Episodes

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Not Today Jenn is coming in hot. Eddie and Jenn discuss if people are too sensitive? How responsbile are you for other peoples triggers? What's the best way to end a conversation at a party? A mostly naked Jenn may or may not have saved a pack of wild dogs while doing a photo shoot. Plus, Florida Man Friday

Dec 12

Not Today... Eddie is still basking in the glow of his Wham-a-geddon, while Jenn is still not happy about it. Eddie has been going through it with the illness of his friend, Jerry. We find out Road Rage may be caused by more than just awful drivers and traffic. LIfe Cycles are a thing and change is inevitable. A.I. will probably kill us, but it won't be peronsal. Plus, it's ok to say "No". Also, Florida Man Friday!

Dec 5

Not Today Jenn gets duped. Eddie almost dies from laughing. The gang recounts their Thanksgiving break. Men get sicker than women... it's science.

Nov 28

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how they're gonna Wham-a-geddon each other this year. What's better, fall or christmas decorations? Eddie talks about his best friends current battle with cancer. The power of hope can be a powerful thing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 21

Not Today,,, Jenn and Eddie talk food poisoning and flying. Jenn fills us in on her New York trip. Eddie has never has a lay down seat on a plane. Colton's team ran into a brick wall in the second round of the playoffs. Art vs Content, Eddie is having an existential crisis. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 14

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie hate getting started. Having garlic around is not a good idea. What is a normal pacing for a relationship? Is there one? Meeting the parents is about to happen to Jenn this holiday season. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 7

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about how they can't shut their brains off. Jenn has to borrow someone else's immune system. Eddie is a different comedian than he used to be. Jenn comes from a long line of people with no filters. Are you ever to old to Trick or Treat? Are paying covers for High School parties a thing now? Can a woman date a shorter man? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 31

Not Today Jenn defends her hats... again. FSU is to Jenn what the Commanders are to Eddie. When is a wedding proposal too much? Jenn and Eddie talk about how their propsals went. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 24

Not Today Jenn and Eddie clear up what the gift is for our Patreon subscribers. Eddie has some visitors this week and it was a lot. Jenn was dressed like Deadpool but her Grandmother is Deadpool. Mom-Mom credits Jazzercise to long life. Colton is having some teacher issues at school. Are Pubes back? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 17

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their lack of Spanish speaking skills. College football may not be in the cards fot Colton. Tracey has a back up husband in mind in case things don't work out with Eddie. Jenn runs into the most unhelpful person ever. Also, how to relieve "Negative Bias" from your life. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 10

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about "acting" drunk for auditions. Jenn punched her "Florida" visit card again. giving a college lecture shouldn't include the "F" word. Non-pet people need an adjustment time. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 3

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about being brutally honest. Did Jenn and Eddie boycott their "Happy Place"? Jenn was the better person this week when she help reunite foster siblings, while Eddie got a haircut. An old lady on a scooter is on a collision course with a gorup of baby ducks. Eddie is having some memory issues. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 26

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie address what happened in the world last week and why it was missing from the last show. They reminisce about core memoties from childhood and early adulthood. Our phones and social media have given us more access to the world, but remove us from it. Jenn explains why latex costumes are NOT sexy. Though it's impossible now, owning a home is still a good idea. Are you covering all the keys to a trusting relationship? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 19

Not Today... Jenn makes a quick wardrboe change while Eddie no-sells the recording date. Jenn had a blast playing Comedy Mafia. Eddie needs Jenn's help for making Colton's Halloween costume. Halloween Horror nights in Florida goes hard. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 12

Not Today starts off hard when Jenn comes in hot about Eddie's hair. Eddie also has some visitors coming this week. Jenn and Eddie are super grateful for all the Patreon sign ups! Jenn has a new gig in Florida. When can you fart in front of your partner? Never? Concealed carry permits, are they a really great idea for everyone? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 5

Not Today... What happens when Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, MAGA merch and is that the summer penis or a roll of dimes…yes it makes a return this ep. Don't ask Jenn if we can hang another TV…unless you want another chaotic podcast episode? To0 Late! Plus Florida Man Friday! Also, let's be real—if your bread has yoga mat chemicals in it, Subway, maybe just… don't. (No shade, unless you want to sponsor us, in which case, footlong us up, daddy).

Aug 29

Not Today Jenn and Eddie launch their Patreon channel on a whim. Fear of failure almost made it not happen. Writing it down makes you better and comedy. They have trouble remembering what exactly happened and the end of Jaws. How important is a dog? Very. One of them has a serious fear of rejection. How much is exactly is life changing money? Don't let Santa take all the credit. What is Summer Penis? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 23

Not Today Jenn and Eddie realize people listen to podcasts on YouTube. So what are you doing here? Is Not Today the Ted Lasso of podcasts? Eddie comes out as a feminist. Would you rather be happy or content? Should Eddie make "get ready videos"? Plus, Florida Man Friday! #podcast #funny #comedy #women #tedlasso #happiness #floridaman #florida #sports #sportstalk

Aug 15

Not Today... Jenn introduces Eddie to "Watch Duty". Kevin the Chiweenie has some skin problems. Are you a "worst case scenario person"? Colton got his leaners permit and that's probaly the last time he drives. Eddie is gonna have "empty nest syndrome" soon and he's not sure how to deal. Jenn's parents did not trust her to go to college. We're they rigtht? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 8

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie dives into the toxic realities of social media — from buying followers to dealing with online hate. They discuss the pressure of performing online, how it warps self-worth, and why authenticity is more important than ever. Eddie's fireman story is unhinged in the best way. Jenn shares how her 102-year-old grandma still goes to Jazzercise every day. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 1

Not Today Eddie recounts the wild tradition of Comic-Con with his son Colton — from 3 a.m. road trips to exclusive Hasbro hookups and the wildest cosplays (yes, even a lightsaber that looked suspiciously... NSFW). Jenn shares why cosplaying in this heat wasn't in the cards this year. Is Comedy Dead? If you meet the love of your life while cheating is it worht it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 25

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about the business of show business. How does watching our parents relationship affect our own realtionships? There's a little talk about the Superman movie. Traveling sucks now when youre getting old. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 19

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk insomnia, social media and extortion. Keida has some Tarot Cards you should buy. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 11

Not Today... Eddie learns something new about cats. Jenn and Eddie both have face blindness especially when it comes to their vet. How far would you go into debt to save a pet? Do you let your Alpha out when you need to? Eddie remembers when he discovered comedy can be more than just funny. Sometimes a character in a story has to die, listen to find out why? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 4

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk 4thof July memories and "near death" experiences with fireworks. Keida got a Ring camera and it's freaking him out. Do we still watch shows as a society? Can you watch shows you used to watch with your ex? Does your new partner have to play catch up? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jun 27

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss how good of a friend should you be? Keida over shares about his "teaching" days. Where do you fall in your social network? Alpha, Beta? How do you audit your life and should you? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jun 20

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie are joined in studio by the wonder dog Kevin. Are dogs evolving before our eyes? Wanna see a dead body Jenn didn't. Keida met Colton and it was.... something. Eddie got some fancy clothes for his upcoming cruise. Jenn has some heart issues and spent the night in the hospital. What's a BBL? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jun 13

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie welcome their 3rd guest of all time to the show, their good friend Mark Ellis. They discuss relationships, how Mark and Eddie are variants of each other, stand up comedy, the Schmoedown, Movies, life, pets and love. So much on this episode of Not Today. Also, Florida Man Friday.

