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The Garner Andrews Show

Garner Andrews·600 episodes

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The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Episodes

24 min
Jun 2, 2026Episode 982
Have A Good Day! (Unless?)

What's wrong with Taylor? We revisit how you should tell someone to have a good day, how you use AI, and how many exits your neighbourhood has.

20 min
Jun 1, 2026Episode 981
Name That Song (Sung By You)

Danny called in with an ear worm, a song stuck in his head with no idea what it is. We help Danny figure it out, plus Garner wants to go magnet fishing.

19 min
May 29, 2026Episode 980
What Is Your Worst Fear?

Taylor saw a guy walking down the street drinking milk, and we share our silly little fears

27 min
May 28, 2026Episode 979
Garner Will Never Eat One of THESE Again

We wish you good health! On an unrelated note, Garner is discovering unfamiliar dive bars and beef dips.

27 min
May 27, 2026Episode 978
What Do You Need Praise For?

Today we're giving you praise! Because sometimes we just need a pat on the head for workin' hard. Also, did you get your bread money yet?

20 min
May 26, 2026Episode 977
Dull Listeners' Club: Dishwashers & The Snooze Button

Today is a Dull Listeners' Club day as we discuss dishwashers and hitting the snooze button.

20 min
May 25, 2026Episode 976
What Is Your Kryptonite?

Garner recaps his weekend trip to Morinville and Taylor reveals what snack has become his kryptonite.

24 min
May 22, 2026Episode 975
New Roof Casseroles

If your neighbour gets a new roof, let them know you noticed! Maybe bring them a casserole. Speaking of casseroles, casserole chat is back on the air!

26 min
May 21, 2026Episode 974
How Are You Saving On Gas?

We get an update on your sleep scores, shave scores, and how you save on gas.

21 min
May 20, 2026Episode 973
Do You Suffer From Sticker Anxiety?

Have you ever bought a sticker so cool or nice that you don't know where to stick it and just never stick it anywhere? Yeah, we get it. Also, a radio magpie update for ya.

23 min
May 15, 2026Episode 972
The Garner Andrews Show Fun Club

We recap bowling with Arkells on The Gutter Andrews Show (Garner got a gutter ball and now we're making fun of him), and celebrate going into the long weekend!

32 min
May 14, 2026Episode 971
Kris Knoblauch & Salad 102.9

Garner has decided he's just going to let the wind take the patio furniture he doesn't like. We also chat about Kris Knoblauch, and continue our thoughts on salad...

26 min
May 13, 2026Episode 970
Snacketizer & Frenchin' Taylor

What would you put in your snack fanny pack if you had one? What's a snack you snack on before snacking? We also test out how good Taylor's French skills are.

23 min
May 12, 2026Episode 969
The Garner Andrews Show Census

We're asking you questions with The Garner Andrews Show Census. How often do you wash your sheets? Do your pants go on before or after socks?

14 min
May 11, 2026Episode 968
Mother's Day & Washing Your Hair

How often do you wash your hair? Science says don't do it every day! Some of you go a lot longer than that... We also recap Mother's Day and the Edmonton Riverboat getting stuck.

14 min
May 8, 2026Episode 967
Foot Cramps & More Weird Compliments

It's a radio wiener kind of day we swerve ditch to ditch, talking more about weird compliments and foot cramps.

19 min
May 7, 2026Episode 966
What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?

You get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment!

19 min
May 6, 2026Episode 965
Flee to Pee

Garner has invented a new move the "Flee and Pee". You enter a business with no intention to buy anything, just use the restroom... then you flee! We also talk about the record breaking gas prices, and things you're doing to treat yourself.

18 min
May 5, 2026Episode 964
MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television

We're continuing our Mother's Day countdown of MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television. Duh. Also, how annoying is technology? And do you TRUST technology?

22 min
May 4, 2026Episode 963
The Places You Pee

Ever been in a jam at work and had to go number one? Was it somewhere you weren't supposed to? We also talk elite calculators and the top MILFFTs (Mothers I Like From Film and Television).

19 min
May 1, 2026Episode 962
Who Do You Cheer For Now & Why?

Is there a random sports team that's not from your city that you started cheering for? Is it because you just liked the logo?

5 min
Apr 30, 2026Episode 961
Mini Episode: Sleep Scores!

Are you well rested? Let's see who the new clubhouse leader is in sleep scores!

13 min
Apr 29, 2026Episode 960
Smooches In A Stranger's Shoes

We're talking about bowling alley smooches, smart watches, and STRESS. Join the fun.

16 min
Apr 28, 2026Episode 959
What Can't You Watch?

Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.

23 min
Apr 27, 2026Episode 958
Have You Ever Hitchhiked?

Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.

20 min
Apr 24, 2026Episode 957
Beans On Toast

Do you still eat dinner at the table? Or are you a couch dweller? We also talk about overeating.

21 min
Apr 23, 2026Episode 956
Is Your Email Inbox A Dumpster Fire?

Happy National Email Day! How much does your inbox suck? How many unread messages are you rockin'?

18 min
Apr 22, 2026Episode 955
What's Keeping You Up At Night?

What keeps you up at night? For Garner, it's the street sweeping schedule. Also, it's Earth Day! Go recycle and such.

17 min
Apr 20, 2026Episode 954
Got Any Cool Work Perks?

What cool perks do you get with your job? Apparently Gen Z wants drugs for perks... not that kind.

17 min
Apr 17, 2026Episode 953
Tall Guy Talk

Are you a tall person? What kind of vehicle do you drive?

29 min
Apr 16, 2026Episode 952
What Were You Not Allowed As A Kid?

What weren't you allowed as a kid, and how's your relationship with your parents these days?

18 min
Apr 15, 2026Episode 951
Snack Walk

Ai: are you using it at work? Also, what do you get on a snack walk?

17 min
Apr 14, 2026Episode 950
Solving Mysteries & Mercury Poisoning

Why did people lick pencils before using them? We talk about mercury and led poisoning, and life's other mysteries.

24 min
Apr 13, 2026Episode 949
Salute To Smart People

Taylor knows first aid now! Yay! We also talk a bit more about space and Garner's medical appointment.

26 min
Apr 9, 2026Episode 948
What Are You Open About?

Today we learn about the "car pause", taking a break to reset in your car before the next part of your day. We also discuss things you're super open about... like colonoscopies.

25 min
Apr 8, 2026Episode 947
Fax Machines & Space Travel

Do you understand how technology works? We're still figuring out fax machines. We also talk about Artemis II some more.

17 min
Apr 7, 2026Episode 946
Ai-Proofing Your Life

We're talking about jobs that Ai could never take, like a tailor or crime scene outline model....

19 min
Apr 6, 2026Episode 945
Rogers Place Baby & First Dates In 2026

Garner wants to know what your dating life is like in 2026. Also, we recap the Easter weekend and the baby born at Rogers Place on Saturday.

20 min
Apr 2, 2026Episode 944
Theft & Embarrassing Email Addresses

It's radio wiener! Where we hop from topic to topic, like: There's a lotta theft going on nowadays, and do you have an embarrassing email address?

13 min
Apr 1, 2026Episode 943
Let's Talk Potatoes

We spent a lot of time today talking about potatoes. No April Fools there.

27 min
Mar 31, 2026Episode 942
It Was A Different TIme

Well you certainly couldn't do THAT nowadays.

15 min
Mar 30, 2026Episode 941
Do You Want The House Tour?

When people come to your house for the first time do you show them around? Do you tell them tales from the rooms' past?

24 min
Mar 27, 2026Episode 940
Going Off The Radar

Have you ever thought about disappearing? In the traveling, getting off social media, and making your life more exciting kinda way?

20 min
Mar 26, 2026Episode 939
What's Your Sleep Score?

Do you get competitive with people about how little sleep you get? Or how busy you are?

12 min
Mar 25, 2026Episode 938
Mini Episode: Drive-Through Water

Buying a bottle of water in the drive-through is not a great financial decision. -Garner

18 min
Mar 24, 2026Episode 937
Cheating at Fishing & The Cornhole Murderer

It's a darker show today as we tell the stories of a professional cornhole player turned murderer and an ice fishing scandal... For real.

20 min
Mar 23, 2026Episode 936
Distracted Watching

Do you still order adult drinks in restaurants? A lot of people don't anymore, according to a new survey. Also, can you wwatch a movie and be on your phone at the same time? Garner cannot.

22 min
Mar 20, 2026Episode 935
Comparison Parties & Costco Hotdogs

We have an update on Punch the monkey! Garner has thoughts about the price of Costco Hotdogs, and we learn more about comparison parties.

28 min
Mar 19, 2026Episode 934
Admin Night Parties & Jury Duty

Garner is feeling rejected by jury duty, and we learn about parties where we all do our boring adult tasks together.

24 min
Mar 18, 2026Episode 933
The Laundry Chair & Taylor's Friendship Update

Do you have a chair you stack laundry on? The stuff that you've already worn but is not ready to be washed yet? Also we get an update on Taylor's potential beaver dad friend.