Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
2d ago
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2 3/29 Little Rock, AR 4/10 Stockton, CA 4/11 Anaheim, CA x2 4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 Tucson, AZ 4/18 Houston, TX 5/2 Fort Worth, TX 5/3 Amarillo, TX 5/14 Wilmington, NC 5/15 Evans, GA 5/16 Durham, NC 5/29 Jacksonville, FL 5/30 Asheville, NC 5/31 Columbia, SC 6/4 Mobile, AL 6/5 Florence, AL 6/6 Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1 : Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself. MIRACLE MADE : Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MOSH : Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 10
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/13 - Johnstown, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2 3/29 Little Rock, AR 4/10 Stockton, CA 4/11 Anaheim, CA x2 4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 Tucson, AZ 4/18 Houston, TX 5/2 Fort Worth, TX 5/3 Amarillo, TX 5/14 Wilmington, NC 5/15 Evans, GA 5/16 Durham, NC 5/29 Jacksonville, FL 5/30 Asheville, NC 5/31 Columbia, SC 6/4 Mobile, AL 6/5 Florence, AL 6/6 Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY : Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANDO : Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 3
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1 : Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself. BLUELAND : Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE : Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 26
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MOSH : Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE HELLO FRESH : Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 19
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY : Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive AG1 : Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself. PONCHO : Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order MIRACLE MADE : Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 12
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO : Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com BLUELAND : Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive BRUNT : Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 5
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net, it's a positive ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1 : Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself. BRUNT : Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF PONCHO : Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order MIRACLE MADE : Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Easton Smith / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 29
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR : https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/10 - Stockton, CA 4/11 - Anaheim, CA 4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 - Tucson, AZ 4/18 - Houston, TX 5/2 - Fort Worth, TX 5/3 - Amarillo, TX 5/14 - Wilmington, NC 5/15 - Evans, GA 5/16 - Durham, NC 5/29 - Jacksonville, FL 5/30 - Asheville, NC 5/31 - Columbia, SC 6/4 - Mobile, AL 6/5 - Florence, AL 6/6 - Duluth, GA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube , and follow us on social media ( @netpositivepodcast ) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MOSH : Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE PONCHO : Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order ROCKET MONEY : Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive BRUNT : Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
