Two Guys on a Plane

Dec 9

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos, comfort, and absolute craziness of spending the holidays as flight attendants—and we brought two of our favorite people along for the ride. We’re joined by our friends and fellow crew members, Bre ane Caleb, who have somehow managed to turn missed holidays, graveyard-view hotel rooms, and granola-bar “Christmas dinners” into some of the most magical traditions we’ve ever experienced. Together, we talk about the wild layovers that shaped us, the unexpected friendships that kept us sane, and how creating our own traditions—like our now-annual Christmas market trips—has turned some of the hardest moments of the job into the ones we cherish most. Grab your glühwein, buckle in, and get in the holiday spirit with us. Want to join us on our next Christmas Market trip!? We’re going to Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania in 2026! Tap here to learn more! Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [2:01] Caleb’s legendary “baby gun” passenger story [4:22] Bri’s unforgettable mid-flight wetsuit moment [7:54] How we all randomly met (and re-met) in Budapest [9:42] Champagne in coach & the accidental birth of a friendship [12:18] Caleb & Rich trauma-bond on a truly awful layover [13:44] Holiday layovers from graveyards to granola-bar “dinners” [15:21] A senior mama turns Fourth of July into pure magic [17:12] The Christmas dinner that wasn’t free… until it wasn’t [19:16] How Caleb & Bri started their Christmas market tradition [20:55] Why slowing down at holiday markets keeps us coming back [23:04] The first market trip we crashed—Drew becomes obsessed [25:21] Caleb’s bar-fight scar (and why he earned it) [26:55] Keeping traditions alive even as seniority shifts [28:29] This year’s destination reveal: Innsbruck, Austria [29:58] Why small-town Christmas markets feel like instant community [31:31] Tips for junior crew spending holidays away from home [33:22] Drew’s go-to holiday hack: pack your favorite dish for a galley feast [35:40] BIG announcement: Our 2026 group Christmas market trip [37:15] Lightning-round cross-check with Caleb & Bri [41:05] Final thoughts & where to find more behind-the-scenes chaos Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Nov 25

Ever wonder what it’s like to fly the skies on a whim, hopscotching from one city (or country!) to another without a confirmed seat in sight? In this episode, we’re diving deep into the wild, wonderful world of non-rev adventures — the ultimate flight attendant perk. From unexpected detours to last-minute jaunts across the globe, we’re sharing our favorite standby travel stories and tips for how to navigate the chaos with humor and heart. We’re spilling all the tea on the perks (and perils) of standby flying, including how we once jet-set to Paris for a croissant and how an Uber across state lines helped Rich hit his 50th state just in time. Whether you're a seasoned staff traveler or just curious about how flight crews make the most of their benefits, this episode is packed with laughs, travel inspo, and a healthy dose of galley gossip. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:21] Why we became flight attendants (hint: free flights) [1:09] The chaos of holiday travel and how to survive it [2:15] Drew’s uncle gets a rude awakening about buying standby tickets [4:48] Rich’s unforgettable birthday flight to San Juan and why crew love crew [7:45] The beauty of reciprocal travel agreements among airlines [8:39] Drew’s Boston-to-Vegas pivot: why winter weather can't stop a standby trip [13:01] Winning the non-rev game: rerouting through Vegas to beat the crowd home [14:50] How StaffTraveler saved our Minneapolis concert plans [16:21] The breakfast-in-Paris trip that almost derailed our wedding planning [18:50] Rich’s epic quest to hit all 50 states — including an Uber across the Dakotas [22:46] Our whirlwind 7-country vacation and why Egypt blew us away [24:03] Pro tips for newbie non-revs: buffer days, backup plans, and bathroom couches [25:00] Galley Gossip: The “cloud” coming from the engine that wasn’t Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Nov 11

In this special Veterans Day episode, we sit down with the incomparable Keturah Johnson—combat veteran, flight attendant, and International Vice President of AFA-CWA. As the first queer woman of color and veteran elected to serve in this powerful union role, Keturah shares her extraordinary journey from the tarmac to the battlefield to the picket lines. She opens up about her military service during “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” her fierce advocacy for trans rights, and the fight for visibility and equity in aviation. This conversation is full of heart, truth, and power. We dive into what it means to wear the uniform—both in the military and in the skies—as a queer person of color, and how union activism is helping change the future of the flight attendant profession. Keturah brings receipts, realness, and the kind of candid insight that will leave you inspired (and maybe a little fired up). You don't want to miss this one. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:21] Introducing Keturah Johnson and why she’s the perfect Veterans Day guest [1:20] That time Keturah met Joe Biden at the airport—aviators and all [2:42] From catering planes to the National Guard—Keturah’s journey into the military [5:00] Deployed to Afghanistan: surviving combat under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” [7:04] “Don’t clap for veterans—vote for them.” Keturah gets real about systemic neglect [10:57] Growing up in Kenya and how that shaped her global worldview [13:20] Losing her locks in the military and reclaiming identity through union activism [21:57] Fighting for uniform choice and pushing back from day one [24:22] Union leadership 101—stepping into power and demanding representation [27:44] Why diverse leadership matters and the power of being unapologetically visible [30:50] The importance of visibility through pins, pronouns, and showing up [32:47] Becoming the first queer woman of color elected to high AFA office [35:06] Dealing with respect and disrespect—how Keturah keeps going [38:24] Speaking up at work: real advice for taking action and using your voice [41:07] Building union power and the HRE committee’s biggest wins [44:43] Advice to new flight attendants: wear your pin and speak up [45:15] Keturah’s go-off moment—protect trans folks, respect veterans, and support women’s sports [46:29] Cross-Checked lightning round—windo Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Oct 28

Have you ever wished there was a school for airplane passengers? Well, class is in session! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the do’s and don’ts of airplane etiquette, straight from the galley to your ears. From overhead bin blunders to bare feet horror stories, we’re breaking down everything that makes us cringe—and laugh—when flying the friendly skies. And yes, we’ve got thoughts on your speakerphone convos and tuna sandwiches too. We’re sharing real listener stories, our own in-flight drama, and hilarious personal experiences that highlight the bizarre (and sometimes brilliant) behavior we see onboard. If you’ve ever flown—or plan to—you won’t want to miss this crash course in sky manners. Bonus: You might just walk away knowing the true rules of the armrest game. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:39] We kick off class—welcome to the school of airplane etiquette. [1:26] Rich shares a passenger meltdown over a tight connection... and poor decision-making. [4:58] Andrew's “everything went wrong” trip, complete with delays, storms, and missed trains. [9:04] We react to your listener-submitted etiquette gripes—starting with bare feet on bulkheads. [10:50] Armrest rules, manspreading, and who controls the window shade—welcome to Sky Law. [14:44] Speakerphone sagas, juicy convos, and when it's okay (maybe) to listen in. [17:01] PSA: Stop yanking seatbacks to stand up—your seatmate’s neck will thank you. [18:04] The overhead bin shuffle—get what you need before sitting down! [19:25] Safety demo respect, headphone etiquette, and who deserves your “thank you.” [22:02] Don’t poke the flight attendant... or touch us anywhere else either. [23:06] The great overhead bin debate—move my bag? Drew says yes. Rich says... ask first. [26:24] The etiquette of bathroom use—just don’t. Unless you must. Then spritz, please. [28:01] Whispered convos, stinky food, and should you snore? [29:26] Lavatory habits and tray table horror stories—we see (and smell) it all. [33:29] The myth of “your” overhead bin and how to stop the tantrums. [34:39] Don’t run to the front. Stay seated. The airplane is not a race track. [36:30] Diaper duty belongs in the lav— not on the tray table. [37:29] Galley Gossip: Eli’s panicked passenger and the mysterious “engine smoke.” Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Oct 14

Jet lag—it’s that relentless travel companion we never asked for but always seem to bring along. In this episode, we’re unpacking the reality of jet lag from the flight attendant perspective: what works, what totally doesn’t, and the hilarious and horrifying travel stories we’ve collected along the way. Whether you’re someone who swears by strategic napping or you’re just trying to make it to the Airbnb without puking into a canal (hi, Amsterdam), this one’s for you. We’re also diving into TikTok travel trends, influencer airport fails, and the magic of “cart chemistry” on long-haul flights. Plus, we’re dishing out the best jet lag tips we’ve got—from hydration hacks to buffer day brilliance—and, of course, sharing one outrageous galley gossip tale involving a mystery mouse. Grab your melatonin (or maybe don’t), and buckle up for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode that proves no one is immune to the jet lag struggle. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:21] – That burning passenger question: “How do you deal with jet lag?” [1:25] – Drew gets randomly selected at TSA and has thoughts on viral TikTok trends (spoiler: they’re not cute) [4:24] – Airport train TikTok chaos: SEPTA isn’t here for your influencer moment [5:48] – Meet "cart chemistry": when your inflight service partner is your soul twin [7:28] – Amsterdam anniversary trip: jet lag + weak stomach = canal drama [11:55] – Portugal panic: no sleep + no public bathrooms = street meltdown [15:12] – Rich’s Mrs. Doubtfire nap: the Christmas show he totally slept through [16:29] – The food trick that saved us: bringing your own sandwich [18:56] – Shoutout to StaffTraveler: how we survive the non-rev chaos [22:07] – Why grace and buffer days save our relationship (and our sanity) [25:50] – Sleep aids? Not for us. We’ll take strategic naps and caffeine instead [28:46] – Move your body? Sure—but not in the aisle, please [30:34] – Bali belly defeated: probiotics, prep time, and a 24-hour nap win [31:15] – Best advice ever? Always plan a buffer day [31:55] – Galley Gossip: a passenger tries to smuggle a mouse onto a plane. Yes, really. [34:49] – Big thanks to our Patreon senior mamas—your support means the world [36:13] – Sponsor shoutout: StaffTraveler—because non-rev needs a little help sometimes Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Sep 30

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into one of the biggest debates in the airline world: regional versus mainline flying. Rich has always flown mainline, while Drew brings a ton of insight from his years working at a regional airline. So we’re unpacking the real differences in schedules, pay, camaraderie, catering (or lack thereof), and what it truly means to fly solo on a 50-seater. Whether you're in the industry, considering becoming a flight attendant, or just a curious traveler, this episode is packed with behind-the-scenes perspectives and brutally honest takes on the pros, cons, and culture of both worlds. Plus, we’ve got a cringe-worthy galley gossip story that will make you rethink in-flight proposals forever. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:00] Kicking things off with flight attendant mood swings and summer flying chaos [4:05] Intro to today’s topic: the battle of regional vs. mainline [5:41] Drew breaks down what regional flying actually is—and how he stumbled into it [6:38] Flying solo: what it's really like to be the only flight attendant on board [10:13] The boarding pay debate and why regional FAs work way harder than they get credit for [13:24] DIY catering horror stories and building your own galley mid-flight [16:19] Mainline arrogance: why we need to stop looking down on regional crews [18:41] Seniority, choices, and finding the right airline “fit” for you [20:18] Why transferring airlines isn’t just a quick hop—it’s a full restart [23:25] Losing the camaraderie: how the industry has changed [26:19] Respecting everyone’s path in aviation—there is no one-size-fits-all [28:00] Travel benefits explained: how they differ between regionals and mainline [30:23] StaffTraveler shoutout and how it’s saved our non-rev lives [31:12] Galley Gossip: an in-flight proposal gone terribly, hilariously wrong [34:19] How to support us on Patreon and what’s coming next! Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Sep 16

Ever wondered what flight attendants really think about your in-flight behavior? In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into a spicy list of audience-submitted hot takes about air travel—and trust us, some of these takes had us howling, gasping, and nodding in agreement. From flip-flops in the lav to the eternal debate over seat reclining, we’re unpacking it all from 35,000 feet. We also kick things off with a little summer flying catch-up—how we keep ourselves sane (and stylish) on those sweaty commutes, what’s playing in our AirPods, and how a killer playlist can make all the difference. Then it’s time to get into your opinions on everything from grooming on board to the infamous middle seat. Whether you’re crew or just curious, this episode’s got something for everyone. Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:00] Starting off with summer vibes and how we survive commuting in a swamp [2:24] What's in our AirPods? (Spoiler: lots of queens and throwbacks) [4:35] Flip flops on planes? Absolutely not. Here's why. [6:40] Drew’s golden rule: if someone tells you to “ask the flight attendant,” the answer is probably no [8:53] Middle seat madness—do some people actually prefer it? [10:08] Is reclining your seat selfish? We debate both sides [12:03] The gross world of in-flight personal grooming [13:57] Backpack behavior 101: do you need a license to carry one? [16:13] The “board back to front” myth—why it doesn’t work [17:43] Shower and deodorant before flying? Yes, please [19:58] Window shade politics and why Drew’s keeping his open [21:01] Shorts on planes and the emotional damage of skin-to-seat contact [22:53] Why leaving trash behind is just not it [24:28] Overhead bin drama—your backpack might not belong up there [25:36] Please don’t bring a tuna sandwich onto the plane, we beg you [27:20] No headphones? No thank you. Keep your audio to yourself [28:28] Bare feet on seats and other airplane crimes [29:32] The chaos of post-landing stampedes [31:12] Leggings, crop tops, and why we don’t care what you wear—as long as you’re covered [32:49] Six shopping bags and a Popeyes lunch? Let’s talk about it Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Sep 2

Ever feel like your flight attendants are just out to nag you? In this episode, we’re pulling back the galley curtain to explain why those “annoying” reminders—seat belts, tray tables, and stowing your bag—are actually life-saving safety protocols. From clear-air turbulence to last-minute emergencies, we walk through the real reasons why the little things we ask of passengers matter in a big way. Trust us, it’s not about being on a power trip—we genuinely care. We’re also sharing a wild in-flight story, including an unforgettable moment that had us questioning everything we thought we knew about carry-ons (spoiler: it involves a baby in an overhead bin). Watch the full episode on YouTube Episode Highlights: [0:21] Why passengers think flight attendants are “nagging” [2:13] The 90-second evacuation rule—and why it drives everything we do [3:58] Why seat belts matter beyond turbulence [5:32] Seat belt signs during cruise—yes, still important! [7:31] Turbulence is getting worse—and pilots don’t always get it right [8:12] Overhead bins, under-seat storage, and the chaos of loose bags [10:27] Yes, even pilots sometimes break the rules (and we call them out) [11:48] If you ask whether you can get up—then don’t listen—why did you ask? [13:09] Why you should actually pay attention to the safety demo [16:29] We’re not nagging. We just want you safe. [17:18] What Would Two Guys Do? — Drew’s wildest inflight story: Baby on an overhead bin. Thoughts on this episode? Text us! Support the show ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon