About this episode
Leland Gregory , former Saturday Night Live writer and co-author of "America's Dumbest Criminals," brings his collection of the most hilarious emergency calls ever made to 911 dispatchers. With the Spirit rover having just successfully landed on Mars, Art celebrates this historic achievement while exploring the lighter side of human nature through Gregory's recordings. From callers asking for help with belly button lint to confused individuals seeking assistance with household appliances, these authentic audio clips reveal the bizarre situations that emergency operators face daily. Gregory shares stories of intoxicated drivers, confused criminals calling for help while stuck in windows during break-ins, and citizens treating 911 like a general information service. Between fits of laughter, the discussion touches on the serious side of emergency work and the psychological toll on dispatchers. The evening serves as both entertainment and a tribute to the professionals who handle our genuine emergencies with patience and professionalism.