Ch 29: That Time My Dad and I Almost Got Sacrificed by the Aztecs

Some might see my getting captured by the Aztecs as some sort of Karmic retribution for having a sorta fourway with my dad and two Nazis on the Hindenburg, but it was honestly just a bit of bad luck getting taken by the natives. I'll tell you this about being a prisoner...it isn't fun. I know that isn't the most enlightening thought, but it was a super traumatic experience and it isn't something I like to talk about a lot, mainly because it was super boring being locked in a cage. But that isn't to say this episode is boring at all, because when ranked amongst all the other chapters, it's definitely somewhere in the middle, but just like Malcolm, and that threesome I had in 1944, sometimes it's great to be in the middle.