Stellar Firma

Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year!TranscriptLinks:Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin  Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora    Board game late pledge: www.rustyquill.com/boardgame  RQG and TMA dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/themagnusarchives  TTRPG accessories: https://harpscorp.com/rusty-quill/  TMA RPG: https://www.montecookgames.com/store/product/the-magnus-archives-roleplaying-game/  TMA RPG expansion sign-up: https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/4957ba3d-e68d-4536-ac46-fa32c555fee9/landing  Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill Live Show: https://rustyquill.com/event/ Trice Forgotten: https://rustyquill.com/show/trice-forgotten/ Neon Inkwell: https://rustyquill.com/show/neon-inkwell/  Social LinksFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/therustyquill  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rustyquilluk/  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/rustyquill.com  Threads: <a

This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1Links:· The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dicehttps://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill· Monte Cook - MAG RPGhttps://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preordersSucrabeille – Perfumehttps://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=rSupport us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quillJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUPFor more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"Magnus Music by Sam JonesEdited by Alexander J Newall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!Wave three features: The Hyacinth DisasterMalevolent,Ostium,The Program,What Happened In Skinner,The Sleep/Wake Cycle,WOE.BEGONEand Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill.com  A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-aliveAlso stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.More network shows will be coming soon!While you wait you could revisit:Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. ThompsonThe Deca Tapes by Lex NoteboomHow it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah RodriguezI Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna HussenOld Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam CollinsThe Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClureThe Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna HussenThe Storage Papers produced by Grinner MediaThe Town Whispers by Cole WeaversWe’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc WaylandYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] bonus content on PatreonSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s back!Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amazing charities. See you all there!For tickets visit: https://bit.ly/30PYbzjJoin our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No Love For SpiesNo one understands Hartro and her world...________This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________Content warnings:Alcohol use it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distribut

David's PlaceFor Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall._____This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:FoodAlcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Shareal

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.Join us in welcoming:I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna HussenThe Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClureThe Town Whispers written and directed by Cole WeaversWe're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland ProductionsYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty QuillJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice HourHi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!Hooray!_____This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Propaganda it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:gre

Geistman Productions proudly presents:Time Bots!"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."_____This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Discussions of: policing, deathMentions of: guns, alcoholSFX: distorted sounds it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community

Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episodeWe found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____Content warnings:Alcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://ac

Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar FirmaRhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____Content warnings:UnrealityInnuendo it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and <a href

Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).Content warnings:Zombies & body horrorPhysical violence & injuryInnuendo.Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, foodSFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle.Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie SeatonMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via freesound.org.Additional music:Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: Raving Energy (faster)Link to license:Standard licenseInspired by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: InspiredLink to license: Standard licenseSinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: <a href="https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4369-sinfonia-number-5" rel="noopener

Know Your ShowSo they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: poisoningMentions of: death it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil WarTrexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!Today we learn about: The English Civil War.Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.Content Warnings:Mentions of: innuendo, war it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...Content warnings:Innuendo it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STL Season 3 Outtakes 2What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...Content warnings:Innuendo it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David's Fact Corner #1A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.Researched, written it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stellar Firma Season 3 Q it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: graphic death it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:[email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 76 - Elections and EndingsWonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.Content warnings:Alcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandi

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.Content warnings:Alcohol use it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.RQG dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See

Alex here with an exciting announcement!RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.comNot to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.Join us in welcoming:Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qbYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-network-introducing-our-new-shows/Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous EmpathyPenelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.Content Warning for:Alcohol use it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine SuccourGloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our commun

Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.Content Warning for:Alcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-AdvancementLine Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.Content Warning for:Alcohol use it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill" rel="noopene

Episode 69 - Posturing and ProliferationAlisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingAlcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our communit

Episode 68 - Slides and SassCount Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingAlcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop" rel=

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social MobilityMakvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingInjury (inc. SFX)Alcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and <a href="https://www.

Episode 66 - Nets and New ContributorsStefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArgumentsAlcohol it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquill<

Episode 65 - Apathy and AntagonisationLine Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDepressionArgumentsRestraints it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral CahootsThe Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZContent Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArguments it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop" rel="noope

Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing DreamsAntoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceSnakes & poisonGaslightingDiscussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass deathMentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GLSpecial thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Raphael Cameron, haunted moon, Orionne, Tim, Grace Lang, Avi Critz, Pipe Zellin, Will 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' Casey, Kai, Beppa, Mat Stogner, Aallst, InsideAcesHead, Alexander Jiggles Newall, Mo Dooley, Juliette, Pasticche Candioli, Creagh Dorman, Victoria Taylor, Badgerhat, lewis mac, Lydia Obenshain, Red McKinnley, Lindsey Bradford, justsimplegabby, Victorystorms, urbanforaging, Morgan Gillaspie, Shelbie, Ashlee Duarte, Diana Lopera, Chris Sanders, Jess, HipHarp101, Jay Schriber, Dismas Novoa, Caldkay, Seb.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: NeoSpica, kevinkace, BOAAY, nitramdoh, JoelAudio, kantouth, DWOBoyle & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod.Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-waveLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by v

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot ShowsThe Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingChildhood traumaGaslightingDiscrimination it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/

Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice AdmiralsA client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingEmotional distressAllergic reaction (inc. SFX)InnuendoMentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARBSpecial thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchard-Lukas, Olivia MacRae, Harrison Standley, Amanda Giesler, Tatum Hedrick, Nero, Romilly, ProtectMaHtinSquad, Judith Buxade, Emma Furth, Tori, Alex Dempsey, kate shipley, Courtney Dietz, Heli Claire, mimescreaming, MacKenzie Dodd, Erin Leisure, Jay Kunn, Aubree, Mikaela Kristianous, Micah Rak, Garrett M Beeg, Flynn, Christy Abraham, Lindsay Lutz, Dri Snow, Currie, Benjamin Horne, Lauren HP, Just Heather, Claire Brnjac, Ellis Gallagher, Kit Mitton, Raphael Hawke, mia cm, Leo9roar, Nick Welker, Molly Rose, Daisy Bell.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithVice-Admiral Fun: Maddy SearleKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX:  cumusounddesign, Anthousai  it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/peo

After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingShoutingExistential crisisPhysical violenceEmotional manipulation it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Comm

Episode 59 - Censuses and CoupletsThe Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2sSpecial thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the war over pineapple on pizza is a distraction from the elder gods, TimonTomato, Aroara N, Morgan, Nadeem Cassander, Fiona Cartwright, Meg Petz, LocalDogMom, Alana Haber, Emily Peterson, Sam Blackman, bluehatted, Sam Toby, man door hand hook car door, Lindsey Johnson, Marg McGinnis, Arthur Stjerne, Sam Vest, Jessi Pitts, Emily Apples, Maria Lund, timkonbart, Shell Stowell, fromgloriousjupiter, indiana elepaio, Cerulean Cheesecake, Eli Davis, Sophie Sloane, Laura, Aiden Parziani, Angela Spatz, Simon Panitpakdi Jones, Ian Doherty, Amy Wain, braxxyn, Feather, Kira S, Stag.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-courseLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast

Episode 58 - Ecology and External AssistanceThe client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/taunting  Shouting  Emotional manipulation it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop" rel=

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-HandednessThe client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?Content Warning for: Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingInnuendoShoutingKnives it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and <a href="https://ww

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) ProgressThe client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying/TauntingShoutingInnuendoMentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ijgpgqCSpecial thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ron Dempsey, Ashlee Coles, Cassafrassaian, Pawpotato, Inga Iversen, Grace Tallman, mikey reid-cain, Francesca Monti, Bailey Moore, Katie Dibb, Algie, Julia R., skeetpost, Aline Bischof, Ilse van der Kemp, Valerie Sizemore, Karnessa, quinnntastic, Erin Kemmery, Ldsz, Ciara McGuigan, Danielle Rutkowski, Angel, Sydney Wood, Kaylee Rowena, Ania Trzoch, Murrey uwu, Jay, xpityx, Seb Ponce, Grace Francese, Jemma A., Alexander Nicholas, Bridget Beatty, S Pollock, Basil, Kara Somberg, Jess Marie, Binthibub, Stephanie Anne Sorter, Charlie, Bailey Wind, Tanya Aingeal, Charlotte Hassell, Eli, Maia Cousins, Kris Tuohy, KristinC.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: agaxly, Trollarch2, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, jawbutch, UnplugTheFridge, Inspector J it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com

Management Consultancy Review.Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying / TauntingAlcohol & alcohol consumptionUnhealthy relationshipsDiscussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murderMentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, faintingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/zjtJRopSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Jessica Specht, Natalie Logan, Emily Simmons, Paige Morgan, Clarissa Olivares, Lana Roberts, Emma, Rhiannon Thomas Bourne, Malibustacy, Regan Sanders, Christina, Sir Prahlegod, Trixie McGee, A Brain In A Bucket, Esther Phillips, Annie Shoes, Natasha Tomecek, Maglor, Saturn '- Lynnette, Amaranta Petty, Allison Perrone, Ari Shenanigans, PumkinMilk, McKensie Schepers, Anneka V. Brighton, Jasmine Zeelfreund, Ludo, Marguerite Coles, Katharine Forman, hellotrickster, Riley Alexandre, Rose Johnson, reubenpax, what if you were defenseless, Tara, Biff, The Thing Lurking In The Dirt Under The Streets Of Alexandria, Sarah Anderson, [tips fedora] J'archivist, logan austin, Jem strongeststars Malak, OnaDacora, alex, skyberia, Gabby Figueroa, Zoe Wright, Charlie Morgan Reed, Heather, Nebula Wood, Gillis Lowry and Taylor Jackson.If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: Yuval, misjoc, SpliceSound, mgamabile, vovere, ZoviPoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-waveLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.co

Free Time ManThis one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,I’ve got stuff… I'm fineUp in the morning, find a clean shirt,cuppa hot slurry, out to workMaintenance, that's the game I’m playing,mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,simulated dawn, simulated nightThings gumming up the works there in a flash,recycle unit bust, you don’t need thatDetritus strewn all over this place,here a leg, there a faceThe body horror don’t bother me,I'm here to do a job you seeYou'd think that that would cause me woeYou’d think that would stem my flowWhen it hits the fan, I've got my planI'm a free time man, watch me goPut on a holovid and kick backI’m a free time manSee a friend and have a bit of a laughI’m a free time manRead a book, maybe a chapter or twoI’m a free time manTravel round this station take in the viewI’m a free time manUm, watch another holovid if there’s oneI’m a free time manSee a different friend, I hope that they’re funI’m a free time manOh no I’ve read this book beforeI’m a free time manThey won’t let me travel to certain floorsI’m a free time manEvening time in the Cosmic Lounge,feeling good just got a roundThere's this new cat at the table, won't shut up, don't think he’s ableHis monologue is upsetting the room,talking ‘bout his love for a fish and a broomThe regulars they don’t like that,Sweepy Anne’s still mourning her spratIt’s my free time but just this once,I’ll lent a hand to a needy dunceSaying Harry's the name, lay it on me friend,now stuck in a nightmare that’ll never endI did what I now regret,I talked him off his parapetBut he won't go,Won't take no,Ruin all my flow like a strait jacketStole all my holovids won't give them backFormer free time manMy friends now just point at me and laughFormer free time manNo books for me, he burnt them tooFormer free time manEverywhere on this station he’s spoiling my viewFormer free time manIt feels like I'm never aloneFormer free time manExcept the 20 minutes he’s with his cloneFormer free time manHe’s faked both of our deaths twiceFormer free time manWhy is there no tool to reset my life?Former free time manSo you see, like, to the haters, I’ve got, like, a lot on,like you know, too much. I wish I could sort of drop,drop one of the things. Anyway... yepArtistsDr. Beaver: Band Leader + Synths + BassJJ Perry: Additional Music, Production, Mixi

Survive YouI was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the topThen suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblockWhat did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfullyI get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to meBut it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will seeI will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've goneI will, survive, I will survive youI will, survive, I will survive youIf you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my wayYou're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered awayThe way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleakUnless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a weekGonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learnGonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learnI will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've goneI will, survive, I will survive youI will, survive, I will survive youYou'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive x4(fading out)ArtistsDr. Beaver : Band Leader, Bass, Additional GuitarsJJ Perry: Guitar, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicJenny Haufek: VocalsTim Meredith: Music and LyricsSpecial thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.“Survive You” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more.Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Survive You" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not My Fault It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the timeYou can’t prove that I did that crimeLeave me be; oh let me be freeNo, no, wait come back, don't abandon meEveryone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)That's just a rule of life, this silly gameBut if you try to point that finger here (well)I’ll hit you in the face, then disappearIt's not my fault, that’s not one of my designsI shouldn’t pay these unreasonable finesGive me peace, and sweet releaseWait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs?I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly)I just need all your love and all your regardBut I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibilityIt’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah)It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my faultIt’s absolutely, positivelyTry it and things might get grizzly100 percent, not my fault[gasping for breath]So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board!ArtistsDr. Beaver: Band Leader, BassJJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicTim Meredith: Music, Vocals and LyricsSpecial thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.“Not My Fault” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more.Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Not My Fault" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IMOWHENBoot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nineKeep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from primeKeep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serveIs it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for easeSecurity alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless workKeep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrowI'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smileIMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retractIMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beastsIMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated poolIMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent foolDon’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jamDon’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarmsIt’s fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect just neglect ‘till we end up a wreckIt’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as plannedJust imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh so rapidlyBut no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and foxChin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving bizKeep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chanceIMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retractIMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beastsIMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated poolIMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent foolsShut downArtistsDr. Beaver: Band Leader, Drums, BassJJ Perry: Additional Guitar, Synths, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicImogen Harris: VocalsTim Meredith: Music and LyricsSpecial thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.“IMOWHEN” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit <a href="https://create.acast.com/episodes/a1061183-a6a8-43b0-b074-3015e6b357bc/www.patreon.com/rus

Glad You're Alive(TREXEL)When I first met you, you were a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe you're the one who’ll stay alivePerhaps you’ll be the one to surviveI’ve been hurt before, I know it’s trueBut perhaps it will be different with youLook at you so weak and stupidAnd we both know that the truth isWithout me you’d be dead alreadyRemember the trial you were like “Trexel help me”Bravely I stood and defended your honour If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a gonerI’ve proved my worth ten times overA talent as rare as a forty-leaf cloverIt’s about time you admitted my valueAnd say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!”You should really thank me for my kindness andMy protectionYour part of a very small selectionOf people with whom I’ve really triedI’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive(TREXEL + CHORUS)You are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still alive(DAVID) I first met you, I was a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe he’ll help me in this lifeProtect from dangers trouble and strifeI immediately discovered this wasn’t the caseYou're the most dangerous member of the human raceAn encyclopaedia of drunken liesThe worst example of ‘one of the guys’Without you things would be so much betterI remember the trial; it was like having a fetterYou wandered round yelling things almost at randomAnd the trail only happened because of your tantrum!You’ve proved your selfishness ten times overAn ego as large as a giant supernovaIt’s about time you admitted your foliesand say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!”  (TREXEL)You should really thank me for my kindness andMy protection(DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!)You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection(DAVID: Not even slightly)I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive  (TREXEL + CHORUS) You are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still alive  DAVID (Background During Final Chorus): So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna’ go‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not, you neverlisten to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I, Imight as well leave, just, just, I’m going, right, bye, bye forever,maybe, tomorrow probably, but bye, right now, just, I’m off!  (TREXEL) For now Artists  Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Guitars, Additional Vocals JJ Perry: Keys, Production, Mixing and