Skip to content
Plumbing the Death Star artwork

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio·Hosted by Joel Duscher, Joel Zammit and Jackson Baly·663 episodes

ComedyTvFilmAustralian comedyPop culture hypotheticalsThree-host banterStandalone episodes55-75 minWeekly

An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why listen

Plumbing the Death Star turns pop culture into a weekly thought experiment where three Australian comedians try to solve ridiculous problems in the worst possible way. Episodes are loose, fast, and tangent-heavy, with the fun coming from watching the hosts overthink Batman budgets, Willy Wonka labor law, superhero redesigns, and other nonsense until the premise collapses. It is a strong fit for listeners who like chaotic comedy, comic-book arguments, and movie talk that cares more about the bit than being right.

Series(1)

Episodes

1 hr 1 min
May 31, 2026Episode 646
Could You Survive Opposite Day?

This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll respect you more and think even higher of you than they do now. We promise.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 2 min
May 24, 2026Episode 645
Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?

In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 12 min
May 17, 2026Episode 644
If You Could Have Any If YOU Could Have Dinner With Anyone (Historical) Living or Dead Who Would Who Would You Pick?

It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we have some ground rules: No evil guys and no dinner of poison! Today's episode barely gets away from us as we discuss Wim Hoff and his public enema escapades, donkey sauce and really go after clowns for no understandable reason. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 1 min
May 10, 2026Episode 643
How Would You Become Batman on the Cheap?

This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good looking. Those are the things that are really going to hamper your boys. We do not know how to make things non-lethal nor do we know how to find information about the seedy underbelly of a city. And even if we did, what are we going to do with that?! Listen in as three adult men realise they are well past their prime to learn how to fight, would be beaten by teens and would lose a handsome competition to a dog.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 12 min
May 3, 2026Episode 642
How Would You Win Big Brother (The Reality Show)? with Naomi Higgins

Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by the beautiful and normal Naomi Higgins. Reality TV is pop culture, we dare you to say otherwise and today the gang try and figure out the best way to win Big Brother. They also get into the nitty gritty of Big Brother Up Late, decide what counts as an act of terrorism, and explore how Duscher requires ego death if he's to even have a chance of meeting Gretel Killeen. So listen on, enjoy and do your best to avoid intruders Frank and Oz who wish to do you some serious harm.Go listen to Naomi's podcast 3 Lemons Carcass Out wherever you listen to podcasts. It really is the perfect pop culture podcast. And check out her new show Pathological over at Humdinger Studios on YouTube starting May 7th.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 3 min
Apr 26, 2026Episode 641
How Would You Re-Design Spider-Man? with Adam Carnevale

JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit podcast series 'D&D is for Nerds' to join us instead. Today we examine the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and see how we could re-design that amazing and spectacular wall-crawler. We take the first suggestion of attempting to get a sponsorship from Velcro and really run with it. From the Val-Crow to the Valentine Crow Man, we do our best to avoid getting sued by the general public, Charles Xavier and Val Kilmer's estate before turning on a dime to try and get that lucrative cigarette sponsorship money. Spiders are scary, we do not know why Peter Parker themed himself that way. Is he stupid? Excelsior!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 1 min
Apr 19, 2026Episode 640
Does Willy Wonka Know How to Run a Damn Competition?

Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly possible. Jackson is so hellbent on Charlie becoming Wonka’s heir that he has perhaps forgotten that Willy Wonka is a famous dirtbag, liar and exploiter of workers. Perhaps with an incredible record setting year in chocolate sales, Wonka has picked this moment to scarper with all those funds and then give the key to his “fortune” to some stupid child who was too busy sucking down snozzberries to realise he had been scammed. Charlie is a literal child, he doesn’t know anything about taxes, shareholders or ROI. Two years down the line, he’s going to get a knock on the door while Wonka has disappeared into the wind, laying down on some beautiful island getting his snozzberry slopped off. We’d say not that island, but truth be told, would you be surprised if Wonka’s name appeared on a list? Charlie is going to rot in jail. Idiot child. Just like Jacksom.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 15 min
Apr 12, 2026Episode 639
What if Harambe was Buried in Stephen King’s Pet Sematary? with Prime Mates

