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WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves ... HOWEVER! Since the four first-round CFP games are all on campus and not “really” bowl games, we’re doing a semi-traditional preview episode here. Don’t worry, it’s still mostly stupid Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

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WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

1d ago

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

2d ago

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

2d ago

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

2d ago

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

3d ago

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves. Who decides what "deserves" means? We do! Thank you for asking Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Dec 10

We'll get to the playoff bracket and its fallout, but not before we solve the problem of testing cosmetics on animals Fine, the bracket, whatever, we're all mad at the wrong things SitaKey shipping update Why do we keep acting like the playoff committee is smart when they keep putting Jeff Long on it Let's look at this next smattering of postseason football contests, why don't we Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David Cook DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Dec 3

You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argument George Blindness, explained Remembering Mark Stoops topping all those basketball coaches DJ Durkin's staying at Auburn! Gross! Pete Golding's staying at Oxford! Whatever! Michigan State's 48-hour Only Stick Challenge Fired Coaches Draft update Bob Chesney, great news: The worst part of the UCLA job is the job Penn State why did you try the cookie people Nebraska doesn't have enough guys to get clogged up Which football team is "a rave with hotdogs" Plus! Conference championship and playoff game previews Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Nov 26

Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops? Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller? Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situation NEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKED In keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the Moon Philly Meat Heist The ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski Disaster Introducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake? How to display dominance at the dessert table Mashed potato muffins: Teach the controversy Grandpa hands math problem Host Thanksgiving disasters, updated AirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller lies A family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yours The most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster" Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest state Many Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosen Actually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhere A "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster [is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movie Honoring Little Miss Fore Under Five Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Nov 19

Space crime update We would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coaches Ole Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for them Lane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode drops Pop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this time A proud moment in hating pays off for Spencer Surber unburdens himself about the Air Bud reboot The dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenarios Plus! The week 13 college football slate This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Nov 12

A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debate Ryan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about that! There's some RFK voice work in here, which is practically indistinguishable from the glitching. You are welcome Crime Blotter: Pinellas County woman goes 2 hot Series of Charlotte-based warnings dispensed James Bond continuity issues, solved Brian Kelly buyout lawsuit drama, dissected with an amount of seriousness that may surprise and/or dismay you Plus! The week 12 college football slate This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Nov 5

The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly Roll True-life country songs Is ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decide Do horses move? Asking for one of our hosts Spencer welcomes a new addition to the family The long-awaited sequel to Business Prison Plus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACC This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Shutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Oct 29

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inscrutable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here Meanwhile, in the episode itself: French heist updates! Yes, multiple heists. No, besides that one We're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist! Yes, we are aware it is technically still October This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Oct 22

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your SPOOKY DISASTERS to this online submission form. Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Let's catch up with the coaching carousel! This discussion almost immediately turns carnal! It's not our fault Bobby Petrino's involved! Now we have a soundboard. Ho-Ho-Ho Local business reporting from Ryan Guy Fieri Tequila Heist Update (warmup heist) Main event heist: obviously the Louvre thing Auburn trivia! Come alone do not bring weapons Thanks for the entertainment, Florida State, whatever it is you've done lately Plus a look ahead to the college football games of Week 9 This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast After Dark theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Oct 15

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to this online submission form. Meanwhile, in the episode itself: When is a water jug not a water jug? And what is the most dangerous sandwich to consume after drinking to the point your own blood could be legally classified as a controlled substance? Fired Coaches Draft update, wherein Spencer shares a surprisingly deep collection of Trent Dilfacts ™ Today in Convincing Statements From Bill Belichick "Was that coaching or was that RICO?" Motivational archaeology with Rex Ryan Sports news from Busytown Looking ahead to the Week 8 college football schedule (welcome back, Every Weeknight Football) ACC Friday Night Games: You're Not Better Than This This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Chris Watkins DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Oct 8

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com . You can leave them other places as well, but we're much less likely to see them Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Previously, on Monday Night Football Many accents are attempted in this episode. As usual, the NFL is to blame It's Middle Earth Prostate Health Awareness Week Paging through WRAL's latest UNC football reporting Pause for intermission: Let's all compare head sizes Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear You know who else has no defense? Penn State, come over here and take your medicine Oh he's "Billy" again to Spencer, this is gonna be fun Midseason update from coaches Hall and Kirk Look ahead to Week 7 (Here's those UCLA war crimes notes ) PLUS! Making travel arrangements for Wake Forest-Oregon State, live on air Secret Ryan Nanni Jags reaction footage provided courtesy of Ryan's loving wife, an angel of this earth This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino The Shutdown Fullcast is sponsored with relentless intensity by Homefield Apparel

Oct 1

Bobby's back, y'all ( called it ) It's the end of September, and it's time to crown the teams and players we are glorying in right now and will possibly forget all about before November Looking ahead to the Week 6 college football schedule Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber This episode's theme song arranged and performed by Bats Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcasts, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends again, treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Sep 24

Mike Gundy got fired on a Tuesday Spencer explains the legalities of the Tulsa Tussle and other Oklahoma labor laws How firing Mike Gundy is a lot like noodling Jason solves the problem by throwing a grenade at it. (Which problem? All of them.) Holly saves American transit and the ACC at the same time The new SEC Schedule preserves Mississippi State/Alabama at all costs Week five: Actually massive to the point of sensory overload. You'll live. This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme by Corey Cunningham Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz , and his new show, Podcasterino Run and do not walk to read Jason's critically acclaimed novel Hell Is A World Without You DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter mostly about football until it's not

Sep 17

Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overnight midseason firing better We are no better at identifying Clay Helton's face or age than we used to be, as it turns out Lotta accents in this episode, we're gonna warn you right now The cure for male loneliness, revealed Here's the aquatic Disney heist photo Ryan wants you to have Folks, have you heard about this exploding Costco wine Scotland Appreciation Time The doink, re-envisioned Coach firing draft update: Will Ecked be the new Croomed? Accidental Clemson Appreciation Time Which host introduces the concept of "Jon Gruden Pizza Sex Party"? The answer may surprise you! The last 15 minutes are mostly about college football, promise Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matt Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not

Sep 10

Week 2 of the college football season approaches. With at least ten games yet to be played for all teams, it’s time to decide which coaches are going to be fired. Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not

Sep 3

Not a lot to talk about following Week 1 but we’ll try our best Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Spencer also writes Channel 6, his own year-round newsletter , which is mostly about football unless it's not Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 27

A review of Week 0, the college football soft open Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"? Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"? Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 20

How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or for Jason and Spencer watch the new War of the Worlds "movie" Time at long last for the return of everybody's favorite segment, "read this week's schedule aloud" Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related loot Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 15

You might have heard, but Michigan won the Charity Bowl again this spring. In celebration of that fine victory and the extension of Michigan's historic Charity Bowl winning streak, the EDSBS Extended Universe delivered three prizes for the enjoyment of our wealthy and generous donors. Two of these rewards were live events, held in Ann Arbor in June and in Atlanta in July. Here is the third and final token of our boundless appreciation for the Charity Bowl community and this year's record-shattering fundraising haul: One hourlong bonus episode in which notorious Michigan foil Steven Godfrey has to say nice things about the Wolverines. To make matters worse, he's actually sincere. It's weird for us too, but here we are! Also appearing in this episode is actual UM degree-holder, erudite ball-knower and dear friend Jane Coaston, who joins Ryan, Spencer, and Holly to drag Godfrey through the cleansing waters of Lake Michigan. Together, we celebrate the madness of the 2024 college football season and welcome Wolverines home to their true spiritual stomping grounds: The SEC. Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 13

A comprehensive exploration of the retail ham space Matt Stafford gets his Goop on Believe it or not it's a pretty straightforward path from there to the live frog in Russell Wilson's pillowcase Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , mostly about football until it's not Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 9

Wwwwwwwelcome! to a MINIATURE SATURDAY SHUTDOWN FULLCAST PRESEASON SURPRISE You might have guessed from the episode title, but this here is our guide to the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo What is the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo ? Listen to the episode! Check out alleged other podcasts Phantom Island and Split Zone Duo to learn about the rest of the tour That thing about Alex's wedding is not a joke, btw Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , concerning football and also unfootball things As always, visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Aug 6

In this season of change, in this time of turmoil, the show returns to its roots (they're on the moon) HOT WASPS IN YOUR AREA?? Introducing Season 5 of the Shutdown Fullcast, only at FREE LIFE INSURANCE DOT HORSE Spencer has a game, which comes with a sound effect we were not warned about in advance and bear no medical liability for. Please enjoy listening to the rest of the hosts experience that for the first time as you yourselves experience it in real time. There is also a voice. This is your only warning Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by north-without-end Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend. Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino Listen to Phantom Island , Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter , concerning football and also unfootball things Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Jul 30

Let's join hands and figure out how to sneak Ryan into Hulk Hogan's funeral (for work) Inventing a new pasta (for men) Hot January is here, and it's awful Which coaches would we rather see run for Senate than Derek Dooley? Turns out it's "most of them" Let's reexamine some things we thought we knew about the Little Mermaid Coming Attractions: The Hawgronomicon Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by David Cook Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his new show, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/ Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductionsfcom Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jul 23

Pondering the two great mysteries of the universe: Blake Bortles and Benicio del Toro It's possible that Batman chronology is not our strong suit, as a group. Do not correct us What's the loudest concert you've ever been to? Jimbo lets us down, again, but in a different way this time [SAW enclosure clanks shut behind you] oh look honey, Ryan has a new game for us Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/ Check out Kickback Soccer Media, a new soccer media company with Fullcast After Dark producer Doug at the helm of a new show there: https://kickbacksoccer.com/ Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jul 16

Fresh tracks! Corrections! Surber is French now! College Football 26 tribulations befall our coaches! Important Indiana football announcement! Let's play a game! Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi (ft. Bum Chillups) (The Surber Remix) Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/ Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jul 9

Marriages are complicated. Today, let's discuss different fighting styles to apply to various action stars you've caught in torrid embraces with your wife Welcome to GronkAI ™ The return of Ryan As Jigsaw with a fun new game that makes everybody mad An innovative new scheduling idea for Mississipppi State Who would like to sponsor Spencer and Ryan's crying tour through Ireland Another innovative new scheduling idea for everybody else Initial NCAA '26 reactions Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/ Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jul 2

- Get ready for the 2025 Tour de France and learn which award we are stealing from the race for college football - Choose your Frisco Lady Fighter - A brief tour of early Hot Dog Eating Contests - Hoopfest: Medical Nightmare or Safest Sport of All Time? - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock - Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com - Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi - DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jun 25

- Let's remember some boys: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/08/30/the-boys-4 - Breaking some college basketball news to Spencer - Hideo Kojima reveals himself to either be a longtime listener or our personal puppeteer - We put Ryan in space- College World Series film breakdown - Tracing the historical legacy of college football coaches getting thrown out of games, featuring field legends Will Muschamp and Woody Hayes - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski - Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com - Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi - DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Jun 18

Parade bad Smell worse Give Gravedigger a gun Pre-writers busted Fun new game for first responders We know how to fix the NBA Finals Souvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaise Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Jun 11

This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?" We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason. We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own invention Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Jun 4

It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the mic What endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters A Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcast The legend(s) of Rev The River Monster Women's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding Stanford Moving through our typical progression, we come next to the Knicks coaching search All of this sounds made up and somehow is not. It is June Please bring back the celebrity summer sports shows. Thanks John Currie, welcome back to the Tennessee group chat extended universe Trade secrets about preseason rankings, divulged Jason takes us out on a heater Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

May 28

For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall them Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

May 21

First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football? Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/georgia-stomp-inc/emily-brand-0 RSVP for the June 28th Charity Bowl celebration in Ann Arbor at pizzawestern.com Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

May 14

It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processing What do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common? The Legend of Cookie Man Spencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi Arabia An important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothing Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

May 7

Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment Perils of the new GTA Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate Where to go for lunch in America Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning Staring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicle Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan Berry Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Apr 30

Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died. Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Apr 23

This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org . LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done Spencer crosses the bar An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Apr 16

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/ - The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries - The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons - Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill - This week's theme song by Trey McClure - Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/ - Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Apr 9

Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property Final Four Recap Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season? A refresher course for fired coaches The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Apr 2

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery Meet a new Lady Uncle Major League Baseball injury report Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled! The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Mar 26

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking Spencer gets a new nickname Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome A dive into the lore of Gatorlode® "How do y'all vomit?" This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them! Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines! Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore ( www.preownedairboats.com ) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline ( https://translifeline.org/ ), the Transgender Law Center ( https://transgenderlawcenter.org/ ), and Point of Pride ( https://www.pointofpride.org/ ) The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Mar 19

Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark Anatomically correct UGA band formation Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm The rap song you should never play in Philly Country Roads circle pit Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ All Fullcast merch purchased in March will benefit Trans Lifeline, the Transgender Law Center, and Point of Pride https://preownedairboats.com/ Same goes for all sales in March of Jason's novel https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel We're not really on Twitter any more. Find us at shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Mar 12

We have invented several new forms of golf It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore ( www.preownedairboats.com ) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline ( https://translifeline.org/ ), the Transgender Law Center ( https://transgenderlawcenter.org/ ), and Point of Pride ( https://www.pointofpride.org/ ) The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14 Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Let's break down some brackets! What is in the brackets? Let's all find out together! At long last, witness the return of Cookie, the camp cook Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Mar 5

Dale update Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions Jason and Spencer announce some new projects Ryan tests his skills as an actuary Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Feb 26

It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt Pluto is still a planet Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Feb 19

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU Enter The Potatotorium Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Read Jason's novel and catch up on the Vacation Bible School Podcast: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Feb 12

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like - How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut - Activating your glutes to podcast - A basketball legend named Foots - The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya - Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare - A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty - This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/ - Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Feb 4

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include: - Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket? - How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies - The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom - The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate - Go Birds - Go Bills - Do Not Go Jags - And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH - Theme song arranged by Trey McClure - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Jan 29

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Jan 22

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun) - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Jan 21

The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us! This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith. Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day! Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadium A detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turf Checking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery) A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascot The least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this show Steven Spielberg movies, ranked Career advice for Jack Sawyer Will Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must know Let's look back at our playoff picks! Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokes Do you agree?? Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Jan 15

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods! Practical advice for your next urologist visit Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Jan 8

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors Announcing our next book Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 30, 2024

Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmao Unfrozen cavemen love this Rose Bowl Yes, we recorded this during BULLDONGS Kirby Smart discovers Catholicism Lane Kiffin's LumpsTax Theme by Russell Powell Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 29, 2024

Other committees that failed to pick Bama Worst Tampa-Australian accent ever Mack Brown was at the Handjob Hill game Join us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024s THE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLER Theme by Christian Ashlock Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://0-pklchannel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 26, 2024

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City Bowls But first: Drop bears update Test-driving our Steve Belichick voices Those are pretty good, but Spencer's E.T is not something we know how to prepare you for Unexpected Miami real estate interlude Who got the biggest sponsor update in bowl history? Fashion advice for Hellraiser We're aware that Rex Ryan didn't take the Wake Forest job, but had too much fun recreating the AFC East in the ACC to cut this part out Reclaiming traditional football values with Colorado There are too many plotlines in Conference USA Jason delivers a Music Ciry Bowl sermon Iowa win total mentioned Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 23, 2024

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas Bowls It's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and Toledo Rate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody! What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bull A football game in Birmingham we actually want to watch, imagine that Why the lukewarm, plastic-covered couch embrace of the Liberty Bowl is a welcome sensation at this point The less said about the Holiday Bowl, the better Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 22, 2024

RIP our mentions (all of them) Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks Indiana did fine, actually Blowouts are also fine, actually Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes] Checking in on Live Laugh Lane Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona State Oregon, go ahead and hang your banners right now Time to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sake This is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the show Witness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes] So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and why An accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reached Throwing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste Discourses The campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right here We finally got to meet preseason Ohio State ARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREAT There are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of them Florida is good again, maybe Not for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left there Fixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcome Introducing our Kirby Voices Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 18, 2024

"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God." It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii Bowls For the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning! Holly does some Christmas shopping A Philly-themed kitchen mystery arises Wouldn't it be funny if we got a three-loss national champion? LOL not you, Bama Vawls and Buckeyes prepare to point their Carhartt-clad Spider-Man fingers at each other in the dark Why the genuinely troubling weather forecast is the one for the Myrtle Beach Bowl You're goddamn right it's the return of the Dr. Potato Blog Either San Jose State or South Florida is about to beat a bowl-eligible team for the first time this year! Don't think too hard about that Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 11, 2024

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla Bowls But first: this Bill Belichick bullshit And Army/Navy! Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 8, 2024

A very special guest is wwwwwellcomed Mack Brown has a surprising new gig Won't somebody feel sorry for Georgia? Small boy land speed measurement Happy Hot Frosty Day to all who observe Boise/Jeanty appreciation circle Weapons you can buy or make at the Cracker Barrel Dr Pepper challenge breakdown The other games of conference championship weekend, recapped in as much detail as they deserve Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 4, 2024

An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?) In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory) Holly visits the AggieVerse Let's go down a Gophers hole A brief detour into another podcast Purdue gets Cignetti-Croomed The games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dec 1, 2024

Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss! A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida State Did you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet? Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 27, 2024

