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20 min
Jun 3, 2026Episode 501
S3 Ep501: CCOP: Stalkers

In todays "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS discusses Sabrina Carpenters stalker showing up on her ring camera and all the crazy celebrity stalkers that came before him. Plus DCS talks Kanye breaking world records, plays "Who's Lying" and Dana tell us all how she fell in front of 2,000 ppl .

20 min
Jun 2, 2026Episode 500
Bride Predicts Future Husband at Age Four?

How did she know who she was gonna marry? You have to hear this! Plus DCS talks the new Diddy sex tape that leaked and Jay Z taking shots at Drake, Kanye, and Nicki.

11 min
Jun 1, 2026Episode 499
When Do You Start Sharing Bank Accounts?

Some say laying down with another is the closest you can get to another human being. DJ Automatic says sharing bank accounts is way closer! Sharing finances, when did you and your significant other start sharing accounts?

12 min
May 30, 2026Episode 498
What in the 1900's is Going On?

Its a blast from the past! They're bringing something back from the 80's and 90's and DCS isn't mad about it all!

15 min
May 29, 2026Episode 497
DIDM Breakdown: She's Jealous of his Female Barber

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a woman who can't keep it together over her boyfriend going to a hot woman for a haircut. Is she justified in feeling threatened by her? Plus DCS talks Drake surpassing Michael Jackson in the record books. Does it even count because of streaming numbers today?

17 min
May 27, 2026Episode 496
Gary Owen is on the Dana Cortez Show

Gary sits down with DCS for the first time to talk the state of comedy, his recent divorce and bad hotels.

14 min
May 26, 2026Episode 495
Did DJ Automatic Just Say His and Dana's Relationship is Boring?

No he didn't! You have to hear his explanation for this blasphemy! Plus Seer Mari gives us all a spiritual reading for the week.

10 min
May 23, 2026Episode 494
DCS Quickie

Phone: 833-730-3271@danacortezshow on IG/TikTok/FB/YouTube@danacortez@djautomatic@anthonyacomedy

16 min
May 22, 2026Episode 493
DIDM Breakdown: He Can't Work Because He Can't Find the "Right" Job

In todays "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is going through it because her man has not worked in six months! Plus DCS gives an update on Punch the Monkey and its not good!

19 min
May 21, 2026Episode 492
BEST and WORST Graduation Speeches of All Time!

DCS is breaking down grad speeches and highlighting some of the biggest and brightest from this years graduating class! Plus DCS talks getting a refund in 2026, frogs in salad and Will Ferrell is telling us who is favorite rapper is.

17 min
May 20, 2026Episode 491
CCOP: Three Yr Old Saved From Kidnapper!

Today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story has a happy ending! You have to hear how these truck drivers saved this little girl! Plus DCS talks Dak Prescott out with one of his ex's bridesmaids, when to unpack your bags and plays "Who's Lying" with a listener.

15 min
May 19, 2026Episode 490
The Science is in! Should You Shower in the Morning or Night?

DCS is debating the big topics backed by science today! Plus DCS talks the importance of being flexible on date nights, Drake's new album and Dana's lack of parking abilities.

18 min
May 18, 2026Episode 489
IceMan is Here!

DCS is talking the new Drake albums! Plus DCS talks Cookies, Druski hosting the BET Awards and Seer Mari gives a listener a reading and the rest of us a spiritual reading for the week.

15 min
May 15, 2026Episode 488
DIDM Breakdown: Don't Ever Beg!

The moral of today's "Down in the DM" breakdown is that no man or woman is worth you begging for them to come back to you. Plus DCS talks Drake releasing "IceMan"

18 min
May 14, 2026Episode 486
Dana and Auto's Daughter is Moving Out!

Avamatic is leaving the dorms and going back home for the summer and she has a bone to pick with her Mama Dana Cortez! Plus DCS talks flying cabs, Jamie Foxx having another kid, and the lack of exercise Americans are getting.

9 min
May 14, 2026Episode 487
Comedian Desi Banks is on The Dana Cortez Show

Desi Banks checks in with DCS to talk his new projects, football being his inspiration and working with Bad Bunny on the Super Bowl halftime show.

17 min
May 13, 2026Episode 485
What in the Whataburger is Going On?!

Did you see that video from Whataburger yet? If not DCS will tell you all about it. Plus DCS talks Drake and Kendrick possibly teaming up again, sleeping etiquette and plays "Who's Lying" w/ a DCS listener.

19 min
May 12, 2026Episode 484
DCS Quickie

DCS is catching us all up on everything they did for Mothers Day and Dana is bringing something back to her wardrobe.

16 min
May 11, 2026Episode 483
How Much Do You Spend on a First Date?

Food, gas. and just life in general is expensive. What's the proper amount to spend on a first date? Plus Seer Mari gives a reading and spiritual forecast for us all.

10 min
May 9, 2026Episode 482
Moms Tell DCS What They Really Want for Mother's Day

Its time to celebrate your Mama! DCS has some idea on what to do if you already have something or you're still looking.

18 min
May 8, 2026Episode 481
DIDM Breakdown: Mom's Involved in the Marriage

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS is talking about meddling mother in laws. We know your intention is good it just makes the relationship so much harder Mom! Plus DCS talks Dana being famous and why Dana thinks Kyle and Timmie are getting married soon.

17 min
May 7, 2026Episode 480
Missing Grandma Found! You'll Never Guess Where

DId your Grandma go missing recently? We might know where she is! Here's a hint, she didn't leave the house. Plus DCS talks to DCS listeners about the Down in the DM that involved a massage therapist.

19 min
May 6, 2026Episode 479
CCOP: Ketamine Queen Sentenced in Matthew Perry Death

In today's 'Cray Crime of Passion" story DCS revisits the tragic passing of Matthew Perry and how much time the doctor who prescribed the drugs will serve. Plus DCS talks Meta Gala's best and worst looks, BBL look being over and plays "Who's Lying" with a DCS listener.

19 min
May 5, 2026Episode 478
When Quitting School Goes Right!

It usually doesn't work out this way but DCS has a story of a person who quit school and it all worked out. Plus DCS talks Selena Gomez and Becky G hangin, Drake album promo, and Spirit airlines closing down.

20 min
May 4, 2026Episode 477
How High is Gas Gonna Go?! Can We Still Afford to go on Vacation?

It's not looking like those gas prices are coming down anytime soon! DCS has some solutions so you can still go on vacay this summer. Plus DCS talks Devil Wear Prada 2, gets a spiritual forecast from Seer Mar and Anthony tell us about his latest late night rendezvous.

12 min
May 2, 2026Episode 476
Natural Child Birth vs Epidural

Dana is talking with listeners about their birthing experiences! Plus DCS talks Nelly's assault charges and Dana gives an update of the woman's stolen rings.

15 min
May 1, 2026Episode 475
DIDM Breakdown: Does "I Love You" Mean You're Committed?

According to Dana if you say "I love you" it means you're an item. DCS debates it all in the "Down in the DM" breakdown. Plus DCS talks Kris Jenners face lift backlash.

20 min
Apr 30, 2026Episode 474
Alert! New Zelle Scam!

DCS is telling us about a new scam you need to be on the lookout for! Plus Dana gets accused of stealing, is Disney banning influencers? and a down in the dm follow up about blended families.

17 min
Apr 29, 2026Episode 473
CCOP: Selena's Husband Reveals His Favorite Song

In today's CCOP story DCS looks back on the assassination of Selena. Plus DCS plays "Who's Lying" w/ a listener, gets an update on Meg the Stallion after the break up and Anthony A has a new trade.

17 min
Apr 28, 2026Episode 472
Should You Drink Coffee Before or After Brushing Your Teeth?

DCS is asking the existential questions of the universe today! Plus DCS talks monitoring your kids on social media, Meg the Stallions break up with Klay Thompson and did you see how much they are charging for World Cup tickets? Its wild!

20 min
Apr 27, 2026Episode 471
Misunderstanding Can Take on a Life of Their Own

You ever think right about something and you find out you were completely wrong? That can be embarrassing and hilarious!  Plus DCS talks Beyonce house, Ludacris's new music and chivalry not being dead.

16 min
Apr 25, 2026Episode 470
DIDM Breakdown: He's Ashamed of her Job.

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is having problems because the man in the relationship doesn't want to take his girl to his office parties because he's ashamed of what she does. Plus DCS Anthony learning spanish and a man that lives on 11k a year.

11 min
Apr 24, 2026Episode 469
Ludacris Talks Fast & Furious, New Music and Keys to a Long Marriage w/ DCS

DCS had a hilarious convo with Ludacris who tell us all about his new music, his funny new video thats coming and the keys to maintaining a marriage in the entertainment industry.

16 min
Apr 23, 2026Episode 468
Turn Your Disability Into Your Super Power

KC Concepcion is gaining major respect for using his platform to inspire others with speech impediments, proving his voice is just as strong as his projected first-round NFL draft status. Meanwhile, Eminem reached a massive personal milestone by celebrating 18 years of sobriety this week. On the lifestyle front, experts are highlighting why "girls' nights" are essential for mental health and identity. Finally, Anthony A is navigating a messy situation where his partner is refusing to accept their breakup, a reminder that ending a relationship is a personal choice rather than a mutual negotiation.