This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the etymology of tossing salad, this is an episode where we all learn things. Some are even ape related! Happy APEril! Get tickets to see Matt live in Melbourne (use code GOBANANAS): https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/matt-stewart-and-suren-jayemanne/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Apr 5, 2026Episode 638
Which Green Guy is the Best to Be? with Lauren Bonner

Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to be? There are so many good green guys! There’s Hulk whomst gets purple pants every time he exists. Green Goblin has goblin madness and that could be pretty neat. The Jolly Green Giant! He’s so jolly! Yoda - he gets to live in a swamp! Gamora? Gets to not be in a relationship with Chris Pratt. All wonderful green guys to be and we don’t even discuss these guys this episode! See. It is a good question!If you’re in Melbourne for MICF you should check out Lauren’s show Nobody Can Stop Me From Doing This and check out her website lauren-bonner.comLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 16 min
Mar 29, 2026Episode 637
Lena Moon Asks What Would Be the Worst Super Power to Have During a Job Interview with Joel, Joel and Jackson

Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of whimsy, JD is out for Jackson’s blood before we even start the show and Zammit and Lena have somehow synched up their lives. Don’t forget to Toss the Boss as you enjoy all the wake sandwiches you can eat while we all wait to inevitably replaced by birds. The ADHD in this episode is palpable.Go see Lena’s show Sounds Like a Brag at this year’s MICF, give her instagram a follow and sign up to her newsletter directly from her website lenamooncreates.comLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 14 min
Mar 22, 2026Episode 636
What Modern Day Information Could You Take Into the Past to Exploit for Personal Profit or Financial Gain? with Grin and Dandy

We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time with only the information contained within our rotten brains to try and exploit those past-os for personal profit or financial gain. The only problem is we aren’t clever nor do we retain information well. Zammit tries a harebrained scheme to invent the wheel but gets too caught up in coconuts and doesn’t fundamentally understand how wheels work, Jackson wants to domesticate dogs early and wants to immediately break the rules and bring back a dog, George has a brilliant idea to make a cult and Demi wants to bring back an ear worm which made Zammit think of that horrible film he hates Yesterday so changes his answer to ensuring that he Yesterdays Yesterday.If you’re in Melbourne for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, be sure to check out Grin and Dandy! Check out their website https://grinanddandy.com or follow them on instagram.com/grinanddandy xx o.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 4 min
Mar 15, 2026Episode 635
How Would You Improve the Human Body?

The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and very smart ideas to change things up. Let's take a hard look at our beautiful bodies and just go buck wild with it. Swapping genitals? A little guy that does all our poops for us? A big eye on the top of our head on constant watch for big birds? All this AND Jackson has a weak little mouth on another exceptional episode of what is fundamentally a pop culture podcast.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 7 min
Mar 8, 2026Episode 634
How Would You Handle Having a Clone?

Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum everyone faces when dealing with a clone: which one of us is the butler? Zammit puts a lot on the line with a flip of a coin, JD revolutionises vets and Jackson's biggest problem is both Other Jackson and Himself. Having a clone? No big deal. Remembering the plot of the 6th Day? Now that's hard.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Mar 1, 2026Episode 633
Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly)

