Financial Sorcery & Black Magic: The Dark Alchemy of Private Equity

LISTEN and SUBSCRIBE on: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watchdog-on-wall-street-with-chris-markowski/id570687608 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PtgPvJvqc2gkpGIkNMR5i WATCH and SUBSCRIBE on: https://www.youtube.com/@WatchdogOnWallstreet/featured A blistering take on how private equity uses financial engineering — SPVs, rating tricks, and “volatility laundering” — to disguise junk-like credit as investment-grade paper and shove it into pensions, insurers, and unsuspecting investors. This piece exposes inflated valuations, hidden illiquidity, and fee-heavy schemes that keep limited partners waiting for real payouts while PE firms paper over risk. Read it as a warning: do your homework, demand honest mark-to-market accounting, and don’t let glossy suits and clever legal structures hide the rot.