CORN DOWN Prank Calls

1d ago

On this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use, online photos including people, and a long microwave stint that somehow turns into a serious issue with violent foil and pants. Wastedmemory discovers how hard turning fifteen thousand dollars is, and whuppy turns in the whole room. By the end, we’re all just a little more confused than before. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Dec 12

On this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “same pants” problem that plagues hotels. That pushes me to snap and leads to all kinds of smoking-the-hotel trouble and a short streak of pirate-themed nonsense before we drift into a long stretch about pillows. Taking pillows, pillow punishment, taking other peoples pillows as punishment, etc. somehow making each version more normal than the last. From there, things shift into people forgetting food, paying things forward and takin things back again, snapping stuff, talking crazy, and wondering where the fry guy went. By the end, it’s bathroom disasters, strange menu punishments, and getting hit with sticks for reasons, which is also normal. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Dec 5

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot adding their own takes. We spend a lot of time estimating and assessing, which very naturally leads into things like potato hands and hotel transcripts. Totally normal, I promise. Towards the end, I do some Beyoncés, Tiff extracts crititical corporate espionage information, and we recieve concerning mysterious emails, which possibly should not be believed. Jame closes it out with a looping situation that feels like we’ve been down this path before. But it’s NORMAL. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Nov 28

This episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go viral, and opting to believe bushes may be persons. There are private-investigator vibes, weird mouth problems, floating-in-water food, and a lot of DIYing that feels like someone is making up rules as they go. Teeth keep disappearing, multiplying, or getting counted, and the Fry Guy hasn’t been heard from in a while. Overall, it’s people trying to manage totally normal situations while slipping into strange little confirmed governmental conspiracies. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Nov 21

On this CORNDOWN we start with arguing about whether we need emergency blankets or if regular ones work. I try to shave a few seconds off before we get weird with first aid kits, and whuppy gets in trouble for taking too long. A raccoon in a bag shows up, things get spooky and creepy, and I keep getting messed with on the phone even though I’m dry heaving. I aso get police statements for no real reason, catalyst and I try to get our ears fixed, and buccshot keeps circling back to peanuts. By the end I’m stuck to my own clothes, guys are opening doors wrong, and a couple of us try to shave… or at least learn how! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Nov 14

On this CORNDOWN I run into disabled cars over and over, each one worse than the last, while whuppy tries to impose speed limits and ends up talking about Halloween bones. The whole thing drifts into being treated like vampires, spiders, goblins, etc. before we get stuck counting really high room numbers. Somewhere in there, arms get broken and my finger got ripped off at the drive-thru. wastedmemory brings chili into it, of course, and Tifff and fuzzy make things worse with spider eggs and potatoes. It closes out with some typical ghosts in the chili, a pepperoni mistake and I just try to get parked without causing more trouble. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Nov 7

This CORNDOWN starts with me trying to report some accomplices to unwilling management, and whuppy uncovers a brown leather jacket man incident. Next I take a data dump or two and things get weird fast with loose files, Walmart bags, and papers being served back and forth like it’s a courtroom. There’s far too much milk, and far too few crackheads, with buccshot puffing away in the 420 zone while I look for a way out (so I can find a way back in). Catalyst shows up with freezer food and bedbug problems, whuppy gets a drive-thru dog involved, and it all ends with mysterious pictures and one last messy data dump that doesn’t make anything better. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

Oct 31

This CORNDOWN starts with people trying to smoke in my glasses. Whuppy brings soup issues into the mix, such as who’s eating it, who’s spilling it, and which employees are making a mess of my glasses with it. Everything gets foggy, soup related and otherwise, and before long we’re talking about early refills, and prescriptions onions. wastedmemory and I get wrapped up in more prescription issues and debating if Wendy’s should make you a little sick, while Tifff experiments with recreational potatoes. By the end, shirts get stained by pants, food gets found, we get sick again, and everyone learns an important lesson about soup. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal ! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com