About this episode
Live from the Fishman District in Fishman Island, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “The Hody Jones Christmas Special!” So sit by your olde-radio-den-den-mushi and enjoy some music from your favorite hosts. Enjoy with the lyrics below, or don’t, I don’t care: Your Favorite Villain Hosts Chopper, The Blue Nosed Reindeer (00:01:40) Written by The Dude Sung by The Dude Arranged by The Dude You know Luffy and Zoro and Usopp and Nami Robin and Franky and Brook and Sanji But the star of this tune Looks like a talking raccoon Chopper the blue-nosed reindeer Also could walk upright And if he ever saw you He would hide in plain sight Shunned by the other reindeer He tried to run away from home Humans didn’t like him either Cause he looked like a Chewbacca clone Then one snowy winter’s day A guy showed up in the nude “Come with me and do your part Together we’ll heal this country’s heart” Then a bunch of sad stuff happened So we’ll just skip over that Chopper’s now a world class doctor On the pirate crew of the Straw Hats An Ode to Strawberry (00:04:33) Written by The Dude Sung by Steve Yurko Arranged by The Dude, Zach Logan, and Steve Yurko I saw Strawberry in One Piece Underneath the third panel from the right His design is pretty neat My heart near skipped a beat When I saw that huge hat on his head It made my life complete Oh if I only could be a Marine And serve under this Vice-Admiral’s seat I would jump and shout “hurrah” While we both uphold the law If I were part of Strawberry’s fleetI saw Strawberry in a flashback So glad he’s back in the story again On the record this is not (have it stricken!) But I think he’s kind of hot (no homo!) I should put my feelings on restrainI saw Strawberry in the SBS Oh my god that’s his entire head!? What I’d do with it, you know Make it into a love pillow And sleep next to it in my bedI will cuddle it with pride One day it will be my bride It’s Strawberry in my bed J-Sack’s Tweets: 2011 (00:07:20) Based on Tweets by Jason Sung by The Dude Arranged by The Dude How Eneru Stole Christmas (00:11:09) Written by The Dude Performed by J. Michael Tatum Arranged by Zach Logan The 12 Days of Podcasting (00:12:47) Written by The Dude Sung by The Dude Arranged by The Dude Three Marines (00:14:16) Written by The Dude Sung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve Yurko Arranged by The Dude and Zach Logan [Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQ What’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you. Devil Fruit powers, Count the hours Til we all run you throughO Justice is what we live to serve And we don’t grade on a curve Break the law, we’ll break your jaw And you will get what you deserve Lazy Ass Justice [Ao Kiji] You just woke me up from my sleep Having Ice Powers doesn’t come cheap Justice declaring, Once was flaring Now I’d just rather count sheepAo Kiji is my name Lazy-ass Justice is my game Until I… My, my, my, my, my, my… How boring I’ma take a nap…[Kizaru] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices