They Dialed the WRONG Planet!

Prepare to have your mind BLOWN, truth-seekers! Welcome, welcome, welcome to your daily dose of the bizarre and the utterly UNEXPLAINED – it's THE TRUE ALIEN PODCAST ! Hold onto your hats, folks, because today we've got a story so WILD, so OUT THERE, it'll make you question EVERYTHING! Get ready to dive headfirst into the unbelievable tale of a chronically late teen who stumbled upon a vintage phone with a secret – it could call through TIME! But this ain't your grandma's rotary dial, oh no! This cosmic communicator flung our unsuspecting protagonist, Sparrow, into a whirlwind of historical hilarity, from awkward chats with Henry Ford himself to a heated debate about pineapple on pizza with a Roman philosopher ! But wait, it gets WEIRDER! Our time-tinkering teen didn't just prank historical figures; she accidentally dialed up the distant future , receiving TERRIFYING intel about her future haircut and the EXTINCTION OF LLAMAS ! And THAT, my friends, is where things went interstellar! Sparrow's reckless calls ripped holes in the fabric of spacetime, attracting the attention of some VERY unhappy customers – ANGRY ALIEN OVERLORDS who suddenly saw Earth as their next buffet! Did Sparrow's time-traveling tomfoolery trigger an intergalactic invasion ? Were dinosaurs in pizza boxes just the beginning of a cosmic catastrophe? Our girl found herself in a desperate race against time (pun intended!) to fix the messed-up timeline, dodging time agents with questionable hairstyles and even having to smooth things over with the gluten-intolerant extraterrestrial empire ! Join your intrepid hosts, Adrian and Julia, as we unpack this mind-bending account! Was this a genuine case of alien interference through a mysterious temporal device? Could Sparrow's phone have been alien technology all along? Julia, our paranormal probe expert, will be on hand to separate the truth from the unbelievable , while Adrian will be just as shocked as you are! Don't miss this incredible episode where one teen's tardiness almost led to the end of the world (and the llamas!) ! Hit that follow button and join the TRUE ALIEN ARMY ! You won't believe your ears! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit truealiens.substack.com/subscribe