NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Breakfast Burrito Is About To Cost WAY More

President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW): ✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs ✓ China gets slapped with ten percent ✓ Canadian oil gets special ten percent rate (because apparently freezing in the dark isn't part of the plan) ✓ Prices could spike IMMEDIATELY on groceries ✓ That new car you've been eyeing? Maybe wait on that ✓ Canada's plotting revenge with whiskey and peanut butter (seriously) ✓ Mexico's President Sheinbaum is NOT happy Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus . No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Get more info from Caloroga Shark Media