Why You’d Regret Competing in the Ancient Greek Olympics

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorian Tonight, we’re heading back to ancient Olympia — land of laurel wreaths, oil-slicked ambition, and deeply questionable decision-making. You are not an athlete. But you think you could be. What follows is a journey of dust, dishonor, goat-related overconfidence, and one deeply unfortunate encounter with a sacrificial cake. This is not a story of Olympic glory. It’s a cautionary tale of what happens when civic pride, mild delusion, and an aggressively short tunic collide under the Mediterranean sun. From awkward oaths to surprise punches in the pancreas, you’ll come to understand — painfully and publicly — why some were born to be legends, and others to be cautionary pottery motifs. 🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep Tools Looking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend: • Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy • Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f • Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE • Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn • Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu • White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTw These are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy. #SleepStory #AncientGreece #Olympics #HistoryForSleep #FunnyHistory #HistoricalHumor #DrowsyHistorian #CalmNarration #OlympicDisaster #OilAndHumiliation