Emily "versus" Popeyes update Mack Brown, the unquietest quitter The Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout that Schedule game: Rivalry Week! It's spelled "hoarfrost" Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 24, 2024

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYU We call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friends We completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC??? HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKA The Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson Dart An Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff Participant Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 20, 2024

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun - Chili Beans for Algernon - More moon lore, shockingly - The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut - SEX ARBY’S - Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ - Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

Nov 17, 2024

Somebody's got a birthday! Spencer has some things to say to Clark Gable Renewing our feud with Captain America The greatest LinkedIn comment in show history Gruesome LSU statistics, updated by Ryan Holly catches up to Stanford Coach Jason updates us on Colorado State AAC championship race update Maintaining a safe emotional distance from Pitt Battle for the Bones update! Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewarded BYU's mascot takes a ride Body dysmorphia with Gus Johnson And so much more Come hang out with Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 13, 2024

Tiger update Spencer has a game Surber uncovers a special teams haunting The college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detail See Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 10, 2024

The adventures of Utah Batman An impromptu taxonomy lesson Planning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blocking A new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is created Is it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason! Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parents Governor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurement Do not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasons A noir-tinged #10WINDIANA celebration Ohio State, stop pretending like you have problems Let's check in on Florida State's singular season The hunt for MIMAL erotica begins Mike Gundy's into Moon Knight now Introducing the NFTortilla Boise has a baffler Pitt. Man. Time to rank UConn Bowl-eligible South Carolina defeats bowl-eligible Vanderbilt Back to you, Huey We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! You know as much as we know now See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 5, 2024

Ssssshhhhhhhhhh Sleepytime Hush now Special appearance by creek Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Nov 3, 2024

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you! Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did! Somebody finally really upsets Spencer! Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10! WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA? Holly has a gift (horse) for Kentucky A historic day for Clemson A safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-Georgia Special guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationships Druids 4 USC Now back to Venom We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 30, 2024

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordingly Tennessee Williams finally gets what he deserves What are we wearing for Halloween? Let's remember some podcast episodes Holly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10 There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours! It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason! We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event The Ted Cruz eggvoice is back, sorry Week 10's college football games, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 27, 2024

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new tradition The cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortable Jason has a lil something for Liberty Meal planning with Hugh Freeze Alabama and Missouri experience roadside adversity A visit with Woody Hayes Deep dive analytics on Florida State See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 23, 2024

Hootenanny proprietors: Call us Spencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvest Bo Nix >>>> Aaron Rodgers Glowing up Purdue Checking in on our preseason playoff picks See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Setting new spiritual goals for Indiana fans Pope quiz! Party at Rudy's! Schedule game, Big East Football Edition A special anniversary is remembered Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 20, 2024

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detail Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 16, 2024

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankings The games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by James Yerby Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 13, 2024

Is Dan Lanning strapped?? Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for that Ryan has a revelation Iowa scored 40 points and that gets its own line When did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan? If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing football Let's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaign Please pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciation James Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fight Watch your ass, you gotta play Purdue Meet the Night Duzz UAB football continues to draw the eye Checking in on God's own college football channel, The CW Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrwative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 9, 2024

A better way to talk trash at live sporting events We have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York Jets Hoodie season revelations The events of Blood Week, placed in context The games of Week 7, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 6, 2024

Blood everywhere So much blood DOWN GOES #1 Alabama DOWN GOES #4 Tennessee DOWN GOES #9 Missouri DOWN GOES #10 Michigan DOWN GOES #11 USC DOWN GOES #22 Louisville DOWN GOES #25 UNLV Yep, that'll do it Follow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly crying Donate to the East Tennessee Foundation Neighbor to Neighbor Disaster Relief Fund here: https://easttennesseefoundation.org/grants/neighbor-to-neighbor-disaster-relief-fund/ Donate to the North Carolina Community Foundation Disaster Relief Fund here: https://www.nccommunityfoundation.org/nonprofits/disaster-relief-fund Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at https://assigned.substack.com/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Oct 2, 2024

SHOW NOTES Hey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this today Update on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845 Snack reviews Sheep crime news Spencer gives a math quiz Games of Week 6, previewed in loving detail Shutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 29, 2024

SHOW NOTES An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers Watch An auspicious day for Wildcats of several sorts Auburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in here Turns out UNLV is fine Manny Diaz repays a debt Ashton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your football UAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham A few tickets still remaining for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham: https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Spencer and Holly bring you two things a week at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast merchandise at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 25, 2024

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we do Jason says “China is a better idea than USF” "I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2" Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh Freeze Miami, get openly ignorant again Remember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poison Washington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchup Alabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate! More looking at the schedule and talking about the moon than any other college football podcast around This week's theme song performed and arranged by Anjuli Shah On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 22, 2024

SHOW NOTES Take in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time! Is Mack Brown too old to serve?? With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom" Some truly disgusting victory stats Bobby Petrino is FED UP A survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt" Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conference Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham at https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Find Ryan writing at assigned.substack.com , podcasting on We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at wkcfb.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 18, 2024

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately" Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week" Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week? This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 15, 2024

SHOW NOTES - A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide - Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING - What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory - WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl - A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham, and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 - Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 11, 2024

Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom Brady A dispatch from the Indiana car dealer wars We are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HR Mary Poppins lore, explored Jason invents the blowsaw Week 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detail Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 8, 2024

SHOW NOTES Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for America What's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping? Arkansas' thrilling comeback against Arkansas Michigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more! Annual refresher on Blood Week rules Spencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoction Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Jason's CFB Watch Grid and other stuff available for free at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 4, 2024

Holly has some apologizing to do Spencer crashes the show faster than usual DJ U brings it back (to Clemson) Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barf That time God knew ball through Jason Exciting developments on the Podcast Business segment Week 2, previewed Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Sep 1, 2024

SHOW NOTES A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football Checking in with the Cancun Cooler A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa Pickle argument Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident" Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Aug 28, 2024

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this week Dee-yawn? Eat shit, Ron SCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIME Who said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland" This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Aug 21, 2024

JIMBO FISHER BACK? NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS? BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED? KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE? CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?" THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER???? Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh Airport This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com

Aug 19, 2024

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circleback It's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on Instagram Jason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the comments A fractious edition of Podcast Business Ryan beats everyone at his own game Only Holly believes in Auburn. You heard it What do Michigan State and Argentina have in common? Live reader questions, answered! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski A few tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Aug 7, 2024

Cybertrucks, again Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz Podcast Business fails to launch Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed A perilous game of baseball trivia is played Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast? Please hire Holly to do the glossy profile of Kirby Smart Even the celebs are in on Good Vibes Right Now Obvious American diplomats: Snoop and Pitbull A highly stressful post-realignment round of Where Are They Now Our 2024 playoff picks format is announced Ryan hasn’t seen Paddington and we all need to join hands and harangue him about it Important merch news This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 31, 2024

Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 24, 2024

Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip Spencer pioneers fast fashion This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 17, 2024

Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas Find out which Khan was “the party Khan” Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale Two words: “Mouse arbitrage” Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game? At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are averaging four hours of gameplay How the game is turning us into cro-mag ball coaches Jason leaves Texas in a pine box How the game could portend a record-low season of disciplinary issues nationwide We’ve all got one complaint about the game so far and we bet you’ve got the same one Basking in our place in the game universe An extended inadvertent Split Zone Duo ad This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Freshly on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 10, 2024

Without Spencer we’re apparently powerless to open the show What’s a cold seat? Don’t ask us, this was Ryan’s idea We put Bill O’Brien through a lot, for some reason New fried chicken bet! Catching up with Ron Prince Which coach could most easily post his way through a 4-8 season? Theorizing Ohio State’s worst season ever This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 3, 2024

Ryan issues a surprise correction A truck stop etiquette lesson Who deserves the distinction of “worst astronaut”? Some more about the video game, not a trap this time! Probably! Impromptu production meeting for our Raleigh show This season's newest roadside fireworks stand offerings, reviewed This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Klovski Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 26, 2024

Don't worry! This isn't entirely a college baseball episode! Mostly, it's a pro hockey episode One host is out, two others are sick, and everybody has a Good Sports Hangover Holly has some FATHERS & SONS feelings to work through re: the College World Series, and that's going about as well as you'd expect Celebrating Ft. Lauderdale as Hockeytown, USA Disturbing new allegations come to light regarding a MacGuffin known only as "the Jason robot" Stanley Cup trivia ruined by Jimmy Fallon A visit with Arthur Blank's actual falcon Surber delivers an assortment of wipes-based confessions This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 19, 2024

Meet French Randy! You at home may never know true happiness for yourselves, but you can get pretty close by listening to the crew’s reaction to seeing Batman ice cream bars for the first time Semi-factual attempt at a French political interlude Will inevitably become known as “the sherbert episode” for reasons that will repeatedly be made clear This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 12, 2024

A musical trip down memory lane about the time the show reached the end of the Internet NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT The crew runs up against a rare real-life First Comic Book encounter How to fashion a murder weapon out of a peewee soccer uniform Holly meets a cell phone scammer while taping the show Find out why this episode was almost called “I want pictures of Spider-Man’s pussy” This episode Not sponsored by ReptiCon, coming soon to cities where we don’t live All of that takes a solid hour and disguises the fact that this is our Caitlin Clark episode. Caught ya! Jason poisons his own search algorithm to introduce us to a new conspiracy theory This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 5, 2024

Welcome to Buford Palms High School! You read that right: We imprisoned Matt Brown of Extra Points for nearly two goddang hours and talked about CERTAIN video game matters NEAR AND DEAR TO THE HEARTS OF OUR HOSTS AND AUDIENCE pretty much the entire time Learn why Matt's wife says he has "Nick Jr. energy" Holly shares her personal struggles with one particular aspect of the game Spencer and Jason discuss their experiences with roster building Taking the opportunity of having our favorite Brazilian blogger in the building to check in on our boy Bolsonaro's latest hospitalization What age is appropriate for introducing one's children to THE GAME? How to activate Alito Mode™ in College Station This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 29, 2024

LIVE FROM INDY Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 22, 2024

Spencer offers up the legal defense of "I forgot" Hard truths told about the site of this weekend's live Fullcast, Indianapolis It's nice! Please don't tell anyone! Also we're hanging out at the Michigan Public LIbrary this weekend, fall through Fight songs are reviewed even though no one knows the words to them What fight song respectfully refuses to say the sacred name of a dog god? What fight song could double as a mid-show Gilbert and Sullivan number? What fight song could double as a terrifying Central Asian national anthem? What fight song came from a decade where everyone was clearly having too good a time? We're all watching the J-Lo movie where she pilots a mech Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 15, 2024

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat! A historical trip down Kicking Horse River The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season Spencer debuts a horrific new voice A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here A high-stakes episode of podcast business Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 8, 2024

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna More news about our upcoming summer live tour! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 1, 2024

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo - The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one - Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year - Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier - And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch - Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 24, 2024

Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it! Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!) Charity Bowl results! Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 17, 2024

The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight! Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world Lightning round Bible study This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 10, 2024

Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan Assorted additional spring football surveys Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay?? CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill? Wrestlemania, reviewed A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 3, 2024

Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars USC students' current level of Grinch awareness Kids these days, in general An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 27, 2024

Star Wars shipping, mapped Dune Part Two, reviewed New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs Mussolini’s taste in hats, disparaged What television progrum is today’s 24? A visit with our buddies inside the Trojan Horse This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 20, 2024

Holly has some train news Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC The Cal Appreciation Minute ™ Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch This Is March [citation needed] This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 13, 2024

- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry - Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated - Found a haunted website - Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts - Jason launches a new Scottish conquest - Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess? - If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved - Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience - Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time - Breaking hair news - How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender - Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky - This week's theme performed by Surber - See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure - Purchase only the finest show merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 6, 2024

- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents - Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone - Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode - Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football - Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference - And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another - And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another - This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts - This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham - Visit preownedairboats.com for merch - Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 28, 2024

Flat Cam Theory Dune is a college football movie Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over This episode theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure Visit preownedairboats dot com for earthly treasures Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for the book that got all those people to come listen to Spencer talk about his church experience at the Religion Disasters live show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 20, 2024

- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS - Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing - Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder - Lmao this intro music by Trey - Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project - Spencer: undercover Crusader? - A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest - Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You - Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU - Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!! - Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer - Ryan's Catholic zoology update - Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song - Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 14, 2024

A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry Surber has difficulties Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update This episode theme arranged and performed by James Yerby Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 7, 2024

Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots! Spencer makes several dangerous propositions You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season! A use case for porn bots Back to Chuck E. Cheese Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism Affirmations of our youths This episode theme arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 31, 2024

Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy Stop un-theming hotels DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away Pacific J!i!!m!! Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 24, 2024

- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style - A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast - America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder - Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing - Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks - How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do - Ryan is an old man who fears technology - No for real have you seen Felder - Out: Peloton. In: Pianos. - Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Brian Conway - Visit preownedairboats dot com for commerce - Visit shutdownfullbooks dot com for spiritual sustenance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 17, 2024

We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach? For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit? Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 10, 2024

Michigan-Washington recap is preceded by a 45-minute field trip to suburban Birmingham Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Russell Powell Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 3, 2024

Mostly off-air, the crew attempts to discern the Bible's first wine mom More news from Pompeii Let's make Ted Cruz a trophy. No, not like that Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT [complimentary] We are out of fun ways to do BAMA LOST LOL episodes! Several other football games have occurred since we last spoke Happy holidays from the Harbaugh family Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 27, 2023

- This one has: Fenway Bowl! Pinstripe Bowl! Pop-Tarts Bowl! Alamo Bowl! Gator Bowl! Sun Bowl! - Ryan is the enemy of the working class! - Liberty Bowl! Cotton Bowl! Peach Bowl! Music City Bowl! Orange Bowl! Arizona Bowl! - He’s out of touch with normal people, sitting in his Tennessee mansion! - ReliaQuest Bowl! Fiesta Bowl! Citrus Bowl! - Also at least five minutes of Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl talk! - Boo Ryan whenever you see him! - Visit preownedairboats dot com to get all the stuff you actually wanted for the holidays - Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 20, 2023

Featuring: Boca Raton Bowl! Gasparilla Bowl! Birmingham Bowl! Camellia Bowl! Armed Forces Bowl! Potato Bowl! 68 Ventures (?!) Bowl! Las Vegas Bowl! Hawaii Bowl (OR IS IT??)! Quick Lane Bowl! First Responder Bowl! Guaranteed Rate Bowl! Military Bowl! Mayo Bowl! Holiday Bowl! Texas Bowl! Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 13, 2023

Featuring: Myrtle Beach Bowl! Celebration Bowl! New Orleans Bowl! Cure Bowl! New Mexico Bowl! Gronk Bowl! Independence Bowl! Famous Toastery (what) Bowl! Frisco Bowl! This episode is most definitely not sponsored by Arby’s Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 6, 2023

The crew does a little freelance medical research If you’re one of those blessed souls who gets their news from this podcast, buckle up Celebrating FSU’s brief run as America’s Team Yearning for a return to pre-bowl Honest Grift Elysium A year-end review of the show’s top episode Spencer plays Bible trivia Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3, 2023

SHOW NOTES The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 29, 2023

Ryan has some terrible musical news Niche publishing update A LONG-AWAITED ANNOUNCEMENT Coaching carousel and playoff talk! Normal college football podcast! The voices are back. All of them. Yeah, that one too. Sorry Settle your stomachs and let’s take a look at the championships weekend schedule Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 26, 2023

SHOW NOTES Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY Some brand-new podcast business Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™ The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight! A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville An un-celebration of SEC refereeing And so much more Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Donation link to Set The Expectation's holiday fundraiser as pitched by Producer Doug: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/settheexpectation/4th-annual-dc-coalition-holiday-gift-toy-drive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 22, 2023

It’s Thanksgiving so we’re talking about which Bible characters were big huggers A very important Podcast Business announcement Spencer gets his news from the Fullcast, like all of you An impromptu awards ceremony ensues Poseidon tries to start shit with Jason just as he brings news from the sea Florida State confronts the trolley problem Week 13 preview! No, for real! Time to put the Dukes up Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 2023

SHOW NOTES Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw! Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley Darude moves South Carolina Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light Remember to place your Bama feelings in the proper historical context Another guest! Welcome Auburn Superfan Josh Playoff update for our beloved Big Sky conference SURPRISE THIRD GUEST!! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 15, 2023

Huge breaking news out of the SEC West following Saturday’s games! Also, they went and fired Jimbo What’s next for A&M, Mississippi State, San Diego State, the previously-evacuated Northwestern and Michigan State gigs, and other assorted progrums Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 12, 2023

SHOW NOTES They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race Brock Bowers: very much operational Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 8, 2023

Are orcas Catholic? Discuss Holly provides a crucial update on the Pope’s Exorcist film franchise It’s past time you all learned about the Boyds, ringlords of East Tennessee Michigan’s rampaging streak of normal ones continues unchecked coming up: Jim Fight! Spencer invents Louisiana Iowa Jason anoints New Bedlam Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 5, 2023

SHOW NOTES Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms Bedlam saves the best for last Big Iowa Hole news! Army-Air Force: security concerns abound! Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 1, 2023

SHOW NOTES The longest cold open in Fullcast history Dabo does his very best Julia Sugarbaker, which isn’t as good as Holly’s Julia Sugarbaker, but we’re sure he tried his best For a rich guy Dabo sure is sensitive about money! Let’s find some other 53-year-olds, for scientific comparison Okay so who CAN we rely on, looking at the back third of the schedule Let’s check in with Michigan, having another normal one Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 29, 2023

SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you Big weekend for the Arizonae! Asking the big questions: Is Nebraska good now? Is Baylor bad? Oh, we also reinvented the postseason, again Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 25, 2023

SHOW NOTES Checking in with our friend Jenna Ellis Yeah that doesn’t take long, because uh-oh, Michigan is suddenly the crime mitten How much … whatever … should we ascribe to head coaches in these situations? So what’s next for our boy Harbz? Putting this whole saga in context of the Big Ten (man this really does sound like a football podcast, doesn’t it, sorry about that) cares? Well, we’ll tell you! Hitler update! Don’t worry Penn State, we’ll get to you What SHOULD Penn State fans want? Let’s talk a little NFL and MLB because it’s fall y’all!! Jason presents playoff rankings trivia Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 22, 2023

SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jason presents an ode to Iowa Holly must crope The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer Mapping Bret Bielema FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 18, 2023

SHOW NOTES A sponsorship update Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer New bowl announced, by us Dave Doeren, timelord Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher Deion to the NFL??? Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State? Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-team NIL money? Gauging the blood thirst of Michigan ACC title rematch time! #hellyesDukeFootball Play along at home as the crew attempts to guess the surprise snakebite capital of America Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 15, 2023

NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech! Graham Mertz’s assassin turn The newfound joys of CW football Scott Satterfield cosplays The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home The return of Midwestern Voices Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 11, 2023

SHOW NOTES The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process! A quietly radical exploration into the notion that football coaches are people Vibes check with Mark Stoops Field trip to Mannequin Mountain Celebrity AND Champions Jeopardy! updates (WELCOME BACK, UNCLE SKIP) Life is too short to argue with Carolina Panthers fans on Instagram about Israel Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 8, 2023

SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday! The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in! Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history A brief playoff baseball interlude Welcome back to October Maryland Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 4, 2023

SHOW NOTES The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!) To which former Gator do we all owe an apology? Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship Holly makes a correction Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will Audiences are thrilling to Jason's new hit teen drama, Boy Yellowjackets Surveying the wreckage of the Pitt superweapon By far the most USF talk we've ever had in one episode Reassessing West Virginia Queasily confronting the specter of a well-rounded Missouri squad The Big 12's looming bowl logjam A modest proposal regarding Presidential pets Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 1, 2023

SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks A new bit of podcast business Oklahoma: more than ok?? It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville Other storylines far too numerous to list here! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 27, 2023

SHOW NOTES A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist We break down some film! Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment Ryan lays a trap We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire The two genders of situational awareness Holly learns Metal Gear The crew does some heavy terraforming Fondly remembering some former sponsors A little Week 4 schedule review, as a treat A scavenger hunt for our bunny-boilers out there Setting up Dan Lanning's next elderly celebrity feuds Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 24, 2023

SHOW NOTES A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State Who's ready for Halloweendiana?? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 20, 2023

SHOW NOTES Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.) Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35! Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry Once again, that number is 843-963-3600 Important archaeological news from Buffalo! Our hosts compete to determine who has fallen from the greatest height, and discuss their thoughts on the way down Week 4's college football schedule is plumbed for entertainment Jason imports a vital lesson: College football famous isn't famous-famous! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE WILL USE IT TO BUY A BETTER FIGHTER JET 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 17, 2023

SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 13, 2023

SHOW NOTES One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name We have a question for Kirby An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber 🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂 Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞CONSUME🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 10, 2023

SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 6, 2023

SHOW NOTES - Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart! - The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football" - A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss - A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little - Michigan's main character syndrome - Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you! - Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come! - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 3, 2023

SHOW NOTES Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 30, 2023

Notes - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2023

SHOW NOTES Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually! Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0 As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 2023

SHOW NOTES Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one?? Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season? Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes” Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips Jason poses one of the great philosophical questions of our time (what is the most pointless decaffeinated beverage?), which sets the team down a dark path As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 9, 2023

SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 2, 2023

SHOW NOTES Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz! Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 26, 2023

SHOW NOTES Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd! Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible” How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad Awww, Harburgers Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness The team offers up great Barbenheimer moments in history We implore you to visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 19, 2023

SHOW NOTES: Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense” Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such as car thefts and liquor store robberies Flag burnings add up financially! Nobody thinks about this! Guest producer Jeremy is a proud Citronaut; naturally this derails us into space grants Holly uses the power of AI to generate a better country song for the dumb countryman Spencer gets to the big question: Since when are country music singers so snuggly-wuggly about courthouses? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 2023

Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing SHOW NOTES “This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.” Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum Fine, Northwestern talk, go Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job “Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!” Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 2023

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere Your body is a series of buttholes Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room” The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system Visit preownedairboats.com to buy stickers that we don’t recommend you use to tape your bathroom sink back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 28, 2023

At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2! The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel Perils of washing your bowling ball How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to call a professional DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN POOL CHEMICALS Treehouse inspections gone wrong The Legend of Double Broom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 2023

SHOW NOTES The Meg cinematic universe is updated Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory Jason invents the book gun Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series Drafting a new college baseball power Visit sunny preownedairboats.com, won’t you please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 14, 2023

SHOW NOTES Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track? The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for A brief history of Ball A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls? Visit preownedairboats dot com, won’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 7, 2023

SHOW NOTES Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that. Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him Jason breaks some important transfer portal news Plotting the next international college football game A brief return to the moon, for church Regional foodstuffs are debated The noble hatch chile is honored The big pants debate, again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 31, 2023

SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 24, 2023

SHOW NOTES A special demographic survey of UCF Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12! Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars? Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation A surprise musical number Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 17, 2023

Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers Taking Canada down a damn peg for once Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 10, 2023

SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 3, 2023

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it Orgies, defined Pretty sure we could all take this "King's Champion" The gang becomes increasingly upset at the poorly managed inventory of Charles and Camilla Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 26, 2023

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 19, 2023

SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 12, 2023

Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including: The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT" Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 5, 2023

This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 29, 2023

SHOW NOTES Ryan is nude, again Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you! Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket "Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?" Introducing Predator Parent Magazine Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 22, 2023

SHOW NOTES Folks it’s our international episode Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 15, 2023

With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like: What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day? Is patience superior to peace? Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing? Is being good at soccer more important than understanding the economy? Have we depowered Phil Collins too much? How did Matt Stafford not get the beer-based nickname? Generosity vs. Faithfulness WHO YOU GOT? What if special teams units simply refused to take the field to punt from plus territory? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 8, 2023

After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented convert all Florida public schools to putt-putt courses return the PAC-12 to greatness through the power of PARTY SCHOOL place Hawaii where it belongs: At the heart of the sport with every privilege imaginable create a program where citizens pay off delinquent taxes by hosting Family Feud Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 1, 2023

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 22, 2023

SHOW NOTES Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years” Our most perilous predictions ever Why turkeys are the ideal support animal to bring to a violent protest Let's learn about some feds Jason challenges a feared class of birds Ryan has a game Holly has a different, worse game We've replaced Bedlam – but with what? Which two-team rivalry contains all three kinds of rich people? As usual, the problem with Auburn's schedule is that Auburn has to play it See the currently very adoptable Marquis Von Bay at coonhoundrescue.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 15, 2023

SHOW NOTES We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job! The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that Chili's has run out of history The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship Why women crave zeta males Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic John Cena first-date fashion Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G What's the best place to puke on a date? Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant Surber is unleashed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 8, 2023

On this episode, the gang: reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching wonders whether 25 points is a lot of points, for an offense predicts the horrible future accurately, we're afraid (again) reveals which veteran coach hangs out shirtless for months on end Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 1, 2023

We review your hastily requested emails (shutdownfullcast@gmail.com) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the following very important topics: Is Air Bud legally a person? How long could one live in a Waffle House without ejection? Which wild animal is Spencer confident he could bond with? Which animal is Spencer going to eat this year? Is it the same species as the previous topic? What is the half-life of Matt Rhule? Zoo heist: discuss? Which Fullcast member would be the best grandma? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 25, 2023

Notes... Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes Another attempt (and failure) at finding the assistant coach who can finally ruin Alabama football A subsequent attempt to explain the insane universe of Warhammer 40K Bet you don't think we'll go through the entire universe to make comparisons to CFB team huh WE GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE STREETS NEED THIS The Emperor protects, Roll Tide Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 18, 2023

NOTES: Spencer very accurately explains a day in the life of a farm An examination of Koala and Shark Brains, and how both are good at business Jason discusses a sleep experiment allowing him to play more video games living in holidays, not holi-months with HGH Scrooge "Warren Buffett taught me it was okay to be weird" Jim Harbaugh staying at Michigan in the most awkward manner imaginable (again) We create the ultimate streaming network: CBS Sports SD Tom Brady sit and do nothing on the NBA on TNT set challenge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 11, 2023

SHOW NOTES Surber has prepared something Spencer reads TexAgs aloud, as a treat Movie night with the Dawgs Jason has solved the Stetson thing Ryan has a reminder for Georgia Selecting teams to Not Believe In for the 2023 season Right, the title game There's actually a shocking amount of football talk in here, by our standards A journey through Texas Street Fight Law brings forth a number of new law enforcement theories VIBES TOUR OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL INSTITUTIONS Which school will serve as 2023’s Secular Auburn? Which type of burning car is Oklahoma and which type is Oklahoma State? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 6, 2023

SHOW NOTES Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle Meet the new dumbest set of NCAA charges you’ve ever seen (aren’t they quaint?) At what point on a diet of ground beef and milk does the human body technically become a living meatloaf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 4, 2023

SHOW NOTES The team picks the Pantone color of the year We're gonna be on the Auburn board of Trustees We're also going to Congress Sit in on our budget meeting Spencer's yearly wardrobe, reviewed Let's talk about Monday night in Cincinnati OK so how long until we get sick of TCU Body goofs! What do you mean you LOVE Taco Bell New truck just dropped https://www.changliev.com/products/changli-mini-electric-pickup Let's play a new game: Mystery Drunk at the Waterslide Hotel Identifying key trends of 2023 Identifying key goals for the British space program Holly has a Yellowstone viewing plan of questionable origin Ryan invents the Manic Pixie Dream Horse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 28, 2022

SHOW NOTES Spencer mass intros everyone again, confounding Ryan Why real journalists talk about fishing on the field at the Sugar Bowl Hey remember Alabama isn't in a playoff game A handy list of phrases to learn to help international tourists enjoy their stay at the Music City Bowl The Fiesta Bowl is willing to die for this shit Holly plays the piano while Spencer talks about the Peach Bowl Never trust a computer security firm based in Tampa! A bowl game gives Orlando its only reason to exist (again) (barely) The Rose Bowl leads us to discussing racing shaved ostriches through the streets of Houston Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 21, 2022

SHOW NOTES Which game has a lip in? Synergizing earth into new paradigms and shit "I got a scholarship to UCF in close-up magic" Where did the Liberty Bowl get its buyout money? Don't worry about it! James Cameron's Wife Portal Mack Brown in the Great Red Dragon Holiday Bowl Lane Kiffin Chaps Challenge Joey Maguire, Post King Finally, the announcement of where we're taking the show if Twitter dies Exploring the history of jai alai in the Bible No, Not That Cheez-It Bowl Texas is unprecedentedly rated Every Conference Doesn't Have An NC State Oh no we let Holly talk about swords Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 14, 2022

Previewed at varying lengths and levels of enthusiasm: the New Orleans, Armed Forces, Independence, Gasparilla, Hawai'i, Quick Lane, Camellia, First Responder, Birmingham, and Guaranteed Rate Bowls! We have kidnapped your family and will dump them into the sea if you don't tell us right this minute how many times the NOLA Bowl has been played on a Tuesday! No Cops!! UCLA and South Alabama are now longtime rivals. Parsing the many Troops Bowls, we discover another Troops Bowl sponsored by EXPERIMENTAL LASERS?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 7, 2022

The intrepid crew of the good ship Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game for exactly the amount of time each game deserves. Included in this first collection: Bahamas Bowl, Miami (OH) vs UAB Cure Bowl, Troy vs. UTSA Fenway Bowl, Cincinnati vs. Louisville New Mexico Bowl, SMU vs. BYU LA Bowl, Washington State vs. Fresno Lending Tree Bowl, Rice vs. Southern Miss Las Vegas Bowl, Oregon State vs. Florida Frisco Bowl, Boise State vs. North Texas Myrtle Beach Bowl, Marshall vs. UConn Potato Bowl, EMU vs. San Jose State Boca Raton Bowl, Liberty vs. Toledo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 4, 2022

SHOW NOTES Championship games, dissected! An appearance by the mysterious fourth Gruden! Nick Saban has to shill for his team against his will in several directions, lol Many metaphors for USC's tackling of Utah are entertained! The two brain halves of this show finally fuse together just in time to create rassling legend XXXtetson Bennett In this house we respect Kelee Ringo! We (the podcast) have taken over the AFC East ALTERNATIVE PLAYOFF SOLUTIONS FOR UNHAPPY PARTIES INCLUDE: Hell With A 12-Team Playoff We Made A Five Team Playoff; Put Bama In No Matter What; Give TCU The One Seed; Give Bama Two Playoff Spots As Stewards Of The Game; Discarding All Possible Four Seeds And Drafting A New One Holly has some theories Inventing the anti-get back coach Gratitude list! Not a joke!! Ryan looks back on a year as The Only Emotionally Balanced Ohio State Fan A&M didn't play this weekend but we have some things to say about Jimbo anyway Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 30, 2022

SHOW NOTES Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ Catholics: Be proud of all your hell lore! Fixing the Hallmark Movie Boyfriend Some media advice Let's talk about Hugh Freeze's recruiting history! What about his W-L record? How To Hire A Bama-Killing Coach Holding Auburn to Auburn's own standards Let's talk about some actual coaching hires! Hello, Wisconsin! Another coaching hire breaks mid-show! Reply guys: Shoot your shot A return to Mid-South Airlines Checking in with our friend the Liver King Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 27, 2022

NOTES Fullcasteers, you have a new voicemail assignment! Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football South Carolina has two of the season's best wins? Passing the Orange Cowboy Crown The time has finally come to move Jason's Heisman bet Contemplating the Pac-12 tiebreaker exhausts everyone A poignant farewell to the ACC Coastal Journey back in time to the end of the Egg Bowl Mapping Miami's many plummets The Blood Week judgment is in here somewhere The soothing surety of Bedlam Engineering playoff rooting interests A surprising amount of Blue Jackets slander! Will we do this again next week? Probably! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 23, 2022

This week, the gang teams up with the New York Times to bring that special Saw-puppet flavor to your holiday table. Surber's grand mashed potato plan is here to save Thanksgiving. We experience the long-awaited sequel to Night Ham: Unexpected Crab Rangoon and we found a Mountain Dew flavor even Jason won't try. Sick new merch available only at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 21, 2022

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 16, 2022

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com for exciting new Fullcast merch including the debut of the STAY AT HOME UNCLE mug! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 14, 2022

SHOW NOTES The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score! Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups! We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it Virginia Tech commits the ultimate dork misstep Here's a scary story to tell in the dark: The first 16 seconds of the Pitt-Virginia game Pac-12 After Dark refereeing in the post-information phase Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 10, 2022

NOTES Spencer immediately makes it weird Ryan then makes it worse Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes Ryan has another one of his delightful, frightful games [Saw puppet noises] At home with Philip Rivers The gang invents some new jeans Jason and Holly are beset by Jeff Sunday Schoolers Is Nick Saban the man for this job? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 6, 2022

Notes Spencer has a bold new social media strat Georgia fans sure have changed SMU and Houston make history! Clemson? Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade! Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and then compare it to A&M's An extended detour into Big Ten sexytime talk that somehow doesn't involve Holly Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 2, 2022

SHOW NOTES - A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him! - ROSS CHASTAIN APPRECIATION HOUR is held - We Made A Church (Tumblr is our Lascaux Cave) - Please let Holly die, playoff committee - Jason continues our perilous journey down the spiraling path of worst possible bowl scenarios - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 30, 2022

SHOW NOTES An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced We share ghost stories from Saturday Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing Which team is anointed Super Illinois? Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim Georgia is still foggy, what kinda monster is in there, let’s find out Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios The all-SEC She’s All That remake Prayer warriors, let’s all wishcast Jimbo to the Gasparilla Bowl so he can make some friends Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 26, 2022

SHOW NOTES Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note An update from a Real Life Astrophysicist on our quest to discipline the moon Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 23, 2022

Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not, Syracuse's School of Mixology, Iowa Football: Is kinkshaming sometimes ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 19, 2022

`SHOW NOTES The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again Taco Bell funerary practices Biblical allegories of Taco Bell Mythical appearances by Taco Bell Introducing Governor Knife Baby’s first cusses Spencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided vendetta against Grandpa Joad is unveiled We have a new plan to discipline the moon Holly struggles with Georgia blindness Fixing Tennessee’s fundraising Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 16, 2022

It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 12, 2022

The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now, Spencer introduces everyone in under one minute and takes some reader questions, and we finish with important research Re: putting sweaters on alligators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 5, 2022

