Jackie Johnson's Tomatoes, Helen Hong's Phone Call, Tony's Commando Toes

Helen Hong is here and she hates beans but loves her infant nephew despite his exhausting helplessness. Jackie Johnson is here and she needs advice on how to handle tomato theft. Daniel has a creative solution which leads to me wondering if Italian people really pronounce "sauce" the way Daniel insists they do. Plus Tony Thaxton's toes are occasionally going commando and I am cheating on my eye exams. Plus cotton candy grapes and some glitches in the matrix. Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: FIGS: http://wearFIGS.com and enter code BESTFRIEND at checkout for 15% off APOSTROPHE: http://apostrophe.com/bestfriend (use code bestfriend for $15 off) GLAMNETIC: http://glamnetic.com/bestfriend (enter code bestfriend for 30% off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/