Episodes

5d ago

It may be getting cold outside, but Ms. Crystal is here to warm your heart and loins. She discusses several important historical dates, asks you to help her figure out a figurine, and names the Crystal's Crystals of the week. As always, thank you for watching, listening, and commenting. Crystal appreciates you! Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼 Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 8

In this twentieth episode of Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program, Crystal is joined by Dave Gunther. Yes, THE Dave Gunther from Trailer Tales. Dave helps Ms. Crystal Figure out The Figurine, ticks her off by farting in her nice chair, and they listen to some voicemails together. Follow our friend Dave Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at MCPP! We are excited to spend our first Thanksgiving together. Crystal gives a brief history lesson on the history of the Pilgrims and Native Americans, reminisces on some activities she did in her younger days, and figures out a Thanksgiving figurine. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden . Got Mail? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼 Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3

Heck yeah, it's December, baby! Get your favorite afghan and a cup of tea, and let Ms. Crystal entertain you for the next hour. She preaches about parents lying to their kids, has a fresh holiday figurine, and of course, takes some viewer voicemails. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Mail? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG : 👚 Merch : ✍🏼 Facebook: 🌸 MCPP IG : 🫶🏼 Patreon : Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 17

In this 17th episode, Ms. Crystal gives Safe-T-Man a fresh new wig (whether he asked for it or not), names her Scottish Hunk of the Week, and tries to figure out why a cat figuring has such big eyes. She also sorts through another batch of unpredictable voicemails, and wraps up by showing off her latest creation. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. Find him! Follow the Podcast's Instagram Leave a message for Ms. Crystal 615-200-7193 Got Mail for Ms. Crystal? P.O.Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 Find Libbie: 📱 Follow on Instagram 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP Facebook Group 🫶🏼 Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 15

Hi there, it's your pal, Ms Crystal, and I am so excited to announce that I am now part of the All Things Comedy Network! Watch on Spotify Premium & YouTube or listen on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 10

Finally, Ms. Crystal has Gem on the pod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 3

Ms. Crystal is on one this week! She is bringing awareness to Elderly People Turn Around time, rants about Margerie at the Creme Shack, has an exciting Figuring out the Figure, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 27

It's the Halloween Episode! Ms. Crystal has a spooky Hunk of the Week, a spooky Halloween figurine, and plenty of voicemails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 20

My good friend Harry joins me to discuss everything from the Rapture to guilty pleasures. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 13

This week on the podcast: Crystal thinks about different jobs she'd like to have, announces Crystal's Crystals, takes some wild calls, and showcases a bear figurine. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Voicemail: 615-200-7193 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Snail Mail: P.O. Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 6

Join Ms. Crystal as she figures out TWO figurines, dives into another song analysis you didn't know you needed, and sifts through a fresh batch of voicemails. Oh! And meet our new cohost, Skeletal Crystal! Come see Crystal, Tammy, and Dave live in Nashville on Nov 4th at Zanies Comedy club. Tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 29

Tammy's friend Svetlana joins Ms. Crystal for the first time! They cover Russian accents, favorite Bible Stories, herpes, and many other exciting topics. (This is not an AI description, promise). Please follow Svetlana https://www.tinadybal.com/ 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 22

🎙️ This Week on the Program: My cousin-in-law, Darryl, joins me. In this episode, we're discussing everything from Crystal's decision to never move out to the strange occurrences with motion detectors and robot doctor calls. Plus, Darryl's may never come back, there's a voicemail segment, and we discuss everything from floating the Rio Grande to the fate of JC Penney. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Call Crystal and leave a message 615-200-7193 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 15

Ms. Crystal hates horns!! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 8

Ms. Crystal went segment crazy today! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 1

Thanks for being here! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 25

My first guest is one of my favorite people, Kyler Finney. He's a hilarious comic and a hard-working guy. We cover topics like big clothes, small toilets, and fat doctors. Follow Kyler on IG: https://tinyurl.com/5chhpa3b Tickets to Show N Tell 9/3/25 https://tinyurl.com/54nrsput 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 18

Ms. Crystal gets heated about mobility scooters, shows her first creation, and goes off on many tangents. Thanks for being here. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 🌸 MCPP IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Follow the hunk of the week here: https://tinyurl.com/56bafjj8 Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 11

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Aug 4

We did it! We are back with a second episode of MCPP! Crystal has a fun-filled 50 minutes for you today. Who will be the hunk of the week? What will the Creation be for this week? Tune in to find out. Crystal's Creations 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 📦 Storage IG: https://tinyurl.com/2abzjaj2 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 28

Thank you for tuning into Ms. Crystal's new podcast! She shares a figurine, showcases a new creation, and goes off on several tangents. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 📦 MCPP's IG https://tinyurl.com/44zfn5jn 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices