Allocation Disorder: recapping Orlando City-NYCFC, Sporting KC vs San Jose and Portland v Dallas

Paul and Sam are recording Tuesday for a Thursday release, so they're breaking down the Tuesday night names. 0:00 - Recapping the weekend's playoff games, and the intense entertainment therein, featuring a whole lot of Orlando City-NYCFC. What happened behind the scenes of one of the wildest games in MLS history? Why did Oscar Pareja go running into the dressing room? How many times did we think the game was over? What will happen next for Orlando with two starters suspended for the next round? 21:15 - The Wondo Love Machine rolls on, even if San Jose does not: Sporting KC vs San Jose review, plus a strange analogy involving bad breath from Sam. Also, where do San Jose go from here and will Wondo be back? 33:02 - Fast forwarding past Minnesota United to talk Portland v Dallas. How Portland's major problem this season was on display against Dallas, plus another incredibly dramatic penalty shootout and the glory of centerback penalties. 38:52 - Taking a look back at the teams who are out of the playoffs and where they go from here next season, featuring Miami, NYCFC, NY Red Bulls, and more! 49:48 - Things Paul and Sam are thankful for, including Orlando City, the USMNT, and MLS in general. Sponsors! Credible! Visit Credible.com/TSS and get a $200 gift card when you refinance your student loans Artifact! Go to HeyArtifact.com/TSS or HeyArtifact.com/daryl to hear some sample episodes, and when you're ready to hear one of your own you can use the promo code "TSS40" to get $40 off your first order! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.