Jun 6

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk aboput wearing hats vs doing your hair. Has Veronica been replaced by Jenn. Keida makes our ADHD go crazy. Eddie has a boyhood fantasy. There's an Alaskan cruise happening later this month and one of them is going. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

May 30

Not Today Jenn and Eddie want you to connect with them! Does Eddie have sleep apnea? What does "Tennis Balls in Tube Socks" mean? You'll find out. How to deal with the worst critic you have, the self-critic. Eddie opened for Jay Leno and it really wasn't his crowd... or anyones. Jenn watched Dave Chapelle wrangle a crowd. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

May 21

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie discuss the new Netflix documentary "The Fall of Favre".

May 16

Not Today Jenn and Eddie welcome car enthusiast and writer Jonny Lieberman. Jonny writes for Motor Trend magazine and can be see recently on an episode of "Jay Leno's Garage". Jonny is here to talk about his love of cars, what are the best cars out there and if you're looking to buy or lease what is the one thing you should always say to the finance guy. We don't just talk cars, but we talk grwoing up, life, love and a whole bunch of other random things in true "Not Today" fashion. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

May 9

Not Today Jenn and Eddie are introduced to sex club talk by Keida. Eddie and Jenn admit they are disney Adults. Keida has an issue with Tweetie Bird Girls. Does birth order increase your chance of depression? Eddie thinks so. Also, we know about Type A and Type B personalities, but what about Type C? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

May 2

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss FOMO. Producer Keida has a story about a messed up 3-way. Angus Young can still go hard at 70. Dress codes suck unless you're in a gang. Eddie and Keida reminisce about Jams while Jenn loves her yoga pants. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Apr 25

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk Wrestlemania for a minute. Prodcuer Keida wants old 80's wrestling back. Eddie is fully aware he's a cranky old man now. Jenn knew a "Naked John". Plus, would you rather lose your mind or your body, if one had to go first which would you choose? Alos, Florida Man Friday!

Apr 18

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about their guns and how prepared they are in case someone breaks in. Guard dogs are better heard and not seen. Someone may be going through menopause and it's not Eddie. Do you and your partner have a list?

Apr 11

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about their new stuidio and how they need more plants. Some people live with super shoppers others just waste money. Eddie is a little worried with his wife's podcast listening habits. Jenn and Eddie realize that they really have no idea how their parents are doing. Jenn believes men need to hang out with other men at least 2 days a week. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Apr 4

Not Today Jenn and Eddie welcome their first guest to the show, Nicole Burch. It only took us a year to get someone to show up. Nicole is a hilarious stand up comedian, improvisor, writer and all aroudn great mom.

Mar 28

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie have a new home and a new logo. They've taken on a producer so things may be a little different. Eddie chooses to workout at home with his bowflex weights. Keida, out new producer, is buying all the Girl Scout Cookies. Jenn wonders if some people are smell blind to body odor. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Mar 21

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss the double standard with wearing the same clothes. Eddie is a great 3rd wheel. Do you do the 5am club? Eddie does not. Jenn got in trouble when she was a member of it. When is an Ace Ventura reference never not a good idea? No pillow is a red flag. Ambien is a hell of a drug, but you knew that. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Mar 14

Not Today Jenn and Eddie give out a warning about a scammer, bottom line is we don't have $5k to pay for guests so if you get that email it's DEFINITELY not true. Jenn reacalls her first breast augmentation and dealing with Alpha Bros. Sometimes it's not all comedy in the comedy green room. FYI Disneyland and California Adveture are basically one park. Eddie has some new Harry Potter spells. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Mar 7

Not Today Jenn is trying to resolves some between her friend group and one of the guys her friend is dating. We learn sometimes maybe we need to sit it out. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Feb 21

Jenn and Eddie discuss guys fashion while Eddie reminisces about his Motley Crue Jean Jacket. What problem did Eddie have when he was a kid and how did he deal with it? You'll see. Jenn wants to know if "performance issues" are ever the girls fault. Also, don't sit on the toilet too long, it's bad for you. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Feb 14

Jenn and Eddie discuss what they did for the Super Bowl. Hint, Jenn went to Disneyland and Club 33. Do guys expect gifts for Valentines Day? And what is a "Beej"? Jenn tells Eddie about her worst Valentines, while Eddie tells of his tow tragic attempts at being romantic. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Feb 7

This episode of Not Today Jenn and Eddie analyzing their dreams again. Eddie realizes in real time what his dream really meant. Jenn gets sleep paralysis. Did you know there is a dating yelp about Men? There is and you don't want to be on it. Also, should your potential partner stick it out if you have a health crisis or cut bait and move on? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jan 31

This episode of Not Today has Jenn and Eddie talking how great 2020 was. Jenn gets "interrupted" with her Watch Duty app. Can we agree what constitutes a turtle? Everyone needs to learn to read the room. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jan 24

This episode has Jenn and Eddie debating the difference between "Collectors" and "Hoarders" adn how to recognize which one you are.... even if you're in denial about it. Also they discuss the reasons and benefits to making lists and why Eddie refuses to partake. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jan 17

Jenn and Eddie talk about everything that went down last week during the Los Angeles wildfires.

Jan 10

This episode of Not Today has Jenn and Eddie answering questions from listeners and trying to give out advice? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jan 3

Not Today Jenn and Eddie recap their Disneyland adventure. Jenn discovers how Eddie does Disney and it's not for the weak. That new "Tiana" ride (formerly Splash Mountain) will get you wet, it's unavoidable. Do you have a "New Year's Resolution"? Will you actually try to change your behavior? Or just keep the same patterns? Eddie's happiest hour takes place between 11pm and 12am on the Jungle Cruise. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Dec 27, 2024

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about Jenn's allergy to real Christmas trees. An innocent trip to watch "Tournament of Nerds" turns into a game of hide and seek. What's it like when your parents watch... your show? Dealing with the son/mother dynamic isn't always easy. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Dec 20, 2024

Not Today Jenn is finally Whamageddon'd by Eddie in the most devious way possible. The Grinch is a Christmas Classic, yes, the Jim Carrey one. You know what else is a great Christmas movie? You have to listen to the show to fins out. How important is "shared life experience" in a realtionship? The movie big was kinda gross. Finally, Eddie and the Wolf Pee meet. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Dec 13, 2024

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie discuss Jenn's dirty carpet (not a euphemism) and how Eddie helped clean it (also not a euphemism). CEO's and Healthcare cost are all the talk at the moment. Eddie doesn't want his parents furniture even though it's probably really nice. Does Santa give cash? The rubber bug maker was one of the greatest toys ever no matter what Jenn says. Eddie injured himself helping Colton with his World History Final. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Dec 6, 2024

Not today Jenn and Eddie discuss how a running toilet ruined Jenn's visit with an old friend (she didn't clog it). Eddie recounts how he burned the neighbors yard down as a kid. Does Jenn's mom have a cultural appropriating squirrel collection? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 29, 2024

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about Jenn's nightmare travel and having her passport stolen. Why is Canada always cloudy? How did you get your fake ID? Why is Canada alwasy cloudy? Eddie keeps trying to Wham-a-geddon Jenn and he won't stop until he's done. When do you decorate got Christmas? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 22, 2024

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about the "Big Fight", Netflix and our fallen childhood heroes. There's a new trend in fashion that Eddie has been ahead of the curve on. Also, would you trust your significant other to be your partner in a gameshow? Jenn could have been a reality star but choose not to. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Nov 15, 2024

On "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie share tales of food poisoning. How far would you go for a friend? How "Wicked" is that toy and what did the Scarecrow really want? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Nov 8, 2024

On "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie talk about the Bro Code ethics of asking your friend's Ex out on a date. Do you have that friend in your life that will "gut check" you when you're out of line? The boundaries you set are for you and not for the othe person. It's surprising people don't know that. Eddie realizes the younger generations are much more open with their emotions than his generation. Plus, a special Florida Man Friday!

Nov 1, 2024

Not Today Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence talk discuss why Eddie is fixing his hair at the begining of the show. Eddie has finally has an issude that helps him decide to go back on anti-depressants. Why is it you literally can age overnight? Jenn ran into some old classmates from high school. Plus Jenn is still pissed at United for messing up her make-up bag. They also discuss what your make-up can say about your personality. Plus, Floirda Man Friday!

Oct 25, 2024

Not Today Eddie and Jenn talk about making social appearances. Do you ever get asked why you're not drinking? Why are more and more comedians going clean? Eddie's son is seeking revenge for last years costume contest loss. Did you know most of the people you knew in High School were and still are idiots? Never doante your body to science, it can go really wrong for you family. Are we living in a simulation? There may be a way to find out. When is too soon to meet the parents of the perosn you're dating? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Oct 18, 2024

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about the hurricane that just hit Jenn's hometown of Tampa Bay. Why her parents didn't evacuate and why they will next time. Plus Jenn's childhood bedroom has a tree in it now. The original A.I. was the Furbie. Eddie learned to raise a kid by rasing a bag of flour. Eddie is running out of patience and it may be a problem with too much information. Jenn tries to shrink Eddie's brain. Plus how popular was Jenn on Facebook and what is the origin story of Eddie and Jenn. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 10, 2024

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss Jenn's recent road tour and meeting fans and having a "signer" on stage. Eddie has to come to grips with no longer being more inteligent than his kid. Jenn talks about growing up gifted and how her parents dealt, or didn't deal with it. Eddie has a price for pegging and possibly bear spray. Jenn and Eddie discuss faith and how it can impact a realtionship. Also, what really is a "Babymoon"? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Oct 4, 2024

Jenn and Eddie discuss the legal number of cats you're allowed to have in Los Angeles. Is it worth decorating for Halloween if you live in an apartment? Eddie thinks so, at least this year. Was Jenn's old house haunted? Jenn thinks so even though Eddie saged it. We also learn that Jenn doesn't have Eddie as an emergancy contact, but instead she has his wife. Then we get a little serious when there's a shooter threat at the school Eddie's son goes to. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 27, 2024

This week Jenn and Eddie answer listener questions about favorite NFL teams, dating, where to meet people, how to find a path in college, people who had a profound impact on our lives and how you're percieved can influence who you are. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 20, 2024

Not today Jenn and Eddie wonder what is behind the paid wall of their mutal friends "Only Fans" page. Kevin nearly bit the big one from one of those coyotes in Jenn's neighborhood and it would have been Eddie's fault. Jenn's tism has her counting her swallows.... get your mind out of the gutter, her drinking swallows. Is everyone so stuck in their own world where we don't acknowledge other people? Jenn and Eddie list their coomplaints about these people. Is a wedding worh the money? In hindsight would you rather have just thrown a little party and saved the 20 to 30k? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 12, 2024

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about dormant covid. There's still wolf urine again. Haricuts and Eddie's preferred look, at least Jenn's preferred look for Eddie. Jenn is done working with bad people. More JV Football updates. Is Jenn's OBGYN hitting on her? Last, but not least, Florida Man Friday!

Sep 6, 2024

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about haricuts and Eddie's preferred look, at least Jenn's preferred look for Eddie. Jenn is done working with bad people. More JV Football updates. Plus, are those grade school projects for the kids education or for the parents to show off? Also, is fridgescaping a thing? It actually is. Last, but not least, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 30, 2024

Jenn and Eddie discuss whether you should always do your best or is it sometimes better career wise to ease up on the gas so as to not show up someone bigger than you. Some people are awful at reading social cues and Jenn has become an expert at calling people out for it. There's some new Disneyland rides coming and Eddie is here for it. Jenn thinks we've misued our hologram technology. Plus Tom Cruise has a death wish. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 23, 2024

This week on "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie deal with growing up. Eddie's kid might need to bury the hatchet. Jenn gives Eddie a lecture on what the "in" style of jeans is current. Eddie thinks it's still skinny. What it's like to have a job you hate. Jenn has so people to blame for her eyebrows in the early 2000's. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 16, 2024

This week Eddie and Jenn discuss being stuck. How they can mover forward. Will A.I. take the jobs we don't even have yet? Robocop is a perfect movie and Short Cicuit does't really age well. Plus that guy really dated Catwoman. Also, conspiracy theorists and suck it and Florida Man Friday!

Aug 9, 2024

Not today, Jenn and Eddie discuss how they avoid covid, also how many times Jenn has gotten covid and how Eddie has completely avoid it. Jenn drove through a hurricane like a crazy person. Eddie lets everyone know he wants to die as soon as Armageddon happens. What was better? Armageddon or Deep Impact? Jenn has natural smellivision. Eddie really watns to sell his old car. Do you assign too much worth to inanimate objects? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Aug 2, 2024

Eddie and Jenn play some catch up and explain why they missed last weeks episode. Well, Jenn got covid from a jerk at Starbucks. Eddie was trying to be dad of the year. Also, Mel Brooks is still awesome. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 19, 2024

Not Today with Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence discusses why Jenn wore the hat that she wore that she didn't knew she wore... if that makes sense. Sometimes Jenn's ADHD signs her up for things that her Austism doesn't know about. Daily stress can build up and explode all over you like a volcano. Plus, Jenn's inner salesmen doesn't really help her in her long term relationships, because sometimes she's not the "Cool Girl" he sold her as. Should you be nest friends with your kid and if so should you tease them to toughen them up? Also, Florida Man Friday!

Jul 12, 2024

Not Today with Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence discusses the nightmare that is air travel. Eddie Shaved and only Jenn noticed. Baggy jeans are back and Eddie laments former facial hair choices. What is Dad time and why does Jenn hate it? Watching your parents age in real time is very off-putting. Plus, Gen Alpha has some slang we're trying to decipher. Also, it's Florida Man Friday!

Jul 5, 2024

Todays show has Jenn and Eddie analyzing their nightmares. Trust us it gets real uncomfortable. Jenn has big shoes to feel and Eddie has to "release" something. Also don't filter your face and leave everyone else untouched in a photo. That is just wrong. Extroverts need to learn that introverts just handle things differently. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jun 28, 2024

Today's show has Jenn and Eddie reading and answering some viewer questions. What kind of paper is the best to use and can you judge a person by it? Eddie and Jenn knew what they wanted to do since they were little and I guess they're kind of doing it now. Does size matter? Also, have uncomfortable talks with your kids, it's better than avoiding it by banning books. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jun 21, 2024

On this episode of Not Today, Jenn and Eddie tell their Andy Dick stories. They also reminess about their nearly 12 year friendship. Jenn's dealing with her first post-divorce break up and it's not easy. Eddie is learning about closure from his son. What are some of the best and worst "Passive Aggresive" phrases we all use. How much Spam is too much Spam to travel with? Also Jenn teaches a freinds a lesson at the airport. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jun 14, 2024

Jenn and Eddie discuss the grwoing coyote problem in Los Angeles and how Jenn is battling it with... wolf urine. Jenn also wants Eddie to smell it, though Eddie really doesn't want to after reading the Amazon reviews. Eddie talks about trying to navigate his son through some high school drama. Plus, has something ever been so cute you get angry about it. Also, dudes think cartoons are hot. Don't forget "Florida Man Friday"!

Jun 7, 2024

This week Eddie and Jenn take Austism tests. One of us may have it. Can you satisfy conjoined twins? Some guy is trying to. Also how sacred is that first trip to Disneyland? What about EPCOT? Seriously, EPCOT? Also we play Florida Man Friday!

May 31, 2024

Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence have a visiter in studio today... Kevin The Chiweenie. Eddie was perfomring in Brea, Ca. all weekedn, while Jenn was getting Fentanyl at the hospital. We've also hopefully cleared up put tech issues. Jenn tells us why she was banned from Hooters and whether she should not help sell Girl Scout Cookies. Eddie's eaten bugs before, should Jenn give it a try. Plus Florida Man Friday!

May 24, 2024

Jenn and Eddie talk about passing your muscial tastes on to your kids and whether that's a good idea... for them. Mental health and medcaition takes a lot of self-assessment and time. Does your dog need to like your significant other and what if they don't? Is a borken penis a legacy? How far is too far to appease a bride as a bridesmaid? Also, Florida Man Friday!

May 17, 2024

Jenn and Eddie talk about how you should really do Disneyland. Eddie is terrified how oblivious his son is. What does Jenn, her breasts and 30 cents have in common? What is your price when it comes to being in a particular type of commercial? Plus Florida Man Friday!

May 10, 2024

Jenn and Eddie talk about their week. Eddie went to the "Back to the Future "House, Jenn went to the "Back to the Future" muscial. Someone went viral on May the 4th. Someone also made a nerd angry. Eddie laughs at a baby ducks misfortune while Jenn hides in horror. Both of them are deadset against cruises and nudists. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

May 3, 2024

Eddie and Jenn discuss what trilogy from the Star Wars saga they relate to the most. When is too early or too late to say "I Love You"? What is its not reciprocated? When do you stop saying it? So many questions about love! Also, can Eddie do therapy? Jenn does. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Apr 26, 2024

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss a night of looking for two cats. Eddie explains how dogs may be dumb but stick together. Also is Eddie the asshole this week? We'll find out why he hates helping his wife with social media posts. Plus it's time to play "Florida Man Friday".

Apr 19, 2024

This week on Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about lost memories at the Zoo. When is a good age to waste a ton of money on your kid at Disneyland? Where were you when OJ was in the Bronco? Jenn just had to see Kid Rock and Eddie just had to see Jack Wagner. Plus let's all play Florida Man Friday.

Apr 12, 2024

Jenn and Eddie remeber the good ol' days of Boston Market and Blockbuster Video. Jenn sleeps with a bra while Eddie wears a Hockey Jersey. Plus what happens when "Care Bears" is actually "Nothign But Trouble"? Also play along wiith Florida Man Friday!

Apr 5, 2024

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk friednships and when they go south. Jenn takes some edibles and was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Lego puts a stop to fun. Plus we've has some bad jobs where we made some bad impressions. Also it's another Florida Man Friday!

Mar 27, 2024

Eddie and Jenn talk about hding their comic selfs from their parents. Eddie went to a model UN conference with a bunch of nerds. Jenn took edibles before going to Universal Horror Nights one time. Who gets hard nips and erections on stage? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Mar 15, 2024

Jenn and Eddie talk about the worst auditons they've ever had. Jenn doesn't regret not being a WWE Diva. Eddie may have urine on his pants. How many creepy Barbies are there? Plus, Jenn takes on Florida Man Friday!

Mar 8, 2024

Jenn and Eddie recall horrible animal stories, murder podcasts and why women love them, Sting's last match and who is Surfer Sting. Plus another edition of Florida Man Friday.

Mar 1, 2024

Eddie and Jenn discuss a possible fight club at Eddie's son's school. Jenn gets gaslit by her mom. Eddie loves his new bad and his wife hates it. Eddie is defintley a hoarder and Jenn only hoards hurful things. Plus another Flordia Man test.

Feb 22, 2024

Jenn and Eddie got the band back together.... sort of. On the first episode of their new podcast "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie talk all things life. Eddie coaches his kid through his first Valentines Day. Jenn eats different than her friends so who is the A-HOLE here? And they ressurect Florida Man Headlines to test Jenn's whitetrashness.