In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith from Studio Folly! Who knows NOTHING about X-Men. He didn't even know Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett bones were coated in adamantium. You all better come for him in the comments. They didn't even mention the time after Wolverine got the adamantium ripped from his bones where he turned into a full on cave man, wore a bandana and had no nose. Nor do the mention the time of how he got his adamantium back. You see, at the time, and unbeknownst to the rest of the X-Men, Apocalypse had kidnapped (man-napped? mutant-napped?) Wolverine and pitted him up against Sabretooth (who had been enhanced with adamantium from the arms of the evil mutant Cyber (he had arms coated in adamantium)) to see who would become Death (one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse). Wolverine defeated Sabretooth believing that only bad would come out of Sabretooth becoming Death and so Apocalypse sucked off the adamantium from Sabretooth to give to Wolverine. Even his teeth were adamantium at this point, but that didn't last. He was then made to attack the X-Men and he was all wrapped up in a red headscarf thing and wielded a big scimitar for reasons that are unclear. Probably to hide the fact that no one was supposed to know he was Wolverine as there was another Wolverine on the team, but not like his clone or his son or his clone of a clone, this one was a Skrull (one of those shapeshifting aliens) who was pretending to be Wolverine for some reason that escapes me. Did Apocalypse put him on the team or was that just a sweet coincidence? This was during Apocalypse: The Twelve storyline, which was something that was teased for so long in the comics but ended up being just a terrible mess where Apocalypse wanted to get sucked off into the body of Nate Grey (an alternate reality and all powerful son of Jean Grey and Scott Summers who was kicking it sweet in the 616 universe who later went on to become a mutant shaman, then become a bit of everyone, then he made an alternate reality where sex was forbidden which makes sense as he was tricked by an evil Madelyne Pryor from a different alternate dimension to have sex, which is weird as Madelyne is a clone of Jean Grey, his mum) but Scott Summers pushed him out the way and took his spot, so Apocalypse ended up sucking off Cyclops and then they merged into one guy and then choofed off for a bit to finally come back to cheat on his wife. So you guys better come for them in the comments. Didn't even know their plane was called the Blackbird. IDIOTS.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+

1 hr 4 min
Feb 22, 2026Episode 632
How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?

Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go down in annals of 'lympic fever and JD is so sleepy from all that jet lag and good Italian eating so sorry fellas, no 'lympic orgy for him! He's too busy being so sleepy and not at all stealing your gold medals while you're in the orgy pile. It's the 'lympics, f***ing 'lympicsin the winter, the winter 'lympicsI'm cold, gonna get gold, i'm so coldIt's the 'lympics, the winter 'lympicsI'm gonna compete, i'm going skiingIn the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics it's the f***ing 'lympicsThe winter 'lympics, it's in it-a-la-lyItalian 'lympics, mamma miaAh the 'lympics! The winter 'lympics!Ma ma ma mia, it's the 'lympicsItaliano, ma mamia, cappuccinoWinter 'lympicsYou're gonna win gold, you're gonna be coldIt's the 'lympics, the f***ing 'lympicsLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 3 min
Feb 15, 2026Episode 631
Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless?

Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became Mr Limitless and then eventually, probably, became Mr President (Still Limitless) we think?? Limitless! Take drugs! Have a big think! Fix your life! Maybe if we’d downed some before we hit record we could have come up with something better than Tinker Taylor Tooltime Al. Let us know if you came up with something better.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

54 min
Feb 8, 2026Episode 630
Which Would Be the Worst Toy to Join the Toy Story Universe?

The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if you’re a 5 this is NOT for you)! We want to see your marbles so don’t forget to post your marble selfie and tag us @plumbingpod on instagram and of course, you can always #sendusmarbles to PO Box 7127, Reservoir East in Melbourne, Australia, 3073.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

56 min
Feb 1, 2026Episode 629
Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level?

No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there??Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr
Jan 25, 2026Episode 628
Are Kermit & Miss Piggy Actually In Love?

Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those puppets.Thanks to our special guest Sammy Peterson for joining us. Be sure to check out his special here and check out everything else he does here!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
Jan 18, 2026Episode 627
Whose Shoes Would You Like Mike?

Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 1 min
Jan 11, 2026Episode 626
Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?

I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point...Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 7 min
Jan 4, 2026Episode 625
How Would You Terrorize Gotham?

Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs BatmanLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr
Dec 29, 2025Episode 624
Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)

Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival earlier this year where we are joined by special guest Mr Sunday Movies himself to ask the important questionLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Dec 21, 2025Episode 623
How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?

Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min
Dec 14, 2025Episode 622
Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?

The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of foodLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Dec 7, 2025Episode 621
How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon

The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this podcast to be honest!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Nov 30, 2025Episode 620
What Aspect of Your Life Would Be The Best To Sever? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses, onlyfans rockstar personas, there is truly no limit to the amount of our life we could outsource for no reason whatsoever!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 1 min
Nov 23, 2025Episode 619
Where Would You Hide In A Roofman Situation?

