Why You’d Regret Being a Constable in Tudor England

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorian Tonight, you’re not a knight, a noble, or even a criminal with a good story. You’re a constable in a small Tudor town—a man too poor to be respected, too official to be liked, and too tired to care. You’ll spend your week chasing thieves with no weapons, enforcing laws you barely understand, and getting blamed for everything from street brawls to sausage theft. You’ll be spat on, bribed, ignored, and occasionally beaten with your own staff. And if you’re lucky, you’ll get through Sunday without crying in public. Welcome to the life of a Tudor constable: overworked, underpaid, and one mistake away from being replaced by someone younger, cleaner, and more Latin-literate. 🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep Tools Looking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend: • Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy • Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f • Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE • Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn • Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu • White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTw These are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy. #tudorhistory #britishhistory #drowsyhistorian #medievalsleepstories #historicalstorytelling #sleephistory #constablelife #calmhistory