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The Debaters

CBC·37 episodes

Comedy

The Debaters is the hit show where comedians go toe-to-toe in a battle of laughs and logic. Hosted by award-winning funnyman Steve Patterson, the program is a combustible combination of sharply crafted comedic rants and hilarious ad libs. The engaging format is part stand-up, part quiz show and part comedy competition, with the live audience picking the winners.

Episodes

37 min
Jun 4, 2026Episode 31
Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Should everyone go to therapy?

Is copying the ultimate compliment? This Hour Has 22 Minutes’s Chris Wilson makes a good impression with his pro-plagiarism argument, but Sean Cullen says there’s nothing worse than a cheap imitation of the real thing. Next, we’re asking if everybody needs therapy. Nikki Payne claims we could all use some time on the counselling couch, but Ashwyn Singh refuses to talk it out.Featuring: Chris Wilson, Sean Cullen, Nikki Payne, and Ashwyn Singh.

39 min
May 28, 2026Episode 30
Does dipping sauce complete a meal? Do boycotts work?

This week, we’ve got a saucy question: Is no meal complete without dipping sauce? Matt Falk’s pro-dip argument is a slam dunk, but Charles Haycock claims these sauces just don’t cut the mustard. Then, we’re taking on boycotts. Martha Chaves believes in the power of a boycott, but Abdul Aziz champions other ways to make change.Featuring: Matt Falk, Charles Haycock, Martha Chaves, and Abdul Aziz.

37 min
May 21, 2026Episode 33
Are shopping carts better than baskets? And is an invitation to the cottage the secret to summer fun?

This week, it’s a grocery grudge match when we ask: Are shopping carts superior to baskets? Matt Wright is ready to push his argument for shopping carts, but Jan Caruana brings a well-handled rebuttal in favour of baskets. Next, does nothing beat an invitation to the cottage? Laurie Elliott has her bags packed, but Tamara Shevon is ready to leave cottage life behind.Featuring: Matt Wright, Jan Caruana, Laurie Elliott, and Tamara Shevon.

37 min
May 14, 2026Episode 29
Is London, Ontario superior to London, England? Does Facebook Marketplace rule?

On this week’s new episode, London’s calling, when we pit London, Ontario against London, England. Ron Sparks says Canada's London is a city after his own heart, but Arthur Simeon believes the British version is better. Then, we’re deciding if Facebook Marketplace is the best place to buy and sell. Graham Chittenden gives this platform a five-star rating, but Kaitlin Shuvera refuses to use Meta’s marketplace.Featuring: Ron Sparks, Arthur Simeon, Graham Chittenden, and Kaitlin Shuvera.

35 min
May 7, 2026Episode 32
Is Mother’s Day superior to Father’s Day? Is no one more impactful than a coach?

This Mother’s Day weekend, we’re pitting parental holidays against each other. Dave Hemstad says Mother’s Day is the mother of all holidays, but Elvira Kurt believes Father’s Day is far superior. Next, we’re seeing if a coach is a make or break mentor. Emmanuel Lomuro claims coaches can change lives, but Patrick Dussault is tired of these trainers.Featuring: Dave Hemstad, Elvira Kurt, Emmanuel Lomuro, and Patrick Dussault.

56 min
May 2, 2026
Weekend laughs from The Big Five

The Big Five answers the most pressing question of our time: what are the “Big 5” of any given category? Not the best 5. Not the top 5. Not anyone’s favourite 5. But objectively, the Big 5. In each episode, Donovan Woods, Tom Power, and a celebrity guest tackle new topics and debate things like: what are the Big 5 farm animals? Types of hats? Slang terms for “butt”? Ways to cook a potato? Guys named Paul? Guests in this season include Vivek Shraya, Jordan Canning, William Prince, Lindsay Ell, Elamin Abdelmahmoud and more!More episodes of The Big Five are available wherever you get your podcasts, and here: https://link.mgln.ai/TB5xTD

37 min
Apr 30, 2026Episode 28
Does table service beat a buffet? Is Toronto a great place to live?

In this week’s all-you-can-laugh episode, we’re asking if table service is better than a buffet. Simon Rakoff serves up his best jokes in support of table service but Wassim El-Mounzer is ready to make us believe in buffets. Then, does Toronto offer the best quality of life? Juno award-winner Adam Christie says yes, his city CN Towers above the rest, but Clare Belford thinks the “T-Dot” has lost the plot.Featuring: Simon Rakoff, Wassim El-Mounzer, Adam Christie, and Clare Belford.

35 min
Apr 23, 2026Episode 27
Do millennials make the best parents? Is rain superior to shine?