What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they should've called him changing tatum seeing as he was likely in a state of undress when the back ball shot transpired.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Nov 16, 2025Episode 618
If You Put Every Animal In All Of Media Into A Pit... Who Would Survive? With Matthew Jackson

Which animal would you put in the pit?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 23 min
Nov 9, 2025Episode 617
Which Rat Would You Atouille? With Ruby Innes

fellas is it beneficial (in an evolutionary way) to tan your asshole?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Nov 2, 2025Episode 616
Would It Be Easier To Be Human on The Planet of The Apes or An Ape on The Planet of The Humans?

did you guys ever see stuart little? that fucking movie is insane. The cats a pet but stuart the mouse is a person? and he's got a little bedroom and everything. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min
Oct 26, 2025Episode 615
How Are You Getting Let In If You're A Vampire?

hello please let me in, I need a shitLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Oct 19, 2025Episode 614
How Would You Rig A Game Show?

GAME SHOW EPISODE! But also how to commit credit card fraud and also some medical information about pissing cum?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Oct 12, 2025Episode 613
What Would You Bring Out Of The Computer? (Tron Legacy Style)

Does your dog need a tent? Whats the best sleeping set up? do toilets belong in kitchens? somehow, all these questions are answered during this weeks episode, which is about tron (?)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Oct 5, 2025Episode 612
How Would You Coach Your Sports Team To Win? With Matt Stewart

what if your sports team coach was bizarro ted lasso? and he spoke about kicking dogs instead of good things like believing in each other and stuff?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58 min
Sep 28, 2025Episode 611
What Would You Speed (1994) ?

CANS!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 19 min
Sep 21, 2025Episode 610
Which Minecraft Mob Would Make The Best Step Son?

Don't listen to this with your step dad because it might get real awkward. Also, Johnny Baby is eating the walls.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Sep 14, 2025Episode 609
What Would Be The Worst Thing To “Honey, I shrunk The…”?

They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Sep 7, 2025Episode 608
Does The Gambler In Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler' Give You Good Advice?

Strap in for Plumbing the Meta Star!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

48 min
Aug 31, 2025Episode 607
How Would You Defeat Christine, The Famously Alive Car?

Jackson read a book so now he has to explain it badly to all of us and the boys need to figure out how to murder this car asapLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 11 min
Aug 24, 2025Episode 606
How Would You Stop The Dinosaurs From Going Extinct?

Would you make a smart dinosaur? Would you have sexual relations with a dinosaur to slowly breed dinosaurs with human intelligence? What would Oppenheimer think about time travel? Believe it or not, these questions will all receive confusing, stupid answers in today’s episode!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 13 min
Aug 17, 2025Episode 605
Which Animal Would Be The Worst For Humanity In An Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' Scenario?

Would you straight up fuck a rat? believe it or not, that's what's being discussed here for some reason? Also there's some fun stuff about two monkey's escaping a van or something. Have fun!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 2 min
Aug 10, 2025Episode 604
Which Superpower Would You Use To Win Big At The Casino?

Would you be a puddle? Would you fuse yourself into a horse and put all your shapeshifter pain receptors in your human/horse balls? Who knows? The world is your oyster. But one thing is certain: Jackson doesn’t know how a casino works.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 15 min
Aug 3, 2025Episode 603
Would You Join The Rebel Alliance? (Revisited)

STAR WARS TIME! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 15 min
Jul 27, 2025Episode 602
Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited)

Happy 600-3! That sounds like some sort of terminator name or something. Anyways, this one is somehow mostly about drugs and boners but if that's not what you expect at this point then idk what to tell you.Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 6 min
Jul 20, 2025Episode 601
What's The Best Use of Time Travel? (Revisited)

Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 4 min
Jul 13, 2025Episode 600
What If Batman Was Man-Bat? (Revisited)

an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600!Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 8 min
Jul 6, 2025Episode 599
What's The Worst Super Power Your Best Man Could Have? With Matt Stewart

Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"? Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps herehttps://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/Check out Matt Stewarthttps://linktr.ee/MattStewarthttps://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 5 min
Jun 29, 2025Episode 598
How Would You Use The Thing Ring For Financial Gain or Personal Profit?

SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your carLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 hr 10 min
Jun 22, 2025Episode 597
How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors?

For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reviews

No reviews yet.

Listening context

Casual listening
Best for: commutes, long drives, housework, workouts
Tone: chaotic, irreverent, conversational, silly

Discussion (0)

No comments yet. Be the first to start the discussion!