Trump Returns to Power: Inaugural Plans Include Renaming Gulf of Mexico, Biden's Last-Minute Family Pardons, and Melania's Windy Welcome

Donald Trump's historic return to the presidency features promises to rename the Gulf of Mexico, seize the Panama Canal, and plans for mass January sixth pardons. Meanwhile, outgoing President Biden issued surprise pardons to five family members minutes before leaving office. The inauguration ceremony, moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, saw VIPs relegated to overflow rooms while Trump, now the oldest president ever inaugurated at seventy-eight, wrapped up by describing First Lady Melania's battle with strong winds and aching feet during the celebrations. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus . No plug-ins needed! Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show! Get more info from Caloroga Shark Media