The Morning Blitz

Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lessonTell us what your ex ruined for youA new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sacGet the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell outAre you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?

Would you marry a former bank robber?Tell us your legendary family secretThere are people who actually collect toenailsHiding drugs in every part of your bodyThe best sports nicknames of all time

A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everydayTell us why you shaved someone elseA new dating app plans your entire date out for youPolice were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concertDon't Blow It For Everyone

Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one dayGoose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fairThe San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawnWere you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?

A guy got in a bar fight and chose seagulls as his weaponApparently, most people have been singing 'Welcome To The Jungle' all wrongPeople that share hidden secrets about various things in online groupsLinkin Park doesn't know anything about anythingLife is full of little lessons...what lesson do you live by?

We have a new stomach bug to worry aboutWhen did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong?Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and moreThe firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughterMexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls

A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar soloGoing to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something elseMatt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of usA man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragonWhat is the most unique wedding you have been to?

Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday?A serial pool pooper has finally been caughtBackrub babies and other strange conceptionsYou can bring a plus one, but not THAT oneMany predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future

The funny things America is googling about the World CupTell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customerAmazing stories from the world of scienceDo you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out?The things we learned in bars when we were kids

Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's worldA guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in itYou can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of PokerNorway soccer fans took over Time Square in New YorkWe are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces

Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform?Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc?We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and whySeattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messyTwinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing from convenient stores

The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American foodI woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwichHumans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these daysScience explains why pooping feels so goodThrow your loofah in the trash right now

Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom'Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still marriedBillboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from moviesGoose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wantedPeople are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max

Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it?Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above averageKids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a carIs it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp?Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course

There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook MarketplaceThey are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic legThe reality show Love Island is making people crazyIs California actually about to break off from the rest of the country?Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive

People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out whyMen need to listen to these helpful tipsWe play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came fromTell us what your trip of a lifetime would beTaste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's

A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola casePeople visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our countryA home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighborSouth Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fixTop 10 drum intros in rock music history

A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singingAs divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realizeTell us who your local hero isEven A.I. is trying to scam us nowThe best movies of the past 25 years

If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odorSex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talkPeople in Canada can actually be fined by the language policeThe most famous cars from 80's movies and TV showsIf you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it

People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phonesBlitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it goSleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach DayWhat did you have to sell in order to afford life and career?Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005

Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma?Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skillsBuckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gearA meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fireCelebrity men who dated much younger teen girls

He had his crank in his left handTell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problemSt. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th gradeDo you become a different person based on your environment?Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly

Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully?A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburbTell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about itWould you date someone who already knew a lot about you?The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week

Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morningIf an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag?Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm countsWe get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in lifeWere you the person that parents warned their kids about?

You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you wantTell us what you broke when you were angryA woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals makeWe get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpasteBad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking outAre kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something workingBad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in MiamiTell us how you completely overreacted to a small situationGoogle wants to get into the mosquito killing businessTSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earthGoose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Feral hogs are invading OhioGoose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anythingTell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hateDigital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with itThere is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reasonJoi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation researchThe top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out onA UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this weekIf you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countriesTell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an eventThick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kidA U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King CharlesSome people have a different official start of summerThe most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concernGoose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theaterTell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in publicWe have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among usWe have found a side hustle for college kids

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyesFootball is not the worst sport for high school injuriesErin Brockovich is declaring war on data centersA.I. completely screws up a college graduationWager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their buttsA man's butt indicates how healthy he isTell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accidentGoogle translations don't always come out right

Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of itKelly was searching for something online and now may be on a listTell us how your parents threw away your childhoodMan cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statementWaymo vehicles continue to run into problems

Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazyWould you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour?Calling dibs on something before someone diesThere is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot'From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfingWomen want men to stop wearing flip flopsWhat is the strangest thing you did naked?Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussionBeware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprintsDoes anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathroomsWho has the worst fans in pop culture?Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anywayTell us the odd living situation you are inScientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world againGoose finds more misheard lyricsHarry Baals may be getting a building named after himWhen you find a movie or TV show emulating your lifeThe best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyboneTell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart outA listener calls in and helps us prank his momCould Hantavirus become the next pandemic?Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recallThe CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for itWomen tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hoursMore societal norms that are being ditched this yearMusic artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard companyA listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear itMen tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hoursPeople in other countries are creeped out by great American smilesToys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingleTop guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar CenterTell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiotThere is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cerealThe sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit songSpirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to flyWhen did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effectChristian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weedYou have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to MarsOur new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket listAss Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the showerNew cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safeA text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop SongWords or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop sayingThe new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one songGoose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crookedA dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugsGetting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV showDo not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a conditionDid you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?We taste test different water to see if we can tell a differenceThe best movies based on a true storyA woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinnerA.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear realTell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answersThoughts from the NFL draft