BTLS | Doll’s Eyes & Dead Man’s Gold: Lasker’s Most Morbid Confession Yet!

On this brutally dark segment of The Bubba The Love Sponge Show, Gene Lasker explains “doll’s eyes” and walks Bubba through a real-life nightmare: a biker on a rice rocket flying past him at 150, getting sliced clean in half by a guardrail on Eisenhower, his legs lying 14 feet away while he’s still gargling and barely alive. Bubba leans into the horror-movie visuals as Gene admits he tried to comfort the guy—telling him he’d be fine and back on his bike—despite knowing there was “no fixing that.” From there, the room tumbles into a savage, morally wrong but brutally honest debate: if you’re first on the scene, no cameras, no witnesses, and the rider’s clearly dying, do you grab the cash and gold while you play guardian angel? Bubba and Gene riff through looting etiquette—take the cash but not the credit cards, quietly put the wallet back for ID, maybe snag the gold medallion—framing it as “helping him out” while he takes his last breath. It’s pure Bubba: graphic, offensive, shockingly funny, and weirdly real all at once. #GeneLasker