About this episode
Jared kicks off with meta-complaints about internet scolds who ruin harmless parent stories by commenting “they’ll be dead one day,” then pivots to three personal gripes: Penn State football being stuck in mediocrity under James Franklin (great recruiter, stagnant offense, scary to make a change), how brutal it is to admit you’re a comedian in public (the “tell us a joke/are you funny?” gauntlet), and why argument doesn’t equal evil if you can keep it playful like he does with his parents. Listener submissions follow: a mother-in-law’s overpowering 40-year signature perfume that lingers on everything (Jared’s take: you probably have to eat it, or pull a sitcom-style “third-party cougher” intervention), a plane neighbor’s bare toes on the armrest (firm “excuse me” is enough), anti–ChatGPT snobbery (it’s fear and performative purity; tools are fine in moderation), and a restaurant employee plopping down a foot away to watch phone videos out loud (personal-space crime, use headphones or move). Closes by reminding listeners to send their own complaints for future Tuesdays. Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co