Material Girl Goes Standup, Google Cancels Mexico, and French AI Claims Cows Lay Eggs (What Could Go Wrong?)

CHAOS ALERT: Madonna storms comedy club for surprise Trump jokes while Google Maps tries to erase Mexico from its app! But that's not even the craziest news of the day - wait until you hear about France's new AI that thinks cows lay eggs and can calculate the square root of a goat. Plus, the Doomsday Clock just moved closer to midnight, because apparently we needed MORE anxiety this week. And in totally unrelated news, companies are now speed-running how fast they can fire Gen Z employees. Is this the most chaotic news day of twenty twenty-five? You decide! (Your boss will NOT want you to read this...) Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus . No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Get more info from Caloroga Shark Media