This week, we’re covering a topic from A to Gen Z. Do millennials win the parenting prize? Levi McCachen says millennials have totally won parenting, but Simon King says other generations do it better. Next, it’s rain versus shine. Charles Haycock says rain rules, but Katie-Ellen Humphries is ready to argue her position with a sunny disposition.Featuring: Levi McCachen, Simon King, Charles Haycock, and Katie-Ellen Humphries.

40 min
Apr 16, 2026Episode 26
Is carpet superior to hardwood? Does nothing beat living in a university town?

Prepare to be floored! This week, we’re deciding if carpet conquers hardwood. Jan Caruana’s on a roll when she argues in favour of carpet, but Sean Cullen says wood floors are best, plank you very much! Then, from London, Ontario, home of Western University, we’re asking: does nothing beat living in a university town? Courtney Gilmour's in-tuition says yes, but Rob Bebenek believes it’s better to live far away from any campus.Featuring: Jan Caruana, Sean Cullen, Courtney Gilmour, and Rob Bebenek.

39 min
Apr 9, 2026Episode 25
Are scammers getting smarter? Should everyone join a book club?

Is avoiding scammers mission imposter-ble? Craig Fay argues that it’s easy to fall for a scam these days, but Elvira Kurt is a born skeptic. Next, we’re talking book clubs. Martha Chaves says they’re a novel idea, but Kyle Brownrigg refuses to join the club.Featuring: Craig Fay, Elvira Kurt, Martha Chaves, and Kyle Brownrigg.

36 min
Apr 2, 2026Episode 26
Shh! Is silence golden? Does a smoothie make a meal?

Is quiet something to treasure? Yumi Nagashima believes in the sanctity of silence, but Charlie Demers is ready to make some noise against that notion. Then, we’re deciding if a smoothie is meal-worthy. Katie-Ellen Humphries is prepared to do some smooth-talking, but Gavin Clarkson refuses to blend.Featuring: Yumi Nagashima, Charlie Demers, Katie-Ellen Humphries, and Gavin Clarkson.

35 min
Mar 26, 2026Episode 24
Are trees overrated? Do you learn nothing from praise?

This week, we’re in London, Ontario, aka “The Forest City” and we’re asking if trees are overrated. Dave Hemstad says yes, it’s time to fir-get our forest friends, but Jon Steinberg believes he’s barking up the wrong tree. Then, we talk about the pros and cons of praise. Kate Davis disapproves of excess approval but Faris Hytiaa is ready to rave about recognition.Featuring: Dave Hemstad, Jon Steinberg, Kate Davis, and Faris Hytiaa.

39 min
Mar 19, 2026Episode 23
Are massages the best? Does a dishwasher beat hand washing?

Everyone likes a massage, right? Emily Woods argues that we all knead one, but Ivan Decker says, “Can’t touch this!” Then, trouble bubbles up when we debate the best way to wash your dishes. Ryan Williams is Team Dishwasher and Sean Devlin is Team Hand Wash - which side are you on?Featuring: Emily Woods, Ivan Decker, Ryan Williams, and Sean Devlin.

38 min
Mar 12, 2026Episode 31
Are jeans the best pants? And is food delivery easier than ever?

Is wearing denim a dream? Stacey McGunnigle is jazzed about jeans, but Myles Anderson says these pants just make him blue. Then, is food delivery a breeze these days? Graham Clark and Lachlan Patterson deliver the goods on ordering eats.Featuring: Stacey McGunnigle, Myles Anderson, Graham Clark and Lachlan Patterson.

35 min
Mar 5, 2026Episode 22
Should we trust influencers? Are electric vehicles the way to go?

Are social media influencers trustworthy authorities? Elvira Kurt argues yes, and she’s prepared to influence us but Andrew Johnston downvotes that idea. Next, we’re debating the switch to electric vehicles. Jacob Samuel’s on board but Julie Kim believes we Musk not do it!Featuring: Elvira Kurt, Andrew Johnston, Jacob Samuel, and Julie Kim.

39 min
Feb 26, 2026Episode 21
Does CBC have the best fans? Are coffee dates great?

The CBC has some great fans, but are they the greatest ever? Charlie Demers thinks yes, and Abdul Aziz says no way. If you’re a CanCon connoisseur, this one’s for you! Next, we tackle coffee dates. Are they the best kind of date? Faris Hytiaa thinks they'll perk you up but Shirley Gnome believes they're actually unromantic. Featuring: Charlie Demers, Abdul Aziz, Faris Hytiaa, and Shirley Gnome

34 min
Feb 21, 2026
Weekend laughs from Because News

Because News is Canada's funniest news quiz. Every week, host Gavin Crawford quizzes comedians and celebrities about the headlines.This week’s guests include Brandon Ash Mohammed, Leslie Seiler, and Emma Hunter. They’re talking about why health-conscious men are eating boy kibble, if Canadian curlers are the real villains at the Olympics, if ‘Janice’ is our best chance at negotiating with the US, and dive into the new awkward controversy that is shocking the ski jumping world.Find and follow to Because News wherever you get your podcasts, and here: https://link.mgln.ai/BNxTD

37 min
Feb 19, 2026Episode 20
Are tourists the worst? Should people stop comparing themselves to others?

