About this episode
Get early episodes & bonus perks on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorian Tonight, you are not a Spartan. You’re a Helot — a state-owned slave at the bottom of one of the most brutal societies in history. No armor. No rights. No future. From birth to death, your life is labor, punishment, and erasure. You carry their food, raise their children, clean their temples, and die in their wars — all while being told you're lucky not to be dead already. This isn’t a story about warriors. It’s a story about the people they stood on. So lie back. Get comfortable. And let yourself be slowly crushed by the quiet horror of what it meant to serve the glory of Sparta without ever being allowed to share in it. 🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep Tools Looking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend: • Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy • Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f • Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE • Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn • Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu • White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTw These are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy. #DarkHistory #Sparta #AncientHistory #Helots #BrutalHistory #SleepStory #HistoricalNarration #DrowsyHistorian #FallAsleepToHistory