Notes: Spencer takes much more than two minutes to introduce everyone Tom Brady’s future as a single man in Tampa and how it involves Charles Barkley heckling him for sleeping on a box spring on the floor Holly delivers a searing dissertation on the long and distinguished history of cheating in fishing tournaments We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an elaborate Broadway joke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 3, 2022

SHOW NOTES Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ... Jason is observing a vow of silence to honor the baseball man's continued incursions into our games ... Oklahoma debuts "Splatooner" defensive package ... A new perspective on Mel Tucker's contract at Michigan State ... A red-zone musical interlude featuring DJ Uiagalelei ... Jimbo Fisher wears the Sad Shacket ... UCLA, the football team, beat a surprising quantity of ass ... Contemplating the void of Wisconsin maybe being bad ... A Big Ten punter gets the look he wants ... Holly and Spencer float in the sensory-deprived relief tank of a bye week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 28, 2022

Vandy's geographical vulnerabilities are examined A colonoscopy PSA as only the Fullcast can execute it Ryan and Jason fix Twitter Holly is lost in her own web of superstitions A new perspective on unranked Kansas Spencer offers up a bold new strategy of inbox management Shower apples, again A Utah fan delivers a reassuring message about nuclear fallout Introducing: Mike Gundy, Xenomorph Alchemist New inventions this week: the Empress Josephine Nacho Tray, Baba Yaga Resort Wear PLUS! More of YOUR heartfelt messages to the Shutdown Fullcast Feelingsball Hotline Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 25, 2022

SHOW NOTES The “we don’t talk about Florida” rule almost holds! Amazing stats from … Middle Tennessee State Kansas rules the Big 12 thanks to a surprising kink How to disrespect Texas in your everyday life How to score 98 points and still be a gutless quitter, by guest podcaster Stephen F. Austin Bo Nix scared the other team this week Launching JMU’s national title campaign campaign Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 21, 2022

EPISODE NOTES The Beyond Meat Brawl Breakdown Shower apples, again Ryan discovers a harrowing new house divided Unhealthy obsession with GTA Florida begins nnnnnnow A party drink is invented Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 18, 2022

Wwwwwwelcome to the weird coaching decisions derby! This exclusive recording of Week 3's midnight live show includes never-before-heard footage of our extremely sleepy preshow meeting! If you didn't appreciate Lance Leipold at his Six National Championships you don't deserve him at his Made Kansas Good At Football Can anybody think of an ascendant coach who might wanna go to Louisville? Enjoy some live reactions to nightcap games in progress and us fighting Miami fans online in real time! Things continue to get worse for Nebraska in so many different ways! We enter the Hawaii-Iowa time loop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 14, 2022

SHOW NOTES Brett Favre = secret feminist?? The Scott Frost Firing Timeline, imagined Ryan has an objectively correct theory about Bob Stoops on Cameo A reader shares a piece of Betty White lore we guarantee you won't find anywhere else Week 2 rankings plummets and rockets Justice for Kansas, for once A perilous journey beyond 26 snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 12, 2022

SHOW NOTES: Ryan is lost in the ether Raccoon noises, explained Blood Week, settled A sermon is given Texas and A&M further tank the statewide energy crisis Emergency career guidance for Bama players who commit penalties The launch of Gene Chizik’s local Emmy campaign Iowa math as party drugs Follow @IsThisBloodWeek and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 7, 2022

This week’s unique journey through sports and pop culture begins with two wrong guesses at the location of that Canadian 9/11 musical, both of them made by people who have personally seen the show Building a Big 12 roster from the Mortal Kombat stable Guess the only Fullcast-endorsed celebrity sex tape! Ryan and Holly explain the Venice Film Festival antics that took over the Clemson-Georgia Tech game Jason and Spencer return the favor by running down what you may have missed if you watched LSU-Florida State instead of reading rasslin’ gossip Visit sunny preownedairboats.com If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visithttp://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 5, 2022

The Fullcast crew discuss all the action from Week One including: --Florida winning a game! On purpose! --Ohio State beating Notre Dame by running the ball even though Ryan Day hates that--Iowa scoring three times and finishing a win with seven points --Which mascots are in committed relationships --App State scoring forty points in a quarter and losing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 2, 2022

In Part 2 of the Fullcast on the Le Batard show, the team dive into how they feel about Notre Dame this year, Auburn “inventing space,” why Gus Malzahn (literally) looks like a new man at UCF, Top 5 College Coaches Who Look Divorced, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 2, 2022

Last week, the Shutdown Fullcast filled in for The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. They covered Halloween decorations, the worst sports media personalities for calling kids on their birthdays, the renaming of “Sir Big Spur” in South Carolina, a riveting game of “Guess The Fake Musical,” and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 31, 2022

The Fullcast crew talk about midair pilot fistfights, explain why Nebraska never had a chance against Northwestern, preview the first real week of college football, and somehow tempt Jason into talking about Florida football willingly for the first time in the Fullcast's history. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 24, 2022

It is really very unfair that this will inevitably be looked back on as "the Ghostbusters episode," and not "2022's only Week Zero College Football Preview Podcast" Also quite a bit of baseball, for some reason? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 17, 2022

Navigating the Big Ten by vibes alone Ryan is on his most perilous quest yet Surprise guest host from a school you’ll be surprised to hear argued is in the Big Ten! How Penn State football is the ideal hostage situation This concludes our 2022 preseason conference previews; now go out there and greet the day like Dominos in Italy Sound off in the comments at 704-SOL-CAST and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 10, 2022

NOTES Kicking off (football term) our playoff discussion by asking what (OR WHERE) Cincinnati is hiding Love anything like we love off-duty US Marines challenge Good news is we're already picking playoff teams, bad news is Ryan put the Saw puppet mask on again Capped by an accidental detour into football talk, sorry! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 3, 2022

Dan Carlin of Hardcore History lore joins Spencer, Jason, and Holly for a wide-ranging discussion: - Just how much history can be blamed on Texas? - Which football rivalry is King Arthur and Mordred? - Systemic failure in large organizations, no reason!! - Player buyouts and a workable trickle-down economics model! - And of course, which two historical empires would you put in a Cotton Bowl? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 27, 2022

SHOW NOTES - The contents of this episode should not make you doubt for a moment that this is a Big 12 football preview podcast - Explaining Hardee’s to the Puritans - The most Sports Business talk we’ve ever done in a single episode (yep this is the Kyler Murray part) - We don’t have a strong grasp of the Babadook’s whole deal, as a group - Ryan has a healthy approach to one sport — but which??! - An 18th-century SEO lesson - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 21, 2022

SHOW NOTES In which the Fullcast Haint reaches heretofore untold heights of raw power What do we mean by that? We ended up having to record this episode around Holly’s kitchen table, without Ryan, who did most of the work for the episode. Also appearing on this show: Richard Johnson, of NFL podcast Split Zone Duo! No, the Song of the Season did NOT escape our collective attention! Again, we’re sorry for what we sound like! Clown car episode! Everybody in! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 13, 2022

EPISODE NOTES Jason would like to play a game; Spencer ruins it immediately. It's his birthday so we're more fine with that than usual Describe your ideal defensive coordinator, by shape and temperament TODAY: Your calls, in finest Pittsbrogue, about the renaming of Heinz Field! NEXT TIME: Your calls, about turn-based strategy at local orgies! HIGH levels of Haint this episode, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 6, 2022

SHOW NOTES - It used to be a lot easier to just fight a U.S. President in the street, and we have a fair and equitable plan to correct that - Big Ten, everyone is frankly shocked that y'all aren't better at Settlers of Catan - Care and feeding of your jetski - We have fixed realignment via the NCAA's favorite chew toy: A consortium. You are welcome - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 29, 2022

EPISODE NOTES The new ACC schedule format is out! Dive in with our panel of experts, if you like piña coladas. Our panel of experts consists of Surber and Jason. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 23, 2022

Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 15, 2022

SHOW NOTES A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars: Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door Spencer does an accent again, sorry We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 8, 2022

A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster? Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 1, 2022

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 23, 2022

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 16, 2022

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns" One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 9, 2022

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 2, 2022

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 26, 2022

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 19, 2022

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 13, 2022

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 5, 2022

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 29, 2021

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 22, 2021

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as: "Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?" "Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?" "Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?" "Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 15, 2021

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like: 1. Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste? 2. Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport? 3. What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case? 4. Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5. Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 8, 2021

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 1, 2021

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 24, 2021

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 17, 2021

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE: What is the correct Thanksgiving meat? Which holidays are best for greens? Is pecan pie trash? Is chess pie trash? Casseroles: why are they? Whose family makes the worst macaroni? PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger Visit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 10, 2021

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 3, 2021

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 27, 2021

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice! And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 20, 2021

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 13, 2021

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 6, 2021

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 29, 2021

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund?? Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5 Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 22, 2021

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show. *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 15, 2021

The gang invents an insurance company Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business! Jordan Battle, hail and farewell A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 8, 2021

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial Spencer does charades, on a podcast Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic All of this happens before the 20-minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 1, 2021

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight?? An announcement about the future of the Fullcast! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 25, 2021

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead" A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident" A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 18, 2021

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 11, 2021

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it! Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that? The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror Holly invents Clemson Denial Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie Buy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 4, 2021

HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always. Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments. Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey. The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history. We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!! NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 29, 2021

- We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. - Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. - A new musical instrument joins the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 21, 2021

We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days! *Surber’s in Hoover, it counts! Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH! Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS! A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony! We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday! A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol! A Sisqo story from 2017! Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge! Please rate and review our college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 14, 2021

It's our Fast Saga episode, and you know what that means: Ryan and Surber have finally seen all the movies. And you know what THAT means: This is war. Brother against brother. Family against family. John Cena on a ten-minute zipline is observed. Canon is established. Jason Statham is still not welcome at the cookout #Justice4Han #notmyJason Introducing Middle South Airlines! Look, just go with it. Also introducing the Fullcast store! Visit preownedairboats.com for all your worldly needs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 8, 2021

However too long you think the discussion of the plot of the 2012 movie “Battleship” based on the game by Hasbro might be, please know that we spared you from at least 20 additional minutes of arguing over it NEW INVENTIONS OCCURRING IN THIS EPISODE: a system of criminal justice based entirely in Costco, yet another cryptocurrency, and a Methodists-only form of martial arts This is also the SEC MEDIA DAYS PREVIEW episode; now let’s all welcome Nick Saban to the stage with an accordion flash mob Without Jeremy Pruitt there to prop up the side, which SEC head coach is likeliest to pull out a pair of nunchucks during a nationally televised game? We accept full responsibility for Eric Adams’ victory in the New York mayoral primary. Sorry?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 30, 2021

We asked for bold predictions for the upcoming college football season, and you answered with hammers. So stunned were we by the certainty of these prophecies that we ended up doing several things we’re not used to in this episode, like “talking about college football“ and “carefully parsing Arkansas‘s schedule”. Also, Spencer has mixed up NIL and NLI so many times that we’re all starting to do it too. Sorry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 22, 2021

--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases --No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed --Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win! --And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case! --THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION --Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States --A review of the Daddingest Things --Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van --Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day --Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 15, 2021

- It’s a time of great upheaval and change in our fair sport, and we responded the best way we know how: By talking for half an hour about the nerve center, the beating heart of the game. That’s right: It’s the New York City mayoral race. Please rate and review our college football podcast. - who is VANILLA PRIME?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 8, 2021

- It’s Ryan’s birthday and we got him a new nickname! - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes! - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that’s sweeping the greater Tampa area! - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking! - TELL THEM. - #KeepMarsMoist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 1, 2021

State mottos, ranked, PLUS: Spencer is convinced there is a “weird way“ to take off a shirt Ryan wears a tank top! Which beloved Louis Sachar character is revealed to be Jason? Holly makes herself sick during the show in an entirely new way How to sneak into Australia with an American passport Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 25, 2021

If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up! When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy? If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up! Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attire Which former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site? When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 18, 2021

Topics of note this week include: 1. The Pac-12 turns itself into an enormous casino 2. What the exact age you became a person was 3. How many hours precisely one can spend in Las Vegas before the sadness sets in 4. Which team should actually get to play home games in The Rose Bowl 5. Nick Saban wants skinnier hosses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 11, 2021

- This week, we rank college football powers and would-be powers by potential endorsement deals via each school’s most famous booster! - Spencer is almost positive he knows the difference between NLI and NIL, but that knowledge is definitely not apparent in this episode! - Did you know it’s legal to shoot down hot-air balloons in Kansas on one day each year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 4, 2021

- Previously! On the Shutdown Fullcast! No small amount of time is spent reviewing last week’s episode! - Spencer refuses to bring back Prince! Shame on him! - Some innovative new draft language, measured in food-pounds, is explored Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 28, 2021

Trevor Lawrence! Rondale Moore! Najee Harris! Mac Jones?? PLUS: How the Thong Song exemplifies Sisqo’s personal duel with the Lord! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 20, 2021

- Ryan has a very cool solution for Spencer’s “I owe the internet video of me drinking 300 beers” that Spencer just barrels past - A #TwoAmericas law enforcement story introduces God’s secret archangel, Cajun Damon - A goodish number of wildlife updates - Hey, the Charity Bowl’s over, we have a lot of people to thank and are going to forget at least half of them. We’re very tired! You did this to us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 20, 2021

Michigan won the charity bowl, again, and Spencer and Holly bring Randy and Jason Sklar on to discuss important Wolverine matters. Because this is the Fullcast, this turns out to mean “the episode is mostly about Grey’s Anatomy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 13, 2021

- There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 6, 2021

When you think about it, we’re all just running downhill for Jesus Second Easter of quarantine, reviewed (bad!) Presidents’ Days of the future, improved Ryan invites the ire of nautical cocaine traffickers worldwide, for business purposes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 30, 2021

• How much y’all reckon it would cost to just buy a football program outright? • Short on new can’t-miss business ideas this week, but almost positive we’re the first media outlet to suggest militarizing rodeo clowns • Who are you, “officer," to tell us we “cannot” jetski through the Suez Canal • Ryan invents a game that reveals just how easy Spencer would be to steal from • There are manatee noises! It’s not cute!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 23, 2021

Jason, Spencer, Holly, and Ryan break down early-round action in the 2021 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments. Like and subscribe to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 17, 2021

Please welcome Skylab Carl, Tequila Derek, and Judge Catfish Which tiger-affiliated school is the least equipped to handle rapidly moving water? Spencer fights against the strictures of both biology and physics, again Thrill to Ryan’s tale of Florida’s sovereign sinkhole! A robust debate: What is the perfect size of bird to fight? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 11, 2021

Imagining the world’s first gig economy coal mine! See beautiful Hispaniola, by crate! Spencer operates the annual coaching carousel quiz and it turns out Wakeyleaks has leaked entirely out of our skulls SOME SORT OF BUTCH JONES WORMHOLE OCCURS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 9, 2021

- Hey y’all, Les Miles got fired in the middle of this show, and we pivoted about as adeptly as you might expect. - Which American fast food chain serves a CHICKEN SANDWICH AS A SIDE ITEM AT BREAKFAST, but NOT IN AMERICA? - What color y’all reckon Prince Philip’s blood is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 4, 2021

You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will! Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public" Eat shit, US News & World Report The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one! A Charity Bowl challenge is issued! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 2, 2021

Stop asking us if it’s Blood Week every time a ranked team loses, you’ll know when it’s Blood Week, this applies to FCS ball too Holy shit that was an amazingly bloody Blood Week of FCS ball even by our own hemoglobin-happy standards Spencer is trying to get us into F1 Why have none of y’all ever informed us that “international go-karting” was an available career option Does anybody know how to determine if we have any remaining international go-karting eligibility Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 25, 2021

- Hey y’all, it’s the FCS draft episode, where we overcome our current general disdain for sports to pick spring football teams! - Featuring a brief but violent detour into the Boise State-Idaho rivalry! - Our collective safari into perfecting our Maine accents continues? - Never admit what is or isn’t gumbo on the internet. - “Spencer, I have a money question" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 24, 2021

- It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business! - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here? - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which! - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones” - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 16, 2021

--Can't sleep, must think about Baconator --an ode to the most essential Panda Express on the planet --All Gus Malzahn does is cash checks he will never spend --Everyone belongs to one of four human tribes: The Zappers, Wild Aces, Beasts, or Glacier Boyz --Holly challenges us to work onside kicks into every sport --YE ATE ME DART --Spencer just wants to steal horses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 11, 2021

--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless --NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.) --Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie --A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death --Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt --The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones --Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now! --A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members --BOOSTER MODE --Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 9, 2021

--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger" --Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant" --Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL. --Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever --An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium --We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team --Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 1, 2021

--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies --a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now --A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires --Jared Goff is smarter than all of us --Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God --Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort --How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard --Has anyone ever peed on the moon? --We pick the LUCRATIVE DEAD MALL STONKS OF THE FUTURE for you Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 28, 2021

Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach? With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not currently sponsored by Flex Tape) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 25, 2021

It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it! The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry) The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry) In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 20, 2021

We can exclusively report that Homophobic Country Ham With A Headset On It has turned down the Tennessee job An abbreviated list of players and coaches about whom we have been Quite Wrong, footballishly speaking So we’ll be talking about Josh Allen for quite a bit Just draft Bama guys, anybody named after an Egyptian allfather, and Rondale Moore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 18, 2021

