Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Nova Star. We talked about all the toilet talk, Spanners a robot, Ronald Raygun, and that’s one way to end a movie.

This week we watched Deathstalker. We talked about the castle and its spa parties, more pigman people, Munkar’s strange creature that never gets explained, and that’s some magic trick!

This week we watched Frankie Freako. We talked about this guys poor wife, fart soda, freak world, and shabadoo!

This week we watched Hubcap. We talked about another movie with a dead dad, hubcap throwing rocks, that tattoo, and this movie forgot it’s about a killer hubcap!

This week we watched Office Games. We talked about horny Cindy, great name hunglikekong, boobs as weapons, and are those ninjas?

This week we watched Rippy. We talked about choosing to hunt this thing at night, Maddie’s plan, this dumb dead dad stuff, and are there other zombie animals?

This week we watched Panman. We talked how he sees, he hates pesto, is that Kato Kaelin, and that death in the kitchen is amazing!

This week we watched Commando Ninja. We talked about the many rip-offs of other movies, so many flashbacks, wait…dinosaurs, and that amazing ex wife kill.

This week we watched Uranus Attacks. We talked about things getting messy in Uranus, ass-simulated, the jogging scene, and that’s a bad kitty!

This week we watched The Leprechauns Curse. We talked about how dumb this Leprechaun looks, the bad kills, keeps leaving his gold everywhere, and that awkward weird flirting scene.

This week we watched Tusk. We talked about this being the first in a trilogy, we give out urinal tips, the full reveal haunting us the rest of our lives, and his gf and friend are jerks.

This week we watched Horny Teenagers Must Die. We talked about another dong chopped off, this cabin sucks, when to tell someone you’re knocked up, and this ending is dumb

This week we watched Solarbabies. We talked about roller skating in the future, what they’re doing at this orphanage, this place must smell, and what’s the deal with Bodhi?

This week we watched Chairman of the Board. We talked about that opening baby scene, lunch date, this tv dinner invention, and why in the world does this movie end the way it does??

This week we watched…I’m not typing all that again… and we talked about how Harvey is irresistible, erectoprod, alien orientation, and the amount of horny in this movie!

This week we watched I was a Teenage Wereskunk. We talked about the movie inside the movie, the greasy cheetah, robot cop, and that costume!

This week we look back at all the bad movies and pick our top 5 from favorite character to favorite kill and more

This week we watched Birdemic: Shock and Terror. We talked about the birds sound like planes, bad cgi, the “acting”, and we try to decide if this is the worst movie yet!

This week we watched The Burbs. We talked about how bonkers this neighborhood is, sardines, definitely no HOA, and that twist ending.

This week we watched Slaxx. We talked about jeans that clean up blood, not calling for help, dancing jeans, and I guess the jeans get away with it.

This week we watched Tomcat Angels. We talked about the bad sound, bad rescue plan, we try to figure out what this movie is about, and Callie’s awful escape attempt.

This week we watched Ghoulies go to College. We talked about the panty raid, don’t read books out loud, Miller Lite, and do we like talking Ghoulies or not?

This week we watched FP3: Escape From Bako. We talked about trying to figure out what is happening, we still love the way they talk, preparing to beat off, and FP4 is already made!

This week we watched Piranha 3DD. We talked about Chet’s death, gun leg, another dong gets taken out, and we’d both watch The Hoff as Fish Hunter!!

This week we watched Trancers 4: Jack of Swords. We talked about Jack being great as usual, dong punching, slow motion scene, and banging someone to save their life!

This week we watched Encino Man. We talked about Dave’s pool, Link eating the frog, Daves jail call that backfires, and where does this movie go after that ending??

This week we watched Monster Force Zero. We talked about space car and garage, dinosaur, Yeti boots, and the aliens came back quickly!

This week we watched Mr Nanny. We talked about how awful these kids are, limo ejector seat, header into a pool, and how did that guy fly into space??

This week we watched Ready to Rumble. We talked about eating lunch on a septic truck, truck crash, Sal Bandini, and hummer with a hot tub.

This week we watched Popeye’s Revenge. We talked about all the eyeballs popping out, Popeye likes bewbs, we need spinach, and uh, can Popeye die??

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This week we watched Tongue Girl. We tried (but had technical problems) to talk about missing scenes that would help, the dogs, Candy…using her tongue, and were so glad it talked!

This week we watched 2-Headed Shark Attack. We talked about hitting a shark with a boat, giant wave, the plan to kill it, and we don’t know where this thing came from!

This week we watched The Invisible Raptor. We talked about Chance the Raptor, Dusty Peters, pooping on command, and that old lady really gets it!

This week we watched Ghost Shark. We talked about these fishing “supplies”to start the movie, pool shark, rain shark, and that water cooler scene!

This week we watched The Yorkie Werewolf. We talked about the farts, vampower, the costume, and whatever this Yorkie werewolf voice is!

This week we watched Old Dogs. We talked about Travolta being horny, taint tanning, medication mix up, and the gorilla likes Seth Green!

This week we watched The Librarian: Question for the spear. We talked about Flynn’s mom setting him up on a date at the house, Pandora’s box needs more security, Nicole’s name is Nicole Noone, and Bob Newhart beating people up.

This week we watched Evil Toons. We talked about

This week we watched Stay Tuned. We talked about the napper crapper, Duane’s Underworld, the cartoon mice is great, and that weird Salt N Pepa full music video.

This week we watched Meth Gator. We talked about underground swamp meth lab, Grady’s dumpy restaurant/motel, Meth kayak, Anna should be a drug lord, and making out in front of your dad.

This week we watched Sausage Party. We talked about crotch feelings, talking used rubber, the douche, and that’s quite an ending!

This week we watched Idle Hands. We talked about Anton living in the attic, working the drive-thru, surviving a car falling on you, and that alternate ending is wild!

This week we watched Space Milkshake. We talked about space bubble baths, Gary’s mutation, Val’s long insult of Anton, and that’s a weird pace to plug something in!!

This week we watched President’s Day. We talked about wheelchair zombies, Taft in the tub, Christopher Columbus, and James K. Polk banging Ashley!

This week we watched Hard Hunted. We talked about radio station hot tub, waiting until morning, bad guy gets away, and we both would love to work at KSXY!

This week we watched Crabs! We talked about d.j crab, Radu, giant robot, and it’s bucket of cats time!

This week we watched iGirlfriend. We talked about Lilly coming to life, Desiree is awful, Lilly updating, and that insane ending!

This week we watched My Bloody Valentine. We talked about pick axe fun, jeans-no underwear, Sarah is an awful girlfriend, and FU movie with that ending!