About this episode
• Bart Merrick and Crystal Vann promoted as experienced realtors • Dan shares story about selling his mom's beach house with Bart and Crystal's help • Jason joins via Zoom to talk about his positive experience selling his childhood home • Jason praises Bart for being informative and helping make educated decisions • Crystal praised for attention to detail and professionalism • Tom and Dan joke about Crystal's superpower and Bart's quiet demeanor • Jason lives in Raleigh and mentions insurance issues as a reason to sell • Jason thanked and invited to visit the studio • Show opens live from Just Call Mo Studio • Seth Petruzzelli introduced as guest, now with a mustache • Tom and Dan joke about diversifying the T&D universe with new characters • Seth jokes about being asked to say bad things and acting out for material • Dan praises Seth's fatherhood and photos of him with his baby • Seth and Dan discuss fleeting nature of parenting moments • Jokes about wives' fluctuating weight and appearances • Hurricane Party in Sanford promoted as punk/ska festival • Merchman back for 18th year, new sunglasses and stickers for sale • Seth says he's doing well and talks recent health changes • Seth started eating beef and goat again due to high B6 levels • Jokes about "goof" being goat + beef • Refuses to eat a Baconator, avoids pork • Dan stalks Seth's social media and notices no boat posts since December • Jokes about otter poop in expensive, unused boat • Boat engine overheated after short use before Memorial Day • Seth limped it back home, scratched himself checking for issues • Chat member Conway J offers help; penis pic jokes ensue • New law prevents boat cops from stopping vessels without cause • Jokes about vomiting, smoke, or nudity triggering probable cause • Legal to be naked on your own boat in Florida • Speculation about nudity rules depending on distance or appearance • Dan praises boat nudity as freeing; jokes about peeing off the back • Karate birthday punches explained; Seth gives light strikes to kids • Student Jackal loves it; Tracy joins in during nephew's birthday • Dan jokes about Maisie getting kicked for posture in dance • Seth trying to sell his house and frustrated by picky buyers • Complains about people lacking vision when viewing customized homes • Therapy floated as a way to handle real estate stress • Seth unsure if he'd prefer a male or female therapist • Seth says symptoms from B6 toxicity improving: twitching, tingling • Recalls getting HIV tests regularly and awkward exchange with staff • Jokes and impressions about assumptions made at testing clinic • Conversation about microcuts, risk, and anal sex in safe sex talk • Upcoming topics teased: Karate Kid reboot and Pigpen's music • Matty Matheson from The Bear mentioned, plus song "Mental Madness" • Dan shares that Andrea lost 20 pounds on Dr. Power's plan • Focus on in-body testing, hormone levels, and real nutrition • Seth's Karate of Orlando site promoted, ages 3 to 65 • Talk about Karate Kid Legends with Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan • Mortal Kombat's Raiden and Shang Tsung inspired by Big Trouble in Little China • Desire for a 4K copy of Big Trouble; movie available on Prime • Jokes about watching it while smoking weed together • Announcement for Tom and Dan Family Skate-a-Thon on July 12 • New BDM-only barbecue event coming in September • Hittin' Skins collab with new sun shirts and straw hats • Friendly trash talk about Pineapple Man triathlon challenge • EJ claims he can outswim Dan; race in Lake Conway teased • Listener emails cover mocktails, NA drinks, and Fairlife milk • Dan had a pina colada after 4 months dry; Tracy had one too • Listener confesses to eating full container of Publix cookies • Joey Chestnut eats 27 bags of popcorn in new record • Dan shares old gorge stories—pizza and donuts • Vomiting after overeating discussed as weirdly relieving • Long ear and cheek hair discoveries horrify the group • Ayahuasca, psilocybin, and panic attacks from early weed use • Shared dream visuals and AI video sparking collective memories • Dan thought he was a child again during NYE weed brownie freakout • Reflection on how a single experience can trigger lifelong anxiety • Tom and Dan discuss how brains are more similar than people think ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)