In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” Includes the following instant-classic story elements: • “We did not have a fireplace.” • “The smoke was visible for miles around.” • “Ants survived.” • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.” Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 13, 2021

Ill-advised napping locations we have known Sark Week goes sideways, fast Injuries invented during the course of this episode: sex hernia, gamer’s knee, online toe Right, the title game So: What is “the failure state”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 11, 2021

- Definitely forgot we had to do one more show before the title game! We are so tired! - Magnets, fondly remembered - Make time for an old friend, and for Meatloaf - If you’ve read this far, we feel comfortable disclosing you are now a member of the John Wick Fitness Empirium. Cancel anytime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 6, 2021

* Folks, they called the Senate runoffs pretty much right in the middle of recording this thing, and then they cancelled Caillou, and we found out about all of this mid-show, so just bear with us okay * There may or may not be a title game in five days, sure * Holly becomes the final Fullcasteer to come up with a voice that she is never allowed to do on the show again * A robust amount of NFL coaching carousel analysis * You’re probably overpaying for snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 4, 2021

—Jacksonville’s mayor wants to fight people —Why you can’t legally call paying Lane Kiffin “an investment” —Ryan tells Notre Dame why you can’t be aggressively cautious during a football game —Clay Helton, formulated for the sensitive stomachs of senior cats —KIRBY! —The Italian Christmas Donkey was the Lamborghini of 32 AD —#Justice4Han Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 30, 2020

Ted Lasso, McDonalds meme history, and surprisingly affordable Soviet underwater spear guns: You’re g-d right it’s bowl season Ronald Reagan’s arming Bills fans! Flee for your lives! We finally get Ryan to admit he’s our lawyer, on tape One (1) reader question, answered Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 28, 2020

Christmas gifts, reviewed Fast food chicken situations of the Roman Empire, reviewed Some football, reviewed A slightly abridged history of medicine Cheez-It Bowl preview! Sure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 23, 2020

Lotta sniffles in this episode folks! Hope you and yours are holding up better than we are On the anniversary of Spencer revealing he thinks reindeer are some sort of dog, we have just about got him convinced sharks are mammals A rare appearance by our producer, Surber, with thrilling results An extended bedtime story to remind our readers of the true reason for the season: goat festival crimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 21, 2020

- Jetski crimes, again - But different jetski crimes, this time - Playoffs, sure, whatever - Ryan makes Holly cry, not for any of the usual reasons - Any of y’all ever try fishing with a Taser? Please let us know Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 16, 2020

--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama --How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again --Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee --Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings --No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing) --"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over" --Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone is very tired --Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss: The game where everything's made up, and nothing matters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 14, 2020

Welcome to the Spartacus multiverse Which US state has the most snakes? The answer may surprise you! Jason and Ryan conduct a protracted legal battle of wills Auburn’s up to some Auburn antics, Auburnly Investment advice for the newly wealthier Gus Malzahn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 9, 2020

--We TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS. (Because we have to.) --The super-cursed excellent life of Justin Fields --The playoff rankings are still scared of Coastal Carolina --Army/Navy is happening in a regular weekend, world is ending --LSU is the problem that never gets fixed --"I watched them take my team apart like a cheap chicken" --What ancient empire built a wall around its recruiting territory? --How Barry Switzer was obviously Julius Caesar in a former life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 7, 2020

--Coastal Carolina and BYU played the Game of the Century --We learn about CCU's best majors, Theft and Rhetoric --Don't let your friends take the South Carolina job! --Dusty Rhodes should have played Gandalf in LOTR --Iowa State is currently having their best season ever --Another edition of "Spencer Knows Musical" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 2, 2020

--An opener with the most amazing glitch in Fullcast history --20 minutes about Scottish food and booze including the legend of CLAPSHOT --We apologize to Michigan for our sins against The Mitten --BYU could have gone 30-0 and still missed the playoff --Jason shares a terrifying Notre Dame stat --We ask: Did the Russians put an ape with a shotgun into space? --Spencer does one accent passably well? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 30, 2020

--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 25, 2020

Is Notre Dame just Fat Navy? The gang takes genuine offense on behalf of BYU and Cincinnati It’s not a real rivalry game if you’re not psychotic with anxiety beforehand; anyway, here’s Georgia-South Carolina This IS the internet’s only Texas volleyball podcast DO IT AGAIN ELIJAH, ASCEND THE THRONE OF HEAVEN AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN OF IMMORTALITY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 23, 2020

- Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks? - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars. - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of happiness you experienced this weekend emanated from the Big Ten? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 18, 2020

- Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natural lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 16, 2020

- WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on! - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 11, 2020

- Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore! - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one - Introducing NanoCrabs™! #TheSplotchWasGood - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail - It used to be a lot easier to just buy dynamite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 9, 2020

- A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government - Jason has some things to say to Clemson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 4, 2020

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Nov 2, 2020

—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one —Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading —Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES —Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse —Georgia is the Ohio of the South —Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history —The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder vaped a geological phenomenon —yes we know there is a beer named after Pliny, we did not go to UGA and therefore do not care Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 28, 2020

--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game! --Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk --Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo --- --SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa) --Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety" --Our reader question this week leads to Ryan living at a driving range Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 26, 2020

--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads --A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter --INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED --Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight --A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score --Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course) --Holly dares the Donner Party to email her with complaints Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 21, 2020

--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast --Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here --We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State! --No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter! --If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it! --Ryan and Jason invent the concept of "Fresno as America's 'base' in hide and seek" --A big discussion of this week's mailbag question: What is the worst kids' book? --And why is it a book about a child rampaging through a New York hotel without punishment or correction? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 19, 2020

-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra" -- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn -- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math -- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State -- How the Pac-12 might end up with no ranked teams -- Nothing in UNC/Florida State made any sense! -- A closing discussion of Larry King and why he is a legit crazy person Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 14, 2020

- Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets - Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof - All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy - An important opportunity for careful listeners to steal Spencer’s identity - A reader question is finally addressed. Was it yours?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 13, 2020

--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams --A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history --Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game --A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont --Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled! --Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an accidentally prescient fashion! --Final note: Second show drops on Wednesday! Listen! Subscribe! OBEY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 7, 2020

- Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years?? - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show - One (one) reader question, answered at length. Was it yours??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 5, 2020

- SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP] - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler - Please meet Ryan’s most devastating creation yet, “Sexual Anarchist Lane Kiffin” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 30, 2020

- A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast?? - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 23, 2020

- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed? - SEC West expectations, realistically managed - Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri? - Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things - Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time - Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk - You're on the bad internet. Join the good internet: patreon.com/mooncrew - wikipedia.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 16, 2020

- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers - Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time - Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com - Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew - See you in El Paso!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 9, 2020

- Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season! - Time for the NCAA to acknowledge student-gambler-athletes - Oh no, it's Auburn vs. Pitt week - No Week 2 football games previewed, because there are no guarantees Week 2 exists - Not that we'd preview football games anyway - Join us in newly launched Moon Crew Discord via patreon.com/mooncrew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 2, 2020

- Week 0 recapped in terms of long snappers - Holly has a new Jeff Fisher - Technical Difficulties bingo: Jason's all cranky about being in a time delay - Ryan's ongoing lifehack: wisely avoiding football - Spencer shares the harrowing tale of the Poop Doctor - Week 1 previewed, for like 30 seconds - A lot of strolling around Wikipedia, putting ourselves in the line of royal succession, and other Week 1 prep - Rate/review the Fullcast imho - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com - Support this show and actual good stuff via ko-fi.com/mooncrew - Advertiser inquiries welcome at shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 26, 2020

- A hastily assembled preseason top 25, prepared by our readers - CENTRAL ARKANSAS IS IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND THEY WANNA FIGHT - Who is more 2020: Pitt, Ole Miss, or other? - SNAPTIE - Rate and review the Fullcast! - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com! - Let us know what you think of the Sinful Seven so far! - Let us know what you might think of a Moon Crew Discord! - Share this podcast with a friend, as if you are Jerry Falwell Jr.! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 19, 2020

Welcome to GOLF CAMP - The extended Fullcast-verse just raised $450,000 for refugee charity New American Pathways holy shit - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com, new blog home for Spencer, Jason, Alex Kirshner, and Richard Johnson - Golf history: far more violent than you'd expect - The only way to stop golfing is to keep golfing - Scottish Charles Barkley - Phil Mickelson chooses to bomb not because it is easy, but because it is hard - GOLF GEESE - GOLF FOX - GOLF DUCK - Rate and review on podcast apps, if you please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 12, 2020

We drafted 16 special games and placed them in a schedule - But first, 40 minutes of whole other stuff happened - The longest Podcast Business of all time - We are all currently racing to Indianapolis to hide in a T-shirt warehouse - 2020 Charity Bowl praising and ... encouragement - So much Iowa, just generally so much Iowa - Spencer makes the worst choice, which turns out to be the best choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 7, 2020

The 2020 ACC Coastal preview has arrived as normal. Why wouldn't it? - Our 2020 preview series incorporates the B.E.L.K. method - "Moon Snakes" - "Space Sandwich" - "Nap House" - Buy the Sinful Seven, a book you'll like by five people who did a good job making it - All conference divisions are foolhardy - How ACC Coastal is Notre Dame? - Time to stress-test Homefield Apparel dot com's order-processing capability Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 22, 2020

This is the end of a show that lasted longer and traveled farther than any of its hosts ever contemplated. Like most episodes themselves, that end is sudden and unexpected and may not make much sense to you. It contains answer to some questions, but not all of them, and gets bogged down with weird distractions. The moon is there, and so is Casio Dog, and the Fullcat, and Bobby Petrino. Welcome. This was the Shutdown Fullcast, and we hope you enjoyed it, because we sure as hell did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 15, 2020

Let us assemble to talk about the only pressing subject in college football or the world at large: dogs, and the very dumb things they eat/do/think. (WARNING: Also contains discussion of Spencer pooping outdoors.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 8, 2020

When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game. Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy Florida faces its demons in the funhouse NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE! And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 1, 2020

On this episode, Spencer and Holly talk to a real live medical doctor about Covid-19 and what you can do to help. Also, there are some very silly conversations about a medical drama starring SEC coaches, rat tails, Godfrey eating an unpleasant but not impossible amount of fast food for charity, and laser tag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 25, 2020

As the Shutdown Fullcast continues quarantine, we review the emergency status of the South's major breakfast chains, give you helpful Italian lessons, and ponder the meaning of unexpected knives. Don't worry if this description doesn't make sense. Nothing else does, either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 18, 2020

If you're thinking this episode seems strangely like the episodes the Fullcast releases when the world's operating normally, consider this: we were preparing you all along! (We weren't. We don't plan that well.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 11, 2020

Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, only Bill Simmons podcast, and only Ringer NBA podcast. Today we're discussing: An American rite of passage: having to sweat in a pig costume on a 95-degree day Seriously, were all of you Piggly Wiggly mascots as kids What to do when Hank Aaron sees you nude What to do when you are a nude Willie the Wildcat The Deontay Wilder entrance costume of dangerously slapped-together dragon mascots "My mom managed a Big Dog Sportswear. Governor Schwarzenegger was coming to the mall." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 3, 2020

Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at absolute most Tell a friend about our stupid podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 25, 2020

Hot streaks are real. Everyone gets that moment - on a basketball court or in a casino or at work or wherever - where you just absolutely cannot be stopped. These are, in effect, the anti-disasters, in which you are the force to be reckoned with. We are here to celebrate those moments, in your lives and in the lives of college football players, even if sometimes they're just "I did this dumb thing multiple times and it didn't kill me!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 18, 2020

Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 11, 2020

February means Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day means romance, and the Shutdown Fullcast means disaster. We review your tales of amorous failure and share a few of our own. Please note: if you have used the Fullcast to find love of your own, we would love to hear about it and we will not be held responsible in the event of your breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 4, 2020

Spencer and Holly are both out sick, so Jason and Ryan are joined by Banner Society's Alex Kirshner to talk about why Signing Day is suddenly a bad time for USC, what Georgia's rise as a talent state means, and what our individual college processes looked like. As a bonus, we're then joined by longtime contributor Brian Floyd to talk about the coaching change at Michigan State through the lens of "how could you drive an Acura to Africa from very very very far away?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 28, 2020

Way back in November, we went to Jacksonville and did a live show! I would be lying if I said i remembered the things that we talked about, although I know Florida disasters (football and otherwise) is on there. Also, UConn was playing Navy during the show. They lost by 46, which proves if your choice is come to a Fullcast live show or play Navy in football, you should pick the live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 21, 2020

If you're Mike Bloomberg or someone associated with the Mike Bloomberg 2020 Campaign, don't read below this. Just reach out (compliance@bannersociety.com) and let's figure out how your money can become our money. If you're not Mike Bloomberg, this episode is about theoretical matchups that would fluster 2019 LSU, and by theoretical we mean everything from very good Miami teams to time-traveling Derrick Henry clones. Does it make sense? More than our proposal for a top-loading microwave does! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 17, 2020

Is Odell Beckham Jr. a robot who spits out currency compulsively? Which Olympian was Spencer completely dismissive towards? Why is every Boston College coach's name "[First Name] Boston" and do you care that we just made that up on our own? Is Robocop real and how did he get to New Orleans? Can God make Ed Orgeron so strong that even He can't pin Coach O? Early in this episode, Spencer mentions the memorial fund for Ed Aschoff. If you're interested in donating but don't want to rewind to listen to him read the address, here you go: Donations to the Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund at UF’s College of Journalism and Communications can be made out to the “U.F. Foundation”, sent to P.O. Box 14425, Gainesville, FL 32604, Attn: Gift Processing. Please note "Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund" in the memo area. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 8, 2020

LSU-Clemson promises to be an intriguing game, with plenty of skill talent, schematic variation, and narrative meat to enjoy. And we talk about a lot of those things, because this podcast can talk about football when it wants to, dammit! But first we make you listen to some nonsense about the NFL playoffs, Nas, Ed Orgeron's shopping habits, Spencer's bare legs, and Pokemon. WELCOME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 2, 2020

Holly and Spencer really just wanted to talk about the most important event of the bowl season: Kirby Smart taking the heaviest Gatorade bath of all time. (And the resulting stories of our worst workplace spills) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 31, 2019

On this episode, people are injured/attacked by brothers, birds, guns, knives, Nerf ammunition, fool's gravy, squirrels, fish bones, and The Emotional Expectations That Come With Christmas. It's fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 27, 2019

Technically, this is the bowl preview episode that contains both semifinal games. You will therefore not be surprised to learn that we spent most of our time discussing Potato Bowl recipes, Outback menu nutrition information, and whether all citrus fruits are actually just oranges. You're welcome! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 24, 2019

Rejoice! The 40 for 40 moves to the location-based bowls, including the Arizona, Belk, Birmingham, Camping World, Mobile, Music City, Sun, and Texas. Somehow, these bowls are turned into a progressively harder video game of sorts, which ends with Jimbo Fisher buying someone else's hair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 20, 2019

At least two things happen on this episode: The Alamo, Armed Forces, Cheez-It, First Responder, Independence, Liberty, and Military Bowls are mentioned in some way. We trade Missouri for Mexico. Which one of those two is worse for national unity? Hard to say. We'll look back in ten or twenty years and know the answer, though, so that's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 17, 2019

It's time to review the Cotton, Gator, Holiday, Quick Lane, Pinstripe, Red Box, and Rose Bowls based on the following very silly premise - if you had to go back in time and convince 2009 you that this was the 2019 national championship game, what tale would you spin to make that sound convincing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 13, 2019

This episode starts with a discussion of a long-time Tampa adult entertainment store and mostly ends with unsolved axe murders. Somewhere in between those, there is discussion of the pre-Christmas bowl games, but only as they are theoretically useful for doing crimes. This is the 40 for 40 and shame on you if you expected something different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 9, 2019

Dabo Swinney gets into some light idolatry, Nick Saban and Jim Harbaugh will get into a fight on Spaceship Earth, every bowl game is just a 1950s vacation to somewhere with cigarettes, and the Sun Bowl is the only bowl game anyone should really play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 6, 2019

Spencer, Jason, and Ryan meet to review the nominees for the 2019 BVP Award, the award we bestow upon the most college football player of the season. Many deserving candidates were discussed, from Hawaii QB Cole McDonald to LSU QB Joe Burrow's Butt. But only one could win, and we congratulate that winner, who we will not name in this description because that defeats the purpose. We also talked about Coach of the Year and Game of the Year nominees and winners. Are these awards real, you ask? Is anything, on a long enough geologic time span, we counter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 2, 2019

This episode contains discussion of many important games and coaching changes around the sport of college football, but let us be perfectly clear: the only actually important part of this show is our demand that Mizzou hire Coach Brick. Coach Brick is the way of the future for Mizzou football. Any option that is not Coach Brick is a terrible plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 27, 2019

We continue our review of historical blood weeks with a trip to Thanksgiving Week, 2010. Ralph Friedgen was still at Maryland. Mike Stoops was still at Arizona. Dabo and Clemson went 6-7! These were different times, but that does not mean there was an absence of ranking upheaval, even if it cost us one of our best shots at a non-power making the BCS Championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 25, 2019

So many things happened on this week's episode. Some of them were planned, like talking about the FCS bracket, reviewing how great it is that FIU's kicker throat-slashed Miami, praising Herm Edwards Brain for being trapped in the NFL, or feeling afraid of Ohio State. Some of them were not planned, like Jason's weird eating habits revealed or Billy Dee William's Grizzly Bear Movie. Again - only college football podcast, thank you for listening, etc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 22, 2019

Perhaps more than any other holiday, Thanksgiving mixes volatile family dynamics, recipes that amateur cooks can easily bungle, travel stress, and the potential for major property damage. That's a mixture primed for disaster and, good LORD, did y'all have some disasters to share with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 18, 2019

Week 12 left Spencer, Holly, and Ryan with many important questions, like: Have Chip and Joanna ever found a corpse in a property? Why do people agree to go to Iowa? What do you with Utah at this point? What's the meanest thing you can say about the Georgia offense? How many people got convicted for that big biker shootout in Waco a while back? What do Texas and Iowa State have in common? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 15, 2019

Bomani Jones joins Spencer, Holly, and Jason for a discussion of Banner Society and The Right Time’s series on how money and college football players meet Bobby Petrino wearing Sugar Bowl gear to his motorcycle crash presser Texas A&M and how you can avoid wearing a uniform by just getting a dog Which schools have never tried cheating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 11, 2019

- Spencer has a new song for you! Won't that be a treat! - You can guess Georgia coach P.J. Fleck's catch phrase if you think about it - Baylor's anti-science crusade is breaking CFB analytics - Adjectives that must be used when referencing 2019 Illinois - Jason concludes 2019 Arkansas is the 1,014th best SEC team ever - Transitive losses to App State: everyone has one - Holly WANTS to talk about Tennessee? - Discussions of teams like Rutgers and Alabama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 8, 2019

Because it is Rutgers Week, we have given you an entire episode that is about Rutgers - its history, its highest moments, its future, its weird sandwiches, and so forth. This is probably what you wanted, right? Right??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 4, 2019

An actual discussion about Willie Taggart’s firing at Florida State after just 21 games at the job, everyone wondering what a grown man has to say to get kicked out of the Liberty Bowl, clowning on Nebraska because we can, a brief mention of that whole Georgia-beating-Florida thing in Jacksonville, extended wowing at how bad Arkansas and Chad Morris has gone, and an appreciation of the only college football stadium that could be a level in Tony Hawk Pro Skater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 1, 2019

As we stumble into November, some of the possibilities contained within our Bold Predictions Game have proven true or false. Kentucky didn't beat Florida. An FCS team beat a Power 5 team. Auburn didn't lose to its first four Power 5 opponents (not even close, actually). Hawaii beat a Pac-12 team. Twice! But many predictions are still up for grabs. Which power conference won't make the playoff? Will every Big 12 coach stay in their current job? Is another school going to leave the American, inspired by UConn's bravery? Can UMass beat Northwestern? Can South Carolina beat Clemson? Will we get a Pac-12 title game with no California participants? Does Spencer remember our New Mexico Bowl partnership proposal hashtag? No, Spencer does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 28, 2019

WARNING: This episode contains praise for the Ohio State Buckeyes, substantive discussion of Michigan-Notre Dame, a fair amount of Rose Bowl talk, and multiple examinations of how the Big Ten could get two teams into the Playoff. While there are other topics discussed, we must warn anyone who is not prepared to get this Midwestern about the journey ahead of them, which features a guest appearance from Ludicrous Playoff Scenario Seer Alex Kirshner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 25, 2019

These days NFL teams only move two places: to Los Angeles or away from Los Angeles (Las Vegas counts as both, just trust us). This sucks and is boring, so we are taking matters into our own hands and moving teams wherever we want using a confusing draft process with unclear rules. It's fine, it works out for everyone involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 21, 2019

Holly, Jason, and Spencer come to you bearing the following tidings (I'm not totally sure what tidings are but I am also too lazy to look): - Behold our SOONER SCHOONER CHAOS POWERS - Some early nominees for the 2019 BVP, given to college football's most college football player - ILLINOIS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Butts - Now you know a single thing about Ball State! - Tell a friend to attend our live show in Jacksonville Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 18, 2019

In this episode, we celebrate the eternal cyclical beauty of the Pac-12 devouring its own, Georgia functioning as a perennial drunken bridesmaid, and renew our blood oaths against Earth’s boldest enemy, The Moon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 14, 2019

Georgia lost a Muschampin' Contest, but that does not make this week a Blood Week. (Patience, you who thirst for chaos and woe!) We will give you a dollar in Fullcast Download Store Credit if you can tell us what the Pac-12 South standings are, we determine how many games Iowa can win the rest of the year if they score twelve points and only twelve points in all of those games, we talk a lot about the extended Fansville universe, and the Sandman stops by for a minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 11, 2019

Because we work with and around Braves fans, we decided to spend this episode contemplating the losses that have pushed various fanbases to consider just walking away and being done with the whole thing. Warning: if you are a fan of the Pirates, Bengals, and Arkansas, this will be a super unpleasant episode for you. But your life is probably kinda weird to start with, no? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 7, 2019

Spencer, Holly, and Jason enjoyed Iowa-Michigan the way they didn't know it was intended to be consumed: entirely via Michigan radio broadcast. (Ryan just watched it on TV, like an idiot.) That's why most of this episode is Midwestern chortling and shouting, even when we talk about: - The ACC embracing nonsense as a conference identity - The Tennessee squirrel - Whether or not Pitt can fire the superweapon again, or even fired it at all - Auburn-Florida - Whatever the hell the Pac-12 is doing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 5, 2019

A hearty thank you to all the wonderful people who came out to our live show in Charlotte, where we did what any good guest would do and mostly just trashed the ACC. But, you know, in fun Fullcast ways. Did this tick off one person in attendance to the point where he almost kind of sort of tried to take over the show? Yes, but he's right that the ACC has won two of the last three national titles, a thing we definitely did not know and nobody talks about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 30, 2019

Hi, it's Ryan. I'm not on this episode because my internet was being a real shit, and I haven't listened to it yet, so I have no idea what it contains! I predict there's probably some talk about Rutgers and UNC, and Spencer probably freaks out about the Auburn-Florida game. Maybe something about Virginia Tech getting flattened by Duke? Shrug. Let's find out together. Surely I won't be mocked and slandered on this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 27, 2019

It's time to stop and reflect on the season that's been. (Yes, we know there's still a lot of season still to come. Hush.) We're talking September Heisman, figuring out what happened in the early part of the season that will stick in our memories, handing out some Assies, recognizing statistical leaders like Evan Weaver, Tackle Bear, and arguing about cake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 23, 2019

Two things you will learn on this episode: 1. Never watch Georgia! 2. Always watch the Pac-12! Other things you will heard discussed on this episode! - The delightful weirdness of UCLA-Washington State - Pitt saved its only good idea for an opponent who might not even be accredited - The worst Arkansas team to ever be televised - Finally, communism accomplishes something Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 20, 2019

Blood Week (which Jason and Ryan laid out a helpful guide to here) usually happens later in the calendar, but there's nothing stopping it from popping up earlier. We looked at three Septembers where the rankings became a real revolving door. - 2008, when Blood Week went to both coasts - 1974, when Blood Week become Blood Fortnight - And 1984, when we had a whole dang BLOOD MONTH BONUS FEEDBACK TIME! We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you (don't laugh). It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://voxmedia.iad1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_ewVXHPZIsQNlxCR?Source=note Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 16, 2019

We didn't necessarily learn a lot in Week 3, but what we did was important: just because Iowa-Iowa State is El Assico doesn't mean several other games aren't also El Assico. Looking at you, Florida-Kentucky. And Pitt-Penn State. And Michigan State-Arizona State. BONUS: stay to the end and learn about the dumbest midgame crowd entertainment plan ever, courtesy of Indiana! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 14, 2019

We went back to Texas, and this time we talked about something wholly irrelevant to the audience: dead or mostly dead rivalries. Does that mean we spent a lot of time on Mizzou and Nebraska? Yes, yes it does. We're very good at reading the room, and for the right amount of money, we will perform at your wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 9, 2019

Like Hugh Freeze, Spencer's "out sick" for this episode, so Holly, Jason, and Ryan get to dissect Week 2, from LSU's fireworks stand offense to Hawaii controlling the Pac-12 to which OTHER old Tennessee coaches should take over for Jeremy Pruitt to P.J. Fleck getting enough video game cash to buy something other than the default outfit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 7, 2019

Long ago, Colorado decided it was going to turn Nebraska into a rival. It took a while to work, but the Buffs pulled it off, so we're following their example and creating new potential rivalries of our own with your help. (Oh, we also wrote some of them down.) This episode is also about Spencer being a coastal elite with a sincere love for Italian sparkling wine, if any of that appeals to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 3, 2019

Look, there's a significant amount of football discussion on this episode, seeing how Tennessee lost at home to Georgia State and (other football games that are not nearly as funny as that). I'm sure we said funny or insightful or stupid things about those games, but let's be honest about why we're all here: to talk about Hugh Freeze coaching a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Because Hugh Freeze coached a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 30, 2019

ATTENTION LAWYERS: THIS IS NOT THE HEISMAN TROPHY WE"RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE DO NOT SUE US, AS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY ANYWAYS. This episode is about the People's Heisman, an entirely different award in that it doesn't currently exist in trophy form and has never formally been awarded to anyone, and a very similar award in that we only sort of kind of decided who qualifies for it. Simply put, the People's Heisman is for the players we remember fondly not necessarily because they were the best or most accomplished but because they were just so very memorable. It's for a Quinton Flowers, or a Joel Lanning, or a Scooby Wright, or a Jared Lorezen (RIP). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 26, 2019

Between Florida and Miami trying to melt down in any possible direction and Hawaii-Arizona doing the same but with way more scoring and quarterbacks who look like they wanna fight Johnny Utah, Week 0 was...a colossal success! We talk about that and a few storylines we'll be throwing our stupid little hearts into this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2019

Congratulations! You have decided to start listening to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast. This episode is designed to help you understand the accumulated lore, riffs, and nonsense that make up the fabric of this show, but because it was designed by the hosts, it may not prove to be very helpful. If you are here because of a friend who recommended the show, please tell them thanks from us. If you are here because of a friend who has pranked you, please tell them thanks from us anyways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 20, 2019

Nobody had ever thought to have people send in questions that podcast hosts could answer on a recorded episode. But then we went and did it, because we're podcast innovators. Please send us thousands of dollars so we can consult for your business or whatever. The questions on this episode include, but are not limited to: - Who takes over at Bama after Nick Saban? - What team is most ready to explode into a dumpster fire? - What would you choose as the mascot if you were the AD of a new program? - How are our skin care routines looking? - Which children's entertainment is the worst? - What is a blender's highest use? - Did people think Garth Brooks was sexy in the mid 90s? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 2019

Vacations are like any other carefully planned human endeavor: they are subject to complete and total collapse, from predictable factors and from shit you never saw coming. You, the listeners, have pooped yourselves, seriously injured yourselves, left each other in jail on false charges, been conquered by Disney, and caused permanent damage to your relationships. Fortunately, we have done these things, too. The Shutdown Fullcast: We All Sink Down Here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 13, 2019

Our listeners share their tips and tricks for a more pleasant Saturday viewing experience, we discuss the college football destinations we have yet to enjoy but want to visit, and somehow we talk about clothes Ryan bought in middle school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 7, 2019

As we approach a new season of college football, we, as esteemed members of the national media, have an important job before us: to embrace bold, possibly stupid, predictions about what is yet to come and spread them into the world. But we want to break down the distinction between "host" and "listener," which is why we have turned this honored task into a game that you can play as well! Go to https://forms.gle/gJH1TH9HhkkyUyQY6 to enter, and throughout the season we'll tell you exactly how much better you are than Ryan at this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 2, 2019

This is the episode where we try to convince you we are reasonably well-rounded people who travel and read for pleasure and watch television that isn't just whatever weird Minnesota replay the Big Ten Network has picked out for a summer Tuesday afternoon. Maybe you'll get some ideas for new things you can enjoy in the remaining days before football season starts. Maybe you'll think our taste sucks and tweet us better things we should have consumed. Either one is fine, just remember: send those tweets to @38Godfrey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 30, 2019

Richard Johnson joins Holly, Spencer, and Jason to preview the Purple Division and the Assorted Division, because no, we weren't organized enough to avoid having a grab bag division where the teams don't wear the same colors. That one has BYU, Hawaii, Miami, Michigan State, Ohio State, and Oregon, while the Purple Division has Clemson, Kansas State, LSU, Northwestern, TCU, and Washington. If our arbitrary conference setup did not include your school, it means they're either: a) terrible and going to be trash this year or b) secretly amazing but we're betting lots of money on them and don't want the secret to get out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 24, 2019

Podcast newbie Steven Godfrey joins Holly, Spencer, and Ryan to preview the Orange Division and the Fake Orange Division. The former includes Auburn, Florida, Oklahoma State, Syracuse, Tennessee, and Texas; the latter brings you Arizona State (sort of), Boston College, Iowa State, USC, Virginia, and Virginia Tech. Maybe you're thinking some of those schools aren't orange at all, to which we will remind you that red and yellow mixed together MAKE orange. That's Colors 101, sucker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 16, 2019

After this episode, we're now 60% of the way through previewing ever-well, ok SOME of this year's college football teams. This is the Conference Yellow, aka the Piss 12, and it includes Appalachian State, Army, Cal, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Iowa, Michigan, Mizzou, Purdue, Toledo, UCF, and West Virginia. This is also the episode where Spencer does one of the worst things he's ever done on this show, and we're sorry but we cannot control him. Is this a bad time to mention that Shutdown Fullcast has been nominated for best Sports +Recreation podcast in this year’s People’s Choice Podcast Awards? It is? Too bad! Cast your vote for Shutdown Fullcast at https://www.podcastawards.com/app/signup before July 31st. (One vote per category.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 9, 2019

Our super dumb season preview continues with THE BLUE CONFERENCE, home to Boise State, Buffalo, Georgia Southern, Kentucky, Memphis, and Penn State in one division and Arizona, Navy, North Carolina, Notre Dame, Pitt, and UCLA in the other. Holly and Spencer were out for this one, so we brought on special guest Alex Kirshner and person who is on the show all the time Brian Floyd. Does that mean we talked about football and not nonsense? Friend, no. No, it does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 2, 2019

It's season preview time, and this year we're realigning all* of college football by the only system that matters to us: uniform color! We begin with THE RED CONFERENCE, a twelve team league consisting of Alabama, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Washington Statein one division and Georgia, Nebraska, NC State, Stanford, Utah, and Wisconsin in the other. Who will reign supreme? How will we even decide that? What Bill C. secrets will we reveal, changing your whole understanding of this show? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 25, 2019

As the capper to our 2019 Charity Bowl, we headed up to Ann Arbor for a live show on the most sensible day to stay inside possible: the summer solstice, with amazing weather. And because this was a Michigan show, we had to do Michigan things, like: - War trivia - Auditing the business departments of the Big Ten - War fan fiction - Explaining how all of football owes its existence to Michigan - Generally feeling superior to Michigan State in all things Special thanks to the Ann Arbor District Library and the squad at MGoBlog helping make this show possible. (Unless you hate it, in which case they had nothing to do with it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 18, 2019

No team wants to catch a beatdown, but wanting can only get you so far in life, as it turns out. Usually, that beatdown comes at the hands of a powerhouse, like the USWNT, or Oklahoma, or UConn Football. In every case, a beatdown is something to be beheld and regarded, like a freak accident or a zoo animal that gets stuck on the roof of a skyscraper. We will not shame those who deliver beatdowns in this home. We will seek them out and remind you that they are real, and that they can happen at any level, at any time. Especially if you're at a Rutgers game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 11, 2019

The world's only college football podcast always makes the most logical choice, and that is why this episode is about SPOOKY STORIES TO TELL AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. Topics include: - Which coach’s head is secretly held on to his body by a velvet ribbon? - Ryan is not in this show because every terrible story you ever heard about New York came true at once, in his bloodstream - A great deal of time is spent in Indiana without properly taunting Indiana, and for that we apologize in advance - Also a lot of freshwater ecology talk, for some reason Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 4, 2019

The Blood Week History Series turns its gory eye to Bowl Season, (No, bowl season is not a week, but all measures of time are human constructs anyways.) Though many candidates were worthy of consideration for the bloodiest bowl season, only one included: - A beloved postseason donnybrook - Former SWC powerhouses squaring off - Persistent Boise State doubt, somehow - Well-regarded Mississippi teams (plural!) - Disrespected Ohio State BLOOD WEEK HISTORY! THE ONLY COURSE CREDIT IS DOOM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 28, 2019

Look, it's the incredibly rare bird known as An Offseason Fullcast Episode About Football! As we start counting down to the start of the 2019 season, we want you to feel fully informed about the news in our fair sport, including: - Rule changes! - Video game changes! - Coaching changes! In the XFL! - Beer changes! - Hockey! For real, hockey! On a more serious note, we want to send our condolences to the friends and family of Auburn radio announcer Rod Bramblett and Paula Bramblett, who died in a car accident over Memorial Day weekend. If you're interested in participating in the fundraiser for their children, the link's below. https://www.gofundme.com/rod-and-paula-bramblett-family-memorial-fund Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 21, 2019

You know how we did a live show in Austin centered around animal mishaps? Well, there were several stories you submitted that we did not feel comfortable reading into a microphone in front of actual people. So we saved them for this episode, where we could read them into a microphone to digital people, who are not real. Topics include: - Ocean's 11 But Dogs - Prissy, the Radical Feminist Cow - Woodchucks + Fireworks = John Wuck - Tom Hanks as a unit of measurement - Unregistered Iowa Petting Zoo(s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 14, 2019

Blood Week: the week (or weeks) in a college football season where maximum chaos is realized, and the status quo is upturned by as many upsets as the sport can stuff into its craw in one stretch. That usually happens in the middle of the schedule, but there's no rule saying Blood Week has to be then. So we decided to hunt for the bloodiest Week 1 in the sport's history. Without totally spoiling it, our choice includes: - A wasted trip to Anaheim, California - Golf clubs used as rescue devices - A mountain hero named Earl Remember - if you enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, tell a friend and leave us a nice review! If you do not enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, write your thoughts down on a letter that will be sent to us only upon your death! We won't be able to argue with you! Ultimate victory is within your grasp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 7, 2019

It's time for you to get some religion, and by religion I mean finding the story, character, or book of the Bible that best fits different college teams and entities. We split the good book into different assignments: Ryan leads off with the New Testament, Holly gives us a very personal digression into the Book of Revelation, and Jason takes the Old Testament with a few bonus books. Spencer? Spencer didn't do his homework, and is condemned to Hell. Or possibly saved from Hell because this podcast concept is inherently blasphemous? Unclear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 30, 2019

Did you know: there are no college football games scheduled to be played in May, or June, or July of this year. So we might as well talk about old games we enjoy rewatching. (We does not mean Ryan, who lives in a remote hamlet without access to electricity. Stupid, stupid Ryan.) Topics include: Welcome to the EDSBS Book Club, may god have mercy on your soul / College football games we all would watch right now / The time Oregon blew a 31-0 lead to a TCU team with a backup QB named "Bram Kohlhausen" / A review of infamous and inhumane beatdowns we would watch with glee POWERED BY BIG ANGEL ENERGY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 23, 2019

This is what happens when you get five people who have spent way too much time watching or rewatching comic book movies and then let them indulge their most polarizing selves. Captain Marvel is a NASCAR movie. Terrence Howard should have stayed as Rhodey! The MCU did Brexit! Thank you for listening to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 16, 2019

Harry Lyles Jr. joins us for a very serious and analytical 2019 NFL Mock Draft, because we definitely know all of the team needs in this Draft and have ground as much tape as humanly possible to identify breakout stars and busts. We would never make a bunch of dumb joke picks that left one of the best players completely skipped over in the first round while a kicker got taken in the top 15. And we definitely would not forget who plays for the Miami Dolphins! That's not this show, because this show is about SERIOUS FOOTBALL SERIOUSNESS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 9, 2019

We're here to ponder which schools would be the funniest first-time national champs in college football (oh right, we cover college football). Oregon is not discussed in this context, because Michael Dyer was down. And first, let's discuss the funnest parts of the 2019 Charity Bowl, which allows you to: - help people in need - shame your rivals - force Spencer to get a 1990 Citrus Bowl Champs tattoo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 2, 2019

- But first, Holly has some enriching homework for you - How pro wrestling explains college football and everything else - Kofi Kingston vs. Vince McMahon, the most uncomfortably on-the-nose wrestling feud - A lot about LeBron, for some reason - That's a lie - There's never a reason - Some more wrestling stuff happens? - The offseason will continue and some day the universe will end, thanks for listening Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 26, 2019

Los Homely Boys got together in person to talk about the important social issue of the day: Dan Mullen's billowy pants. Per Fullcast statute, there is also some discussion of the Bible and Star Wars, both of which, again, are related to pants. Don't worry, though - we've made our own individual fashion choices that didn't pan out, and so did a couple SPECIAL TEMPORARY GUESTS! Also! If you haven't yet, please take the Vox Media Podcast Newtork audience survey! It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. You can find that survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 19, 2019

What podcast can take a screenshot of a simple chyron error from a local news station in Alabama and turn it into a hastily planned, poorly recorded episode about the SEC Sex Tournament as if that's a real thing or a worthwhile topic? You know who, buddy. You know damn well who. Please note: no episode of the Shutdown Fullcast feels safe for children but this one probably shouldn't even be played on a device that children might later use. Just throw your phone into one of those biohazard bins at the doctor's office after you finish listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 13, 2019

The Shutdown Fullcast heads to the home of Big Cow himself for our first ever ANIMAL DISASTERS episode. What kind of disasters? - The kind where someone decides "a gun in a Publix" is a solution - The kind that involve early 20th century Atlantic City - The kind where your Dad ends up putting multiple holes in the wall - The kind where a mascot becomes a serial killer - Tennessee Volunteers football And so forth. Somehow, Ryan forgot to bring up Noah at all on this episode! What an idiot. (Please note: this is a slightly shorter episode than usual because we cut out the Q&A portion of the show. You gotta show up in person if you want to learn those secrets, sucker.) We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you. It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 12, 2019

- Yes, the dings stop eventually - IT'S WATER POLO CRIMES DAY! - Psychological profile of hero fugitive Aunt Becky - Consider Arizona State and stay out of jail, you rich nerds - Which SEC team best combines Lord of the Rings and paintball? - Live Brexit updates and analysis - Our new and forever enemy, the worst brand on earth: Mossimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 5, 2019

We, the 2019 State Draft GMs, are splitting the country into five teams for very weird reasons. Why are we doing this at all? You ask too many questions! Just like a cop! WE GOT A COP HERE! - Four teams are good. One is bad. I think you know where Florida ends up - What's the point of this? How do you win? I'm surprised you think there's an answer, but thank you for trying - Who'll be the first to pick a state that was already picked? - What is the state dessert of Missouri? - More explosive: DK Metcalf or the state of Mississippi's geology itself? - Which of us is just playing an actual board game the entire time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 26, 2019

Yup, it's Combine time, but we're gonna talk about comic books so deal with it. TOPICS INCLUDE: - Jared Lorenzen would dust you - Vernon Davis vs. The Hulk, who ya got - To this day, all DC characters are written by 8-year-old boys - Character risk? Captain America’s old tweets are a red flag - Which Big 12 team is Galactus? - Advanced analytics: We already know which X-Man would win the 3-cone drill - We love our big stupid Thor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 19, 2019

With the signature timeliness only the Shutdown Fullcast can bring, we're here to discuss football's hot new league, the AAF. It's definitely financially stable and you know that because Rick Neuheisel came here from the Pac-12 Network. Everything he touches turns to gold! I'm pretty sure there's some weird Papa John talk on here as well, though that could be true of any Fullcast episode. Ok, have a great day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 12, 2019

Holly, Spencer, and Jason are joined by Bud Elliott, SB Nation's foremost recruiting expert/lawncare superexpert/State of Florida hypersuper expert. They answer your questions about all of those topics and also get easily distracted, because that's how this show works. Topics include: The hardest positions to evaluate from high school to college Bud goes in on FSU again Lawns are just places to store unwanted dads Chip Kelly wants you to pick a lunch place Why you should text recruits because the phone is now evil Scouting Bad Boy Mowers' catalog for five-star recruits Very hesitant and skeptical Tennessee praise Chip Kelly doesn't like any of the places you picked for lunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 5, 2019

You might not have been paying close attention to all the coaching changes in college football over the last couple months, what with bowl games and the playoff and early signing day and the New Year's party you planned that went off the rails because Todd brought Bacardi 151 even though you only asked him to get a couple bottles of wine. Most of us weren't paying attention either, so Jason decided to quiz us as a team to see how many coaching hires we could name. But first Ryan made everyone talk about Noah, and then Spencer and Holly wanted to share a story of the new friend they made during Super Bowl week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 29, 2019

Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) is an accomplished poet, essayist, and cultural critic who has a new book coming out, Go Ahead in the Rain: Notes to A Tribe Called Quest. He's also from Columbus and an Ohio State fan, so yeah, we made him talk about Craig Krenzel, the Ohio-Florida mirror relationship, and where he was when the Buckeyes lost to Purdue this year. We also talked about children being mean to Tom Brady because it's good when children are mean to Tom Brady. Tell your children to be mean to Tom Brady, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 15, 2019

The offseason is upon us, which means it's time for all of us to set goals for ourselves and our teams. Will we achieve them? Probably not, but that will not stop us from doing this all again next year. Go Human Brains! Topics on this episode include: 3:21 - The Fullcast hosts as Pokemon types 4:29 - A tribute to a truly great college football hater 15:41 - Your/Our Offseason Goals! 26:57 - What if Dan Mullen poses nude with a shark? 35:12 - Let’s talk about the White House Burger Spread 48:12 - Ok more of Your Offseason Goals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 9, 2019

The 2018 college football season ended with a shocking humiliation of Alabama, so let's review the title game and the best oddball things that happened along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 8, 2019

That's right, it's the MIDGAME SHUTDOWN CONFERENCE FULLCALL! Featuring: - Special guests Pablo Torre and Bomani Jones - The audio just totally fucking dying pretty early on and poor Pablo wondering what he's been duped into - Delayed reactions to some of the football action because streaming - Snake governments and strip club franchising and casting the movie of this game - About as much football talk as you'd expect Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 4, 2019

That's right, it's time to talk about the last game of the college football season...a third of the way into this college football podcast. GO FULLCAST GO! Your itinerary follows: 3:22 - Does the Bay Area know they’re hosting the National Championship? 8:38 - A brief, NSFW John Mellencamp digression 9:51 - PODCAST BUSINESS 16:22 - The Coaches Room Broadcast, except we get Mark Richt a little baked 17:47 - He’s Big Cow, etc. 20:08 - The point at which we actually start talking about Clemson-Bama 42:26 - Listeners propose alternate title game locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 31, 2018

Yup, the Fighting Irish made it to a big game and got killed, a thing that has happened so many times before that we got to revisit several regular season and bowl game failings by Notre Dame before we even started to talk about the most recent one. Playoff Like A Champion Today! Other topics include: 13:27 - Die Hard explains the Playoffs, kind of, not really 17:03 - If you’re a Gamecock fan just skip like three minutes ahead at this point 19:33 - Nope, not here for your playoff complaints 24:42 - Hey, why did Georgia miss the playoff again? 27:29 - Spencer taunted a Michigan child 37:04 - Farewell, Mark Richt / Bienvenue, Ryan Brothers Farting On Boats (Yeah, we recorded that entire last segment within the 9 hours where Mark Richt had retired and Manny Diaz had not yet taken the job.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 29, 2018

Appearing on this program per usual: Spencer, Holly, Jason Appearing on this program only via submitted texts to his cohosts because he lost his voice and getting sick during the holidays is some bullshit: Ryan Bowls discussed on this episode: 6:06: THE OUTBACK BOWL 17:49: THE CITRUS BOWL 24:18: THE FIESTA BOWL 31:50: THE ROSE BOWL 41:32: THE SUGAR BOWL How much we love you: Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 27, 2018

Fun fact! We recorded this right before the playoff semifinal disaster, so you can start to see things unraveling. Bowls covered on this episode include: 7:13 - THE MILITARY BOWL 22:18 - THE SUN BOWL 27:55 - THE REDBOX BOWL 35:19 - THE LIBERTY BOWL 44:00 - THE HOLIDAY BOWL 48:55 - THE GATOR BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 23, 2018

Technically, this is our 40 for 40 for the Cotton and Orange Bowls, which are both semifinals in the Playoff. But it's really not that at all. Instead, it's a box of broken Christmas ornaments and mouse droppings. So rather than just give you that box, I'm going to explain why the ornaments are like that and how I don't think we can get rid of the mice. Hooray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 22, 2018

Nope, this is also not the one that went super wrong. Though it does have an interlude where Spencer and Holly have to clean up a spill and Jason and Ryan are basically left talking to themselves, which we didn't edit out because why lie to you like that? Topics on this episode: 3:12 - THE MUSIC CITY BOWL 12:08 - THE CAMPING WORLD BOWL 26:37 - THE ALAMO BOWL 37:31 - THE PEACH BOWL 39:46 - THE BELK BOWL 47:11 - THE ARIZONA BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 20, 2018

Please note: this is not the episode where everything goes terribly, terribly wrong. We'll get to that one, don't worry. This is just the normal amount of things going wrong, focused on the following bowls: 2:28 - THE FIRST RESPONDER BOWL 10:01 - THE QUICK LANE BOWL 15:17 - THE CHEEZ-IT BOWL 27:47 - THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL 32:32 - THE PINSTRIPE BOWL 43:21 - THE TEXAS BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 18, 2018

Yup, still doing these. Nope, not particularly close to done yet. Eh, not really sure what we feel like having for dinner tonight. Maybe soup, but like a hearty soup? But not a creamy soup. Makes us all congested. Topics on this episode: 3:35 - THE BIRMINGHAM BOWL 19:45 - THE ARMED FORCES BOWL 29:27 - THE DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL 35:02 - THE HAWAII BOWL Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 12, 2018

Our long trek through bowl season continues, though on this episode we move forward without the assistance of Jason Kirk (he's fine and you'll see him later, don't be so damn dramatic). On this episode, we talk about: 2:22 THE BOCA RATON BOWL 8:20 THE FRISCO BOWL 14:02 THE GASPARILLA BOWL 24:35 THE BAHAMAS BOWL 31:16 THE FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 10, 2018

It's the time of year when you, college football fan, crave deep, detailed, football-focused previews for the multitude of bowl games that are fast approaching. But we didn't do that last year, or the year before, and we're not doing it this year. This is 40 FOR 40, the series in which we give every bowl game as much time as we think it merits and talk about whatever even slightly bowl adjacent topics occur to us. It will always be this way and never improve. Games featured on this episode: 1:26 - THE NEW MEXICO BOWL 11:09 - THE CURE BOWL 17:59 - THE LAS VEGAS BOWL 29:15 - THE CAMELLIA BOWL 30:39 - THE NEW ORLEANS BOWL ––– Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 5, 2018

Not quite time for bowl previews yet (don't worry, those suckers are looming) so we took an episode to just review your BOLD BRASH HOLIDAY OPINIONS. Topics include: 3:54 - Which Fullcast hosts hate Christmas/Holly yells at those people 7:10 - Some discussion of Army-Navy because this is the only college football podcast after all 8:51 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 1: Drugs and sex are the best part of the season 11:44 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 2: The lead up to Christmas is better than Christmas itself 13:46 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 3: Egg nog is tasty/Elf is a good movie 17:10 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 4: Santa is a deadbeat dad to the world 20:50 - Spencer only recently learned the whole deal with how sunglasses work 25:36 - Holly & Jason’s favorite Christmas movie 28:06 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 5: Elf on the Shelf is a Cop 30:46 - Tree Talk! (not Stanford related) 32:35- HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 6: Hanukkah is better 35:49 - Garrett bought you a new car and ruined Christmas 39:16 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 7: Don’t take turns opening presents, just go feral 44:26 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 8: Cash is the best gift you can receive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3, 2018

I'm gonna be straight with you: I (Ryan) am pretty sleepy this morning so I did not go through the podcast for timestamps of what we discussed. I do know that we hit every conference championship game in some form or another, and that we did not let Iowa State almost losing to Drake escape our watch, and that this episode is brought to you by our friends at LEGO. But I still love you and want you to do great things and I will hopefully time stamp the next episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 28, 2018

Dr. Pepper killed Larry Culpepper, brought us one of TV’s greatest performances, and remains your only student debt savior. Also it’s time to talk about Dr. Pepper knockoffs. Other topics include! 6:42 - Spencer launches his doomed, stupid, unnecessary war against beloved actor Stanley Tucci 9:03 - Championship Week is not RIVALRY WEEK but it’s still maybe good? 14:30 - Memphis-UCF and our great idea for a BBQ restaurant where all your food is served inside a wrestling ring 20:31 - Holly wrongly assumes that UNC hiring Mack Brown means he won’t be calling games on TV anymore 26:38 - The Red River Respect/Recognition Rumble Ruckus 29:31 - How can we reach maximum chaos this weekend? 33:13 - Back on Stanley Tucci for some damn reason, and now Spencer drags Ludacris into it because Spencer is the worst 37:37 - Fine we’ll talk about the SEC Championship whatever 41:51 - Kliff Kingsbury’s not going to Bama leads to tales of Holgo History leads to pondering if Burger King served booze 48:41- Ryan put Marshall-Virginia Tech on the discussion list, and that’s fine 51:41 - We plead with the MWC to move their conference championship kickoff time 53:47 - Our plans for the Pac-12 Network (it’s not available to you) and how the SEC can get even cheaper 56:46 - Gus Malzahn should mail it in or cheat or leave or all three Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 26, 2018

