About this episode
Get early episodes & bonus perks on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorian Tonight on Drowsy Historian , we’re traveling back to Tudor England — but not for courtly intrigue or royal gossip. No, tonight’s horror is on your dinner plate. From plague-ridden pottage and gravel-filled bread to aristocratic sugar sculptures laced with lead, Tudor cuisine was less about flavor and more about survival (or not). Whether you were a peasant gnawing on stale rye or a noble choking on a swan stuffed with a goose stuffed with regret, one thing was certain: dinner was always a gamble. In this slow, immersive, second-person journey, you'll live a dozen lifetimes across the Tudor table — scraping out stew, eyeing dubious pies, and trying not to think about the rat under the bench. It’s educational. It’s disgusting. And it’s narrated in a calm, dry tone designed to lull you to sleep… while quietly ruining your appetite. Lie back, close your eyes, and try not to dream of eel pies. 🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep Tools Looking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend: • Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy • Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f • Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE • Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn • Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu • White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTw These are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy. #DrowsyHistorian #TudorHistory #MedievalFood #SleepStory #HistoricalSleepNarration #HistoryPodcast #BoringHistory #WhyTudorFoodSucked #SecondPersonNarrative #MedievalCooking #ASMRHistory #HistoricalSleepAid