episode 553 respectively. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes omcludonf this month's episode "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

WE'RE BACK BABIES!

Hey yinz, we are taking another week off to deal with *waves arms at the world* we'll be back soon with a new episode, but until then, please enjoy this batshit episode. It's a classic for a reason.

Hey guys, we are going to be taking a little bit of time to deal with some life stuff. We know it's been a lot lately and we also think that bluer skies are ahead. Thanks for sticking with us. Love yinz.

Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT. In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it. Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and features another absolutely delightful guest. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes including this month's leader in the pills, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." And, bonus! Our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously we have best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are taking a break from all of the hype and drama of new horror cinema with the 1975 star-studded film, "The Devil's Rain." Special topics for your consideration include: having only two paces to your movie and having them both be unbearable, leaving your servant to die, butthole eyes, and an incredible transformation. And weirdly, a baby John Travolta? This movie is batshit insane and for some reason made me think of Episode 370- "Burnt Offerings." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Happy New Year, EMTs! We hope you all made it through the holiday season as intact as possible. Now, normally we'd be covering a New Year's rom-com with Vicky, but she has written a persuasive essay on why we should cover something else so be on alert for that! In the meantime, enjoy our episode on the second half of the Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein."  We covered the first half two episodes ago in #543. Yes, it has been nearly a month. Yes, we are bad at this. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Happy holidays EMTs! Would you like to spend them with a creepy clown committing grisly crimes? Great news, we have you covered. This week we are talking about "Terrifier 3," a hell of a Christmas movie. Special topics for you consideration include: podcasts that are actually worse than ours, rough acting, credit card swipes, so many hot dogs on the outside, and finding a yum that even we truly must yuck.  We've covered the whole damn series: Episode 197 is the OG, and Episode 497 is the sequel.  the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Is the 2025 Guillermo del Toro "Frankenstein" actually just one film? Yes. Is it way too long? Also yes! That's why this week we're discussing the first part, Victor's Tale. Special topics for your consideration include: a romance hack (have you tried being super tall?), another romance hack (have you tried being hunky hunky Oscar Isaac?), bad dads begetting bad dads, jaunty hats, and the undeniable beauty of a GDT film. Do you like the Frankenstein lore? You might enjoy Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein" or, just for fun, Episode 516- "Lisa Frankenstein" or Episode 518- "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein." the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd" with the next episode of "NOM!" dropping very soon! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

We'll be back next week with the first half of Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" and we'll see yinz then.

Finger on the pulse, babies! Well, sorta. This week we're talking about the new 2025 film "Weapons." Special topics for your consideration include: personalized reactions to scares, the importance of locking one's car doors, Josh Brolin: Funko edition, tragedy hot dogs, and of course ACAB. We covered Zach Cregger's first film, "Barbarian," in Episode 403. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Oh boy. Oh brother. This week we're discussing the fifth and (allegedly) final installment of a franchise we loved for the most part-- 2025's "Hell House LLC: Lineage." YOWZA. Special topics for your consideration include: extreme confusion about the timelines, names, connections, and motivations of practically every character, some direct and unsolicited advice for COGNETTI, college football history, Pepe Silvia, and our final (allegedly) adoration of Paul's Song (an eternal bop). We covered the first three films in Episodes 254, 256, and 258, plus "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" in Episode 452. Hey, that's all five movies in order!! Congratulate us. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1990 directorial debut of my neighbor and yours but mostly mine, Tom Savini, with the 1990 remake of "Night of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: making Barbara a badass, yinzer cosplay, the prevalence of taxidermy in certain geographical reasons, an ode to Tony Todd, and our favorite Pittsburgh boys George and Tom. We'll never cover the OG, but we did the sequel in this franchise last week and the Zack Snyder remake of it way back in Episode 173. the regular lineup of links!   You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one, it's "urban discipline" month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

No new episode this week, babies-- I needed a bit of a break. You know how it goes. Instead, enjoy this Patreon episode about one of our favorite Ahhhnold classics: the 1987 dystopia action film "The Running Man." We'll see you next week!

In this week's episode, we're discussing our good hometown guy, George Romero, and his 1978 classic sequel "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: MONROEVILLE MALL!, Ken Foree being a total babe, what we might do in the zombie apocalypse other than lie down and die, Spam, amd your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini. Want more of one of Pittsburgh's legends? Catch his work in Episodes 21 and 249- "Creepshow" and "Creepshow 2," respectively, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," and Episode 488- "Day of the Dead." the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener suggestion: the 2023 scarecrow film "Dark Harvest" (no, it could not be the scarecrow movie). Special topics for your consideration include: the dumbest of dumb teens, a movie that keeps you guessing to the point of disinterest, not even being able to perform the Bechdel test, The Plague, and a whole lot of head scratching. Maybe just go watch "Scarecrow" the SyFy channel original? It's Episode 237. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're digging into some Irish vampire lore with the 2020 horror comedy "Boys from County Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: rude Canadians, being fun instead of knowing things: Irish sports edition,  appearing in half of the things on Britbox, and some real melancholy shit. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is Beastmaster month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the interminable number of Nightmare on Elm Street films: 1988's "The Dream Master." Special topics for your consideration include: a plea to new parents for naming your newborn child, liking something versus thinking it's good, a new cure for asthma that probably won't work, and a less-than-quippy Freddy.  We have done so many of these movies, I can't count them all for you. Just search in our feed for what feels like at least a solid half dozen of them! Hey guys, catch us on the God Awful Movies feed tomorrow! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is Beastmaster month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're diving into the ass-end of the "Hellraiser" franchise with the 10th installment from 2018, "Hellraiser: Judgment." Special topics for your consideration include: the worst episode of a police procedural you've ever seen, a dearth of mean sex, the Cenobite judicial system, the actual judicial system, and the combination of titties and Warhammer 40k. We have talked so much Pinhead in our lives. You can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262), and the 2022 remake in Episode 402. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is an 80s sword and sandal month and it should be a lot of fun. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand new horror comedy, 2025's The Monkey, a film dripping with people we like! Special topics for your consideration include: the meaninglessness of it all, cop dads, bucket hats and primate masks at the strip club, a lil bit of Steven Kang, and a whole lot of being a pre-teen boy. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we attempt to make lemonade out of lemons and a baby Imogen Poots with the extremely 2007 film "28 Weeks Later." Special topics for your consideration include: where one stores one's thoughts, nauseating camera work, things we don't feel like seeing in movies right now, and whoever heard of a lady doctor?! We covered the first film in this series-- it's Episode 101. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, by very popular demand, we've taken another swing at a classic episode that we had to remove for reasons. That's right, we've brought Perri and Vicky and we are talking about the 1996 Steven Kang classic "Thinner." Yinz are really going to enjoy this, thank you giving us the opportunity to do such fun things with the people we love, and goddamnit, it we love you all too.

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS! Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Whoops, your girl just realized today is Monday! It's Labor Day here in the US so I just plain forgot. Here's the episode, 1994's bizarre horror (comedy?) "Cemetery Man." We'll be off our Italian shit next week, we promise.

Hey EMTs. This week we are off for a good reason, some much needed vacation. Please enjoy this classic episode that stays on theme for our time wallowing in Italian horror, Suspiria (1977).  Be safe. Take care of each other. We'll be back next week with a freshy for your ears!

In this week's episode, we're still on our Italian shit with the 1986 sequel that no one wanted with Lamberto Bava's "Demons 2." Special topics for your consideration include: children living alone and adult children living with adult parents, more of Dario Argento's excellent parenting, the greatest trainer of all time, and a doc...docu... documentary? I GUESS?! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're continuing on our path of delightful and terrible Italian horror with the 1981 mess "Burial Ground." Special topics for your consideration include: how easy it was to get laid in the 80s, zombie societies and cute little ruses, a background in butlering, and thanks to Allen, a brand new fear unlocked.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're returning from our hiatus (Pye-atus?) with a bit of a switcheroo: instead of "Sinners" which we will get back to, I promise, we're talking shitty Italian horror and may well continue to do so for the next couple of weeks while our hearts are still so tender. It's the 1989 Michele Soavi vehicle "The Church." Special topics for your consideration include: the delights of a completely plotless Italian film, creeps being creepy, a PSA about butt plugs, and the concept of being a bit nicer to your 14 year old daughter at any point but especially when you're Dario Argento. We've done a million Italian movies, so just search the archives for Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci or Mario Bava and you're sure to be delighted. The regular lineup of links! Our pal Pye needs our help: https://gofund.me/a98ba99e You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [email protected] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"   Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In lieu of a new episode this week, we are releasing one from our action movie Patreon episodes. Please enjoy Con Air & we'll be back soon with a new episode! Be well & take it easy everyone.

He buds, we're off again this week. We should be back next week with. a new joint for you. In the meantime, please enjoy this re-release our Can't Hardly Wait episode to bring some joy & remind you to go listen to the Replacements. We love you all. Be safe.

Hey everyone, we are re-releasing a classic episode from the early days of Werewolf Ambulance this week in lieu of the Sinners episode. They're both vampire movies. (I tried!)There is a lot going on right now & we weren't up to recording this week. We'll be back soon with a new episode. In the meantime if you have a little scratch laying around, our friend Pye could use your help. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pye-battle-cancer   Thanks so much & we'll be back in your ears soon!