In a stunning first for the Shutdown Fullcast, we spend 21 STRAIGHT MINUTES at the top of the show talking about a football game: LSU-A&M, which went to 7 overtimes, made for a bunch of silly numbers, and, oh yeah, gave us some real ill-advised fighting at the end of it. Other topics include! 7:04 - A brief digression to talk about French Stewart and his origins 22:20 - Egg Bowl scrappin’ featuring Wright Thompson reading play by play 26:09 - The Godfrey/Jason Arizona Chicken Bet reaches its fateful conclusion 30:13 - The freezing, bitter disappointment that was the Apple Cup 32:41 - Spencer and Ryan connect over the most painful game of Rivalry Week 36:15 - We don’t even stay on Ohio State/Michigan for a minute before getting distracted by Minnesota/Wisconsin, this podcast is well-organized and good 39:56 - Wake Forest-Duke: The Nerd Battle For Control Of Hell 45:06 - ***ALERT*** UConn Football Discussion ***Alert*** 52:05 - Pitt’s superweapon continues to charge 60:10 - The non-coaching change that we care most about Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 21, 2018

Most people call this Thanksgiving week, but you know better. This is RIVALRY WEEK, the week where rivals play each other, except when they do that earlier in the season, or if they have multiple rivals, or if they just refuse to play each other any more. In the spirit of RIVALRY WEEK, we discuss: 2:03 - How most RIVALRY WEEK teams and fans are actually basically the same 4:13 - Spencer’s favorite RIVALRY WEEK game every year 7:37 - Major Applewhite makes a good case for sitting out if you can get rich in the Draft 10:44 - If UCF beats USF in RIVALRY WEEK, what else do they need to reach the Playoff? 14:16 - Oklahoma-West Virginia is not technically RIVALRY WEEK but we did invent Turduckoon 17:55 - BUT HELL YEAH APPLE CUP IS RIVALRY WEEK 20:45 - Michigan-Ohio State EXPENSIVE ANXIETY RIVALRY WEEK 29:11 - CLEAN OLD-FASHIONED RIVALRY WEEK 30:46 - Ryan vs. His Persistent Doubt In Florida For No Reason is its own RIVALRY WEEK 33:44 - BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL 36:40 - iron bowl i guess 40:28 - CROSS PODCAST CHICKEN RIVALRY WEEK IN ARIZONA and some other stuff but i got tired of listing it all out. Sorry. ––– Notes from our sponsors: Special thanks to this week's sponsor, The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 20, 2018

Featuring special guests Richard Johnson and Matt Brown, who help us discuss important gamer topics like: - Should you hitch your horse or accept you will smash it into a tree before long? - What if someone on the trail says something rude to you? - Can you play this game with a toddler and not ruin them for life? - Wait, there's an art museum brawl? - Spencer shot a blind man, but it was on accident and while he was trying to do something cool so maybe that's ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 2018

Spencer does not do a British accent on this episode, but he does do a Australianish accent and a surprisingly impressive impression of the Dog Woof setting on a Casio keyboard. Other topics include: 1:38 - Spencer starts an inadvertent future war with Glenn Close 4:38 - A tale of herculean cricketer beer drinking on an international flight 8:00 - Spencer starts a second inadvertent future war with Daniel Day-Lewis 12:19 - Jason reveals the STARTLING TRUTH behind SoCon Saturday 17:58 - Ron Zook to Ohio State/USC/Illinois? 22:45 - 2016 Rutgers vs. 2018 Rutgers, A Terrible Trivia Game 29:51 - An actual discussion of Clay Helton, it seems 33:23 - SPENCER HALL, THE HUMAN DOG SETTING ON A CASIO KEYBOARD 35:36 - Thank you for nothing, Syracuse 40:46 - Kneel before your Chicken King 45:34 - Let Les coach against Texas! 47:05 - FCS Playoff Time!!! 55:35 - Let’s imagine a world where FBS uses a 24 team playoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 16, 2018

Wake Forest coach Dave Clawson thought something was up when the Louisville defense read the Demon Deacons’ plays like they knew what was coming — even with plays Wake Forest had never used before. Teams have had spies for as long as college football has existed, but Wake was dealing with something entirely new: The plays were being stolen by someone standing on their own sideline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 14, 2018

No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong. 0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins 3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting 5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop) 10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine 13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers 19:17 WAZZU VS. VEST VIRGINIA leads to a discussion of how bad Darth Vader probably smelled 21:58 ARIZONA VS. OKLAHOMA STATE and how Fox’s NFL coverage would handle the death of a president 26:11 PITT VS. BAMA and a farewell to the Peter Man 30:54 AUBURN VS. UAB and Jason explaining why Florida needs to lose to save the Birmingham Bowl 33:38 TEXAS A&M VS. whoever Iowa State is playing, not sure? 38:06 ALABAMA VS. THE OAKLAND RAIDERS and Spencer’s weird admiration for Mark Davis 42:05 USC VS. COLORADO and why you can model your professional life after Todd Graham Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 12, 2018

This isn't a warning you should need, but this episode contains PETRINO VOICE OUT THE GATE. This podcast is not for children, or for adults, really. Other topics! 6:46 New career paths for Bobby 8:38 Cackling, maniacal Spencer on Florida-South Carolina 11:12 Michigan State lost the…punting battle??? 17:00 Sympathy for the Crimson Tide, who just didn’t have it this weekend 19:24 Boston College scored the most New England touchdown possible 22:18 The defensive wrinkle Clemson should use in the national championship 24:00 Cremation or Burial: What do we do with the VT defense? 27:41 You (yes, you, listener) are a top 20 team! 29:49 Bedlam was perfectly Bedlam in its Bedlamity 33:25 Ok Cool. Hook Em 40:00 Cackling, maniacal Holly on Tennessee-Kentucky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 7, 2018

Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include: 2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths 7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules 12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn 18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice! 22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Affective Disorder 23:52 - Fresno! Boise State! Milk Can Battle! 27:03 - Decisions in the Fullcast vote for Job Mike Gundy Won’t Take and Bad Ohio State Loss In 2019 29:35 - Talking about Phil Fulmer’s creative control/Jeremy Pruitt’s fuel source for some reason that is not clear to me in retrospect 32:56 - Spencer learns no lessons week to week 36:23 - SANDMAN LOCK OF THE WEEK ($$$) 38:22 - Bigfoot Erotica, the path to political success 45:10 - The vote for Worst Fullcast Idea of 2018 48:38 - LSU, Arkansas, and Brick Shithouses 51:46 - Caution: Speedy Dudes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 6, 2018

On this episode! 3:35: Why being ranked 8th or 9th is best, in college football or life in general 7:47: **WARNING - PETRINO VOICE SEGMENT** 11:28: Deciding which listeners we could be friends with based on the Playoff teams they’d most enjoy seeing 25:30: Steve Addazio, World War II buff 35:40: Jason suggests Pitt’s superweapon is still charging (featuring Yinzer Emperor Palpatine) 38:55: An examination of Gus Law 45:32: SANDMAN CALLIN 51:58: Spencer says Michigan should be worried about Penn State, with little to no evidence 55:05: Ryan shares a deeply personal but boring fear 58:44: LSU, Bama, and dying at the bottom of the Grand Canyon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 6, 2018

Because we continue to be plagued by "we can't actually send new podcast episodes out to anyone for some reason" problems (which we do explain to the best of our ability in this show), we made the brave and brilliant decision to embrace a new and emerging form of technology: the conference call. What you're about to hear is us and 700 muted guests* doing something roughly like our usual weekly review, except this time we couldn't edit anything out. Fun! *There is a hell moment at the end where they are all simultaneously unmuted. You have been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 29, 2018

We open our college football podcast the way you'd expect: by running through a buncha Red Dead 2 misadventure on the parts of Jason and Spencer. Further topics include! 13:19 - Hooboy Georgia Tech tore through Virginia Tech 16:20 - Ryan calls the DUDEVOLUTIONARIES OF THE WORLD to answer Boston College’s call 17:19 - Entirely too much time spent on Kentucky-Mizzou 22:47 - Maybe not enough time talking about Washington losing to Cal, which tenuously leads to Texas losing to Oklahoma State via a Wazzu detour 30:45 - Which SEC Quarterback am I? 36:16 - Spencer shares the greatest historic example of QB leadership 37:20 - Jason asks would you rather: lose as a 24 point favorite or lose after leading by 28? 40:04 - A pretty rational discussion of Florida-Georgia 43:18 - SHIRTLESS FSU PROFESSOR READIN’ IN THE STANDS 46:01 - We warned you, Oregon! 52:05 - Iowa has broken the rules of literary genres Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 24, 2018

We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like: 7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker 9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic 14:24: Half of us don’t know how old our siblings are/Ryan’s parents are salmon 19:52: We actually start previewing Week 9, including Dana Holgorsen’s Casino Youth Group 24:50: APP STATE IS RANKED DO NOT FORGET THIS FACT 29:09: Ryan tries to talk about Friday games but is summarily rejected 31:51: Followed by Jason talking about UNC VERSUS UVA WHAT A DICK 36:20: A vision of the future that ends with Iowa playing for the national championship 44:36: Spencer tries to avoid talking about Florida-Georgia 51:06: Yeah USF probably won’t be undefeated much longer 57:12: Kentucky-Mizzou, the headless man vs. the disembodied head 60:50: SANDMAN HOT GAMBLIN TIPS 63:14: A month-long, tripartite Chicken Bet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 22, 2018

I (Ryan) wasn't on this episode, and apparently my chucklehead cohosts screwed up the recording somehow and had to do the episode over again. HA! I AM NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS, JERKS. But I have no idea what they talked about on this so just go on faith, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 17, 2018

Gus Malzahn is owed a lot of money by Auburn. But if Auburn truly believes in prosperity theology, they won't let that hold them back! (Louisvlle, you're a different case, and you know that, but we believe in you, too.) OTHER TOPICS:Jason makes a convincing case that who you are at 14 is who you are foreverSpencer makes us talk about several Pac-12 games that nobody actually wants to think aboutThe Alabama-Tennessee game goes undiscussed because we fear and love Holly in equal measureSome very high quality FCS beefin'Frost buzzards in the forecast for Michigan-Michigan StateUCF and USF get to have a BONUS ROUND weekendA very special appearance by Fullcast stalwart Brian Floyd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 15, 2018

BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 2018

Welcome to the flaming inferno that separates Teams That Are Pretty Good from Teams That Nope No They Are Not. Which side will you fall on, Texas Tech and TCU? Do you dare test the power of the fire, Texas A&M and South Carolina? UCLA! Cal! You must also be tested, even if yes UCLA is kind of already burned completely at this point! Oh, also Barry Alvarez is building a clone in full view of the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 8, 2018

We discuss: - Why Mike Stoops Was Barely Making It On 950K a Year - Why Spencer should shut the hell up about being happy because he doesn't know the meaning of pain - The joy of watching Paul Johnson sit on a grudge for 12 damn years - Mizzou/South Carolina was the most important game of the week because dear god, did you see half the bullshit that happened in that game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 3, 2018

That's right, the Red River Ramblin' Rigatoni Ruckus is back, with both teams ranked and looking to grab control of the Big 12. So we talked about weird food and miniature cattle and big ole rabbits. It's also the anniversary of Auburn 3-Mississippi State 2, either Rutgers or Illinois is gonna get a Big 10 win, and Miami will probably unveil some way too sexual prop just to prove they're the manliest man in mandom. Granted, we didn't talk about any of that for the first 15 minutes or so, the designated non-football portion of this podcast. This show will never get any better, no matter how much you or I would like it to. That's fun. This is all fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 1, 2018

Sure, James Franklin maybe could have called a better play at the end of the Ohio State game. And sure, maybe Bobby Petrino blew a chance to beat Florida State for almost no reason. But Jason almost ladder match'd innocent bystanders in a Publix. Further points of discussion:Kentucky is good!Notre Dame is also good and that's confusing!Nebraska is not good!Washington State may or may not be good but they have achieved PEAK AIR RAID form!Talented Mr. Ripley-ing strategies!Stop being a grumpus about fans rushing the field! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 26, 2018

TOPICS DISCUSSED ON THIS IMPORTANT EPISODE! All millennials are actually a thousand years old, Chip Kelly is now the highest paid public park boot camp instructor in the world, Bill Snyder literally declares "You shall not pass" and reminds everyone that he is Windbreaker Gandalf, Holly plays video games during the podcast, a short discussion of charming felonious quarterbacks, Cal is the Kentucky of the Pac-12, and do not watch whatever USC/Arizona is going to be, just don't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 24, 2018

Ryan didn't watch very much football this weekend, so his helpful and not at all hostile friends Holly, Spencer, and Jason stepped up to give him an understanding of how yes, that was how many points Mississippi State scored and no, the Stanford and Washington wins were not in any way similar and yes, TCU and Oklahoma State both lost and no, there is no good explanation for what happened in the Old Dominion-Virginia Tech game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 19, 2018

The world's most prophetic podcast continues to speak abominations into existence, most notably that news about erotic Super Mario associates. What Week 4 horrors can we create? Everyone is recording in the same chronology for once! HOW BAD is USC's offense? HOW BAD is Bobby Petrino's offense? Michigan Debate Team disavows this loss to Nebraska! Jeremy Pruitt's food groups! Which truck is your school? Lifehack: lose to Kentucky! AL.com reporter Tow Mater! Bet actual money on Buffalo-Rutgers! Honestly it's mostly more Lewd Nintendo Content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 17, 2018

Ed Orgeron did a cuss, but BYU won in Madison despite specifically not doing cusses, so it remains to be seen whether or not cusses are the way to win football games. Arkansas and Northwestern and USC all probably did some cusses, though you can't really blame them for that. Also there's way too much sexual discussion in this episode related to the Mario universe. Sorry. P.S. Kansas scored 55 points in a football game in 2018 and Rutgers is now a cuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 12, 2018

Why aren't vans cool anymore? Is Steve Addazio actually Poseidon's personal trainer? What happens if Bama has to score 60 points to beat Ole Miss? Why did Jason bet real American money on UMass? What is up with Miami's road schedule? Who's gonna get a big ole dose of self-confidence this weekend by beating up a bad team? Where does Spencer think Woody Hayes's severed leg would have ended up? Why do we rely on this question structure as if it will be the thing to convince you to listen to the episode? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 10, 2018

USC, come here and have some tea. Texas, we brought you epsom salts. Florida, you look like - oh, you're dead? Apparently you're dead. That's fun. Week 2 had plenty of pain and suffering for the shuffling crusty former titans of college football, as well as fun performances from Clemson-Texas A&M, USF-Georgia Tech, and Michigan State-Arizona State. Also, Jason was the only non Iowa or Iowa State fan who watched all of El Assico and in doing so he discovered a MASSIVE ESPN MEDIA LIESPIRACY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 7, 2018

You would think the three of us being in the same physical space, recording our show with the assistance of actual experts in the field, would mean this is the crispest, best sounding Fullcast episode ever. WRONG. One of our colleagues told us it sounds "like the Allied invasion of Germany." We have no plausible explanation for this, but we had a very good time with those of you who came out to the show and if you have the ear strength to muscle through, we think those of you who couldn't might enjoy this episode as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 6, 2018

On paper, Week 2 is not as interesting as some other weeks of college football might be. Do not be fooled! These are the weeks when potential disaster awaits, like Georgia letting South Carolina hang around way too long and Georgia fans getting all worked up online. Or Kentucky could beat Florida! Or your cable box could get stuck on Virginia-Indiana! Important topics we cover include: - Ryan's proposal for Anxiety Week - Holly's breakdown of a Philadelphia insect theft - Spencer gets excited about the first Jimbo-Dabo showdown - Everyone else calls Spencer an idiot - Fun facts about the Iowa State coach who proved gambling and telecommuting go together perfectly - Penn State faces Pitt in Blake Bortleseseses ancestral spawning grounds - How Arizona State can win and lead to Mike Shanahan, Ohio State Head Coach - Tales of Overnapping - Liberty-Army, Your Facebook Uncle's Most Anticipated Game - Horse Skeletons and Matt Leinart's bartering success story - Again, Philadelphia Insect Theft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 4, 2018

I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I'm going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACKTexas's commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big TenMaybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idkSpencer fawning over Ole MissConsiderably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let's say HawaiiMinimal talk about West Virginia-Tennessee because fearPondering Miami fans dressed up like Canes Iron Giant or whatever going back to their hotel in full costume just totally bummed Also, this was recorded before the FSU-VT game, so if there's no talkin' bout the Noles, that's why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 28, 2018

The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it's time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn's chances against Washington, Virginia Tech's 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College's most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it's part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that Kennesaw State's approach to turnover paraphernalia is the purest and best. (Also UAB was way better than Florida and Tennessee last year even though they were basically in the "toddler who just got out of the hospital after a scary illness" stage of college football program development.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2018

Bill Connelly joins us to assess, approve, reject, and come to terms with BOLD PREDICTIONS submitted by our listeners about Lovie Smith's coaching prowess, an LSU-Florida SEC Title Game, West Virginians fighting Bill, FCS teams triumphing over their richer brothers, and the unsolvable mystery of the ACC Coastal. Also, Jason continues to insist Texas is going 9-3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices