Lance Armstrong, Simulacrums & Biorhythms, Kermit's Finger

Well it finally happened. I used a fancy 50-cent word and then was asked the definition and CAME UP SHORT. Damn you, liberal arts education. We discuss whether we still retain what we learned in college, my crappy mood, a joke that I hilariously bungle, the ongoing nickname search, Lance Armstrong and what a dick he is, dead bodies, outrage, detention centers and so much more. We also do a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF Legacy Shirt! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you ShadyRays.com (use code BESTFRIEND for 50% off 2 or more pairs), Brumate.com (use code BESTFRIEND for 15% off first order) Joybird.com/ROSEN (use code ROSEN for 25% off first order). Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial