35 | Growing Old, Eagles Fans with STDs & Pumpkin Spice Madness

It’s America’s stupidest podcast—NPR for dummies. Ed McGonigal sits down with comics Andy Nolan, Mike, and Jim Cohen for a free-for-all on getting older (and not feeling it), prepaid funerals and cremation, horny retirement homes, $60 Eagles parking, that “Eagles fans have the most STDs” headline, naked comedy shows, trash-man horror stories, a supposed UFO that shrugged off a missile, police “grappler” car-stoppers, Starbucks closures, pumpkin-spice everything, Michael Irvin’s million-dollar move, and the joy (??) of prostate exams. Recorded live September 15, 2025. Rated E for… obviously. Follow and review to spread the stupidity. New episodes on Comedy Train Rek. Aging without feeling old, retirement myths Widow-banging jokes & senior-home STDs Stadium gouging: $60 parking, $18 beers “Eagles fans = most STDs?” Dildos on courts/fields, naked comedy shows Trash route disasters & sex-shop deliveries UFO clip that “eats” a missile, police grappler tech Pumpkin spice overload & Starbucks closings Michael Irvin’s $1M check flex PSA, colonoscopies, and middle-aged maintenance Topics