The Morning Blitz

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking outAre kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something workingBad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in MiamiTell us how you completely overreacted to a small situationGoogle wants to get into the mosquito killing businessTSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earthGoose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Feral hogs are invading OhioGoose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anythingTell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hateDigital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with itThere is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reasonJoi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation researchThe top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out onA UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this weekIf you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countriesTell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an eventThick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kidA U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King CharlesSome people have a different official start of summerThe most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concernGoose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theaterTell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in publicWe have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among usWe have found a side hustle for college kids

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyesFootball is not the worst sport for high school injuriesErin Brockovich is declaring war on data centersA.I. completely screws up a college graduationWager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their buttsA man's butt indicates how healthy he isTell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accidentGoogle translations don't always come out right

Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of itKelly was searching for something online and now may be on a listTell us how your parents threw away your childhoodMan cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statementWaymo vehicles continue to run into problems

Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazyWould you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?Calling dibs on something before someone diesThere is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfingWomen want men to stop wearing flip flopsWhat is the strangest thing you did naked?Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussionBeware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprintsDoes anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathroomsWho has the worst fans in pop culture?Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anywayTell us the odd living situation you are inScientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world againGoose finds more misheard lyricsHarry Baals may be getting a building named after himWhen you find a movie or TV show emulating your lifeThe best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyboneTell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart outA listener calls in and helps us prank his momCould Hantavirus become the next pandemic?Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recallThe CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for itWomen tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hoursMore societal norms that are being ditched this yearMusic artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard companyA listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear itMen tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hoursPeople in other countries are creeped out by great American smilesToys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingleTop guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar CenterTell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiotThere is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cerealThe sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit songSpirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to flyWhen did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effectChristian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weedYou have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to MarsOur new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket listAss Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the showerNew cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safeA text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop SongWords or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop sayingThe new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one songGoose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crookedA dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugsGetting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV showDo not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a conditionDid you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?We taste test different water to see if we can tell a differenceThe best movies based on a true storyA woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinnerA.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear realTell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answersThoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drugThere are way too many parking spots designated for special conditionsPeople showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be thereA local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasonsThe Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand whyComedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneYou might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize itDave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords areDon't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaineTell us what outdated name you still call something byBands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a memberThe cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sickTell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to datingWe tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test TuesdayWe quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school thingsA bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like himDid we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the planeGoose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a weekLearn your fate with the Magical Coin of DestinyThe folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store DayYou can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer showEveryone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn downWhat historical item do you wish you could own?Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value productsGoose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is comingTell us your neighborhood pet peeveWe found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in collegeWhy is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in FinlandIf you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minuteCould you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?The things America does better than any other countryA Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from TurkeyTwo chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil warSwiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation

Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola barBobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the NewportWarning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned aboutA dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich

According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft CopilotGreat movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itselfHow did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensiveThe Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year

Tell us the really weird thing your pet doesHave you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive DobermanWomen used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctorsGoose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parentsIf you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific foodMore and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight lossA massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade levelWKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio stationNormal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driverHow much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt LakeGoose is a terrible JewTell us what you would have on your concert tour ryderSpending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowanceA massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have videoTell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the moneyDo you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissorsYour cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTokGmail will finally allow you to change your email addressTell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having funA woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the worldThese survival tips squash old survival mythsDo you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?Sometimes people just say really dumb thingsPeople want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivorGetting everything from free trial offersA TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effectsSomeone signed Goose up to every government web site out thereA calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months oldProfessors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racistMaxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapesThe perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearanceGoose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwearA better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this yearWhat is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunksGoose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster JamA woman cheated on her man and married a trainEmily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs adviceTell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrestedTell us which 80s movies still stand the test of timeThe sport of sperm racing is leveling upAn incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been releasedLazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice trayQuicksand has become a huge problem in ArizonaThe best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z