Lunchbox Envy

4d ago

Why would you oven bake a laptop? Which day of the week can your oven switch itself on? Who cooked himself in a bread oven just to see what would happen?

Dec 8

What do you get when you mix vodka with gunpowder? When will a doctor give you vodka? Who got paid in vodka?

Dec 1

How do you Twizzle a Turkey? Where did Ancient Spartan kids get their packed lunch from? Who used to give their schoolchildren wine?

Nov 24

How do you make a Frogeye Salad? When was eel on the Thanksgiving menu? Who can you call when your turkey won't defrost?

Nov 17

Why does your honey have bubbles in it? How do you eat ant honey? What does purple honey taste like?

Nov 10

What's the point of a bacon window? Who's using a bacon dating app? How do you make bananacon?

Nov 3

How do you make a Diamond Shreddie? Which cereal accidentally invented computer hacking? Why are some cereals magnetic?

Oct 27

What is a Pumpkin Spice Latte really made of? How do you you sail a pumpkin? Who was Stingy Jack? Happy Halloween!