Dec 11
Gremlins (1984)
DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! In this extra festive episode, Baby and Crystal discuss 1984’s Christmas classic GREMLINS. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make this silly podcast!
Nov 27
Mortal Kombat (1995)
FINISH HIM! Baby and Crystal dive into the oiled-up muscle-queen bitch-fest that is 1995’s Mortal Kombat! How many times can we play the opening theme? It’s more than you think. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make this silly podcast!
Nov 13
The First Wives Club (1996)
This is your sign to skip the bin-fire rage-bait that is “All’s Fair” and rewatch The First Wives Club instead! Is there anything more powerful than 3 women? Baby and Crystal discuss this 1996 classic. But is it a CAMP classic? Out Now!
Oct 30
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
“A one woman Sodom and Gomorrah if you will!” We’re closing out spooky season with the one and only ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK! Elvira is more than a great set of boobs …. she’s also an incredible pair of legs. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make a silly podcast!
Oct 16
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
How funky is YOUR chicken? Find out as we sink our teeth into 1992’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The movie that launched a huge franchise… BUT IS IT CAMP? This week we're joined by special a very special guest - comedian and content creator CHRIS HALL! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make a silly podcast!
Oct 2
Scream (1996)
We wanna see what your insides look like! Baby and Crystal take a stab at audience pick, 1996's Scream! But the real question is ... can Neve Campbell ever be camp?!
Sep 19
Van Helsing (2004)
Victorian James Bond must stop Dracula from using Frankenstein’s monster to enact his evil IVF plans. Sounds camp to us! Also there are werewolves. Crystal, Baby and special guest Frazer Yorke from UR Welcome America podcast discuss 2004’s CGI prison, Van Helsing! Out now!
Sep 4
Jawbreaker (1999) w. special guest ROSE MCGOWAN
She’s so evil, and she’s only on this podcast! That’s right, this week we’re covering JAWBREAKER (1999) and we bagged an interview with the one and only ROSE MCGOWAN! We ask her about her iconic camp characters, her memories of doing Jawbreaker, and whether or not a garage door could really kill someone. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month. Subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Aug 21
Red Sonja (1985) w. special guest M.J. Bassett
"I don't need any man's help!" This week we're covering 1985's Red Sonja! This episode has EVERYTHING - our meme queen Brigitte Nielsen, evil lesbians, power mullets, questionable accents, PLUS an exclusive interview with M.J. Basset, director of the NEW Red Sonja, out now on streaming! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Aug 7
Charlie's Angels (2000)
"Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that!" Baby and Crystal take a deep dive into 2000's feminist text; Charlie's Angels! Come for the Kelly Lynch chat, stay for two drag queens figuring out feminism! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Jul 25
Supergirl (1984)
“What the box wants, the box gets” In honour of the new Superman hitting the screens, Crystal and Baby review 1984’s Supergirl. As always, let us know your thoughts on our score, and what movie you want us to cover next!
Jul 10
M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
Hold on to your vaginas! Crystal and Baby discuss box office bomb M3GAN 2.0. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Jun 26
Batman & Robin (1997)
“That f*g put nipples on the batsuit!” Strap yourself in, Crystal and Baby are talking gay propaganda piece Batman and Robin. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Jun 12
Jennifer's Body (2009) w Chal Ravens
This episode is evil (and not just high school evil); Crystal, Baby and special Guest Chal Ravens discuss 2009's Jennifer's Body. Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
May 29
Mommie Dearest (1981) w. Peaches Christ!
It’s the MOTHER of all episodes! Hide your wire hangers, because Crystal, Baby and very special guest Peaches Christ are discussing MOMMIE DEAREST. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month. Subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
May 15
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Try and describe this episode WITHOUT using the word statuesque! Crystal and Baby choose style over substance and discuss 1995's drag roadtrip romp, To Wong Foo! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month. Subscribe to the Gaytreon now to find out! Subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
May 5
UNLOCKED! The Craft (1996)
From Robin Tunney's wig, to the number of snakes used in this movie, to the spell's WE would cast, Crystal and Baby Lame dissect and rate 1996's witchy wonder, THE CRAFT. This episode was originally a Gaytreon exclusive, but we've unlocked it so Crystal can get to work on spreading syphilis around Puerto Vallarta. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Apr 17
Madame Web (2024)
“Her web connects them all” : it’s not just something you hear in the Adonis darkroom, it’s the tagline for Madame Web! Is this one of the greatest masterpieces of modern cinema? Listen now to find out. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Apr 3
Basic Instinct (1992)
"She's evil, she's brilliant!" Crystal and Baby are finally uncrossing their legs for 1992's Basic Instinct. Our first Verhoeven movie! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions! Check out Sharon Stone's Vanity Fair Op-Ed
Mar 20
Interview With The Vampire (1994) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
"They live for the pleasure, the passion, the thrill. And they will live forever." Crystal and Sue sink their teeth into 1994's Interview With The Vampire. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month.
Mar 6
UNLOCKED! I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
We liked this Gaytreon episode so much, we decided to unlock it for your listening pleasure! Picture it: 2007. Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper with a robotic hand searching for her OWN killer. If that isn't enough to get you hooked, you're listening to the wrong show. This Gaytreon exclusive is hosted by Crystal and Baby Lame Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month.
Feb 21
Carrie (1976) with Darren Stein!
“Nothing shuts someone up like a good, hard slap” Crystal, Baby Lame and extra special guest Darren Stein (director of Jawbreaker) discuss 1976’s Carrie! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Feb 6
Love Lies Bleeding (2024) w. Chal Ravens
Macrophilia (n) : a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants, most commonly expressed as giant humans, as well as giant objects. Crystal, Baby and special guest Chal Ravens discuss 2024’s over-sized lesbian noir Love Lies Bleeding! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Jan 23
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
"You're a groovy boy, I'd like to strap you on some time" ... Crystal, Baby and Sue Gives A F*ck discuss notorious boob-filled cult classic Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Jan 9
Subservience (2024) w. Peaches Christ!
Crystal and Baby are joined by camp cinema icon and expert PEACHES CHRIST to discuss Megan Fox's latest outing, Subservience (don't worry if you haven't seen it!). In this episode we cover fembots, sci-fi tropes and a deep dive into the meaning of "camp".
Dec 12, 2024
Death Becomes Her (1992) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
NOW A WARNING?! Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Sue Gives A F*ck discuss 1992’s DEATH BECOMES HER! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Nov 28, 2024
Wild Things (1998) w. Chal Ravens
"You skanky b!tch!" Things get a bit swampy as Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Chal Ravens discuss 1998's WILD THINGS. Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Nov 14, 2024
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Give me a G, give me an A, give me a Y; Crystal and Baby Lame rate and review 1999’s cult classic But I’m A Cheerleader! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Oct 31, 2024
Addams Family Values (1993) w. Choriza May
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky - it’s Crystal, Baby Lame and Choriza May discussing Addams Family Values! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month
Oct 17, 2024
Catwoman (2004) w. Sue Gives a F*ck
From toxic beauty cream to CGI body doubles to sexy catnip; Crystal, Baby Lame and Sue Gives A F*ck rate and review the stinking litter box that is Halle Berry's Catwoman. "Guess what. It's Overtime". Do you agree with our rating? Let us know your Meryl's and Liza's in the comments!