We’ve got a debate on tourists that’s fanny-packed with jokes, then, it’s a vali-date with destiny when we discuss comparing yourself to others.Featuring: Myles Anderson, Yumi Nagashima, Graham Clark, and Syd Bosel.

27 min
Feb 12, 2026Episode 19
Should everyone love raisins? And are romantic comedies lovely?

We’re trail mixing it up with a debate on a classically contentious food: raisins. Then, do rom-coms rule? If you’re Bridget Jones-ing for a laugh this Valentine’s Day weekend, don’t miss this one. Note, for all you keen Debaters fans, this episode is from our vaults! Featuring: Deborah Kimmett, Ivan Decker, Katie-Ellen Humphries, and Levi McCachen.(Originally recorded in February 2020)

37 min
Feb 5, 2026Episode 29
Should you raise your family in Winnipeg? And is compromise the best solution?

When it comes to raising kids, does Winnipeg win? And is compromise a happy ending?Featuring: Chad Anderson, Lara Rae, Courtney Gilmour, and Jon Dore.

40 min
Jan 29, 2026Episode 18
Is Ottawa more exciting than Montreal? Are sports the best way to meet people?

Canada’s capital takes on the crème de la crème when we decide if Ottawa is more exciting than Montreal. Then, we’re keeping score on whether it’s best to meet people through playing sports.Featuring: Ron Sparks, Derek Seguin, Rob Pue, and DeAnne Smith.

35 min
Jan 22, 2026Episode 17
Do museums make you smarter? Are rules meant to be broken?

We’ve got a brainy battle on whether museums are the secret to smarts. Then, are rules meant to be broken? Stay tuned for a criminally funny debate.Featuring: Isabel Zaw-Tun, Wassim El-Mounzer, Deborah Kimmett, and Don Kelly.

34 min
Jan 15, 2026Episode 16
Is shawarma the best late-night food? Are parent-teacher conferences important?

We’ve got a meaty debate on whether shawarma is the best midnight meal, then, two comedians school each other on parent-teacher conferences.Featuring: Ali Hassan, Courtney Gilmour, Matt Falk, and Jenny Pue.

35 min
Jan 8, 2026Episode 15
Is a mullet better than a perm? Should we all be prepping for doomsday?

We’re bringing shear brilliance when mullets take on perms, then, be prepared to laugh when we discuss if everyone should become a doomsday prepper.Featuring: Dave Hemstad, Laurie Elliott, Martha Chaves, and Paul Myrehaug.

34 min
Jan 1, 2026Episode 21
Should we all do pottery? And love lineups?

It’s a throwdown when we decide if everyone should take up pottery. Then, should we all love lining up? We get down to the pros and cons of this social practice.Featuring: Jacob Samuel, Brittany Lyseng, Abdul Aziz, and Ryan Williams.

34 min
Dec 25, 2025Episode 19
Are children smarter than their parents? Does nothing beat a talent show?

It’s a battle of the brains when we discuss whether kids are smarter than their parents, then, we’ve got the X-Factor with a debate on talent shows.Featuring: Ivan Decker, Syd Bosel, Sean Lecomber, and Sterling Scott.

37 min
Dec 18, 2025Episode 14
Do candles deserve more appreciation? And is Tom Cruise the greatest movie star?

We’re waxing on about the pros and cons of candles, we feel the need for speed when we ask if Tom Cruise really is the Top Gun.Featuring: Jon Steinberg, Jan Caruana, Adam Cawley, and David Pryde.

37 min
Dec 11, 2025Episode 13
Does every home need a landline? Is Saint John superior to St. John’s?

We’re getting dialed in with a debate on landline phones. Then, we’re pitting two easily confused cities against each other - it’s Saint John, New Brunswick versus St. John’s, Newfoundland.Featuring: Matt Wright, Nikki Payne, James Mullinger, and Peter White.

27 min
Dec 4, 2025Episode 12
Should snowball fights be banned? And is 60 the new 40?

We’re right on target with a debate on snowball fights, then, it’s an ageless discussion on whether 60 is the new 40. Note, for all you keen Debaters fans, this is one from our vaults!Featuring: Derek Edwards, Dave Hemstad, Mike Wilmot, and Deborah Kimmett.

34 min
Nov 27, 2025Episode 11
Are night owls superior to early birds? Does dogsledding bring the excitement?

It’s never too late for night owls to take on early birds, then, we decide if dogsledding is paws-itively thrilling.Featuring: Don Kelly, Yumi Nagashima, Graham Clark, and Jenny Hamilton.

36 min
Nov 20, 2025Episode 10
Is pool superior to darts? Does nothing beat growing up on PEI?

Right on cue, we’re pitting pool against darts. Then, two Prince Edward Islanders go potatoe-to-toe on whether their home province is the best place to grow up.Featuring: Kelly Taylor, Clare Belford, Meg MacKay, and Patrick Ledwell.

33 min
Nov 17, 2025Episode 15
Are baby showers great? Does nothing beat winter in Alberta?

We’re ready to rattle some nerves with a battle on baby showers, then, we’ve got an un-brr-lievably funny debate on Albertan winter.Featuring: Erica Sigurdson, Dakota Ray Hebert, Brittany Lyseng and Ola Dada.

34 min
Nov 6, 2025Episode 9
Is having a plan superior to winging it? Are small airports a delight?

We’re deciding if it’s better to plan ahead or play it by ear, and if we should all get on board with small airports.Featuring: Nour Hadidi, Graham Chittenden, Shawn Hogan, and James Mullinger.

36 min
Oct 30, 2025Episode 8
Are high school friends the best friends you'll ever have? And are nosy neighbours better than noisy neighbours?

We’re deciding if high school friendships are forever, then, it’s no time to be a fencesitter when we debate whether a nosy neighbour beats a noisy neighbour.Featuring: Charlie Demers, Heidi Brander, Lisa Baker, and Derek Seguin.

37 min
Oct 23, 2025Episode 12
Should pickup trucks rule the road? Is the customer always right?

We’re revving up the humour when we decide if pickup trucks are the best kind of vehicle. Then, we’re making the call on whether the customer is always correct. Featuring: Katie Ellen-Humphries, Dan Taylor, Yumi Nagashima and Faris Hytiaa.

32 min
Oct 16, 2025Episode 7
Are podcasts superior to music? Are date nights the key to a good relationship?

It's full stream ahead when we pit podcasts against music. Then, we go to town on whether date nights should be crucial to every couple.Featuring: Erica Sigurdson, Myles Anderson, Kyle Brownrigg, and Kate Davis.We value your input. Fill out our listener questionnaire here!

39 min
Oct 9, 2025Episode 6
Should curling be Canada’s national sport? Is Canada's Thanksgiving better than America's?

We’ve got a stone cold debate on whether curling should be Canada’s national sport. Then, who dishes out a better Thanksgiving, Canadians or Americans?Featuring: John Cullen, Elvira Kurt, Clifton Cremo, and Nathan Macintosh.Fill out our listener survey here. We appreciate your input!

37 min
Oct 2, 2025Episode 5
Is meeting the parents important? And is Victoria, BC cool?

We’re deciding if meeting the parents is a major milestone, and whether Victoria, BC has the cool factor.Featuring: Syd Bosel, Abdul Aziz, Ivan Decker, and Katie-Ellen Humphries.Fill out our listener survey here. We appreciate your input!

35 min
Sep 25, 2025Episode 4
Does Velcro beat laces? Do dress codes at work matter?

We have a fasten-ating debate on Velcro vs. laces, then, we get down to business when we discuss dress codes at work.Featuring: Lisa Baker, Sean Cullen, Chad Anderson, and Brittany Lyseng.

34 min
Sep 18, 2025Episode 3
Is wireless better than wired? And do you actually need a driver’s license?

We’re deciding if Bluetooth just makes you blue, and if everyone should be driven to get a driver’s license.Featuring: Arthur Simeon, Matt Falk, Jackie Pirico, and Derek Edwards.

34 min
Sep 11, 2025Episode 2
Should married couples renew their vows? And is living up North worth it?

We’re deciding if it makes sense to say “I do” all over again, and whether we should give living in the North the cold shoulder.Featuring: Charlie Demers, Erica Sigurdson, Gavin Clarkson, and Quincy Thomas.

35 min
Sep 4, 2025Episode 1
Is 20 Years a long time? And do names need to have meaning?

It’s the premiere of our 20th season! So we’re asking: Is 20 years a long time? Then, what’s in a name? We’re deciding if these signifiers need significance.Featuring: Derek Seguin, Lara Rae, Ola Dada, and Wes Borg.

35 min
Sep 2, 2025
20 Years of Debates: An Anniversary Special!

For the start of our 20th season, we're giving you a behind-the-scenes interview with our host Steve Patterson and Richard Side, creator of The Debaters! We'll be bringing you some of our most unforgettable debates, hearing from your favourite comedians, and getting the facts behind the funny!

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