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Happy Friday you mad units!!The boys give us a rundown of the Alpha Fest weekend. Bomb with Buster. Did Gus bomb? Did Quinn “Shooter McGavin” Gus? For a guy knot fighting Gus was sure throwing the hate Quinn's way.Get yourself checked guys! We hear some sobering news about a great mate of the show. We hear some funny “caught rootin’ yarns”; be careful what noises your kids hear, they might repeat them. We cop 3 long haul Flog flights, everything from heavily pregnant stranding, a Karen battle and a hectic storm.Remember, what happens on blokes or Girls trips stays on those trips. One of the wildest confessions we've ever heard serves up a conundrum for Father Gibbo.The notorious Reedy calls in for a live yarn about swimming in the duck pond.Enjoy legends! [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday flog nation.Nostalgic chat - is pizza hut all you can eat returning? What would you be doing on a Friday night if it was 20 years ago?A tour de France local pub crawl triigers some delinquent thieving mates.A A Mrs Flog gets her hubby with an absolute hectic stitch-up and a family-saving sucking booth?An outstanding melody of shit and arse-eating Gecko.Enjoy legends! [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends!!!Pluto pups, Flinching dogs and a jumbo spring roll have wrecked havoc on Gibbos guts.Buster is heading back for NRL in vegas next year again. He also recpas a Sauna steamed dimsim injury and how he saves the day with his new stool.The boys have a National New Zealand champion live on air.Long haul flights from hell this week we have migraines, cramps and vomiting cheerleaders.Gibbo and moose argue over why would you even bother roasting [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Dear Buster.......I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’emThere probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’emBut anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday Flog Nation!Here at the Two Flogs we are all about giving our listeners lifelong advice........here's a few. No matter how good of an idea it is never piss on people, it's hard to clean. When hiring a person to look after your shop, remember their name and keep ID on file. Lastly never park your car on the roof of a house, it's bloody hard to get it up there!Enjoy legends and have a beautiful weekend! [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday Flog Nation!What was Kirb looking at on his phone when the show started and what's in Beetle's giant wallet?Kirbs give us the run down of his new place and Snake pit of death and Gibbo's Flogs of the week.....A certain shopping centre in Brisbane. Knux live Flog Of The Week and it involves a spelling mistake, a large amount of hats designed by one of our Flogs.Gibbo gives us a cracking Kenny Calendar tale and there's a yarn involving butter and a spongebath….. [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello you beautiful animals and welcome back to the Two Flogs.It's not Moose this time but Winston who has f*#ked up! New Flogs Merch has arrived in store, jump online before it's all sold out.Live Podcast Royale top lip with Barbs and Beetle and a breakdown of Moose vs Gocs!Buster gives us his Sydney comedy wrap up and should you dress up for a wedding.Father Gibbo deals with an unholy confession. [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday and welcome back legends. We have your start of the week sorted with Botox Busters Man down......the show gets derailed by some super spicy Nungra Nibbles, will Buster make it through.We find out what a "squashed rat" is and American pie, the chiko roll edition. Will Kirb fight a train driver and are kids who catch the school bus are way tougher?We rap up the show with Moose's Safrikan cousin who rings in to defend him. [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday and welcome back legends with Straight to the ass!No apology or accountability from a Flog member who really f**ked up.Buster nearly died after a sleep apnea mishap and some of the best names for female genitalia in a Scottish accent?Gibbos long haul In-flight nightmares. We hear some hectic tales of woe. The best one by far from one of our own Flogs.Worst Injury tales: D*ck stitches and spring-loaded horses and park safety back in the day. [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Due to unforeseen circumstances the sports show didn’t get recorded today, the lack of empathy from the said offended is quite remarkable, we apologise to all you flogs and hope you enjoy this emergency broadcast in the form of our interview with the legends from NFR Jay and Dunc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday legends, the only way to kick off your week is with the Two Flogs and spray n cook.Welcome to the new Flogs call show, there will now only be one champ of champions each show. All the best calls thrown in together! So if you want to send through a positive or negative flog, great yarn, poem or even just to say fack you send them into [email protected] of these calls left us speechless.....enjoy you lunatics 😂If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Its Friday and it’s all kicking off for a great weekend, this Ep covers so much, from a lady who gets stuck in a sticky situation to what has destroyed a long haul flight, dumb shit your partners have done kicks off as good as u would think and you hit us with some sex yarns. Remember if u have any funny yarns you want the flogs to read out hit us at [email protected] If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to Peter, Peter pumpkin eater.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends, the weekend has arrived! Welcome to a cracker up my clacker. The boys talk through all things live comedy, after Gibbo and experiences some of the best in Tugan and Buster breaks out some new material in Lismore. Buster explains how he prepares for his gigs and how to deal with tough crowds.What don't you see anymore, brown eyes and prank calls? Send us some of the things that you miss growing up, [email protected] your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday legends and welcome to Timmmmmmy!Gus stitches up the boys again with his order of chilli with dinner and Kirb becomes a carpet snake after dinner.Timmy rings in with a positive call about speaking up and eliminating head noise and we head a workplace yarn about testing fire alarms and getting pranked in a bad way. Jack Mehoff rings in with a follow up for the grilled chicken patties and another unsolicited and misdirected dick pic.We cop a very clever call from Herbert the pervert and Flog almost loses his job for a turkey neck prankIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome flogs to karate chop!Don't be a negative FLOG and wear your Helmets. Buster giving us chip reviews from the very best canteens in the Northern Rivers.The boys discuss things that have changed for the better & worse.Gibbo sends Stuntcock's confessions international and Buster.....have you smelt your belly button?WCME: cookie monster caught speeding and being aggressive on the street. Another Pork-Chop incident and why you shouldn't treat your hemeroids with sugar.