17 min
Apr 23, 2026Episode 467
CCOP: What Happened to the Neighbors

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS talks about a couple that was missing for 2 years before anyone in the neighborhood noticed they weren't around. Plus DCS talks Drake dropping "Ice Man" and plays "Who's Lying with a listener.

16 min
Apr 22, 2026Episode 466
Find Love on the Lonely Weiner Wall

Being lonely sucks! A weiner spot is trying to help you find love! Plus DCS talks having friends in town and pretending to like something because you like the person.

12 min
Apr 20, 2026Episode 465
Is Dana a Karen?

Dana is having a neighbor war! Is she in the wrong or is the neighbor? Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives a listener a reading and the rest of us are getting a spiritual forecast for the week.

14 min
Apr 20, 2026Episode 464
DIDM Breakdown: He Stayed One Night and Never Left!

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a woman that had a man stay the night and never left. How does she get him off her coach? Plus DCS discusses a man that bought a raffle ticket and got a priceless piece of art.

21 min
Apr 16, 2026Episode 463
Why You Shouldn't Give Into Your Kids Picky Eating Habits

Is your kid a picky eater? Do you go out of your way to serve them only what they like? DCS has a new study that they are sharing that might have you think twice about giving in to your kids picky eating habits. Plus DCS talks cooking at home, a rat in a can and is it okay for a friend to hang with an ex?

19 min
Apr 15, 2026Episode 462
CCOP: Following Up on the Story of US Representative Tony Gonzalez

Tony Gonzales officially announced his resignation. DCS recaps the story on how he got here and what lead to a young woman taking her own life. Plus DCS talks Kanye fighting, plays "Who's Lying" with a listener and is the Chappelle Show coming back?

20 min
Apr 14, 2026Episode 461
Guys, No One Wants to see Your Pickle Pic

You get it right? One woman wrote a song about it and now she is nominated for song writer of the year. You have to hear the song. Plus DCS talks Justin Bieber at Coachella, the Astronauts coming back and Britney Spears checked herself into rehab.

17 min
Apr 13, 2026Episode 460
Are You Robophobic?

If you're asking what's "Robophobic" you're not alone. You might just be a  lil robophobic if you refuse to take those driverless cars but after hearing this story it might be justified. Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives a listener a spiritual reading, talk working under pressure and is Benifer back on?

12 min
Apr 10, 2026Episode 459
DIDM Breakdown: Couples Therapy isn't Working

In todays Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple who was in therapy and still cant find a solution to their problems. Plus Dana and Auto try to explain what ED medicine has to do with their sick cat.

17 min
Apr 9, 2026Episode 458
Too F*t to Fly

If you're a big person should you have to buy two seats? A woman is going after the airlines for making her buy a second seat because the seat belt extender didn't fit. Is this fair? Plus DCS talks Kanye getting canceled in the UK and a man who trained for 20 months for his daughters wedding.

20 min
Apr 8, 2026Episode 457
CCOP: He Sold Her Wedding Rings. Is it a Crime?

In todays Crazy Crime of Passion story DCS talks about a couple that had some infidelity going on and the man in the relationship decided to sell her rings. He paid for them Is it a crime that he sold them? Plus DCS talks Offset being shot, Anthony calling girls Spongebob as a compliment and DCS plays "Who's Lying" w/ a listener.

20 min
Apr 7, 2026Episode 456
Whats the Appropriate Age for Social Media?

DCS is talking social media responsibility after the landmark trials against Meta in New Mexico and California. Plus DCS talks Artemus II, Dak Prescott's custody battle and cooking for under $10!

18 min
Apr 6, 2026Episode 455
He Borrowed Money. She Divorced Him

Is borrowing money from the bank without asking your partner grounds for divorce? Plus DCS talks Rihanna husband ASAP Rocky taking care of the bills even though shes a billionaire and Seer Mari gives us all our spiritual forecast for the week.

14 min
Apr 3, 2026Episode 454
DIDM Breakdown: He's Spending All Their Money on Pokémon

In today's "Down in the DM" Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that was missing money. Come to find out her man has a new addiction and they come in card form. Plus DCS talks about an IVF family 'mishap" and April Fools pranks.

17 min
Apr 2, 2026Episode 453
Which State Cheats the Most?

The numbers are in! Which state is doing the most dirt. Plus DCS talks about a Judge that has gone viral for being rude to his co-workers.

21 min
Apr 1, 2026Episode 452
CCOP: Cornhole Champion Turned M*rd*r

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS looks into an ongoing case of the quad amputee cornhole champion accused of shooting his best friend. Plus DCS talks Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child son winning a bodybuilding competition, Netflix prices and plays "Who's Lying" w/ a listener.