The Film Reroll

Cabin in the Woods rises back up from the dead! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Joz Vammer – Bill S. Preston Esq. Kara Strait – Isaac Caesar Andy Hoover – Larry Wilson Paulo Quiros – DM

Bringing it all on back home . . . Jon Miller – Kevin Kara Strait – Lucy Paulo Quiros – Caitlyn Scott Aiello – Bridget Lisa Kopitsky – Stephie Courtney Alana Ward – Val Carolyn Faye Kramer – Cindy Andy Hoover – Jack Joz Vammer – GM

The night gets weirder . . . Jon Miller – Kevin Kara Strait – Lucy Paulo Quiros – Caitlyn Scott Aiello – Bridget Lisa Kopitsky – Stephie Courtney Alana Ward – Val Carolyn Faye Kramer – Cindy Andy Hoover – Jack Joz Vammer – GM

How many drunk penalties can one ensemble incur.? It’s 200 Cigarettes! Jon Miller – Kevin Kara Strait – Lucy Paulo Quiros – Caitlyn Scott Aiello – Bridget Lisa Kopitsky – Stephie Courtney Alana Ward – Val Carolyn Faye Kramer – Cindy Andy Hoover – Jack Joz Vammer – GM

When a cold wind blows it chills you . . . CHILLS YA TO THE BONE! Andy Hoover – Ebenezer Scrooge Kara Strait – Gonzo Paulo Quiros – Rizzo Joz Vammer – DM

Twist the bones and bend the back. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Trim him of his baby fat. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Give him fur black as black, just… Like… This! Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Kara Strait – Morgan le Fay Joz Vammer – DM

Halloween strikes when you least expect it . . . a week into November! Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Kara Strait – Morgan le Fay Joz Vammer – DM

Kara finds a book! Andy identifies shoes! Carolyn throws an olive! For Your Eyes Only comes to a thrilling end! Carolyn Faye Kramer – James Bond Kara Strait – Vivienne Leroux Andy Hoover – Sir Reginald Plumtree Paulo Quiros – DM

Andy takes a nap! Carolyn finds Lemons! Kara steals a pen! High stakes action it’s more James Bond! Carolyn Faye Kramer – James Bond Kara Strait – Vivienne Leroux Andy Hoover – Sir Reginald Plumtree Paulo Quiros – DM

Kara puts on handcuffs! Carolyn calls a cab! Andy orders a Mai Tai! James Bond returns in For Your Eyes Only! Carolyn Faye Kramer – James Bond Kara Strait – Vivienne Leroux Andy Hoover – Sir Reginald Plumtree Paulo Quiros – DM

Cabin in the Woods continues! Joz makes a cocktail! Jon kicks open a door! Scott sits in a grave! Kara crashes a car! Andy finds a key! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Joz Vammer – Bill S. Preston Esq. Kara Strait – Isaac Caesar Andy Hoover – Larry Wilson Paulo Quiros – DM

Scott listens to the radio! Andy buys gas! Kara critiques rocks! Jon crashes a car! Joz robs an old man! We’re doing Cabin in the Woods!! Jon Miller – The Athlete Scott Aiello – The Scholar Joz Vammer – The Fool Kara Strait – The Virgin Andy Hoover – The Wh*re Paulo Quiros – DM

Time Bandits is among us once again! Andy steals a girl’s diary! Kara calls the ocean fake! Joz speaks to her creator! Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Joz Vammer – Wally Paulo Quiros – DM

Tunnels! Magic Fountains! Forests of Fire! It’s the last episode of Last Unicorn! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

Joz climbs a magic tree! Kara runs away with a strange girl! Alex casts a dust cloud! Andy eats cheese! Have no fear, Last Unicorn is here! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

Beetlejuice makes no sense as the title of this movie in our version. Who cares, it’s Beetlejuice!!Paulo Quiros – Adam MaitlandCarolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara MaitlandJoz Vammer – DM

Carolyn connects about photography! Paulo stabs himself in the neck! We’re back with more Beetlejuice! Paulo Quiros – Adam Maitland Carolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara Maitland Joz Vammer – DM

Jump in the line, rock your body in time. Ok, I believe you. Paulo Quiros – Adam Maitland Carolyn Faye Kramer – Barbara Maitland Joz Vammer – DM

Joz jumps over a fire! Kara turns to stone! Andy fixes his shoulder! Alex lies to a guard! Great shakes, it’s Last Unicorn! Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Kara Strait – Edgar Andy Hoover – Grandma Ida Alex Demers – Renard Paulo Quiros – DM

When the laaaaaast eagle flies over the laaaaast crumbling mountain. And the laaaaaaast lion roars at the laaaaaast dusty fountain. Joz Vammer – The Unicorn Andy Hoover – Schmendrick Alex Demers – Prince Lír Kara Strait – Edgar Paulo Quiros – DM

Tremors comes to a thrilling and explosive close!! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Heather Gummer Joz Vammer – DM

We’ve got two tickets to Paradise! It’s more Tremors! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Nestor Cunningham Joz Vammer – DM

Tremors trembles with tremendous terrestrial terrors. Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Miguel Joz Vammer – DM

Tremors continue to occur. We ask that you stay vigilant. Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Heather Gummer Joz Vammer – DM

We feel the earth move under our feet. Great shakes, it’s Tremors! Mason Conrad – Val McKee Johnathan West – Earl Bassett Courtney Alana Ward – Rhonda LeBeck Paulo Quiros – Jim Wallace Joz Vammer – DM

Einstein discovers that time is actually bandits. Joz Vammer – Kevin Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element reaches it’s wild conclusion. The Earth hangs in the balance. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element enters its trial by Fire. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element strides upwards into element 3, or as you call it, air. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element plays around under element number two, which you might know as Earth. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element takes its time exploring the Third Element, a.k.a. water! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element takes a hard right turn! Scott punches the ceiling! Andy goes for a swim! Joz drives a car! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

Turns out it’s not heart, it’s Milla Jovovich! Scott gets cat food in his eyes! Andy researches spaceships! Joz slide tackles an alien! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Paulo starts a hockey team! Andy plays backgammon! Lisa distributes hats! Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

It’s Thanksgiving! Lisa draws up a contract. Andy sets up chairs. Paulo steals a ham. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

Believing in yourself, that was your first fuck-up. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Kara goes to the doctor. Joz talks to the police. Andy tries to punch an old man. Paulo makes love to the universe. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Halloween is here. Spookiness and Fear. Fun for all that children call their frightful time of year. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Galaxy Quest! Kara yells at actors! Paulo takes a bath! Joz eats a taco! Andy repairs a spaceship! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

The gang pretend to be actors in a movie portraying actors in a tv show who think they’re in a tv show when they’re really in real life. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Alex Demers – Guy Fleegman Jon Miller – DM

A funny thing happened on the way to the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Selan Vis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Trix Saldana Jon Miller – Orri Nellis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

Rogue 2 is back, and this time it’s got attitude . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Luisa Menzen – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Tim Nolan – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

In which all the players find that circumstances are not quite what they seem. Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Lisa Kopitsky – DM

In which our heroes plot and conspire to find the murderer among them. Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Kara Strait – Mrs. White Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Lisa Kopitsky – DM

In which our heroes arrive at a mysterious mansion at the beckoning of an interested friend. Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Lisa Kopitsky – DM

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Greg Taubman – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Mason Konrad – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM