"Trump's five Million Dollar 'Gold Card' For Rich Foreigners While Musk Claims 'Canada Is Not a Real Country'"

Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this as JD Vance's hometown paper eviscerates him as a "lapdog vice-president," Fyre Festival scammer returns with mysterious million-dollar tickets to a show with no announced acts, and California's perfectly-coiffed governor launches a podcast where he'll interview "MAGA architects." Patrick Gutfield delivers these headlines with his signature razor-sharp commentary and zero sympathy for politicians or their hair products. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus . No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Get more info from Caloroga Shark Media