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy legends!!Welcome back Flogs to Jack Meoff.The boys break down life's real problems Powerbanks & Phone deals.We hear some more wild dream stories and some new conspiracies and classic old slanders are discussed after Kirb was called a dickwad.Jack Mehoff clarifies his post-golf day walk and the origin of his name and Barbs checks in with an update and his thoughts on sarsaparilla Which one of the Flogs doesn't keep eggs in the fridge?Mad Cow Cougar Chaser gets a shock and big Huddo gives himself a flog of the week after not crediting the misso.Enjoy flog nation!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome Flog nation to Chicken D1ck soup.Would you go skydiving and Kirby's tip flip is an early Flog of The Week? Is the McRib returning and is grilled chicken from Maccas and Hungry Jacks a lie?The boys discuss what lies have your parents told you to get you to do or eat?Why is Kirb scared of the milkman and ever had chicken d*ck soup?What else is stuck up our bums and a Buzz Lightyear update?More drunken yarns from an absolute loose unit. A Hotel's new alarm clock and a live call to confirm.Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the sports addition of the Two Flogs Podcast. Where the boys talk sports from all around the globe. Poorly but effectively Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome legends to "Still Squeaks"Florida man tries to get away with two TVs with no pants and another one becomes a creepy scooter rider.Buster gives us an update on the next Flogs Merch drop!A Flog tells us the best pie he's ever had... and it's not from Australia and Medium-rare Emu serves up a savage revenge story.Did you hear about the lady who swallowed the fly and have you ever been busted indirectly by the girlfriend's ol' man?FoTW: Diesel thieves and a certain Scandinavian Salami gives us some solid advice we say every ep on the show. Enjoy flog nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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First off legends happy Good Friday, we hope you guys get some quality time with family and friends. Stay safe and flog on!!Flogs welcome back to Semen Demon Buster breaks down NZ weather, Drinks and Uber eats. Auckland Casino, homebrew liqour & Dunc's smoke bombGibbo's social media and anal cleanse. Biggest jugs and What's stuck up your bum this week? Or not your bum. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Wednesday sport addition of the Two Flogs, some say it’s the worst sports podcast getting around others so it’s even worse than that. But we like to think it’s the world’s most mediocre sports podcast. Check it out tell us what u think Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday and welcome to "Spitters are Quitters" Kirb sends out a Mowing SOS after both his whipper-snipper and mower won't start. We hear the real story from the mower repair man live.Graheemee gives us a live update on tonight's dinner and Gibbo's not impressed.We get a call from a well-known snowman and Golf Day appreciation from Big HuddoA Flog didn't bring home merch and Murbah Race Caller gives high praise for the annual Flogs Golf Day. Just another truckwit calls in with his Flog Of The Week: the payroll master and Craigoss gives us an update on Toowoomba traffic and HR.Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to the Golf Day Hangover with special guest Brody from Now That's Dramas podcast.The boys kick off with a Pie review that doesn't disappoint.Buster and Gibbo do a full Golf Day breakdown and start planning for 2027!A surprise for Gibbo's birthday and Knux calls in for a live yarn. Gibbo asks Knux about the Top 10 things to do in Gympie.What's up Brody's bum and what caught our eye this week? A bomb scare & a chaotic dancing robot.Enjoy flogs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday legends and welcome to the engage the core. The flogs drool over some Casino steaks, the beef capital of Australia.A hectic confessional from father Gibbo and West Coast water ferry gives us a yarn about attempting to evacuate a couple of "busy" deaf people.We find out what is the difference between your wife and a swimming pool? Can you run up the stairs with your hands in your pockets and a kid accidentally gives away borrowed camping gear.Enjoy rock stars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back Flog Nation to "Creamy fkin pints" The Flogs hook into St. Patrick's Day pints to wash down some of Jan's curried snags.....the best batch she has made to date.Gibbo gives us some great advice about re-prioritising what's important and looking after our mental health.Kirb got fingered in Uki after being allowed "1 more drink" and it the Flogs Golf Day.Florida man tries to trade in his mother-in-law and what's stuck up your bum this week? Hint: it keeps your curried snags warm. The boys find out how much radio personalities are paid and consider switching to the live format.Enjoy legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Don't be sad the weekend is over but rejoice for a new week of Two Flogs episodesTwo elite confessions for father Gibbo....extra hot tub & ultimate purple patch. Buster solves the porn crisisa and a legendary Flog becomes a Vegas barmanAnother misdirected dick pic and we hear about an indirect sex injury.Moose learns sign language and briefly believes he has IBS and Kirb deals with a crook passenger on his 15 hour flight. Enjoy flogs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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**Please be advised that no geese were harmed in the making of this episode, Frogs management would like to wish Goose a speedy recovery**Buster is back with a Vegas hangover and every type of cooked potatoes, but what are funeral potatoes? Vegas had it all with Kirbs getting kidnapped, shooting & ziplines & lots and lots ROOT.........beer.The flogs hit the hard topics.....What's stuck up your bum this week? Should you swallow Chewin' tobacco? Can you just eat butter on the Carnivore diet. A unique rib removal surgery and a pastafarian told to get new licence Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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